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| Alantie | Oct 13 2007, 11:20 PM Post #781 |
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Dreams the world far away
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That makes me want to write a Little Mermaid Final Fantasy VII style. . . *imagines Sephy singing Poor Unfortunate Souls as a half octo person* You want more? *takes a huge bite of a moogle cookie and swigs some mako juice* Okay, here we go! Les poissons Les poissons How I love les poissons Love to chop And to serve little fish First you cut off their heads Then you pull out the bones Ah mais oui Ca c'est toujours delish Les poissons Les poissons Hee hee hee Hah hah hah With the cleaver I hack them in two you pull out what's inside And you serve it up fried God, I love little fishes Don't you? Here's something for tempting the palate Prepared in the classic technique First you pound the fish flat with a mallet Then you slash through the skin Give the belly a slice Then you rub some salt in 'Cause that makes it taste nice (Zut alors, I have missed one!) Sacre bleu What is this? How on earth could I miss Such a sweet little succulent crab? Quel dommage What a loss Here we go in the sauce Now some flour, I think Just a dab Now I stuff you with bread It don't hurt 'cause you're dead And you're certainly lucky you are 'Cause it's gonna be hot In my big silver pot Toodle loo mon poisson Au revoir! For some reason I can see Reno as the cheft. . . XD |
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| AugoraTheMateria | Oct 13 2007, 11:28 PM Post #782 |
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I'm gonna need a nap
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*wakes up and grabs the closest bottle of Mako Juice and takes a swig* Here we go! The seaweed is always greener In somebody else's lake You dream about going up there But that is a big mistake Just look at the world around you Right here on the ocean floor Such wonderful things surround you What more is you lookin' for? Under the sea Under the sea Darling it's better Down where it's wetter Take it from me Up on the shore they work all day Out in the sun they slave away While we devotin' Full time to floatin' Under the sea Down here all the fish is happy As off through the waves they roll The fish on the land ain't happy They sad 'cause they in their bowl But fish in the bowl is lucky They in for a worser fate One day when the boss get hungry Guess who's gon' be on the plate Under the sea Under the sea Nobody beat us Fry us and eat us In fricassee We what the land folks loves to cook Under the sea we off the hook We got no troubles Life is the bubbles Under the sea Under the sea Since life is sweet here We got the beat here Naturally Even the sturgeon an' the ray They get the urge 'n' start to play We got the spirit You got to hear it Under the sea The newt play the flute The carp play the harp The plaice play the bass And they soundin' sharp The bass play the brass The chub play the tub The fluke is the duke of soul (Yeah) The ray he can play The lings on the strings The trout rockin' out The blackfish she sings The smelt and the sprat They know where it's at An' oh that blowfish blow Under the sea Under the sea When the sardine Begin the beguine It's music to me What do they got? A lot of sand We got a hot crustacean band Each little clam here know how to jam here Under the sea Each little slug here Cuttin' a rug here Under the sea Each little snail here Know how to wail here That's why it's hotter Under the water Ya we in luck here Down in the muck here Under the sea |
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| Alantie | Oct 14 2007, 02:34 AM Post #783 |
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Dreams the world far away
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*clears throat* And now, this will conclude tonight's Little Mermaid musical. ![]() Percussion Strings Winds Words There you see her Sitting there across the way She don’t got a lot to say But there’s something about her And you don’t know why But you’re dying to try You wanna kiss the girl Yes, you want her Look at her, you know you do It’s possible she wants you, too There is one way to ask her It don’t take a word Not a single word Go on and kiss the girl Sing with me now Sha-la-la-la-la-la My, oh, my Look at the boy too shy He ain’t gonna kiss the girl Sha-la-la-la-la-la Ain’t that sad Ain’t it shame, too bad You gonna miss the girl Now’s your moment Floating in a blue lagoon Boy, you better do it soon No time will be better She don’t say a word And she won’t say a word Until you kiss the girl Sha-la-la-la-la-la Don’t be scared You got the mood prepared Go on and kiss the girl Sha-la-la-la-la-la Don’t stop now Don’t try to hide it how You wanna kiss the girl Sha-la-la-la-la-la Float along Listen to the song The song say kiss the girl Sha-la-la-la-la-la Music play Do what the music say You wanna kiss the girl You’ve got to kiss the girl Why don’t you kiss the girl You gotta kiss the girl Go on and kiss the girl |
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| Tifa Lockheart | Oct 14 2007, 09:00 AM Post #784 |
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Sawboybuck's Lover
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Here you go! *gives CloudSmiles some ginger ale* :)
:lol: Go, go, go! I can't wait to read it! ![]() More cookies? Hey, how about some Yazoo lollies?
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| Kit | Oct 14 2007, 02:02 PM Post #785 |
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The Walrus
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*passed out on the floor with a Moomba* |
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| DivineRose | Oct 14 2007, 09:08 PM Post #786 |
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L/M :D
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*moves Neko to a cot in the corner* I think there's one there, anyway. :lol: |
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| Alantie | Oct 14 2007, 09:15 PM Post #787 |
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Dreams the world far away
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Alright then! I'll put it on my list of things I have to write! I'll be sure to let you know when it gets started. ![]() Mmm.... *eyes the lollies* I think I'd rather have some chocolate. Do we have any around here?
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| DivineRose | Oct 14 2007, 09:16 PM Post #788 |
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L/M :D
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I'll get some! *runs to go out and trips* Dangit. |
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| Aerithstrife_7 | Oct 14 2007, 09:30 PM Post #789 |
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(ANIME)NIAC!
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did someone say Yazoo lollies!??? me want Yazoo lollies!!! |
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| Alantie | Oct 14 2007, 09:36 PM Post #790 |
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Dreams the world far away
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Time for some more music!! Let see. . . How about. . .this! Tale as old as time True as it can be Barely even friends Then somebody bends Unexpectedly Just a little change Small to say the least Both a little scared Neither one prepared Beauty and the Beast Ever just the same Ever a surprise Ever as before Ever just as sure As the sun will rise Tale as old as time Tune as old as song Bittersweet and strange Finding you can change Learning you were wrong Certain as the sun Rising in the east Tale as old as time Song as old as rhyme Beauty and the Beast Tale as old as time Song as old as rhyme Beauty and the Beast |
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| Aerithstrife_7 | Oct 14 2007, 09:40 PM Post #791 |
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(ANIME)NIAC!
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Beauty and the beast!!! Disney classic!! still Little Mermaid will always be my favorite one!! but ahh yes wonderful singing Alantie!! you can have one of my stolen Yazoo lollies for that!! |
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| Kuraudo | Oct 14 2007, 09:47 PM Post #792 |
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Advanced Member
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Woah, looks like NekoDono needs the cot more than I do. *Gets up and gives Neko a blanket* Yay for Beauty and the Beast! |
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| Alantie | Oct 15 2007, 03:29 AM Post #793 |
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Dreams the world far away
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Thank you my adoring fans! More Beauty and the Beast music then!Who does she think she is? That girl has tangled with the wrong man! Darn right. No one says "no" to Gaston! Dismissed! Rejected! Publicly humiliated! Why, it's more than I can bear. More beer? What for? Nothing helps. I'm disgraced. Who, you? Never! Gaston, you've got to pull yourself together. Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Gaston Looking so down in the dumps Ev'ry guy here'd love to be you, Gaston Even when taking your lumps There's no man in town as admired as you You're ev'ryone's favorite guy Ev'ryone's awed and inspired by you And it's not very hard to see why No one's slick as Gaston No one's quick as Gaston No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston's For there's no man in town half as manly Perfect, a pure paragon! You can ask any Tom, Dick or Stanley And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on No one's been like Gaston A king pin like Gaston No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating! My what a guy, that Gaston! Give five "hurrahs!" Give twelve "hip-hips!" Gaston is the best And the rest is all drips No one fights like Gaston Douses lights like Gaston In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston! For there's no one as burly and brawny As you see I've got biceps to spare Not a bit of him's scraggly or scrawny That's right! And ev'ry last inch of me's covered with hair No one hits like Gaston Matches wits like Gaston In a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston I'm espcially good at expectorating! Ptoooie! Ten points for Gaston! When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs Ev'ry morning to help me get large And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs So I'm roughly the size of a barge! Oh, ahhh, wow! My what a guy, that Gaston! No one shoots like Gaston Makes those beauts like Gaston Then goes tromping around wearing boots like Gaston I use antlers in all of my decorating! My what a guy, Gaston! Aerithstrife_7: I love Little Mermaid too. Probably one of my favorite disney movies ever! *licks the lollypop and hugs *
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| Vanilla | Oct 15 2007, 09:32 AM Post #794 |
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failures.. they never fail.
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*walks in slowly* *is not in her usual self* Tifa, I need something strong. Do you have any? |
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| Tifa Lockheart | Oct 15 2007, 10:03 AM Post #795 |
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Sawboybuck's Lover
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Here you go! *hands Vanilla a glass of vodka* Let me know if you need the bottle. ![]() More Yazoo lollies, everyone? ![]() *puts a damp towelette on NekoDono's forehead* Oh dear, I hope you're fine!
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That makes me want to write a Little Mermaid Final Fantasy VII style. . . *imagines Sephy singing Poor Unfortunate Souls as a half octo person*







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