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Sweet Caress: The Love Of Lila & Stu; I couldn't resist...
Topic Started: Mar 4 2005, 09:55 PM (7,502 Views)
Hyper-Ballad
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That's all they were - jokes. :lol:

Besides, if their hawt sex resulted in anything other than a WOMDERFUL ROMANTIC CUMMITTMENT then it wouldn't be holy enough for Lila and Stu!
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Seii Monogatari
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OMG, I can already invision it.

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Then, down came Sephiroth, the silver-haired shadow that had haunted my nightmares since tragically depriving me of my hometown those many years ago.  It happened in an instant, a lightning-quick flash of silver, the dark red staining her pink dress (AN: pink, ew!!) as she closed her eyes, falling to the crystalline floor.
Like, oh my gosh, what a wimp!!  Sephiroth slashed me across my bountiful money-makers back in Nibleheim, and I survived!!  Aeris is so weak, but my optimistic and purehearted soul will not allow me to feel apathetic in such a potentially sad situation.
"Aeris, no!!" I cried, feeling the tears flow from my wine-colored pools.  As I bent down to touch her face, I noticed Cloud checking out my rack.  I giggled and brushed my hair out of my face as he strocked my blushing cheek with his rough thumb.

To be continued ...


Like that, except without the lush vocabularly and sentence structure? :rolleyes:

... er, I mean, LILAXSTU 4EVAR!!!!11 :woot:
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Kaldea
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fantôme
STDs = TRU LOVE 4 EVA!1
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Hyper-Ballad
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:lmao:

Beautiful and hilarious, Seii! That passage has inspired a deep and passionate love in me for you. But because we weren't childhood friends, this makes me a dirty hussy who will now throw myself at you constantly and annoy you at every opportunity while you caress the cheek of your true and pure love. :aeris:
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Seii Monogatari
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Too true, H-B, too true. -_-
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Kaldea
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fantôme
Not to mention having to put up with everyone staring at your rack.
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Mira
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Miss Lurkaholic.
Mine's bigger. :0
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Kaldea
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fantôme
OMFGWTFSTFULOLROFLMFAO!`1one :lmao:
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Kusari Yarou
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They're probably Lila and Stu's children!!!111 Cuz they DID have sex under that airship remember!!1 And Stu named his motorcycle Fenrir becuz that's his pet name for Lila!` STFU!1

OMFG!!! Denzel got his Geostigma because Stu has it and it is an STD!!!
But how did Stu get STD? Did I hear anyone say "from Lila"?! Surely not! Certainly not from our beautiful, languid and lovelorn heroine! No, he must have gotten it from Olga! That bitch must have injected it into him!
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Hyper-Ballad
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:lmao:

LilaxStu: For there can be no love without an onslaught of STD's!

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And Stu named his motorcycle Fenrir becuz that's his pet name for Lila!` STFU!1

Arrgh...must not...make jokes...with the word "ride" in them... :whistle:

Seii Monogatari
 
Too true, H-B, too true. -_-

::throws herself at Seii::

Teehee, save meeeeeeeee Seii!

Anyway, the girl next door to me was playing this song quite loudly, when I suddenly realised it was the perfect song for LilaxStu! :woot: It sounds just like what Lila would sing to Stu! She'd sing it to him to confess her love! Anybody else come across a song like that? Anyway, I decided to post it here...and I hope there are no En Vogue fans around... :ermm:

Don't Let Go

What's it gonna be?
'Cause I can't pretend,
Don't you wanna be more than friends?
Hold me tight and don't let go!
Don't let go!
You have the right to lose control...
Don't let go...

I often tell myself
That we could be more than just friends,
I know you think that if we move too soon
It would all end.
I live in misery when you're not around,
And I won't be satisfied
Till we're taking those vows!

There'll be some lovemaking
Heart breaking, soul shaking,
Love ooh aah...
Lovemaking, heart breaking,
Soul shaking!

What's it gonna be?
'Cause I can't pretend,
Don't you wanna be more than friends?
Hold me tight and don't let go!
Don't let go!
You have the right to lose control...
Don't let go...

I often fantasize the stars above are watching,
They know my heart speaks to yours
Like only lovers' do.
If I could wear your clothes
I'd pretend I was you...
And lose control...

There'll be some lovemaking
Heart breaking, soul shaking,
Love ooh aah...
Lovemaking, heart breaking,
Soul shaking!

What's it gonna be?
'Cause I can't pretend,
Don't you wanna be more than friends?
Hold me tight and don't let go!
Don't let go!
You have the right to lose control...
Don't let go...

Running in and out my life
Has got me so confused.
You gotta make the sacrifice,
Somebody's gotta choose!
We can make it if we try,
For the sake of you and I,
Together we can make it right!

What's it going to be?
Can't keep running in and out of my life,
Out of my life!
More than friends, oh, oh, oh!
Hold me tight and don't let me go!
You've got the right,
I said you've got the right to lose control...
Yeah, yeah, yeah, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh...

Don't break up 'cause I can't take it!
Don't break up 'cause I can't take it!

:sad:
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Sefie
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*SNIFF* I can totally see Lila singing that. on a big stage. In a slutty costume, and dancing. Yes, she'd have to dance. But she'd be MUCH better than Yuna, who looks like Olga!
And Stu would jump onto the stage, and start into his own song! And! and!!!*Faints*
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Kaldea
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fantôme
I can see her dress costume being four sizes too small for her and the material being rubber or somfin. Since we sure know Stu would never wear rubber. :whistle:

I honestly don't know how Stu can have a normal life with the thought of Lila in a rubber dress. I mean, it's tight, shows all her wonderous curves trying to bust out and it covers her boob stretchmarks. What more could Stu ever want? :o
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Hyper-Ballad
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Since we sure know Stu would never wear rubber. :whistle:

:lmao:

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What more could Stu ever want? :o

Why, nothing! He doesn't need a life outside of Lila! Don't you know that when you're in love with someone, your entire thought-process revolves around your significant other, so that you're incapable of thinking about or caring about anything or anyone else? There's no room in his mind for anything except the glory that is Lila-in-rubber!
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Kaldea
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Indeed. You're never a REAL person unless you're dependant on someone. It's all a simple math statement really.

Dependancy + Nice Rack + Pools For Eyes - Clothes + Constant Hormonal Urges + IQ that couldn't rival a Cabbage - Reality + Glue Sniffing = OMFGTRULOVE4EVA!1`1
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Hyper-Ballad
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You forgot to add psychotic fits of jealousy and territorial aggression! :lol:
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