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Uncyclopedia's Aeris's Murder Trial
Topic Started: Apr 13 2006, 04:17 AM (987 Views)
Alan Bates
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That one guy
This might be in the wrong section.

I found this on uncyclopedia and thought the rest of you might get a kick out of it.

For those of you who don't know, Uncyuclopedia is like wikipedia except it prides itself on being "fact-free" and funny.
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Aeris_Gainsborough_Murder_Trial

Oddly enough, there's currently no actual Aeris topic, so if anybody feel like making one there, go ahead. You don't even have to register to edit the stuff.

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Lynn
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Lynn has no Lloud smut ;-;
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...and that Cloud Strife had failed to perform first aid and attempted to hide the body in the pool.

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: GENIUS! I loved this! Thanks for the link, Alan!

And Squall had every right to protect his ButterFingers. :fist:
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-Testament-
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Searching for my light.
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:


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Amathala
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Snoogans!
ROFL that's too funny XD.

I love the Aerith/Aeris thing haha!
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yin-chan
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*dreamchaser*
:lmao: :lmao: Hilarious!!!! I loved it, couldn't stop laughing! :lmao:

Thanks for sharing! :lmao:
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goddess_in_pink07
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LOL! Hilarious!! :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :D :D :lmao: That is very funny!
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Carmen
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However during the course of the trial, he was deemed to be mentally incompetent and was to be taken into the custody of the Shinra Home for the Criminally Insane where he met his special friend "Tyrese". Sephiroth was found dead three days later from really large sword wounds. There is only one suspect at this time. Squall "Leon" Leonhart. He is said to have attacked Sephiroth once he had stolen his ButterFinger bar while they were playing on the swings. When asked about this Mr. Leonhart has replied "NO ONE TOUCHES MY BUTTERFINGER!".


:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: That was funny! I would do the same thing for my Hershey bars! :lol:

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Tifa Lockheart: Aeris was her rival for Cloud's affections. Further investigations proved that she was acquainted with Sephiroth and may have helped him fake his own death during the famed Nibelheim incident.



Aww :o...thats dirty! :lol: Of course it would be obvious if Tifa were to actually do that. But she didnt.... I bet the other girls had affections for Cloud too. :rolleyes:

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Hojo: Sephiroth's biological father and in no way a rival for Cloud's affections. It's belived he still holds a grudge against Aeris for alerting the authorites to his beastality pornography ring


WTF?!!!!!! :woot: Where did Hojo come from?! And that's eww :lol:

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George W. Bush has also come forward and claimed responsibility as part of his "I apologize for everything" policy. However when asked about his feelings towards Cloud Strife, he declined to comment.



I KNEW IT! BUSH WAS A FAG! HE WAS A FREAKING FAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lmao: :lmao: The proof was in teh pudding and nobody believed me :winner:.

Oh my gosh Alan Bates, this is too funny! Im tearing! Thank you so much for posting! :huggle: :yahoo:

PS...Bush is still a fag even though all of this was fictional :crazy:, just to let you know
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cloud_n_aerith_strife
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aeirth is clouds one and only
lol that was funny :) I saw that before and had no idea what it was
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Luna-Nayru
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Boys just wanna get in your tutu.
*falls down in worship of Alan* Holy carp almighty, you just totally made my day. I enjoyed every minute of reading that. That was just too damn good. :lmao:

Quote of the Year: "George Bush does not care about Aeris." - Kanye West. :lol:
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AmayaSaria
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Egao wasurenai yo~{I won't forget to smile}
Wow.....:lmao: if I've learned anything from this its:

DON'T STEAL SQUALL'S BUTTERFINGERS! :ninja:
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Eternity-Knight
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:lmao: That was hillarious! I havn't read something that funny for a while! Nice work! :lmao:
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ff7sam
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That was hillarious. I love the SVU: Square Victim's Unit part. :lol:
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Carmen
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That was hillarious. I love the SVU: Square Victim's Unit part. 


Really? You mean like Special Victims Unit :lmao:...I was thinking more of Criminal Intent :P
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BusterBlader
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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

Who came up with that stuff. LOL: I liked the part where Sephiroth accidently casts Supernova (I hope it was the American Supernova).
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Alan Bates
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That one guy
I've tried to start an article specifically for Aeris, but it still needs a lot of work right now.

I encourage everyboddy here to come on over and edit it to make it better. You don't even have to register over there to edit an article.

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Aeris_Gainsborough
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