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Sweet Caress: The Love Of Lila & Stu; I couldn't resist...
Topic Started: Mar 4 2005, 09:55 PM (7,504 Views)
Mira
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Kusari Yarou
Apr 7 2005, 05:56 AM
Look at this! Look at this! Oh, I think I might go to pieces! It's Lila and Stus Underwater Honeymoon!

There should've been carp in that picture...
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Seii Monogatari
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Yup, I'll have to complain to Chinu House. That is just terrible!! I find their lack of carp worship DISGUSTING. :angry:
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Kaldea
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fantôme
Oh, it's on. It's so on now, yo. :o
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Seii Monogatari
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Fishy McLuv Carp
Whut whut? Bring it. Be ready to get SERVED, biatch. B)
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Kaldea
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fantôme
Maybe they ate the carp raw to turn each other on? I could see them doing that! :wub:
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Kusari Yarou
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How ironic...the almighty Clorith carp as an aphrodisiac for Lila and Stu :lol:
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Kaldea
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fantôme
*Laughs* And that dirty Olga probably feeds carp too!
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Seii Monogatari
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How do you guys think the carp was prepared? I'm thinking it was either sauteed or cut up on an altar surrounded by candles and inscense ...
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Hyper-Ballad
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Prepared carefully, with loving care. And while it was being prepared, a girl danced in the kitchen using interpretive dance to fill the carp with even more sacred and holy love. And then realised that they were preparing the carp for the wrong couple, and that it was actually meant for Cloud and Aeris, who were dining in the next room and complaining about how obnoxious their bratty neighbours were.
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Skelly
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a strange angel
:lol:


I missed way too much. How the carp was prepared? :unsure: Cooked to a black crisp, and then thrown into Olga's face, with a message of, "OlgaxStu - ain't gonna happen, biAtch!!! LOL!!!!". :devil: That'll teach her to mess with Lila's Stu... <_<
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Hyper-Ballad
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Amen to that! :lmao:
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Kusari Yarou
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Carp isn't edible...is it? :unsure:
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Hyper-Ballad
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It doesn't really matter because even if it is edible, Lila and Stu would surely spit out that filthy, evil Stlga carp! :mad:

Anyway, for all you who think that LilaxStu is a "fluffy" romance, and that Lila is a flat and one-dimensional character (heresy!), I am going to prove you stoopid people wrong! I have come up with hardcore evidence from painstaking research that Lila is in fact a deep and complex and WONDERFUL character with many deep emotions! Read it and weep, Olga-lovers!!!11one

The Many Emotions of Lila:

1) :yawn: Don't...think...about...Stu...Don't...think...about Stu...

2) :wub: Stu is so sexy...

3) :whistle: I wish he'd pinch my butt/talk to my chest/check me out/chat me up/treat me in ways I would hate guys I don't have the hots for to treat me...

4) :huh: What? Stu is with...another...girl?

5) :( Oh no! Another girl! A girl he must have met only yesterday! What if he doesn't love me any more?

6) :sad: I would DIE!!!

7) :cry: My whole life is falling apart...why must I be eternally alone? I must hide the tears of pain pricking my ruby eyes...

8) :lol: Thank goodness! Stu is rolling his eyes at her! There's hope for me!

9) :sad: OMG...Stu is STROKING MY CHEEK WITH HIS THUMB!!!

10) :woot: STU IS WONDERFUL!

11) :blush: Oh Stu...we really shouldn't...

12) <_< Bah, that girl keeps trying to help us out. How annoying.

13) :mad: This girl is evil. She's deliberately trying to split me and Stu up! It must be her mission in life. I hate her. I ought to beat the crap out of her.

14) :winner: And I could, too! Cause I'm Lila - the fighting queen champion of the universe! I'm so cool!

15) :angel: But I am a saint and an angel, so I won't. Because I'm so sweet, kind and pure. I won't even beat up an annoying, evil, manstealing whore who deserves it for putting me through such grief. Because I am Lila, and I am wonderful. Everyone should want to be like me.
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Materia Thief
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I have but one thing to say to all you Stlga fans out there.

OWNED!

Just try to argue with THAT evidence. -_-

Hyper, your evidence was both beautiful and complete, thus proving the true canon of the HOLEY relationship of Lila and Stu. :wub:
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Skelly
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::applauds Hyper:: Wonderful! You put down Lila's whole personality perfectly!!! Like... WOW!!!! :woot:


And... Kusari... carp is not edible, especially since it's from that evil hussy. :mad:
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