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Redneck Joke (political)
Topic Started: Oct 8 2005, 07:23 AM (84 Views)
Heathertee
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Heather-Central Connecticut
I picked this off another forum quick, before it got deleted.... ;) Danny might appreciate this one.

Red Neck Special Forces


The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500 man
elite fighting unit called the US REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES
(USRSF). These North Carolina, Kentucky, West Virginia,
Mississippi, Missouri, Arkansas, Alabama, Georgia, Texas
and Tennessee boys will be dropped into Iraq and have been
given the following facts about Terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

This mess in Iraq should be over IN A WEEK.
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puli-one
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Heather: We have a friend that is a retired US Marine - if you don't mind I am going to steal this one and forward it, I guarantee it will be in Iraq before midnight. Take care!
Don & Donna
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mychrissy
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Chrissy
Heather, I must have missed this joke when you posted it.
:floorrollin:
Yeah, I think Danny will like it. :)
Chrissy

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