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The Baptist Bra
Topic Started: Feb 12 2005, 12:44 PM (76 Views)
CalRed
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A man walked into the Women's Department of Macy's in
> New York City. He told the saleslady "I would like a
> Baptist bra for my wife, size 36B."
> With a quizzical look the saleslady asked? "What kind
> of bra?" He repeated "A Baptist Bra" - She said to
> tell you that he wanted a Baptist Bra, and that you
> would know what she wanted. "Ah, now I remember" said
> the
> saleslady. "We don't get as many requests for them as
> we used to.
>
> Mostly our customers lately want the Catholic bra,
> or the Salvation Army bra, or the Presbyterian type."
> Confused, and a little flustered, the man asked "So,
> what are the differences?" The lady responded. "It is
> all really quite simple. The Catholic type supports
> the masses. The Salvation Army lifts up the fallen,
> the Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright."
>
> He mused on that information for a minute, and
> asked "So, what is the Baptist type for?" They," she
> replied, "make mountains out of molehills."




>
> Bra Sizes: Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D,
> DD, E, F,G, and H are the letters used to define bra
> sizes? If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure
> out what the letters stood for, it is about time you
> became informed!
> {A} Almost Boobs.
> (B} Barely there.
> {C} Can't Complain!
> (D} Dang!
> {DD} Double dang!
> {E} Enormous!
> {F} Fake.
> (G} Get a Reduction.
> {H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up.
Something instead of Nothing?

"I find it quite improbable that such order came out of chaos. There has to be some organizing principle.
God to me is a mystery but is the explanation for the miracle of existence, why there is something instead of nothing."
Alan Sandage

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