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Make Up Fun Rumors
Topic Started: Feb 13 2006, 02:43 AM (1,228 Views)
UsagiMamoru
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How about we start a thread. You know how people make up rumors or people who don't know about FF ask silly questions or come up with wrong assumptions based on mis-information? Well, how about we make up FF rumors based on things people might day. Post as many times as you'd like. Here goes...


The name of the main hero is Ex-Soldier. Cloud is a fan made name! Ex-Soldier is his REAL name. Cloud is a fanmade character. Ex-Soldier is the main character!

Aeris's real name is Aries, the game meant to call her Aries.

Tifa works as a hooker at the bar and trains Marlene.

Aeris and Zack are secret lovers in the game and the man in Midgar is Zack.

Tifa and Johnny have sex in Costa del Sol, making Barrett jealous.

Aeris's house is called the Promised Land.

Cait Sith is Jewish.

Rufus died as a result of an STD.

Tseng and Rude make various schemes throughout the game to trap Cloud. They want Aeris and Tifa for themselves and will stop at nothing to defeat Cloud. That is why they are after Cloud, Shinra is a disguise.

Aerith and Aeris are two different characters.

Vincent and Shera had a hot fling during the game. He visited Rocket Town.

Zack is the last surviving Ancient.

Aeris and Cid are married.

Tifa has Wedge pay for her implants.

Johnny is an American and so is Zack.

Zack is the founder of the Honey Bee Inn.

Don Corneo sufferred from pot addiction and was an alchoholic.

Sephiroth has a crush on Reno.

Reno is the prince of Costa del Sol!

Rude is Mr. Clean.

The Turks are Turkish.

Biggs is Elena's boyfriend.

Barrett is working out a deal with 50 Cent.

Yuffie is a clown.

Scarlet is in love with Palmer.

Rufus and Elena had a love affair during the game, causing Reno much jealousy. Reno pined for Elena throughout the game and dated Pricilla, Biggs and Lucrecia to get over her. That is how he became an alchoholic and joined AA.

Biggs is a high school drop out and a stoner.

Scarlet is a muslim.

Sephiroth is a drug addict and bipolar.

Rufus will run for President of the United States in election 2008.

Kotch's real name is Crotch.

Dyne and Barret got drunk and had a fling.

Aeris is in love with Reeve.

Tifa is in love with Palmer.

Aerith is Squall's girlfriend.

Cid is from Africa, and, as his looks appear, he is African-American.

Tseng is from the middle east.

Elena is a man.

Zack and Sephiroth communicate by instant messenger.
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FinalfantasyForeverx3
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Cid is actually a worker at wallmart who got caught in another demension

Vincent is actually micheal jackson and lucrecia is just an exuse

Cloud loves barret and is not interested in tifa or aeris

Zack hated aeris and loved her mom but they were star crossed lovers

Denzel is the son of rufus and tifa

Aeris never died she just decided fainted from sephiroth,but cloud drowned her.

Tifa is silicone (well big surprise)

:lmao:
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UsagiMamoru
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We ALL know about Elmyra and Zack's hot fling.
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Lynx
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~handle with care~
I didn't know that! :lmao: *hugs Zack*

Aeris/Aerith is Cloud's sister :lol:
My friend thought so watching AC...
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Vanessa Strife-Gainsborough
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Yuffie says she's 21 so she can drink liquor without telling anyone....:shifty: :giggle:
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LeaveOnYourBrightLights
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A Hopeless Romantic </3
The real love triangle is Cloud Aerith and Cait Sith.

Red XIII's tail tastes like jello.

Zack wears a wig.

Barret is Mr. T.

Cid is Hitler

Tifa is your mom. D<
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Bremic
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LeaveOnYourBrightLights
Feb 14 2006, 09:58 PM
Barret is Mr. T.


Yeah, haha he does look it. Heres one.


A different man in a black suit was origionally scripted...
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Starlight Night
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So... Darth Vader killed Aerith and she's also CLoud's sister. But she never really died but just fainted until Cloud drowned her? Intresting.
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Vanessa Strife-Gainsborough
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Sephiroth, Aeris, Zack were brother and sister.

Sephiroth was jealous and mad at Aeris because she kept giving Cloud all the attention and he took his anger out on Zack and Cloud. :lmao:
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Does it have to be Clorith? :unsure:

Zell is Cloud and Tifa's son because he does martial arts like Tifa and he has spikey hair like Cloud :lmao:
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Inuyatta
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Cloud and Aerith aren't really in their early twenties--they're just babyfaced. The proof: Sora

You think that's something? See if you can handle this:

Reno is the last surviving descendant of Kenshin Himura.

Kairi is his daughter.

Tifa is the mother.

Sephiroth really is compensating with his masamune.

You thought Cait Sith was the puppet? It was the other way around--Cait Sith decided to team up with Red XII however, when he realized he could make more money renting out 'Reeve' to the Honeybee Inn.

Materia is really just Jell-O eggs. Why else do you think Yuffie is so hyper and addicted to the stuff?

The last scene in FF7, where we see Aerith's face? She's not in the Lifestream--she just opened the new clubbing portion of Tifa's Seventh Heaven bar. Aerith and Tifa are business partners, running the business to support Sora and Kairi since Cloud is off chasing after silver-haired men and Reno got lost when Tifa asked him to pick up some books for the kids to read; Tifa apparently forgot that Reno had never seen a book in his life and coasted by on his good looks.

Because, why not--it worked on Tifa, didn't it? XD
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Lady_leBLanc
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Moonlight Sonata of Cloud ...
Cloud was in love with Zack

Zack had a affaire with Reno

Sephiroth has a crush on Cloud and Vincent, he doesnt know whom he should choose

Tifa have Aerith a romantic relationship

Marlenne is originally the child of Cloud and Elena

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UsagiMamoru
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They are remaking FFVII, a censored version because the main characters are terrorists.
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BlackWind
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Sure, Cloud and Tifa did have hawtsecks under the Highwind that night. But guess what? Cloud and Aerith did it first when they went on their date!

Wow, thats weird...
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Bremic
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UsagiMamoru
Feb 16 2006, 08:06 PM
They are remaking FFVII, a censored version because the main characters are terrorists.

http://ff7ban.ytmnd.com/

Proof. ZOMG!!!
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