Welcome Guest [Log In] [Register]
Welcome to Cloud x Aerith forums! We hope you enjoy your visit.

You're currently viewing our forum as a guest. This means you are limited to certain areas of the board and there are some features you can't use. If you join our community, you'll be able to access member-only sections, and use many member-only features such as customizing your profile, sending personal messages, and voting in polls. Registration is simple, fast, and completely free.


Join our community!


If you're already a member please log in to your account to access all of our features:

Username:   Password:
Add Reply
Whores Anonymous; Because everyone is such a whore
Topic Started: Apr 6 2005, 08:09 PM (8,370 Views)
Angelalex242
Member Avatar
Keeper of the Intimacy of Aerith's soul living in Cloud
I'm Angelalex242, and I'm a manwhore.

I had a powerful crush on a girl back in second grade, and it lasted through most of gradeschool, mostly because nothing ever came of it, so the fantasy seemed real.

But in highschool, greatmanwhore that I am, I feel for someone else. And this too lasted a while before...

I switched highschools, and again fell for yet somebody else. Oh what a whore I am.

It didn't stop in college, as not one, but two girls eventually caught my attention, both at different colleges.

Now, I have come to be 26 years old and single, and looking for someone else to inflict my whorishnes upon.

*notes the ratio of whores to manwhores*

I will accept volunteers :devil:
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Shiva
Member Avatar
Legendary Member
Welcome, fellow whore. *Pats head* :P

Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Athena/Fuijin
Member Avatar
Member
I use my hypnotic powers to lure guys into my lovenest and then they are trapped. Oh,what a whore I am.
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Kaldea
Member Avatar
fantôme
YES! CLUB REVIVAL!

*Whores herself out like Paris Hilton on her night off of...whatever the hell she does when she isn't a whore*
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Angelalex242
Member Avatar
Keeper of the Intimacy of Aerith's soul living in Cloud
*pays Kaldea good old fashioned gil...that he makes a lot of because there's not very many manwhores around, so the girls had to pay SOMEONE*

Yes. Let us whore. ;)
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Kaldea
Member Avatar
fantôme
Angelalex242
Sep 27 2006, 08:41 PM
*pays Kaldea good old fashioned gil...that he makes a lot of because there's not very many manwhores around, so the girls had to pay SOMEONE*

Yes. Let us whore. ;)

Finally! Bwahaha! *Whores...FOR MONEY!*

High class all the way now, yus. :D
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
yin-chan
Member Avatar
*dreamchaser*
Whut...how come Yin has not joined the holiness that is whores??!

I'm such a whore. I broke up for a short time with my boyfriend a couple of years ago and moved on with someone else. We then broke up due to conflicting differences and I got back together with my first boy. But nevertheless, I am such a whore for being with someone else other than my first love in the first place! And my first crush was actually when I was in Primary school, the tender age of 12. Over time I got over the crush! *gasp* Oh Woe! Such a whore! I ought to be proud ashamed! Please allow me to join this club to repent my blasphemous sins. :sad:
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Kaldea
Member Avatar
fantôme
Zomg! Welcome to the beginning of j00r life, yin! WELCOME! *WeepHug!*

I'd so be j00r whore. :wub:
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Angelalex242
Member Avatar
Keeper of the Intimacy of Aerith's soul living in Cloud
*pays Yin some gil*

I'll pay you for your esteemed services too.

:wub: :rose: :luv: :heart: :drool:

...yes. It's good to be the manwhore.
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Sadhana
Member Avatar
capitalism is dead
Hello, everyone. My name is Sadhana, and *gulp*... I'm a whore. :mellow:

There, I said it! *cries on a fellow member's shoulder*

Back in 9th and 10th grade, a boy who I wasn't dating and I would go to his empty house after school. :o My whoreness became undeniable at that point. Since then, I've been on the road to recovering from my whoredom. I've been dating the same boy now for almost two years, but my whorish eyes can't help but wander sometimes. I've decided to join WA to help me cope with the life of a whore.
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Trisse
Unregistered

*Yay teh revival of teh Whores Anonymous :D *

Welcome Sadhana, we whores will help you embrace your whorish ways.
Quote Post Goto Top
 
True Serenity
Advanced Member
Kaldea
Sep 28 2006, 01:32 AM
*Whores herself out like Paris Hilton on her night off of...whatever the hell she does when she isn't a whore*

XD ~sings "Promiscuous" by Nelly Furtado while CG's at it~

Hello, I am Trisha/Nina/True_Serenity, and I'm a whore. Who has a headache right now. :ermm: Well, to be honest, I've had a bunch of past crushes... My longest one so far lasted about six years, but eventually I moved on once I moved to a new town. Then suddenly I was easily attracted to another after the first month of my new school. '_' However, I knew nothing was going to happen, so I was free for a moment... until another boy came along... then another that is currently ripping me apart! OHNO. :rabid: These things all came naturally, I swear! D: ~is cursed~

And to be my utmost honest, I tried hard to convince myself that my feelings are all stupid and dellusional, but it's wrong to deny yourself, so I admit ... I sorta like both guys - the one from two years ago and the newbie - at the same time. SUCH A WHORE.

............
Um. Anyway. :mellow: Joinage, plz. ^_^
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
goddess_in_pink07
Member Avatar
Ambrosia
Me, I have a terrible taste for whoriness...*cries* I am a whore, and I have a problem. Please, help me.
Yes, boys are just meh LOVE. Their too cute, and I just can't help myself sometimes! :sad:
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Imaginary__girl
Member Avatar
I am still painting flowers for you.
*ish a whore and ish joining*

I've come to terms with my whore-ish temptations XD. This summer, I met this guy at a certain gathering...*coughanimeconventioncough* and he was pretty hot, so...within the 4 hours I knew him...we were indulging in "activities" in the back corner of the front lobby. XD It twas fun...but I sort felt whore-ish for doing it. I don't know, you be the judge. We're not dating or anything ((there is also a big complicated story behind that one, too <_< )) we're just friends at the time being, but I'll just leave it there. And now I'm interested in this other guy across the street from me...it just keep going...xD So, is IG eligable to join teh whore club?
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Skelly
Member Avatar
a strange angel
JOMG, I can't believe I didn't see this club before. O_O Like, whoa.

But now that I've seen just how much more wh0rish you guys are to me... I feel so relieved. I'm not so scum-of-the-worldzzz as you guys and Pariz Hilt0n are! :woot: ::delcares her love for j00 all and thus adding more whore!points to her person::
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
ZetaBoards - Free Forum Hosting
Enjoy forums? Start your own community for free.
Go to Next Page
« Previous Topic · Clubs · Next Topic »
Add Reply

Affiliates
.: :: :: :: :: :: :: :: :: :.