Welcome Guest [Log In] [Register]
Welcome to Cloud x Aerith forums! We hope you enjoy your visit.

You're currently viewing our forum as a guest. This means you are limited to certain areas of the board and there are some features you can't use. If you join our community, you'll be able to access member-only sections, and use many member-only features such as customizing your profile, sending personal messages, and voting in polls. Registration is simple, fast, and completely free.


Join our community!


If you're already a member please log in to your account to access all of our features:

Username:   Password:
Add Reply
The Promised Land Bar; Partying till the day they re-unite!
Topic Started: Oct 24 2005, 06:28 AM (31,624 Views)
Alantie
Member Avatar
Dreams the world far away
I LOVE that song!!! :D

Disney music for all!!

Ma chere Mademoiselle, it is with deepest pride
and greatest pleasure that we welcome you tonight.
And now we invite you to relax, let us pull up a
chair as the dining room proudly presents -
your dinner!

Be our guest! Be our guest!
Put our service to the test
Tie your napkin 'round your neck, cherie
And we'll provide the rest
Soup du jour
Hot hors d'oeuvres
Why, we only live to serve
Try the grey stuff

It's delicious

Don't believe me? Ask the dishes
They can sing, they can dance
After all, Miss, this is France
And a dinner here is never second best
Go on, unfold your menu
Take a glance and then you'll
Be our guest
Oui, our guest
Be our guest!

Beef ragout
Cheese souffle
Pie and pudding "en flambe"

We'll prepare and serve with flair
A culinary cabaret!
You're alone
And you're scared
But the banquet's all prepared
No one's gloomy or complaining
While the flatware's entertaining
We tell jokes! I do tricks
With my fellow candlesticks

And it's all in perfect taste
That you can bet
Come on and lift your glass
You've won your own free pass
To be out guest

If you're stressed
It's fine dining we suggest

Be our guest! Be our guest! Be our guest!
Get your worries off your chest
Let us say for your entree
We've an array; may we suggest:
Try the bread! Try the soup!
When the croutons loop de loop
It's a treat for any dinner
Don't belive me? Ask the china
Singing pork! Dancing veal!
What an entertaining meal!
How could anyone be gloomy and depressed?
We'll make you shout "encore!"
And send us out for more
So, be our guest!

Be our guest!
Be our guest!

It's a guest! It's a guest!
Sakes alive, well I'll be blessed!
Wine's been poured and thank the Lord
I've had the napkins freshly pressed
With dessert, she'll want tea
And my dear that's fine with me
While the cups do their soft-shoein'
I'll be bubbling, I'll be brewing
I'll get warm, piping hot
Heaven's sakes! Is that a spot?
Clean it up! We want the company impressed

We've got a lot to do!
Is it one lump or two?
For you, our guest!

She's our guest!
She's our guest!
She's our guest!
Be our guest! Be our guest! Be our guest!

Life is so unnerving
For a servant who's not serving
He's not whole without a soul to wait upon
Ah, those good old days when we were useful...
Suddenly those good old days are gone
Ten years we've been rusting
Needing so much more than dusting
Needing exercise, a chance to use our skills!
Most days we just lay around the castle
Flabby, fat and lazy
You walked in and oops-a-daisy!

Be our guest! Be our guest!
Our command is your request
It's been years since we've had anybody here
And we're obsessed
With your meal, with your ease
Yes, indeed, we aim to please
While the candlelight's still glowing
Let us help you, We'll keep going
Course by course, one by one
'Til you shout, "Enough! I'm done!"
Then we'll sing you off to sleep as you digest
Tonight you'll prop your feet up
But for now, let's eat up
Be our guest!
Be our guest!
Be our guest!
Please, be our guest!

Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
AugoraTheMateria
Member Avatar
I'm gonna need a nap
*takes another swig of Mako Juice* O-tay! Disney Wongs for everywong!!!!

Look at this stuff
Isn't it neat?
Wouldn't you think my collection's complete?
Wouldn't you think I'm the girl
The girl who has everything?
Look at this trove
Treasures untold
How many wonders can one cavern hold?
Looking around here you think
Sure, she's got everything
I've got gadgets and gizmos a-plenty
I've got whozits and whatzits galore
You want thingamabobs?
I've got twenty!
But who cares?
No big deal
I want more

I wanna be where the people are
I wanna see, wanna see them dancin'
Walking around on those - what do you call 'em?
Oh - feet!

Flippin' your fins, you don't get too far
Legs are required for jumping, dancing
Strolling along down a - what's that word again?
Street

Up where they walk, up where they run
Up where they stay all day in the sun
Wanderin' free - wish I could be
Part of that world

What would I give if I could live out of these waters?
What would I pay to spend a day warm on the sand?
Bet'cha on land they understand
That they don't reprimand their daughters
Bright young women sick of swimmin'
Ready to stand

I'm ready to know what the people know
Ask 'em my questions and get some answers
What's a fire and why does it - what's the word?
Burn?

When's it my turn?
Wouldn't I love, love to explore that shore up above?
Out of the sea
Wish I could be
Part of that world
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Alantie
Member Avatar
Dreams the world far away
:lmao: Augora, I love you. ^_^ And I love the Little Mermaid!!!

What would I give
To live where you are?
What would I pay
To stay here beside you?
What would I do to see you
Smiling at me?

Where would we walk?
Where would we run?
If we could stay all day in the sun?
Just you and me
And I could be
Part of your world

I don't know when
I don't know how
But I know something's starting right now
Watch and you'll see
Some day I'll be
Part of your world
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
DivineRose
Member Avatar
L/M :D
*claps* Yay Augora and Alantie! The Little Mermaid owns! \m/ xD

"Poor unfortunate souls..." *can't remember the rest of the song at the moment*
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Alantie
Member Avatar
Dreams the world far away
*bows* Thank you! Here's Poor Unfortunate Souls for you!

The only way to get what you want is to become a human yourself.

Can you do that?

My dear, sweet child. That's what I do. It's what I live for.
To help unfortunate merfolk like yourself.
Poor souls with no one else to turn to.

I admit that in the past I've been a nasty
They weren't kidding when they called me, well, a witch
But you'll find that nowadays
I've mended all my ways
Repented, seen the light, and made a switch
To this
And I fortunately know a little magic
It's a talent that I always have possessed
And dear lady, please don't laugh
I use it on behalf
Of the miserable, the lonely, and depressed (pathetic)

Poor unfortunate souls
In pain, in need
This one longing to be thinner
That one wants to get the girl
And do I help them?
Yes, indeed
Those poor unfortunate souls
So sad, so true
They come flocking to my cauldron
Crying, "Spells, Ursula, please!"
And I help them!
Yes I do

Now it's happened once or twice
Someone couldn't pay the price
And I'm afraid I had to rake 'em 'cross the coals
Yes I've had the odd complaint
But on the whole I've been a saint
To those poor unfortunate souls

Have we got a deal?

If I become human, I'll never be with my father or sisters again.

But you'll have your man, heh heh. Life's full of tough choices, isn't it? Heh heh.
Oh, and there is one more thing.
We haven't discussed the subject of payment.

But I don't have-

I'm not asking much, just a token really, a trifle!
What I want from you is - your voice.

But without my voice, how can I-

You'll have your looks, your pretty face.
And don't underestimate the importance of body language, ha!

The men up there don't like a lot of blabber
They think a girl who gossips is a bore!
Yet on land it's much prefered for ladies not to say a word
And after all dear, what is idle babble for?
Come on, they're not all that impressed with conversation
True gentlemen avoid it when they can
But they dote and swoon and fawn
On a lady who's withdrawn
It's she who holds her tongue who get's a man

Come on you poor unfortunate soul
Go ahead!
Make your choice!
I'm a very busy woman and I haven't got all day
It won't cost much
Just your voice!
You poor unfortunate soul
It's sad but true
If you want to cross the bridge, my sweet
You've got the pay the toll
Take a gulp and take a breath
And go ahead and sign the scroll
Flotsam, Jetsam, now I've got her, boys
The boss is on a roll
This poor unfortunate soul

Beluga sevruga
Come winds of the Caspian Sea
Larengix glaucitis
Et max laryngitis
La voce to me

Now, sing!

Aah...

Keep singing!


Does anyone know if there is mermaid Cloud and Aerith art? I would kill for some. .. *wanders off still singing Little Mermaid music*
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Lute
Member Avatar
OFFICIAL FORUM GODDESS
Alantie: UGH I LOVE THAT SONG. It never fails to crack me up. <3

To get me to sing, you'll have to prove you really want me to. :lol: Do something convincing! :lmao: :heart:
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Tifa Lockheart
Member Avatar
Sawboybuck's Lover
Great performance, everyone! :hyper: More, more, more! :hyper:

And more Mako Juice for everyone! :D


... cookies? *presents another batch of moogle-shaped cookies*

Haha. That "Poor Unfortunate Souls" song suddenly made me imagine Aerith as Ariel and Sephiroth is Ursula. :lol:
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Pyra Kurai Akaidra
Member Avatar
Proud Yaoi Fan
Hey, any Chocobo-shaped sweet-bun? :lol:

Beneath their plain look hides their sweet self, both figuratively and literally. :whistle:
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Tifa Lockheart
Member Avatar
Sawboybuck's Lover
Well then, I shall try my hand at baking those things! :lol: For the meantime, enjoy Materia candy and Moogle cookies with Jenova juice! ^_^'
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Pyra Kurai Akaidra
Member Avatar
Proud Yaoi Fan
Ooooh, Moogle cookies... :fangirl:

...OMG, THAT'S A MONTBLANC COOKIE! :woot: *grabs it*
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Lute
Member Avatar
OFFICIAL FORUM GODDESS
Lute would like a cookie! <3

And a virgin margarita. Yummyyyy. <3 Pleeeaaase, Tifa? >w<
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
AugoraTheMateria
Member Avatar
I'm gonna need a nap
*shoves Materia Candy into her mouth and stuffs it in her cheeks like a hamster* Yummmmm....
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
DivineRose
Member Avatar
L/M :D
Sweet! COOKIE! *grabs*

Come on, Lutearina, sing! I have no idea what, but sing! xD
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Kuraudo
Member Avatar
Advanced Member
Ugh, I feel sick. How 'bout some ginger ale, Tifa? *Goes to the cot in the back*

Great perfomances, everyone! :woot:
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
AugoraTheMateria
Member Avatar
I'm gonna need a nap
*sobers up after all that Mako Juice* Oh my... *is dizzy* Nap time... Then I shall sing some more... *goes to chair and sleeps with her head on the bar*
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
ZetaBoards - Free Forum Hosting
Create a free forum in seconds.
Learn More · Sign-up for Free
Go to Next Page
« Previous Topic · General Chat · Next Topic »
Add Reply

Affiliates
.: :: :: :: :: :: :: :: :: :.