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The Twilight Of My Ass; Anti-Stephenie Meyer
Topic Started: May 9 2008, 04:13 AM (12,759 Views)
Kaldea
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fantôme
:lmao:

I was thinking of getting a copy just for the lulz, but all these little examples are helping me decide to save my money. :fish:
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Lute
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I KNOW ICOR, RIGHT?! :lmao:

You ought to be published anyway, but srsly, if this can get published........Why isn't the worthwhile stuff on the shelves right now? D: <

Trust me, CG, you don't want to buy it. Unless you can find it somewhere for a dollar. D: Even though that's probably an exorbitant price for it. :lmao:
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Dr. Coon
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icor
May 25 2008, 12:08 PM
like a marble tribute to some forgotten pagan god of beauty like a marble tribute to some forgotten pagan god of beauty like a marble tribute to some forgotten pagan god of beauty like a marble tribute to some forgotten pagan god of beauty like a marble tribute to some forgotten pagan god of beauty like a marble tribute to some forgotten pagan god of beauty like a marble tribute to some forgotten pagan god of beauty like a marble tribute to some forgotten pagan god of beauty like a marble tribute to some forgotten pagan god of beauty like a marble tribute to some forgotten pagan god of beauty like a marble tribute to some forgotten pagan god of beauty like a marble tribute to some forgotten pagan god of beauty like a marble tribute to some forgotten pagan god of beauty like a marble tribute to some forgotten pagan god of beauty like a marble tribute to some forgotten pagan god of beauty like a marble tribute to some forgotten pagan god of beauty like a marble tribute to some forgotten pagan god of beauty like a marble tribute to some forgotten pagan god of beauty like a marble tribute to some forgotten pagan god of beauty like a marble tribute to some forgotten pagan god of beauty like a marble tribute to some forgotten pagan god of beauty




Fcku, after reading excerpts of Twilight, there's no way I couldn't get published. Even if I vomited onto paper and submitted that.

AHAHAHAHA
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True Serenity
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May 23 2008, 08:49 AM
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I think it might be because Edward's looks are explained every other page in great detail. Or so I've heard.

Oh, you've no idea! "Every other page" is an understatement! And not just his face, also his VOICE, and even his BREATH.
In ONE chapter-- roughly 20 pages--he's described as follows:
-"shattering off his skin in a thousand rainbow shards like he was made of crystal or diamond..."
-"his angel's face"
-"smiling so beautifully that my heart felt like it was going to swell up"
-"excruciatingly lovely"
-"icy,perfect lips"
-"like a marble tribute to some forgotten pagan god of beauty"(THE PHUCK?)
-"startlingly beautiful"
-"liquid, topaz eyes"
-"the flow of his perfect, formal articulation"
-"His sweet breath fanned across my face..."
-"his chest being hard, cold--and perfect-- as an ice sculpture..."
-"his irresistible, velvet voice"
-"his golden eyes were brooding"
-"his marble face"
-"his perfect features"
-"his lovely face"

...:veto:

:lmao: :lmao: Omg, I'm hysterically laughing.
What complete bs of a sparkling glorious vampire. :3

icor
 
Fcku, after reading excerpts of Twilight, there's no way I couldn't get published. Even if I vomited onto paper and submitted that.

ROFL. Stephenie Meyer has nothing on you, Sam. For reals. <3 Mebbe even my brother from the second grade can top these shenanigans.
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Skelly
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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

LIKE A MARBLE TRIBUTE TO SOME FORGOTTEN PAGAN GOD OF BEAUTY.

Posted Image



...what? sig plz for he is beeing seriaz.


Lolz @ icor. Dearie, I think your Newberry Medal will be coming any day nao. :lmao:
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Kaldea
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JDHJKDLHLKDJHDKLHDKHD SRRY NO LOL.

I find him very very unattractive, lol u? :mellow:
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Skelly
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a strange angel
WTF CG. CAN'T YOU FEEL TEH LOVE BEAMS SHOOTING OUT FROM HIS BROODING LIQUID GOLDEN TOPAZ EYES INTO YOUR OWN INSIGNIFICANT ONEZ? ISN'T YOUR <3 SWELLING FROM HIS BYOOTIFUL EXCRUCIATINGLY LOVELY SMILE?!

:tard: :tard: :tard:




and off-topic, but do you mind if i quote your sig uh quote for inspiration-art? D:
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Kaldea
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GO RITE AHEAD. :fish:

And I cannot see such things. I don't think I'm ~fascinating~ enough. :fish:
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icor
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So I hear SM wrote some "adult fiction." Has anyone had the pleasure of reading it yet? Please tell me there's some horrifically written sex scenes in it.

p.s. am I the only one who thinks marble skin wouldn't be all that attractive? o & I'm sure this pagan god was so hott that they just decided to forget him. LOGIC.
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Winter
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mai icor
 
Fcku, after reading excerpts of Twilight, there's no way I couldn't get published. Even if I vomited onto paper and submitted that.


Good lord, even Tifa Strife Queen of Hentai could get published, if THAT'S the standard.


"CLOUD WAS LIKE A MARBLE STATUE TO SOME FORGOTTEN PAGAN GOD OF BEAUTY. TIFA COULD NOT STOP STARING INTO HIS ICY LIQUID EYES.

ALSO, HE HATES AERIS A LOT K."
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icor
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Winter
May 27 2008, 12:05 PM
mai icor
 
Fcku, after reading excerpts of Twilight, there's no way I couldn't get published. Even if I vomited onto paper and submitted that.


Good lord, even Tifa Strife Queen of Hentai could get published, if THAT'S the standard.


"CLOUD WAS LIKE A MARBLE STATUE TO SOME FORGOTTEN PAGAN GOD OF BEAUTY. TIFA COULD NOT STOP STARING INTO HIS ICY LIQUID EYES.

ALSO, HE HATES AERIS A LOT K."

TIFA'S HEARD WAS BRAKED.

BUT CLOUD'S WASN'T. B/C IT WAS MARBLE.

BTW, AERITH WAS OFF SELLING HER "FLOWERS" AGAIN.
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Materia Thief
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Kaldea
May 25 2008, 01:42 PM
:lmao:

I was thinking of getting a copy just for the lulz, but all these little examples are helping me decide to save my money. :fish:

Free lulz 4all. :fish:

http://www.box.net/shared/mkssv64w0c
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Lute
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AHAHAH YOU GUYS. <33

PS, icor, I have read a few chapters into the "adult" novel.

...

I can't tell the difference between her adult/young adult. :lmao: No sex scenes, though. I don't think she would write them, anywho. :P
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Skelly
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May 28 2008, 01:56 AM

OH YAY FREE BRAINKILL FOR THE MORNING. :fangirl:

I wouldn't want to waste my money on that, anyway. I'm all for the publishing-MT-and-icor fund. D:<
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Kaldea
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WHAT IS IT? I'm too scared to read because I seem to become addicted to lulz. D:
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