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Chocolate Is Better Than Sex
Topic Started: Nov 8 2004, 08:56 PM (576 Views)
Heathertee
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Chris... :o
You mean, it wasn't you?
;)
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DylansMom
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cmoehle
Nov 9 2004, 01:45 PM
DylansMom
Nov 9 2004, 06:03 AM
To quote from Chris,

Oh my... :blush:  :blush:  :blush:  :blush:

I used only three embarrasseds!

Next thing you know you'll tell all these good people I told you to post the nasty chocolate sex stuff. :nono:

OH, I would NEVER do such a thing, Chris!!! :stooges:
Greg, Dylan & Jasper too!
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Outback Annie
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Is chocolate better than sex?

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corky52
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I don't think it's an either or question. Both in mass quanities!!!!!!!!!!!
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mychrissy
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Chrissy
No need to worry guys, read in "Campfire" generic name for Viagra.
Chrissy

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Trailblazer
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Some people might say chocolate is cheaper than sex too! :laugh: And much safer!

Great thread!!!!

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wolfgoddess
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WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THEN SEX

10) YOU ARE GUARNTEED TO GET A LITTLE SOMETHING IN THE SACK

09) IF YOU GET TIRED, YOU CAN WAIT 10 MIN AND GO AT IT AGAIN

08) THE UGLIER YOU LOOK THE EASIER IT IS TO GET SOME

07) YOU DON'T HAVE TO COMPLAMENT THE PERSON WHO GIVES YOU SOME

O6) IT'S OK WHEN THE PERSON YOU'RE WITH FANTAIZIES YOU'RE SOMEONE ELSE, BECAUSE YOU ARE

05) TWENTY YRS FROM NOW YOU WILL STILL ENJOY CANDY

04) IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT YOU GET, YOU CAN ALWAYS GO NEXT DOOR

03) IT DOESN'T MATTER IF THE KIDS HEAR YOU MOANING AND GROANING

02) LESS GUILT THE MORNING AFTER



AND THE #1 REASON TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THEN SEX



01) YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBOUR HOOD :party: :thumbup:




just got this ....
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mychrissy
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Trailblazer, I think your avatar is great.


Wolfgoddess, that's hysterical- we have had such fun with this chocolate thread.
Chrissy

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DylansMom
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Wolfgoddess, that was Great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :floorrollin:
Greg, Dylan & Jasper too!
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Trailblazer
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wolfgoddess...hilarious!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Thanks mychrissy. I wish I looked like my avatar! :laugh: Oh, to be young again....
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mychrissy
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Trailblazer,
When I look at your avatar I know you have to be a young chickie poo.... :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo:
Chrissy

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Trailblazer
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Young at heart! :yes: Must be all the chocolate we eat! :laugh: We do wander in to candy stores here and there on our travels. :yes:

But sex definitely burns a few more calories :P
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wolfgoddess
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TOP THIRTY REASONS WHY CHOCOLATE IS BETTER THAN SEX

1) You can GET chocolate.

2) "If you love me you'll swallow that"; has real meaning with chocolate.

3) Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.

4) You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.

5) You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.

6) If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind.

7) Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty 141names.

8) The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.

9) You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your work mates.

10) You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.

11) You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.

12) With chocolate there's no need to fake it.

13) Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.

14) You can have chocolate at any time of the month.

15) Good chocolate is easy to find.

16) You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.

17) You are never too young or too old for chocolate.

18) When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbours awake.

19) With chocolate size doesn't matter; it's always good.

20) A chocolate never forgets to tell you they liked you better with long hair.

21) A chocolate never snaps your bra or pinches your bum.

22) Chocolate can stay hard for a week, and satisfies even when it has gone soft.

23) You can safely have chocolate while driving.

24) You can have chocolate on your desk without upsetting your workmates.

25) "If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate.

26) It's easy to find 9 inches of chocolate.

27) Chocolate doesn't make you preggers.

28) You don't have to wait until half-time to talk to your chocolate.

29) You won't find out later that your chocolate is married.

30) You won't find out later that your chocolate is on penicillin.

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there is no end to these... :laugh:
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wolfgoddess
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Funny how just last night Pentax and I were discussing the wounderful taste of chocolate ;) . Finally, we both agreeded and gave into our craving and made an adult choice to indulge. It was very gratifying.
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I can see Pentax right now :shhh:
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cmoehle
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Why you always picking on Mur? I mean, just because he doesn't eat chocolate, criminy!
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