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If Life Gives You A Lemon..
Topic Started: Feb 16 2005, 12:41 AM (83 Views)
BuddyIAm
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If life gives you a lemon..

Make sure you find a friend that life gave Vodka..
"The truth lies in a man's dreams... perhaps in this unhappy world of ours whose madness is better than a foolish sanity."
"Facts are stupid things." - Ronald Regan
"Ideas are more dangerous than guns. We don't let our people have guns. Why should we let them have ideas?" --Josef Stalin
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cmoehle
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Chris - San Antonio TX
If life gives you a lemon...

Squeeze it. Carpe diem.
Politics is the art of achieving the maximum amount of freedom for individuals that is consistent with the maintenance of social order.
--Barry Goldwater
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DanHouck
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Land of Enchantment NM
If life gives you a lemon--make PINK lemonaid. Vodka is hard on the liver, Buddylam! LOL!

On the other hand. . . :)
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mychrissy
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If life gives you a lemon..



...........find another one. There's plenty of men out there. :floorrollin: :floorrollin: :floorrollin: :floorrollin: :floorrollin: :floorrollin:
Chrissy

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sylley2000
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Sylvia, Grand Bend ON
Sell the lemons on e-bay!!! They sell everything there -- and there are always buyers! :floorrollin: :floorrollin: :floorrollin:

Sylvia
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wolfe59
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Didn't take you for a Ron White fan, I like the one where he is talking to the guy on the airplane. The guy asks him if the plane crashes how far do you think they will get, Ron says all the way to the crash site. We will beat the ambulance by about 30 min.
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BuddyIAm
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Great show.. :)
"The truth lies in a man's dreams... perhaps in this unhappy world of ours whose madness is better than a foolish sanity."
"Facts are stupid things." - Ronald Regan
"Ideas are more dangerous than guns. We don't let our people have guns. Why should we let them have ideas?" --Josef Stalin
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Trailblazer
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When life gives you a lemon....

use it as a hand grenade!!!!

When I was a kid, I played army with my brothers in the lemon orchard behind our house, and the lemons were the hand grenades. Look out...they hurt!!! :o :unsure: :eek:
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