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| Test Your Wit--Week Ending Feb 5, 2005; Caption this | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Jan 29 2005, 12:47 PM (273 Views) | |
| sylley2000 | Jan 29 2005, 12:47 PM Post #1 |
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Sylvia, Grand Bend ON
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![]() These are the responses from last week's: ![]() Which is the endangered species - "pretty in pink" politicians or, mutant reindeer? Pat Foley Determined to get himself on the endangered species list, Roger, a rare horned hare found in the northern regions of Ontario, disrupted proceedings in The House. Unfortunately, as had been the case for so many years, no one paid any attention. Clayton Miller "There are as rare as Jack-o-lope, but honest men in Parliament do exist." Steve Wlodarczyk I run all my important decisions past the rabbit first before I even vote. Pam Begg And so I move to make Albetra ,Saskatchewan, and Manitoba a national park to protect this rare breed of Jackalopes. Bill Harris I see the latest animal specimen has arrived fron the " Sydney Tar Ponds Area" J.G.Matheson "Read my lips: No New Taxidermy!" Frank Cassano Once more we see proof of how another one of this government's hare-brained schemes gets screwed up! Lionel Hobbs "Well I've reviewed your application to become one of Santa's reindeer but I'm afraid you don't meet the weight requirement". Dana Ménard I gotta quit drinkin before I come in here. Patti and Steve The people decide to breed the rare politician. Edward Woo You know Jack, when you took the desk next to me I gotta admit I was a little dubious, But this is some good work. Rick McDaniel MEMO to all cabinet members: today's show-and-tell is cancelled. Instead, we will discuss things, like taxes, military budget, and other stuff. Norm Ferguson Three senators engage in a passionate discussion about the contribution of the Senate to the Canadian law making process. Mark Delaney, Varennes, Que. Sure is stuffy in here! The Tourism Minister explains his Genetic Engineering for Sport Program: "The stag-rabbit looks just as impressive through a rifle scope, but it's much easier to pack out of the woods!" Stephen Salter Although he realized that he faced ridicule, the Minister for Defence proudly displayed the latest (and very cheap) early warning devices about to be deployed above the Arctic Circle. James Yeo *** I decided to put this test of wit in Soapbox in case responses turn political! Sylvia |
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| Trailblazer | Jan 29 2005, 12:58 PM Post #2 |
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![]() Moose Drool Beer. So good, even the moose love it.
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| cmoehle | Jan 29 2005, 01:15 PM Post #3 |
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Chris - San Antonio TX
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Left: Sumabeeches! Right: Your foaming at the mouth name-calling is pathetic. |
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Politics is the art of achieving the maximum amount of freedom for individuals that is consistent with the maintenance of social order. --Barry Goldwater | |
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| Trailblazer | Jan 29 2005, 01:22 PM Post #4 |
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Oooops. I think I need to change that:![]() Llama Brand Super Lager. So good even llamas love it! |
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| pentax | Jan 29 2005, 07:03 PM Post #5 |
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Kamloops - BC Interior
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"Alright, listen - we'll talk more about it, when you've finished brushing your teeth!" |
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| cmoehle | Jan 29 2005, 07:11 PM Post #6 |
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Chris - San Antonio TX
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"I wouldn't've touched it with a ten foot pole." |
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Politics is the art of achieving the maximum amount of freedom for individuals that is consistent with the maintenance of social order. --Barry Goldwater | |
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| august-alberta | Jan 29 2005, 08:31 PM Post #7 |
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Colleen - Cold Lake Alberta
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mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm! smores! |
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| roz | Jan 30 2005, 09:39 AM Post #8 |
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Roz - Texas
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"Now Ralphie, how many times does Mommy have to tell you, don't chew with you mouth open." |
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| sylley2000 | Jan 30 2005, 09:43 AM Post #9 |
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Sylvia, Grand Bend ON
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"Kiss me sugar lips!" Sylvia |
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| Justine | Jan 30 2005, 02:08 PM Post #10 |
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Oh can we vote? I vote for Colleens . |
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| august-alberta | Jan 30 2005, 02:30 PM Post #11 |
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Colleen - Cold Lake Alberta
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The way to any woman's heart - through marshmallows!
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| Beer Belly | Jan 30 2005, 06:00 PM Post #12 |
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Rick ~Poughquag, NY
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"Got Milk"... :yuck: |
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*Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming- "Wow!, What a ride!" *A good friend will bail you out of Jail...A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "Boy, was that fun!" | |
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| Outback Annie | Jan 31 2005, 10:24 PM Post #13 |
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Mojave Desert Yacht Club
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I have one for the llama photo but I won't type it cause it's rude and I'd hate to ruin my angelic reputation in here.
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| sylley2000 | Feb 1 2005, 10:14 AM Post #14 |
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Sylvia, Grand Bend ON
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Cat's rule, Camel's drool! Sylvia On edit ... or it could be Llama's drool, but it looks more like a camel to me. |
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| sylley2000 | Feb 5 2005, 04:48 PM Post #15 |
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Sylvia, Grand Bend ON
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Captions for this picture from the Globe & Mail: How about we just go to the 7-11 and get ourselves a Slurpee instead, huh? I am never going to share my Starbucks with you again! You always take all the foam! Yeah Leroy ya mix up that Molson's with that Coors and you get one hell of a head on the beer Whiter teeth? I was hoping for fresher breath... "Here try some of this new Moosehead beer, available only in Ontario" "One decaf-cafe Grande Camel Latte to go." A kiss is just a kiss, but honey, I've hit the wall on this one. Look Clarence, I've got Mad Camel Disease! KIDDING! "That, my friend, belongs in a paint can!" *** |
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