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Silent Treatment; A chuckle
Topic Started: Feb 8 2005, 10:28 PM (78 Views)
Outback Annie
Mojave Desert Yacht Club


A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each

other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day,

he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning

business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and

LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left

it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up,

only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he

was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a

piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It's 5:00 AM. Wake up." Men

are not equipped for these kinds of contests. God may have created man

before woman, but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.
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Cupid
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Outback Annie
Feb 8 2005, 10:28 PM
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment.

OH NO :ohmy: I am on my way ..:bolt:

Wait a minute here, Annie :thinking: you were telling a funny

:kickcan: almost fell for that one
THE LOVE MACHINE
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jrf
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I have a secret confession.

I have known for a long time that there are a lot of things I am not equiped for.

Thats why I bought a MH. I can control the electricity and hide the batteries.

It increases my value.
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sylley2000
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Sylvia, Grand Bend ON
Haven't tried the silent treatments on Haydn, because he would enjoy them too much and would look forward to each of them!!! :floorrollin: :floorrollin: :floorrollin:

Sylvia

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Kate and Ed
Raleigh NC
:floorrollin: :floorrollin:

Excellent Annie.

Kate
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"Patriotism is easy to understand in America; it means looking out for yourself by looking out for your country."

Calvin Coolidge, 30th President of the US
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