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The Promised Land Bar; Partying till the day they re-unite!
Topic Started: Oct 24 2005, 06:28 AM (31,623 Views)
Alantie
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Dreams the world far away
Tifa Lockheart
Oct 13 2007, 03:25 AM
Haha. That "Poor Unfortunate Souls" song suddenly made me imagine Aerith as Ariel and Sephiroth is Ursula. :lol:

:D That makes me want to write a Little Mermaid Final Fantasy VII style. . . *imagines Sephy singing Poor Unfortunate Souls as a half octo person* :lmao:

You want more? *takes a huge bite of a moogle cookie and swigs some mako juice* Okay, here we go!

Les poissons
Les poissons
How I love les poissons
Love to chop
And to serve little fish
First you cut off their heads
Then you pull out the bones
Ah mais oui
Ca c'est toujours delish
Les poissons
Les poissons
Hee hee hee
Hah hah hah
With the cleaver I hack them in two
you pull out what's inside
And you serve it up fried
God, I love little fishes
Don't you?

Here's something for tempting the palate
Prepared in the classic technique
First you pound the fish flat with a mallet
Then you slash through the skin
Give the belly a slice
Then you rub some salt in
'Cause that makes it taste nice

(Zut alors, I have missed one!)

Sacre bleu
What is this?
How on earth could I miss
Such a sweet little succulent crab?
Quel dommage
What a loss
Here we go in the sauce
Now some flour, I think
Just a dab
Now I stuff you with bread
It don't hurt 'cause you're dead
And you're certainly lucky you are
'Cause it's gonna be hot
In my big silver pot
Toodle loo mon poisson
Au revoir!


For some reason I can see Reno as the cheft. . . XD
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AugoraTheMateria
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I'm gonna need a nap
*wakes up and grabs the closest bottle of Mako Juice and takes a swig* Here we go!

The seaweed is always greener
In somebody else's lake
You dream about going up there
But that is a big mistake
Just look at the world around you
Right here on the ocean floor
Such wonderful things surround you
What more is you lookin' for?

Under the sea
Under the sea
Darling it's better
Down where it's wetter
Take it from me
Up on the shore they work all day
Out in the sun they slave away
While we devotin'
Full time to floatin'
Under the sea

Down here all the fish is happy
As off through the waves they roll
The fish on the land ain't happy
They sad 'cause they in their bowl
But fish in the bowl is lucky
They in for a worser fate
One day when the boss get hungry
Guess who's gon' be on the plate

Under the sea
Under the sea
Nobody beat us
Fry us and eat us
In fricassee
We what the land folks loves to cook
Under the sea we off the hook
We got no troubles
Life is the bubbles
Under the sea
Under the sea
Since life is sweet here
We got the beat here
Naturally
Even the sturgeon an' the ray
They get the urge 'n' start to play
We got the spirit
You got to hear it
Under the sea

The newt play the flute
The carp play the harp
The plaice play the bass
And they soundin' sharp
The bass play the brass
The chub play the tub
The fluke is the duke of soul
(Yeah)
The ray he can play
The lings on the strings
The trout rockin' out
The blackfish she sings
The smelt and the sprat
They know where it's at
An' oh that blowfish blow

Under the sea
Under the sea
When the sardine
Begin the beguine
It's music to me
What do they got? A lot of sand
We got a hot crustacean band
Each little clam here
know how to jam here
Under the sea
Each little slug here
Cuttin' a rug here
Under the sea
Each little snail here
Know how to wail here
That's why it's hotter
Under the water
Ya we in luck here
Down in the muck here
Under the sea
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Alantie
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Dreams the world far away
*clears throat* And now, this will conclude tonight's Little Mermaid musical. :D

Percussion
Strings
Winds
Words

There you see her
Sitting there across the way
She don’t got a lot to say
But there’s something about her
And you don’t know why
But you’re dying to try
You wanna kiss the girl

Yes, you want her
Look at her, you know you do
It’s possible she wants you, too
There is one way to ask her
It don’t take a word
Not a single word
Go on and kiss the girl

Sing with me now
Sha-la-la-la-la-la
My, oh, my
Look at the boy too shy
He ain’t gonna kiss the girl
Sha-la-la-la-la-la
Ain’t that sad
Ain’t it shame, too bad
You gonna miss the girl

Now’s your moment
Floating in a blue lagoon
Boy, you better do it soon
No time will be better
She don’t say a word
And she won’t say a word
Until you kiss the girl

Sha-la-la-la-la-la
Don’t be scared
You got the mood prepared
Go on and kiss the girl
Sha-la-la-la-la-la
Don’t stop now
Don’t try to hide it how
You wanna kiss the girl
Sha-la-la-la-la-la
Float along
Listen to the song
The song say kiss the girl
Sha-la-la-la-la-la
Music play
Do what the music say
You wanna kiss the girl

You’ve got to kiss the girl
Why don’t you kiss the girl
You gotta kiss the girl
Go on and kiss the girl
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Tifa Lockheart
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Ugh, I feel sick. How 'bout some ginger ale, Tifa? *Goes to the cot in the back*


Here you go! *gives CloudSmiles some ginger ale* :)

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That makes me want to write a Little Mermaid Final Fantasy VII style. . . *imagines Sephy singing Poor Unfortunate Souls as a half octo person*


:lol: Go, go, go! I can't wait to read it! :hyper:

More cookies? Hey, how about some Yazoo lollies? :hyper:
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Kit
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The Walrus
*passed out on the floor with a Moomba*
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DivineRose
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L/M :D
*moves Neko to a cot in the corner*

I think there's one there, anyway. :lol:
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Alantie
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Dreams the world far away
Tifa Lockheart
Oct 14 2007, 03:00 AM
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That makes me want to write a Little Mermaid Final Fantasy VII style. . . *imagines Sephy singing Poor Unfortunate Souls as a half octo person*


:lol: Go, go, go! I can't wait to read it! :hyper:

More cookies? Hey, how about some Yazoo lollies? :hyper:

:lmao: Alright then! I'll put it on my list of things I have to write! :D I'll be sure to let you know when it gets started. ^_^

Mmm.... *eyes the lollies* I think I'd rather have some chocolate. Do we have any around here? :D
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DivineRose
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L/M :D
I'll get some! *runs to go out and trips*

Dangit.
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Aerithstrife_7
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(ANIME)NIAC!
did someone say Yazoo lollies!??? me want Yazoo lollies!!!
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Alantie
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Dreams the world far away
:lmao:

Time for some more music!! Let see. . . How about. . .this!

Tale as old as time
True as it can be
Barely even friends
Then somebody bends
Unexpectedly
Just a little change
Small to say the least
Both a little scared
Neither one prepared
Beauty and the Beast

Ever just the same
Ever a surprise
Ever as before
Ever just as sure
As the sun will rise

Tale as old as time
Tune as old as song
Bittersweet and strange
Finding you can change
Learning you were wrong
Certain as the sun
Rising in the east
Tale as old as time
Song as old as rhyme
Beauty and the Beast

Tale as old as time
Song as old as rhyme
Beauty and the Beast
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Aerithstrife_7
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(ANIME)NIAC!
Beauty and the beast!!! Disney classic!! still Little Mermaid will always be my favorite one!! but ahh yes wonderful singing Alantie!! you can have one of my stolen Yazoo lollies for that!!
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Kuraudo
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Woah, looks like NekoDono needs the cot more than I do. *Gets up and gives Neko a blanket*

Yay for Beauty and the Beast!
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Alantie
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Dreams the world far away
Thank you my adoring fans! :D More Beauty and the Beast music then!

Who does she think she is?
That girl has tangled with the wrong man!
Darn right.
No one says "no" to Gaston!
Dismissed! Rejected!
Publicly humiliated! Why, it's more than I can bear.
More beer?
What for? Nothing helps. I'm disgraced.
Who, you? Never! Gaston, you've got to pull yourself together.
Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Gaston
Looking so down in the dumps
Ev'ry guy here'd love to be you, Gaston
Even when taking your lumps
There's no man in town as admired as you
You're ev'ryone's favorite guy
Ev'ryone's awed and inspired by you
And it's not very hard to see why
No one's slick as Gaston
No one's quick as Gaston
No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston's
For there's no man in town half as manly
Perfect, a pure paragon!
You can ask any Tom, Dick or Stanley
And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on
No one's been like Gaston
A king pin like Gaston
No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston
As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating!
My what a guy, that Gaston!
Give five "hurrahs!"
Give twelve "hip-hips!"
Gaston is the best
And the rest is all drips
No one fights like Gaston
Douses lights like Gaston
In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston!
For there's no one as burly and brawny
As you see I've got biceps to spare
Not a bit of him's scraggly or scrawny
That's right!
And ev'ry last inch of me's covered with hair
No one hits like Gaston
Matches wits like Gaston
In a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston
I'm espcially good at expectorating!
Ptoooie!
Ten points for Gaston!
When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs
Ev'ry morning to help me get large
And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs
So I'm roughly the size of a barge!
Oh, ahhh, wow!
My what a guy, that Gaston!
No one shoots like Gaston
Makes those beauts like Gaston
Then goes tromping around wearing boots like Gaston
I use antlers in all of my decorating!
My what a guy,
Gaston!



Aerithstrife_7: I love Little Mermaid too. Probably one of my favorite disney movies ever! *licks the lollypop and hugs :huggle: *
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Vanilla
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failures.. they never fail.
*walks in slowly*
*is not in her usual self*

Tifa, I need something strong. Do you have any?

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Tifa Lockheart
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Tifa, I need something strong. Do you have any?


Here you go! *hands Vanilla a glass of vodka* Let me know if you need the bottle. :P

More Yazoo lollies, everyone? :D

*puts a damp towelette on NekoDono's forehead*
Oh dear, I hope you're fine! :unsure:
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