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Sweet Caress: The Love Of Lila & Stu; I couldn't resist...
Topic Started: Mar 4 2005, 09:55 PM (7,486 Views)
Seii Monogatari
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Fishy McLuv Carp
For the love of spam, how did this club end up on page 5?! :blink:
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Materia Thief
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yet again, today I loved you
IT DID?! OH NOEZ!!!!111121 :o

Perhaps because their dear adventures are coming to an end?! :cry:
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yin-chan
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*dreamchaser*
Aren't there any more kinky escapades with our all time favourite couple, Lila and Stu? No spin-offs, rip offs? :sad:
How heartbreaking that the most beautiful love story of all is coming to an end! Just like Titanic! :cry:
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Hyper-Ballad
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Seii_Monogatari
 
For the love of spam, how did this club end up on page 5?! :blink:

It's cause I haven't been around to push my beautiful, romantic club on everyone! :lol:

*gropes all club members to show my hawt sexy love*

:wub:
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Sefie
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Eyes of dream-water
Teh gropeage of Hyper...:wub:

I posted this song in Mahou's venting thread "Songs for Lila and Stu", but I thought I'd share it here too!

Cold Cold Heart by Norah Jones
(The nasty Olga's POV towards Stu)


I've tried so hard my dear to show
That you're my every dream
She's nothing but an eval hussy!
Yet you're afraid each thing I do
Is just some evil scheme
That's because they all are! OMG! So evil!

A memory from your lonesome past
Lila
Keeps us so far apart
Poor girl is certainly TRYING you evil whore you!
Why can't I free your doubtful mind
And melt your cold cold heart
Cuz that's Lila's job! Er...hussy!

Another love before my time
Made your heart sad an' blue
Poor young Stu, missing his childhood sweetheart *sniff*
And so my heart is paying now
For things I didn't do

In anger unkind words are said
That make the teardrops start
See, THAT'S why Stu cried when she died! She was MEAN to him!
Why can't I free your doubtful mind
And melt your cold cold heart

There was a time when I believed
That you belonged to me
And then they saved Lila from Don Coreno and she realized their pur wuv!
But now I know your heart is shackled
To a memory
Finally! She's learned!

The more I learn to care for you
The more we drift apart
Poor Stu can't get far enough away!
Why can't I free your doubtful mind
And melt your cold cold heart
Cuz Lila's busy melting it!
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Hyper-Ballad
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Songs for Lila and Stu! I love it! :lmao:

Here's the link to the thread, incidentally: Songs For Lila And Stu. Share the LilaxStu-ism through music! :wub:

But my absolute favourite LilaxStu-related song just has to be Madame Batolli's parody! It's the song that won my heart! :huggle:

Why Don't You Just Goddamn Screw? (To the tune of Every You, Every Me)

Oh Lila, she’s heaven sent.
Stu gropes her til his passion's spent.
Olga’s a tart, her body's rent.
Once you buy a flower for 2 cents.

Carve the author’s name into your arm.
Show your devotion to her charm
Oh dear Lila, oh dear Stu
Why don’t you just goddamn screw?

Story’s over, a box I choose.
The box that’s clearly marked ‘review’.
Author, the grammar you abuse,
No circumstances could excuse.

Oh look - something so canon
Aerith’s dress has come undone.
Oh dear Lila, oh dear Stu
Why don’t you just goddamn screw?
Why don’t you just goddamn screw?
Why don’t you…?

My eyeballs this fic does sting.
Lila’s a clingy, pathetic thing.
Jeebus cripes, for heavens sake.
I’ve never seen such canon rape

What’s with all the Aerith hate?
All she asked for was a date
Oh dear Lila, oh dear Stu,
Why don’t you just goddamn screw?
Why don’t you just goddamn screw?
Why don’t you…?

Dreaming of Bartholemew?
Oh dear author, get a clue.

For goodness’ sake you must be blind.
Or maybe just out of your mind.
Best thing to do, I think you’ll find,
Is leave your hard-on for Tifa behind.

But no, there’s chapter twenty-nine
Posted to burn these eyes of mine.
Something borrowed, something blue.
Christ, Lila’s marrying Stu!
Amy’s the maid of honour too
...Eew

Why don’t you just goddamn screw?
Why don’t you just goddamn screw?
Why don’t you…?

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

*renews wedding vows with Madame* :wub:
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Sefie
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:lmao: I'd FORGOTTEN about that! *Quickly repents*

and I would've linked the thread, but my profile on my mom's computer lacks a url bar for some reason :no:
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Seii Monogatari
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That's a beautiful song, my heart is yours, Madame!! :sad:

Madame --> :) :wub: <-- Seii
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Sefie
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*Bump*

Is Lila ^_^
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Rikkulicious
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Sefie
Nov 26 2005, 11:00 PM
*Bump*

Is Lila ^_^

Lila=Sefila

:wub:

TEH SMECKS ~worships holy goddess~
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Sefie
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Rikkulicious
Nov 26 2005, 04:38 PM
Sefie
Nov 26 2005, 11:00 PM
*Bump*

Is Lila ^_^

Lila=Sefila

:wub:

TEH SMECKS ~worships holy goddess~

XD I was trying to make a Sefila doll, but I couldn't find my hair!
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Hyper-Ballad
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:woot:

*at the mercy of Lila's goddess-like perfection*

Fantastic, Sefie! I love it! :wub:

*steals you away from Rikku* :P
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Sefie
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I just wish I could've saved it as an animated gif! The face was animated and the eyes sparkled so perfectly with tears, and she was so emo! :sad:

:o! *Is teh stolen* :wub:
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Rikkulicious
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NO! SEFILA IS MINE! :cray: Our love is pure!!

Oh, Sefila, I know what animated face you're talking about! VERAH LILA-ISH.
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Sefie
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Er the one on the first page of animated faces. I think the girl had short black hair?
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