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Viagra Jokes
Topic Started: Jan 21 2005, 04:09 PM (115 Views)
sylley2000
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Sylvia, Grand Bend ON
Then there was the man who got his Viagra tablet stuck in his throat and suffered from a stiff neck.

If you're depressed and think you might need Viagra, see a professional. If that doesn't work, see a doctor!

A guy named Dave emailed us that he left his Viagra tablet in his shirt pocket when he sent it to the laundry. Now, his shirt is too stiff to wear.

We received the report today that it is no longer necessary to stake tomatoes. Just dissolve a Viagra tablet in the water and they stand up straight and tall.

Viagra is now being compared to Disneyland - a one-hour wait for a 2-minute ride.

Viagra for Gramps
This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on his coat.
His wife said, "Where are you going?"
He said, "I'm going to the doctor."
And she said, "Why? Are you sick?"
"No," he said. "I'm going to get me some of those new Viagra pills."
So his wife got up out of her rocker and was putting on her sweater and he said, "Where are you going?"
She said, "I'm going to the doctor too."
He said, "Why?"
She said, "If you're going to start using that rusty old thing again, I'm going to get a tetanus shot."

Men taking iron supplements are warned that taking Viagra may cause them to spin around and point north.

Rumor has it that when a truck carrying a load of Viagra slid off into the Ohio River, all the lift bridges suddenly went up.

New plans are being made to raise the Titanic. Experts plan to pump it full of Viagra, and expect it to raise right up.

For years the medical professional has been looking after the ill, to make them better. Now, with Viagra, they're raising the dead!

It's been said that if you take Viagra and Propecia (or use Rogain) at the same time, things work great -- but you look like Don King, afterward.

Unconfirmed but frequent reports tell us that a man who overdosed on Viagra caused the funeral home problems - they couldn't close his coffin lid for 3 days.

Did you hear about the first death from an overdose of Viagra? A man took twelve pills and his wife died.

Sylvia
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mychrissy
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Chrissy
Sylvia, Keep'em coming.......... :floorrollin: :floorrollin: :floorrollin: :floorrollin: :floorrollin: :floorrollin: Funny, funny, funny.
Chrissy

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Trailblazer
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:bow: :thumbup: :laugh:

Good ones!
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sylley2000
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Sylvia, Grand Bend ON
I thought these Viagra jokes might get a rise out of some of you! :floorrollin: :floorrollin: :floorrollin:

Sylvia
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Trailblazer
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:doh: Oh that was bad!
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sylley2000
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Sylvia, Grand Bend ON
Sorry, I'm not a comedian. But I'll try to rise to your hard expectations! :floorrollin: :floorrollin: :floorrollin: :floorrollin:
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mychrissy
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Sylvia,
Pretty soon you'll be ready for the stage. It won't be hard. :floorrollin: :floorrollin: :floorrollin:
Chrissy

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sylley2000
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Sylvia, Grand Bend ON
I may rise to the occassion! :floorrollin: :floorrollin: :floorrollin:

A little soft shoe, do you think? Or something harder?

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Sea Hound
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Sylvia;
How about the guy, landed in the hospital with terrible sunburn.
The doc said"gonna give you a Viagara".
Viagara,what good will that do?
Well, at least it will keep the sheet off your legs!"
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sylley2000
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Let me know if you think that graphic belongs in the Home & Garden, Outdoors, Hobbies & Sports forum and I'll move it? :floorrollin: :floorrollin: :floorrollin: :floorrollin:

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wolfgoddess
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Sylvia. :clap: very good.

:floorrollin: :floorrollin: :floorrollin:
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sylley2000
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This one should maybe go in the Seasonings Forum:

Betcha if Viagra was an ingredient in bread dough, it would be sure to rise.

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Wow ... I had to reduce just the image of it so it would fit on this page!!! :floorrollin: :floorrollin: :floorrollin: :floorrollin:

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wolfgoddess
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:floorrollin: :floorrollin: :floorrollin: oh shut my mouth :floorrollin: :floorrollin:

Sylvia, your on a roll with this stuff :clap:
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TexasShadow
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:D :rolleyes: :ohmy: :thumbup: :dance: :floorrollin: :tiphat:
Posted Image "A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking."
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tomdrobin
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Then there is the one about giving the old timers in the nursing home viagra before bedtime.

Seems it keeps them from rolling over and falling out of bed.
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