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| UsagiMamoru | Feb 23 2006, 08:10 PM Post #31 |
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Elmyra went out with Barret and they raised Marlene together, but they broke up and are now dating other people and Marlene became a goth. Dio is Elvis's carnation in the game. Sephiroth is 12 years old. Cloud is Moses. Aeris and Dyne were dating before the game began. Tifa was impregnated by Cid. Elena is really named Anele, but the game spelled her name backwards. Rufus stars in a kinky porno video. Johnny is bin Laden. The Honey Bee Inn is was turned into a preschool, run by the Turks. Reno, Rude, Reeve and Tseng are preschool teachers. One more: They are remaking the game for 2006 and making changes to fit with the year. Reno has an ipod, Rufus has a myspace and Don Corneo's new pickup line to Cloud is "Whatcha gonna do with all that junk, all that junk inside that trunk?" |
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| MistaCloudStrife | Feb 24 2006, 03:44 PM Post #32 |
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"I'll cut them off" O.O
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Cloud: I'ma get get get get you drunk... and... Cut them off. And I don't really know what to do in this thread. I suppose any rumor is appropriate. If you play through the entire game without saving even once and then hold R1 R2 L1 L2 and then press select and start Aeris will be revived and it'll show you a super secret FMV.(I'd feel sorry for anyone who would try this) |
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| BlackWind | Feb 24 2006, 05:56 PM Post #33 |
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So would I! Cloud and Aeris had an affair, the result of which is Zidane. Tifa and Vincent also had a child, the name of which is Garnet. Zidane seriously reminds me of Cloud, and Garnet reminds me of Tifa, a lot... |
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| The_Lover_of_Aeris | Feb 24 2006, 06:26 PM Post #34 |
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Aeris get's pregnant with Cloud and if you keep pressing buttons on Aeris death fmv Cloud save's her
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| UsagiMamoru | Feb 25 2006, 03:44 AM Post #35 |
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Sephiroth gave Cloud ecstacy, that's why he got that way in Disc 2. Scarlet slept with Heidegger and Palmer to get her position. Rufus won't sleep with her, which ticks her off. Barret is Korean. The FFVII group are actually the real actors in the sound of music doing cosplay. Cloud is a rap artist. The Shinra is a drug dealing company. Shinra is really a drug dealership, but only Reno, Rude and Tseng know. They are all junkies and hide it from Rufus. Cloud and the others also help them. Cloud's party and Shinra are all together in the drug conspiracy. Sephiroth is really an advocate out to stop drugs. Don Corneo invented Viagra. Dio is Elena's boyfriend. When Cloud fell through the Church he was really in a coma and the rest of the game after that is all Cloud's dream. He wakes up and sees Aeris by his side and promises to always protect her. Ester from the Chocobo Races is really Sephiroth dressing up. Aeris and Cloud have a child named Marlene. Tifa is a prostitute and sleeps with Reno to pay for the group. The game actually takes place during the ice age. In a deleted scene, President Shinra reveals that Cloud is his child, but doesn't let Rufus know. Cloud fainted from shock and forgot, that's why he never mentions it. Rufus and Cloud are twins separated at birth. President Shinra had an affair with Cloud's mom and they had two kids. President Shinra left and took Rufus, while Cloud's mom took Cloud. President Shinra is her real husband. This is all revealed in a secret scene. Lucrecia is actually Kotch's lover. |
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| MM007 | Feb 27 2006, 04:30 AM Post #36 |
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The entire cast of FFVII consists of midgets, the battle screens and FMVs are built to fit them in scale. The world is not. The guy in the slums inside the pipe with a tatoo is a Sephy Clone. Give him the right medicine using the medicine store's voucher and he'll going the group, and eventually save Aeris' life. Jenova is actually a zombified Barbara Streisand! The Mako Eye effect is given by wearing special contact lenses. Tifa's shirt is padded. It was Zach who took Tifa's underwear from the drawer in Nibelhiem 5 years ago. Materia are actually easter eggs that no one found on the Easter Egg hunt in Cetra times. They were out so long they actually turned to crystal. The power of the Materia is actually given by great colonies of Salmonella that have evolved to the point of sentience and have solved the mysteries of the universe. Aeris binds herself for modesty's sake, since she isn't an attention grabbing $#%*& like Tifa. (Could be true. We'll never know.) Sephiroth likes to take Diamond Weapon on joy-rides around the Planet, playing chicken with Airships. Yuffie is actually a prissy metrosexual male, like many of the later Final Fantasy male leads. |
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| UsagiMamoru | Mar 1 2006, 09:45 PM Post #37 |
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The main hero of the game is actually Zack, thinking he's Cloud. The Chocobo racing guy is the real star of the game. Johnny is a stoner. Professor Gast and Lucrecia had a fling. Hojo is a model. Barry Manilow is appearing in a new version of FFVII to claim his lover. |
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