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The Promised Land Bar; Partying till the day they re-unite!
Topic Started: Oct 24 2005, 06:28 AM (31,622 Views)
AugoraTheMateria
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I'm gonna need a nap
:woot: I was addicted to Beauty & the Beast when I was 3. I never left home without my Beauty & the Beast dress. *sigh* Thoses were the days. Of course that was 14 years ago.

Who does she think she is?
That girl has tangled with the wrong man!

Darn right.

No one says "no" to Gaston!
Dismissed! Rejected!
Publicly humiliated! Why, it's more than I can bear.

More beer?

What for? Nothing helps. I'm disgraced.

Who, you? Never! Gaston, you've got to pull yourself together.

Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Gaston
Looking so down in the dumps
Ev'ry guy here'd love to be you, Gaston
Even when taking your lumps
There's no man in town as admired as you
You're ev'ryone's favorite guy
Ev'ryone's awed and inspired by you
And it's not very hard to see why
No one's slick as Gaston
No one's quick as Gaston
No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston's
For there's no man in town half as manly
Perfect, a pure paragon!
You can ask any Tom, Dick or Stanley
And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on

No one's been like Gaston
A king pin like Gaston

No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston

As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating!

My what a guy, that Gaston!
Give five "hurrahs!"
Give twelve "hip-hips!"

Gaston is the best
And the rest is all drips

No one fights like Gaston
Douses lights like Gaston

In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston!

For there's no one as burly and brawny

As you see I've got biceps to spare

Not a bit of him's scraggly or scrawny

That's right!
And ev'ry last inch of me's covered with hair

No one hits like Gaston
Matches wits like Gaston

In a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston

I'm espcially good at expectorating!
Ptooie!

Ten points for Gaston!

When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs
Ev'ry morning to help me get large
And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs
So I'm roughly the size of a barge!

Oh, ahhh, wow!
My what a guy, that Gaston!
No one shoots like Gaston
Makes those beauts like Gaston

Then goes tromping around wearing boots like Gaston

I use antlers in all of my decorating!

My what a guy,
Gaston!
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Alantie
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Dreams the world far away
:lmao:

The good ol' days. ^_^

[Belle:] Little town
It's a quiet village
Ev'ry day
Like the one before
Little town
Full of little people
Waking up to say:

[Townsfolk:] Bonjour!
Bonjour!
Bonjour! Bonjour! Bonjour!

[Belle:] There goes the baker with his tray, like always
The same old bread and rolls to sell
Ev'ry morning just the same
Since the morning that we came
To this poor provincial town
[Baker:] Good Morning, Belle!
[Belle:] 'Morning, Monsieur.
[Baker:] Where are you off to?
[Belle:] The bookshop. I just finished the most wonderful story
about a beanstalk and an ogre and a -
[Baker:] That's nice. Marie! The baguettes! Hurry up! )

[Townsfolk:] Look there she goes that girl is strange, no question
Dazed and distracted, can't you tell?
Never part of any crowd
'Cause her head's up on some cloud
No denying she's a funny girl that Belle

[Man I:] Bonjour
[Woman I:] Good day
[Man I:] How is your fam'ly?

[Woman II:] Bonjour
[Man II:] Good day
[Woman II:] How is your wife?

[Woman III:] I need six eggs
[Man III:] That's too expensive

[Belle:] There must be more than this provincial life

[Bookseller:] Ah, Belle.
[Belle:] Good Morning. I've come to return the book I borrowed.
[Bookseller:] Finished already?
[Belle:] Oh, I couldn't put it down. Have you got anything new?
[Bookseller:] Ha Ha! Not since yesterday.
[Belle:] That's all right. I'll borrow . . . . . this one!
[Bookseller:] That one? But you've read it twice!
[Belle:] Well, it's my favorite! Far off places, daring swordfights,
magic spells, a prince in disguise -
[Bookseller:] If you like it all that much, it's yours!
[Belle:] But sir!
[Bookseller:] I insist.
[Belle:] Well, thank you. Thank you very much!

[Townsfolk:] Look there she goes that girl is so peculiar
I wonder if she's feeling well
With a dreamy far-off look
And her nose stuck in a book
What a puzzle to the rest of us is Belle

[Belle:] Oh, isn't this amazing?
It's my fav'rite part because you'll see
Here's where she meets Prince Charming
But she won't discover that it's him 'til chapter three

[Woman:] Now it's no wonder that her name means "beauty"
Her looks have got no parallel
[Shopkeeper:] But behind that fair facade
I'm afraid she's rather odd
Very diff'rent from the rest of us
[Townsfolk:] She's nothing like the rest of us
Yes, diff'rent from the rest of us is Belle

[LeFou:] Wow! You didn't miss a shot, Gaston! You're the greatest
hunter in the whole world!
[Gaston:] I know.
[LeFou:] No beast alive stands a chance against you. Ha ha ha! And
no girl, for that matter.
[Gaston:] It's true, LeFou. And I've got my sights set on that one.
[LeFou:] Hm! The inventor's daughter?
[Gaston:] She's the one - the lucky girl I'm going to marry.
[LeFou:] But she's -
[Gaston:] The most beautiful girl in town.
[LeFou:] I know, but -
[Gaston:] That makes her the best. And don't I deserve the best?
[LeFou:] Well, of course! I mean you do, but -

[Gaston:] Right from the moment when I met her, saw her
I said she's gorgeous and I fell
Here in town there's only she
Who is beautiful as me
So I'm making plans to woo and marry Belle

[Bimbettes:] Look there he goes
Isn't he dreamy?
Monsieur Gaston
Oh he's so cute
Be still my heart
I'm hardly breathing
He's such a tall, dark, strong and handsome brute

[Man I:] Bonjour!
[Gaston:] Pardon
[Man II:] Good day
[Man III:] Mais oui!
[Matron:] You call this bacon?
[Woman I:] What lovely grapes!
[Man IV:] Some cheese
[Woman II:] Ten yards
[Man IV:] one pound
[Gaston:] 'scuse me!
[Cheese merchant:] I'll get the knife
[Gaston:] Please let me through!
[Woman I:] This bread -
[Man V:] Those fish -
[Woman I:] it's stale!
[Man V:] they smell!
[Baker:] Madame's mistaken.

[Belle:] There must be more than this provincial life!
[Gaston:] Just watch, I'm going to make Belle my wife!

[Townsfolk:] Look there she goes a girl who's strange but special
A most peculiar mad'moiselle
It's a pity and a sin
She doesn't quite fit in
'Cause she really is a funny girl
A beauty but a funny girl
She really is a funny girl
That Belle


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illwaitforever1
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Zack. You had me at "Oh yeah!". <3
I got dumped Friday, so I'd like a drink please. I'm still in depressed mode.

A miracle generated from the gradually disappearing gap
Guide everyone's heart to the place they belong

But all that I can do is to leave quietly
I will be guarding you like the moon shines the dark night

The deep thoughts about you, the kind of fetters that you've wanted
If I can use my hands to create light, I will ...

I have been longing for meeting you
Just like people loves the morning when they wake up

Smile for the happiness of being able to live together
If we can feel the same breeze I will ...

Ah even if I cannot touch your heart
it doesn't matter which kind of love if I can stay with you

The separated ones go beyond time and space and get together again

Ah because of you, I will keep waiting because of you
This is the thought that fills my heart

Ah when will we be able to live happily
Now I only want to quietly close my eyes

Because we will meet again


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Aerithstrife_7
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(ANIME)NIAC!
aww my twinny!! well as far as im concerned anyone who dumps you is a fool !! here you can share my Yazoo stolen lollies!! only special people get to have that right Alantie!??? and a hug!! :huggle: bleahh why dont we have another round of mako juice?? while kadaj continues strip dancing :woot: :drool:
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illwaitforever1
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Zack. You had me at "Oh yeah!". <3
Kadaj is doing....what?

:o

Yazoo stolen lollies *runs off with them*

Twinny, Evrae is my biatch.
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Aerithstrife_7
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yup Kadaj is there to entertain!! maybe if we slip shephy 100 gil he might like to join? but yes EVARE IS THE BIAAATTTCHH we should make a pinata of him and WHACK IT TO DEATH hopefully more yazoo lollies will fall out!!
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illwaitforever1
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Zack. You had me at "Oh yeah!". <3
Oh good lord though, the fight with Evrae came all to quick.

I love Rikku and her Mix overdrive now, 19888 something FTW!

Pinata of Evrae..... and Seymour!
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Aerithstrife_7
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heheheh no matter how many times we whack the Seymour pinata it will probably keep sealing up and coming back IMNAGINE IF IT DISRUPTS KADAJ'S STRIP DANCE! NOOO
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illwaitforever1
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Zack. You had me at "Oh yeah!". <3
:o :o :o :angry:

Never! Rikku will whup the pinata with her Sunburst.
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Aerithstrife_7
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(ANIME)NIAC!
YUSH SHE WILL!!! AND THEN WE CAN FEAST ON OUR YAZOO LOLLIES!!! ehh but lets forget all boy problems and immerse ourselves in THE FF BOYS STRIP DANCING!!!!!
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illwaitforever1
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Zack. You had me at "Oh yeah!". <3
I see you looking at me
Like I got something that's for you
And the way that you stare
Don't you dare
'Cause I'm not about to
Just give it all up to you
'Cause there are some
things I won't do
And I'm not afraid to tell you
I don't ever want to
leave you confused

The more you try
The less I bite
And I don't have to think it through
You know if I'm into you

I don't need a man to make it happen
I get off being free
I don't need a man to
make me feel good
I get off doing my thing
I don't need a ring around my finger
To make me feel complete
So let me break it down
I can get off when you ain't around
Oh!

You know I got my own life
And I bought everything that's in it
So if you want to be with me
It ain't all about the
bling you bringing
I want a love that's for real
And without that then no deal
And baby I don't need a hand
If it only wants to grab one thing

The more you try
The less I bite
And I don't have to think it through
You know if I'm feeling you

I don't need a man to make it happen
I get off being free
I don't need a man to
make me feel good
I get off doing my thing
I don't need a ring around my finger
To make me feel complete
So let me break it down
I can get off when you ain't around

Let it go
Let it go
Let it go
Let it go

I don't need a
I don't need a man, I don't
I don't need a man
to get me through
'Cause I'm doing fine
I feel brand new

I don't need a
I don't need a man, I don't
I don't need a man
I'll make it through
'Cause I'm doing fine
Without you!

I don't need a man to make it happen
I get off being free
I don't need a man to
make me feel good
I get off doing my thing
I don't need a ring around my finger
To make me feel complete
So let me break it down
I can get off when you ain't around
Oh!

I don't need a man (I'm over you)
I don't need a man (I'm over you)
I don't need a man
(I'm without you)
(I'm over you)

I don't need a man
I don't need a man
I don't need a man


Apart from out FF boys, that strip, of course.
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Aerithstrife_7
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yup WE DONT NEED A MAN to make us happy well except our Ff boys and such but yush thinking of Beyonces irreplaceable which i just heard on t.v HEY I DIDNT NOTICE THAT I JUST HIT 100 YEAAAA!!! (i know its no big deal compared to the 1000 posters but yeaaaa!!!) :party: all the more reason to enjoy the stripping!!
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illwaitforever1
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Zack. You had me at "Oh yeah!". <3
I don't like that song (to the left to the left)

I'm a liking Kanye West's Stronger, and it's on my MySpace, but since my laptops gone KABOOM! I can't listen to it.

Edit: Go twinny! Bah, I'm not a 1000 poster yet.
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Aerithstrife_7
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(ANIME)NIAC!
101 yahoo 101 psts .. you know the Ff boys should have stripper nicknames like Kadaj can be polebladedancer (something i just read about on deviant art) !!!!! and damn your laptop went KABOOM?
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illwaitforever1
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Zack. You had me at "Oh yeah!". <3
Well, not litterally. But I lost everything on it 3 hours ago, had to put everything back.
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