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| Tweet Topic Started: Feb 12 2005, 12:44 PM (76 Views) | |
| CalRed | Feb 12 2005, 12:44 PM Post #1 |
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A man walked into the Women's Department of Macy's in > New York City. He told the saleslady "I would like a > Baptist bra for my wife, size 36B." > With a quizzical look the saleslady asked? "What kind > of bra?" He repeated "A Baptist Bra" - She said to > tell you that he wanted a Baptist Bra, and that you > would know what she wanted. "Ah, now I remember" said > the > saleslady. "We don't get as many requests for them as > we used to. > > Mostly our customers lately want the Catholic bra, > or the Salvation Army bra, or the Presbyterian type." > Confused, and a little flustered, the man asked "So, > what are the differences?" The lady responded. "It is > all really quite simple. The Catholic type supports > the masses. The Salvation Army lifts up the fallen, > the Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright." > > He mused on that information for a minute, and > asked "So, what is the Baptist type for?" They," she > replied, "make mountains out of molehills." > > Bra Sizes: Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, > DD, E, F,G, and H are the letters used to define bra > sizes? If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure > out what the letters stood for, it is about time you > became informed! > {A} Almost Boobs. > (B} Barely there. > {C} Can't Complain! > (D} Dang! > {DD} Double dang! > {E} Enormous! > {F} Fake. > (G} Get a Reduction. > {H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up. |
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Something instead of Nothing? "I find it quite improbable that such order came out of chaos. There has to be some organizing principle. God to me is a mystery but is the explanation for the miracle of existence, why there is something instead of nothing." Alan Sandage | |
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| TexasShadow | Feb 12 2005, 01:28 PM Post #2 |
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| Heathertee | Feb 12 2005, 06:32 PM Post #3 |
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