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Whores Anonymous; Because everyone is such a whore
Topic Started: Apr 6 2005, 08:09 PM (8,368 Views)
Clerith-son
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In the middle of dawn. Staring at the twilights.
Kaldea
Oct 3 2006, 12:49 PM
And TSK at j00, CS!  If you come to mock, you shall be mocked back ten fold!  Beware of teh whores!  Raah!!!

I haven't mocked... I never said anything like: "Hahaha... You're whores.".
I tsked... that's why I said "Tsk... Whores".

Sadhana
Oct 8 2006, 04:56 PM
Advice, fellow whores? How can one cope with their whorish condition as a single chick?

Go to Soviet Russia. In there, whorish condition copes with single chick.

*10 sec serious mode*
You can date. You're an intelligent girl (haven't seen images of you, so that's all I can say), you'll find someone.
*end 10 sec serious mode*

Sadhana
Oct 8 2006, 04:56 PM
I'm in serious need of a whore's intervention. In my introductory post, I noted that I've been dating the same boy for two years now, thereby marking me on the road to recovery from whoredom. Well, I've fallen back into my old ways. I broke up with the boy, and with the single life back again, who knows how many steps backwards I'm going to take.

I'm better single.
Uh-huh. The inner Sadhana speaks.
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yin-chan
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*dreamchaser*
*hands out Whores and Proud to Be One badges* :sad:

United we stand, divided against the world, The Whores!
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goddess_in_pink07
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yin-chan
Oct 8 2006, 11:57 PM
*hands out Whores and Proud to Be One badges* :sad:

United we stand, divided against the world, The Whores!

*proudly wears pin, and waves banner*

We should have a whore pledge. :) But, what should the lyrics be?

"I pledge allegiance to the whores,
of the Cloud and Aerith forum,
and to the whoriness for which it stands:
one Nation under whores, indivisible,
With skankiness and whoriness for all."

Thus it is that when you Pledge Allegiance to the Whores, You:

*Promise your loyalty to the Whores.
*Promise your loyalty to your own and the other Whores.
*Promise your loyalty to the Whores that unites us all.

If anyone else would like to add anything to that, please share. We should design a flag too.
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Zeletina
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panem et circenses
goddess_in_pink07
Oct 9 2006, 12:02 AM

"I pledge allegiance to the whores,
    of the Cloud and Aerith forum,
and to the whoriness for which it stands:
    one Nation under whores, indivisible,
With skankiness and whoriness for all."


:lmao:

AMEN to that!!

Let's change "One Nation" to "Multiple men..."
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Angelalex242
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Nononononono.

You'd be forgetting your manwhore division doing that.

Call it 'multiple partners.' ;)
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Clerith-son
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I'm sure good ol' Buhon would have been proud of you Angelalex242. You won't get any praising from me, though.

Viva le men's pride!
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Skelly
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Yet again, man whores are such a beautiful species. :wub: What would we do without you all, ya smexxies? :huggle:

Do we have a Whores Anonymous sig? I feel like trying to grab our Photoshop computer and making one. XD
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goddess_in_pink07
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Ambrosia
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Oct 9 2006, 10:57 AM
Yet again, man whores are such a beautiful species.  :wub:  What would we do without you all, ya smexxies?  :huggle:

Do we have a Whores Anonymous sig? I feel like trying to grab our Photoshop computer and making one. XD

Make a flag! Flag! Let your whorish mind run free! :rabid3: I'd love to see what it would look like. :plot:
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Zeletina
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:lol: I forgot about our fellow man-whores. XDDD

YES!! Please make a sig! I would wear it ever so proudly. I would make one but I'm not the best at graphic design. ^_^
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Sadhana
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Clerith-son
Oct 8 2006, 06:26 PM
*10 sec serious mode*
You can date. You're an intelligent girl (haven't seen images of you, so that's all I can say), you'll find someone.
*end 10 sec serious mode*

Yeah, I could do that. But I think I prefer whoring myself. :) *seriaznus* If I find a guy, then sure. But for now, I'm really enjoying being single. That relationship was totally suffocating me.

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Sadhana
Oct 8 2006, 04:56 PM
I'm in serious need of a whore's intervention. In my introductory post, I noted that I've been dating the same boy for two years now, thereby marking me on the road to recovery from whoredom. Well, I've fallen back into my old ways. I broke up with the boy, and with the single life back again, who knows how many steps backwards I'm going to take.

I'm better single.
Uh-huh. The inner Sadhana speaks.


How are you so good at breaking the codes within my posts?~ :o

As for a pledge, every time we post in this club, we should give updates to fellow members on how our recovery from whoredom is going. Although many *coughAngelalexcough* don't seem to be making much progress. :whistle:
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Angelalex242
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What do you mean?

I'm making perfectly good progress at adding notches to my bed...post...

Oh, wait. I'm supposed to not be adding anymore? I must have missed the memo ;)
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Sadhana
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DUH, this is Whores Anonymous. The idea is to come to terms with our whoredom through group therapy, united together. :tard: Gawd. Forever whores we shall be just as alcoholics are always alcoholics.
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yin-chan
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*dreamchaser*
I think there are a couple of awesome sigs on the first page. :whistle:
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Kaldea
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yin-chan
Oct 9 2006, 06:01 PM
I think there are a couple of awesome sigs on the first page. :whistle:

Yup. Made back when the Honeybee Girls were made the club's mascots. ^_^
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Sefie
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*Flirtz with Alex*
^_^ I'm embracing my whoredom!
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