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| The Twilight Of My Ass; Anti-Stephenie Meyer | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: May 9 2008, 04:13 AM (12,758 Views) | |
| Sefie | May 28 2008, 09:31 PM Post #151 |
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I thought ya'll should know I lova dis thread. I lova it good. I haven't even read the books, I just love lurking and reading your posts |
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| Materia Thief | May 28 2008, 11:03 PM Post #152 |
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yet again, today I loved you
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It's a text file of Twilight that some fan had the time and energy to type up~ |
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| True Serenity | May 29 2008, 04:03 AM Post #153 |
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MT, you're amazing. <3 Thanks so much for finding this. Now bring on the lulz! : D HAHAHA, TSQoH. She could totally pull off a series after Twilight. :3 like a marble tribute to some forgotten pagan god of beauty |
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| Kusari Yarou | May 29 2008, 04:36 AM Post #154 |
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HO YAYS, this thread cheers me up good
^AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! What happened to him? Geez, he was so goodlooking in Harry Potter! WHAT THE HELL'S THAT??? Thanks for the linkage, MT! LEWKOMGSOROMANTIC:
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| Skelly | May 29 2008, 02:15 PM Post #155 |
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a strange angel
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ROMANTIC. Yes, it is so-not-stalker-ish to have someone twenty times older than you watch you sleep.Omg, do you guys want to MST Twilight?
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| Loveholic | May 29 2008, 02:20 PM Post #156 |
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:o That's sorta creepy. A classmate of mine is reading it. He says it's "So good!" He's onto Eclipse now, but for some reason (perhaps from coming to this thread too much :lmao:) I can't help but make a few comments like "Do they sparkle ALOT?" Quite a few people are reading it, and every time I ask, they roll their eyes and go "Yes, they do sparkle." I'm gonna join right after I read one chapter of the book. From what Kusari Yarou just showed us, I don't think I'll be signing up for the other Twilight club.
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| Kaldea | May 29 2008, 07:40 PM Post #157 |
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, MST PLZ. <333 WOW, a fan typed it up? I have boredom problems typing up even small paragraphs from strategy guides. That's a new low. I think the only way I could read it is with people MSTing it.
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| icor | May 29 2008, 07:51 PM Post #158 |
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mudkip
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Because this is the healthy way any normal person reacts to being told they talk in their sleep. Reading it out of context, I think a reader would associate it with a dozen other situations first (for example, being told someone's just died). Embarrassment is one thing, but getting overly dramatic like this is nothing short of ridiculous. I downloaded the .txt file, but couldn't bring myself to read it. |
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| Chibica | May 29 2008, 10:38 PM Post #159 |
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Suburbia
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I have never read this series actually.. is there a link to download the text? It could be something laughable when I got bored. >:D |
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| Rikkulicious | May 29 2008, 10:45 PM Post #160 |
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WE. MUST. MST. THIS. That is all. |
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| Materia Thief | May 29 2008, 11:39 PM Post #161 |
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yet again, today I loved you
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I just posted it up like a page back!
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| Skelly | May 30 2008, 06:03 AM Post #162 |
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a strange angel
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Oh, I'm all for ripping Twilight chapter by chapter. (Would you believe me if I said it drags through the whole damn process of her getting there and bitching about the weather? D: ) But the first chapter drags on. Mind if we do excerpts instead? :3EDIT: DX Retarded conversation. excerpt from CHAPTER ONE, which is so very long
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No sh*t, Sherlock.
"Or pretty, supposedly. BUT THEN WHY IS EVERYONE HITTING ON YOU?" : D
"And papa was named Silas. Ever heard of him?" :3
Sarcasm: NO. Please forget, m'kay? I don't like being raped okay?!?! OKAY?! *weeps* |
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| icor | May 30 2008, 09:10 AM Post #163 |
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Wait. What. Clouds and sarcasm. Don't mix? Let me introduce you to a concept, SM. We call it London.
Hurrah for adult men unable to pull together the brain power to think for themselves what it could possibly be like not to have rain everyday! I'm so glad Bella is there to clear everything up for us. And what kind of speech pattern is that? When writing dialogue, read it aloud and see if it sounds retarded first. omg, this must be MST'd. Let's get together on AIM or MSN or something and tear it apart. |
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| Rikkulicious | May 30 2008, 07:14 PM Post #164 |
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<3
That's a great idea. I kept wondering how we would be able to MST it, like a person does a chapter? But I think doing it all together would be very very very fun. xDDD Because honestly, this book is so ridiculous. And the fans make it even more ridiculous.
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| Dr. Coon | May 30 2008, 10:16 PM Post #165 |
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My mullet is better than yours.
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I was going to piss myself when Bella said the half albino bullshit. |
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From what Kusari Yarou just showed us, I don't think I'll be signing up for the other Twilight club.



12:29 AM Jul 11