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Age Is Such A Great Teacher.; What I want in a man
Topic Started: Jan 12 2005, 03:53 PM (95 Views)
Cornelius
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Just a post from my dw
(just in case you get confused about my sexual preferences)





NOTE: Age is such a great teacher!


What I Want In A Man!


What I Want in a Man, Original List:
1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. Witty
6. In good shape
7. Dresses with style
8. Appreciates finer thing
9. Full of thoughtful surprises
10. An imaginative, romantic lover


What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 42)



1. Nice looking (prefer hair on his head)


2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
4. Listens more than talks
5. Laughs at my jokes
6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
7. Owns at least one tie
8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
10. Seeks romance at least once a week

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 52)

1. Not too ugly (bald head OK)
2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally
4. Nods head when I'm talking
5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
10. Shaves most weekends

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 62)


1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
3. Doesn't borrow money too often
4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting
5. Doesn't retell the same joke too many times
6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
9. Remembers your name on occasion
10. Shaves some weekends


What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 72)


1. Doesn't scare small children


2. Remembers where bathroom is
3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
4. Only snores lightly when asleep
5. Remembers why he's laughing
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
7. Usually wears some clothes
8. Likes soft foods
9. Remembers where he left his teeth
10.. Remembers that it's the weekend

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 82)


1. Breathing
2. Doesn't miss the toilet
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TexasShadow
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Jane
:D :P :rolleyes: :wacko: :thumbup:
Posted Image "A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking."
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MrsS
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Hessia/Germany
The last three ones... :clap: :floorrollin: :floorrollin:


Anneliese
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sylley2000
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Sylvia, Grand Bend ON
I'd settle for doesn't miss the toilet at any age!

Sylvia
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mychrissy
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Chrissy
Too too funny, I needed to laugh, thank you.


But you did have me worried for a minute. :P :P
Chrissy

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Cornelius
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mychrissy
Jan 13 2005, 08:00 PM
Too too funny, I needed to laugh, thank you.


But you did have me worried for a minute. :P :P

I hope it didn't hurt, Chrissy :sweat:
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Banandangees
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sylley2000
Jan 13 2005, 07:28 PM
I'd settle for doesn't miss the toilet at any age!

Sylvia

Sylvia,

Put a sign on the wall above the toilet:

"We aim to please.
You aim too, please."
Banan
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tomdrobin
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Very Funny, but true. Worth repeating.
:clap: :clap: :clap:
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august-alberta
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Colleen - Cold Lake Alberta
I'll be sending that one off to my mom. She and my dad will get a kick out of it as they're both in their 80's.

Thanks Kees! :clap:
Colleen
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