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Sunday, December 4, 2005; 19 days 'til Christmas
Topic Started: Dec 4 2005, 06:39 AM (1,310 Views)
mychrissy
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Chrissy
:floorrollin: :floorrollin: :floorrollin:
come join us Miss goody two shoes. :whistle:
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sylley2000
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"Nanna, nanna nanna"... so Heather is no help to you at all...looks like you're on your own. That's what you get for trying to bring in reinforcements. However, just watch my dust if Pat shows up...not even my evil twin is a match for that really nice Catholic girl that grew up was it in the bronx?

Those bronx people are really bad news. We once tried to ship a boat through the bronx and the residents shot it from an overhead bridge. :floorrollin:

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mychrissy
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I think she grew up in New Jersey.......
That's ok, when Heather sobers up she'll kick some butt around here. :floorrollin: :floorrollin: :floorrollin:
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sylley2000
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Hey, isn't Nuuu Joosey in the Bronx? Their speech sounds very similar. :floorrollin:

And don't they all come equipped with shot guns? The guy that shot our boat put a hole in it the size of a basketball that ricocheted inside and made even bigger holes.

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mychrissy
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No, Bronx is in New Yawk.........not Nu Joisey :floorrollin: :floorrollin: :floorrollin:
Pat does talk funny though, me, I have a southern accent. :floorrollin:
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sylley2000
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yeah and you're tall too with naturally curly hair! Must be nice! But I'm a giant compared to Pat don't you agree? She's just a dwarf, I'm Santa's helper size which is much much much taller than a dwarf. de plane, de plane ...

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From the Bronx? Who, me? I really am a Jersey girl, born and bred - in the Colonial Town of Westfield. That's really what the sign says :dunno:

Southern accent? Yeah, south Mineola.
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sylley2000
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Where's south Mineola? Are you speaking in tongues?

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mychrissy
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No Sylvia...........no tongues..........Mineola is a town on Long Island, N.Y.......

Sylvia, how many fingers am I holding up? :floorrollin: :floorrollin: :floorrollin:
I"m testing your skills. :whistle: :whistle: :whistle:
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Heather
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Look who's doing the testing!!! :floorrollin: :redcard:

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I think she grew up in New Jersey.......
That's ok, when Heather sobers up she'll kick some butt around here


I was born in Paterson. PATERSON! NJ! much tougher than itsy-bitsy Minnehaha, oops I mean Mineola..(isn't that some knid of tangerine??) An' I am tough! :pistols:
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sylley2000
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hmmm, let me see. One-a, two-a, three-a, am I doing okay? Math even when I'm cold sober never was a strong subject for me. Just ask the physicist I hired as a tutor for alegebra. He talked for more than a hour about the subject and then I said, "Thank you for your detailed explanation about alegebra, but what does it mean when something is in brackets?" :floorrollin:

Hmmm, thank you for your contribution Heather, I knew Minii Ha ha as a child...she collected rags from a horse-driven wagon in my neighbourhood. Notice the 'u' in neighbourhood!

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mychrissy
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Sylvia, you still haven't told me how many fingers I'm holding up? :nono: :nono: :nono: :floorrollin: :floorrollin: :floorrollin:

do you see the line I painted on the sidewalk? I want you to walk heal to toe in a straight line......... don't look down and don't look at your feet. :dance: :dance: :dance:

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sylley2000
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Ossifer, I get dizzy when I do that! What other test do you have that I could pass? And make sure your tests come with bags or you could be velly, velly sorry!

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Heather
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Bags, Sylvia? Do I have to put one over my head? or is it for that whoopsy feeling that is sure to follow all this...?

BTW, Syl, I wish you'd reverse the positions of your Santa sleigh and Merry Christmas. I keep thinking that poor reindeer in the lead is going to crash into the "M". :floorrollin:
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mychrissy
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Stand at attention, feet together, head up, eyes closed, arms extended.......eyes closed alternately with the tip of your finger, touch your nose.....
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And make sure your tests come with bags!

Oh forgot about the bag....Put it over your head. :floorrollin: :floorrollin:

The cop sitting next to me is telling you to do this.......He's sober. :floorrollin:

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