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| Sweet Caress: The Love Of Lila & Stu; I couldn't resist... | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Mar 4 2005, 09:55 PM (7,480 Views) | |
| Hyper-Ballad | Mar 4 2005, 09:55 PM Post #1 |
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Heroine addict since 1997
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Note: Parody-clubs are fun. :lol: A club to everyone's favourite couple - Lila and Stu! ![]() Now, if you don't know who Lila and Stu are, I'll fill you in - the characters Seii and I christened as Lila and Stu are the main heroes (!) of Tifa Strife Queen of Hentai's wonderful fanfic, "Through Tifa's Eyes". In the 'fic, they masquerade as Cloud and Tifa, but it's quite clear that they're completely different characters. Anyway, this club is to celebrate their love, and the love of all badfic representations of Cloud and Tifa - characters so mind-numbingly awful that they deserve each other! We celebrate the sweet love of Lila and Stu as they share romantic moments such as: * Stu feeling up Lila whenever he feels like it, whilst she always gives in to what he wants! * Lila constantly whining and angsting over whether or not Stu loves her when they're hugging, touching and groping each other every two seconds. * The way they put the romance back into horribly making fun of a girl who also likes Stu! * The 10 million beautiful instances of Stu caressing Lila's cheek with his thumb! Join me and proudly celebrate Tifa Strife's beautiful, tender and very romantic idea of what real love is. Because we're C/A fans, and we don't understand real love! We must all join this club, appreciate the pure artistic beauty of the LilaxStu pairing, and come closer to one day understanding that thing called realistic love, which Tifa Strife advocates so much in her amazing 'fic. Join meeeeee... :lol: Note: The club now has its own song! The lovely Madame Batolli wrote a fantastically funny parody to the tune of Placebo's "Every You, Every Me", which captures the beautiful essence of Lila and Stu's romance perfectly! I just had to make it our club's theme song (and marry Madame on the spot!). Enjoy, LilaxStu fans! ![]() Why Don't You Just Goddamn Screw? (To the tune of Every You, Every Me) Oh Lila, she’s heaven sent. Stu gropes her til his passion's spent. Olga’s a tart, her body's rent. Once you buy a flower for 2 cents. Carve the author’s name into your arm. Show your devotion to her charm Oh dear Lila, oh dear Stu Why don’t you just goddamn screw? Story’s over, a box I choose. The box that’s clearly marked ‘review’. Author, the grammar you abuse, No circumstances could excuse. Oh look - something so canon Aerith’s dress has come undone. Oh dear Lila, oh dear Stu Why don’t you just goddamn screw? Why don’t you just goddamn screw? Why don’t you…? My eyeballs this fic does sting. Lila’s a clingy, pathetic thing. Jeebus cripes, for heavens sake. I’ve never seen such canon rape What’s with all the Aerith hate? All she asked for was a date Oh dear Lila, oh dear Stu, Why don’t you just goddamn screw? Why don’t you just goddamn screw? Why don’t you…? Dreaming of Bartholemew? Oh dear author, get a clue. For goodness’ sake you must be blind. Or maybe just out of your mind. Best thing to do, I think you’ll find, Is leave your hard-on for Tifa behind. But no, there’s chapter twenty-nine Posted to burn these eyes of mine. Something borrowed, something blue. Christ, Lila’s marrying Stu! Amy’s the maid of honour too ...Eew Why don’t you just goddamn screw? Why don’t you just goddamn screw? Why don’t you…? ![]() Members: Hyper-Ballad Materia Thief Mira Cloud's Girl miracle_angel Seii Monogatari Sefie Cloud Gainsborough Rikkulicious Sweet Janie ~Hopeful_Angel~ Kusari Yarou Oddishness Tacofoolio Everchanging Odango Buhon yin-chan |
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| Materia Thief | Mar 5 2005, 12:24 AM Post #2 |
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yet again, today I loved you
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I MUST join! I walked around blindly saying that CloudxAerith were true love. That is, until Lila and Stu showed me the way. We must support them and their pure love! :lol: (BTW, <3 the idea for the club. :D) |
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| Mira | Mar 5 2005, 12:39 AM Post #3 |
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Miss Lurkaholic.
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I want to join this awesome club dedicated to one of my FAVORITE pairings. Their love was so tragic and full of angst that it made me cry... a lot. |
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| Hyper-Ballad | Mar 5 2005, 12:47 AM Post #4 |
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Heroine addict since 1997
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Glad to know that someone else has renounced their evil Cleris ways! Show support for Lila and Stu! LilaxStu forever! Theirloveissopure! Welcome to the club, Materia Thief and Mira! I hope you have fun here! LOL, I think we've all shed tears over Lila and Stu's beautiful moments together... And I love your Yuffie avatar, MT! I think it looks great!
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| Kaldea | Mar 5 2005, 12:55 AM Post #5 |
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fantôme
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*LAUGHS* Sign me up. Hilarity. :lol: |
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| Hyper-Ballad | Mar 5 2005, 01:01 AM Post #6 |
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Heroine addict since 1997
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With pleasure, CG! :lol: |
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| miracle_angel | Mar 5 2005, 01:03 AM Post #7 |
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Unregistered
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ill join even doe i never heard of them!
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| Hyper-Ballad | Mar 5 2005, 01:59 AM Post #8 |
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Heroine addict since 1997
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Lol, check out Seii's MST if you want to know more about our darling Lila and Stu! Be warned, though! :lol: And thanks for joining anyway! Welcome!
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| Seii Monogatari | Mar 5 2005, 02:28 AM Post #9 |
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Fishy McLuv Carp
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Seii *MUST* join!! "Join" she says!! JOINJOINJOIN!!!!!!!!!! By teh way, the original two are here, so they should be added to the charter ... ![]() ![]() *starts making new banners* |
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| Hyper-Ballad | Mar 5 2005, 02:41 AM Post #10 |
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Heroine addict since 1997
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SEII! Great to see you here! You are so added to the members list - you must join! :lol: Welcome!
Ah, the banners that cost me my ovaries... And I say it was worth it, because I still think that they rule. B)
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| Sefie | Mar 5 2005, 03:46 AM Post #11 |
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Eyes of dream-water
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*Gasp* Lila and Stu! FFVII's one true love! Sign me up! |
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| Hyper-Ballad | Mar 5 2005, 04:02 AM Post #12 |
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Heroine addict since 1997
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W00t! I've converted another board member to the path of LilaxStu! ![]() Welcome to the cult, Sefie!
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| Angelic Blue | Mar 5 2005, 06:05 AM Post #13 |
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Advanced Member
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IM A HUGE LILA AND STU FAN SO I MUST JOIN11111 OMG WTF STUPID CLARITHS SHAL SE DA LIGHT AND LOV3 TAHT IS LILA AND STU!11!!11! WTF LOL I CANT BLEIV3 I WAS A S2PID CL3RITH LILA!1!!!!! OMG WTF AND STU FOREV3R!!!!11!!1!1111!!!!!!!!!1 OMG Sign me up... |
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| Hyper-Ballad | Mar 5 2005, 06:08 AM Post #14 |
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Heroine addict since 1997
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After you expressed your love for the LilaxStu pairing so beautifully and eloquently, how could I not sign you up? :lol: Welcome aboard! Consider yourself enlisted!
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| Seii Monogatari | Mar 5 2005, 06:27 AM Post #15 |
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Fishy McLuv Carp
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We'll get them all!! They shall see TEH LIGHT that is Lila and Stu's love!! (And it's blue, by the way, as opposed to pink and red, which are NOT the colors of love, despite what you may have heard ... Angel Tifa told me so!!!) |
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