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I Wish They Had This Before I Retired.
Topic Started: Jan 22 2005, 02:38 PM (87 Views)
pentax
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Kamloops - BC Interior

http://www.extensor.co.uk/buzzword.php

(and try the "refresh" button)

Man, I could have filled so many cards! :floorrollin: :floorrollin: :floorrollin:




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"Kirk to Enterprise - Very funny, Scotty.... now beam down my clothes!"
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Trailblazer
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How about the word 'impact' in almost every sentence. I'm 'burnt out' on that word! :ohmy:
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brewster
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Didn't see "empowered" anywhere, or "exceeding customer expectations"
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Bow Valley Provincial Park, Kananaskis Country, Alberta
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sylley2000
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Sylvia, Grand Bend ON
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Rightsize the bandwith and talk to the issue for a sanity check about the gating factor for the execution of the customer facing the on board, world class action.

Use reverse engineering to customerize the state of the art onshoring of the vapourware and I'll rubber stamp for closure--it's a win win scenario!!!!!

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I've been to meetings that sound very like that! :floorrollin: :floorrollin: :floorrollin: :floorrollin:

I didn't get to use one of my favourite words in there-- it has to fit ...








In summary: "Gobbleldepoop A++++++"

:P :P :P :P :P

Sylvia
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pentax
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Kamloops - BC Interior
I and my boss were at a 2-day "brainstorming" session (there's another one!), with about 20 people, in the early 90's. Near the end, someone asked the Region Manager (a four-year Wonder from Toronto) about what we could expect to hear after the results of the meeting had been gone over.
He told us: "I promise all of you will receive closed-loop feedback in real-time."

Looking around the room, I could see everyone (like me) thinking;

"HUH???"
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"Kirk to Enterprise - Very funny, Scotty.... now beam down my clothes!"
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Trailblazer
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Liquidated assets




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Product consumption





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Networking





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Radical expansionism





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sylley2000
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Sylvia, Grand Bend ON
:floorrollin: :floorrollin: :floorrollin: :floorrollin:

Sylvia
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mychrissy
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Chrissy
Trailblazer,
Even if you never posted a word, just looking at all the images you download on the threads gives me a great deal of pleasure. :floorrollin: :floorrollin: :floorrollin: :floorrollin: :floorrollin: :floorrollin:
Chrissy

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Little Kopit
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yeah, but the words crack me up!!

:floorrollin: :floorrollin: :floorrollin: :floorrollin: :floorrollin: :floorrollin: :floorrollin: :floorrollin: :floorrollin: :floorrollin:
Lynne
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