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| UsagiMamoru | Feb 18 2006, 04:13 AM Post #16 |
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Cid and Barrett are identitical twins! They look so much alike!!! Scarlet is pregnant with Biggs's love child. Zack is in love with Elena. Rufus had his bar mitzvah and his wedding to Jessie before the game. Heidegger was voted Sexiest Man of the Year. Sephiroth had sexual relations with Shera. Marlene is their love child. Don Corneo is a strong supporter of waiting to have sex until marriage. The true love triangle is between Aeris, Barrett and Tifa. Cloud has AD/HD, that's why Sephiroth got the Black Materia. Cid is a pothead. |
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| daydreamer198 | Feb 18 2006, 04:16 AM Post #17 |
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| Alan Bates | Feb 18 2006, 05:51 AM Post #18 |
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In the original script for the game, the main female clead was Jessie. Sephiroth isn't evil or crazy, nor is he being controlled by Jenova. The whole "destroy the world" stuff is actually the result of a game of truth or dare gone horribly horribly wrong. Cid is actually a future version of Cloud. Lucretia was Aeris's mom. A big side plot in FFVII is the love trinagel between Cloud, Aeris, and Tifa. During the course of the game, Cloud just can't seem to get it though his head that neither of the girls are actually intrested in him and that they'd rather kiss and makeout with each other. The moogle Cait Sith rides on is an older fatter version of the character from Final Fantasy 6, providing a direct link between the two games. |
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| FinalfantasyForeverx3 | Feb 18 2006, 05:52 AM Post #19 |
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Don corneo reminds me of donald trump *runs in corner and hides*Rumor..... Cloud has adhd
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| Pyra Kurai Akaidra | Feb 18 2006, 07:57 PM Post #20 |
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Zell really IS a descendant of Cloud and Tifa...but one of his parent is Cloud and Aerith's child (preferable the dad) and his mum is the child of Tifa and Zack! See? He got the blond hair from his dad side and the martial arts from his mum side!! IT'S THE PROOF!! (My result of tweaking 'Zell is Cloud and Tifa's descendant' but not necessarily means Cloti. :lol: ) |
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| UsagiMamoru | Feb 20 2006, 09:58 PM Post #21 |
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Barret is Miss Cleo dressing up. Sephiroth is in love with Aeris. He was jealous of Cloud and killed her because he didn't want Cloud to take her away. Barret really had sex with Tifa, she wasn't really in a coma. Rufus looks so hot because as a kid he was teased because of his name, so he got plastic surgery and became a hottie and a president. Take that! Aerith and Aeris and Tifa and Yuffie are hosting a talk show to talk about Cloud. Tseng is a member of the Taliban. Reno is a member of a punk rock group. |
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| Flirtatious | Feb 21 2006, 08:44 AM Post #22 |
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Oh gosh, that's very good!
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| Aerith white feather | Feb 21 2006, 12:13 PM Post #23 |
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Elena's sister
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Aeris doesn’t die! If you do this correctly, Aeris won’t die. Instead, Sephiroth will miss her with his sword and pierce the ground shattering the glass alter they all stand in. First you have to make sure you are especially nice to Aeris the entire game. If you talk to Aeris’ mother 18 times the first time you meet her, she will say, “Cloud, why don’t you stop pestering me and talk to Aeris. She might have something interesting to tell you.” By doing this, she will talk to you about what her real mother’s materia might be. She says that it must be something so very important to save the planet, or, some sort of spell to help her somehow be closer with nature. You have two options to say after that, either “That’s interesting Aeris, being close with nature is something very important.” Or “Aeris, that materia is useless.” Say the second option. When she is praying in the City of the Ancients she will be angrily mumbling something. She will open her eyes and give Cloud a coy smile then say, “This will show you useless!” The materia begins to glow and a swarm of bees fly up from her back and into the air around them. Sephiroth, who is jumping down trying to impale Aeris, will get distracted and miss her shattering the glass alter, they all fall into the water. Everyone but Sephiroth swims up. Apparently, Sephiroth was only made of ice cream and when he touched the water he melted. You then continue your journey after the real Sephiroth. |
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| mikka-chan | Feb 21 2006, 12:23 PM Post #24 |
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Tee hee, this isn't related to the main FF7 game so much, it's more on some people's misunderstanding after watching AC without playing the game ![]() Zack and Aerith are really Cloud's parents and Sephiroth is Cloud's brother. So is Kadaj, Yazoo and Loz! :lol: |
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| Alantie | Feb 21 2006, 11:30 PM Post #25 |
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Vincent is really Tifa's long lost brother Cloud loves neither Tifa not Aerith; his one true love is given to his motercycle Rufus is Cloud's father Tifa is secretly having an affair with Sephiroth If you go back and get the White Mataria and take it to Aerith's Church, she can be revied Cloud has chocobo blood Marlene is really the child of Lucretia and Vincent |
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| Lady_leBLanc | Feb 22 2006, 06:46 PM Post #26 |
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Moonlight Sonata of Cloud ...
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:lol: :lol: :lol: *HAHAHAhhhh!!!!* Why are we go far now into the other FF-world? for expample:Cloud and Squall are in love with each other. Tifa cant stand Yuna cause she also loves Cloud and Tidus is because of this often jelous of CLoud and fights him over and over :lol: ect....something like that..... Just a thought, maybe we shouldnt go far like this after all is's a FFVII thread :)
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| Aerith white feather | Feb 22 2006, 07:03 PM Post #27 |
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Elena's sister
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Sephiroth and Aerith were happily married in the Promised land, Kadaj Loz and Yazoo are their sons.But Cloud was jealous and brainwashed them,so they beleived that Jenova's head is their mother.He fought them because he hated them,but then Sephiroth came to take back his sons.Cloud sent them all back to the Promised land and saw the twin sister of Aerith who was Zack's lover. I'm crazy. <_< Reeve controls Caith Sith because he hadn't many dolls and toys in his childhood-so he has fun now. Dio is actually the president of Shinra,but he ran away in shame when Rufus and his dad stole all his clothes. The chocobos have so many colors because Sephiroth colors them when he's bored. |
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| Dagger | Feb 22 2006, 08:03 PM Post #28 |
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Reno's Girl
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Quina is actually another member of the Shinra. Aeris likes to visit Zell's house on vacation. Cloud is the king of Alexandria.
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| Kit | Feb 22 2006, 11:54 PM Post #29 |
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Vincent is actually a zombie There is a scene where Rinoa beats the stuffing out of Zell Marlene is a guy Cloud and Barret are parted siamese twins Terra and Aerith are one and the same Tee hee. This is fun!
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| Dagger | Feb 23 2006, 03:16 PM Post #30 |
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Reno's Girl
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Hehe bless her.Vincent and Tifa had a secret affair and Yuffie is actually their daughter! Sephiroth and Quistis are father and daughter. 0.o Barret was once a woman. |
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