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Just Got This Hot Email About A Little Girl
Topic Started: Feb 4 2005, 03:32 PM (129 Views)
cruiser
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A boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent
problem with one of the main computers. He dialed the employee's home phone
number and was greeted with a child's whispered, "Hello?" Feeling put out
at the inconvenience of having to talk to the youngster, the boss asked, "Is
your Daddy home?" "Yes," whispered the small voice. "May I talk with him?"
the man asked. To the surprise of the boss, the small voice whispered, "No."
Wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Mommy there?" Yes,"
came the answer. "May I talk with her?" Again the small voice whispered,
"No." Knowing that it was not likely that a young child would be left home
alone, the boss decided he would just leave a message with the person who
should be there watching over the child. "Is there anyone there besides
you?" the boss asked the child. "Yes," whispered the child, "a policeman."
Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked,
"May I speak with the policeman?" "No, he's busy," whispered the child.
"Busy doing what?" asked the boss. "Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the
Fireman," came the whispered answer. Growing concerned and even worried as
he heard what sounded like a helicopter through the ear piece on the phone,
the boss asked, "What is that noise?" "A hello-copper," answered the
whispering voice. "What is going on there?" asked the boss, now alarmed.
In an awed whispering voice, the child answered, "The search team just
landed the hello-copper." Alarmed, concerned, and more than just a little
frustrated, the boss asked, "What are they searching for?" Still
whispering, the young voice replied along with a muffled giggle, "Me."
Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from a religious conviction.

Blaise Pascal (1623 - 1662)
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Chris - San Antonio TX
Touching story.
Politics is the art of achieving the maximum amount of freedom for individuals that is consistent with the maintenance of social order.
--Barry Goldwater
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Rick ~Poughquag, NY
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*Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming- "Wow!, What a ride!"

*A good friend will bail you out of Jail...A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "Boy, was that fun!"
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Jane
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Chris - San Antonio TX
Beer Belly, fill me in, why's it funny? Seems the story of a kid trapped. What am I missing?
Politics is the art of achieving the maximum amount of freedom for individuals that is consistent with the maintenance of social order.
--Barry Goldwater
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cmoehle
Feb 4 2005, 07:26 PM
Beer Belly, fill me in, why's it funny? Seems the story of a kid trapped. What am I missing?

:ohmy: :scratch: :scratch: :scratch:
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"Kirk to Enterprise - Very funny, Scotty.... now beam down my clothes!"
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cmoehle
Feb 5 2005, 03:26 AM
Beer Belly, fill me in, why's it funny? Seems the story of a kid trapped. What am I missing?

ummm cmoehle...:shhh: she is hiding on her parents

but you did know that right ;)
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cmoehle
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Chris - San Antonio TX
I guess in these days of tsunamis and landslides my thoughts go to trapped. She did giggle, but children are like that. :dunno:

What's funny is how the same words can be taken differently by different people.
Politics is the art of achieving the maximum amount of freedom for individuals that is consistent with the maintenance of social order.
--Barry Goldwater
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Sylvia, Grand Bend ON
I din't get the punch line either...had to assume that perhaps she was hiding in a closet??? And I had to read it a couple of times to make that assumption.

Sylvia
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My first thought when reading this (not here) was; had that little girl been mine, and the story true, she'd better stay hidden if she was smart, because when found she'd have had the tar whaled out of her.
But I do realize it's just a joke. Ha. Ha. Ha.... :P
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corky52
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Really funny till your kids have done it to you! Both of mine pulled similar tricks, ONCE!
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