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The Twilight Of My Ass; Anti-Stephenie Meyer
Topic Started: May 9 2008, 04:13 AM (12,754 Views)
Kaldea
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You win at the internets, icor. :lmao: ESPECIALLY FOR THAT LAST PART. VAMPIRES NEED TO BE VAMPIRES.

I blame these books for making me hate the name "Bella". :mellow:
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Lute
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AHAHA I love your comments Rikku. <33

Twilight is G-rated veggie vampires. D: Why are they even considered vampires again? They're not seriaz-vampair in the least. D:

Yus, CG. I used to love the name Bella. D: It's getting so over-popular now, though, not to mention...Well, you know. Sue-girl. :no:
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mallorn
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Can I join even though I haven't finished the book? I tried, but only made it as far as the car-teleportation scene before I had to put it down. Haven't seen the trailer yet, and based on the comments here, I don't ever want to. :P
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Jun 5 2008, 04:05 AM
Can I join even though I haven't finished the book?

... people here have read the book?

Oops.
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:lmao: icor deserves more luff. *glompz* That was amazing. Uwah, I'd like to see an icor-ified Twilight. O:

@mallorn: Y'know, I don't think you need to read the whole series to see how funny it is. I'm having a terrible time just going through Twilight, which is supposedly the best of all the books. :lmao:
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Ahahaha! Yus, I've read the books. :mellow: I'd love to go through them again so I can pick out some more stupidisms for j00 gaiz. <3

AHAHA CG. I just remembered that one of the main guys from The Host (who one of the main chicks loves lololol) is named JARED. Ahahahahaha. SM USED YOUR MAN, CG. D: I WONDER, DID SHE RUIN HIS NAME FOR YOU TOO? :lmao:
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Kaldea
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Jun 5 2008, 01:39 PM
AHAHA CG. I just remembered that one of the main guys from The Host (who one of the main chicks loves lololol) is named JARED. Ahahahahaha. SM USED YOUR MAN, CG. D: I WONDER, DID SHE RUIN HIS NAME FOR YOU TOO? :lmao:

I saw that when I read the preview of it. :U

I don't know what to think. She might as well say she loves to listen to Incubus and Matt Good while writing horrible love scenes. Like she did with Muse. She ruined Muse. She could have MCR and Linkin Park lol.
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Kaldea
Jun 5 2008, 03:52 PM
I don't know what to think. She might as well say she loves to listen to Incubus and Matt Good while writing horrible love scenes. Like she did with Muse. She ruined Muse. She could have MCR and Linkin Park lol.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHY?!!?!? :sad: PHAILURE. PHAILURE PHAILURE.

xD and I was going to attempt reading it, but the fans made me loathe it. I don't want to make the author any more moneyz.
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NO. NOT MATT GOOD PLZ. D:D:D:

And yes, I've read the books at a friend's request. I tried so hard to get her to see how awful the books really are, but nothing could stop her and the others from fangirling over them.

It's incredibly frustrating that no one will take the time to actually think and notice how shitty these books really are. They're filled with STUPID. D: <
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Kaldea
Jun 5 2008, 11:52 AM
I don't know what to think.  She might as well say she loves to listen to Incubus and Matt Good while writing horrible love scenes.  Like she did with Muse.  She ruined Muse.  She could have MCR and Linkin Park lol.

Muse, Placebo HOW DARE SHE USE THE MAKERS OF LILA AND STU'S THEME SONG, The Vines, RADIOHEAD WLEKCJKLEJC, The Killers, Brand New, Ok Go, THE LIST OF GOOD BANDS GOES ON.
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Ahaha, I know what you mean, CG. xD;;

OMG, the poor lovely dear bands. So many that I listen to have been scarred. ;; I try to ignore her playlists. D: I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW THAT CRAP STORY COMES FROM AMAZING MUSIC MMTAY. D:

[Ahaha you should be thankful she doesn't listen to MG or Incubus, CG. <3]

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Radiohead.

*slits*

mmtay
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@Lute- the fans are saying she ripped off the Yeerks from Animorphs. Y'know, those aliens that slither into your brain?
Speakin' of which, ZOMG, Animorphs fans! *tackleglomps* Am rereading the series...I'd forgotten how awesome Tobias is! :wub:

You guys seen the first "official" scene yet? Lawls, they look like two rapists fighting over who gets her first XD

I DON'T EVEN HAVE THE WORDS :cid:
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Lute
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Ohh, Kusari. That hurt. That hurt. ;; [OMG I don't remember ANYTHING about Animorphs. I should reread ahaha~]

AHAHA MR. EDWARD IS SO UGLY IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY. And ugh it's so stupid. RAPISTS AND FAKENESS IS ALL I SAW. That girl must be smoking crack. It makes me laugh and cry at the same time. xD

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[OMG I don't remember ANYTHING about Animorphs. I should reread ahaha~]

I know an ebooks link, if you like. I don't really feel guilty reading them that way because the books are all out of print now and very very difficult to collect. :P

I'm no expert on acting skills but Bella muffling a gasp when she saw Edward looked SO FAKE AND SCRIPTED :whistle:

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That girl must be smoking crack. It makes me laugh and cry at the same time.

Yesh. I hope SMeyer is proud that she's turning this generation's brains into mush T_T
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