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| Chocolate Is Better Than Sex | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Nov 8 2004, 08:56 PM (576 Views) | |
| Heathertee | Nov 9 2004, 01:20 PM Post #16 |
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Chris...
You mean, it wasn't you?
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| DylansMom | Nov 9 2004, 02:19 PM Post #17 |
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OH, I would NEVER do such a thing, Chris!!! :stooges: |
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| Outback Annie | Nov 9 2004, 02:52 PM Post #18 |
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Is chocolate better than sex? Hmmmm......I'm thinking I'm thinking ![]() |
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| corky52 | Nov 9 2004, 03:28 PM Post #19 |
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I don't think it's an either or question. Both in mass quanities!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| mychrissy | Nov 9 2004, 03:39 PM Post #20 |
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No need to worry guys, read in "Campfire" generic name for Viagra. |
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| Trailblazer | Nov 10 2004, 07:43 PM Post #21 |
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Some people might say chocolate is cheaper than sex too! :laugh: And much safer! Great thread!!!!
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| wolfgoddess | Nov 11 2004, 09:46 PM Post #22 |
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WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THEN SEX 10) YOU ARE GUARNTEED TO GET A LITTLE SOMETHING IN THE SACK 09) IF YOU GET TIRED, YOU CAN WAIT 10 MIN AND GO AT IT AGAIN 08) THE UGLIER YOU LOOK THE EASIER IT IS TO GET SOME 07) YOU DON'T HAVE TO COMPLAMENT THE PERSON WHO GIVES YOU SOME O6) IT'S OK WHEN THE PERSON YOU'RE WITH FANTAIZIES YOU'RE SOMEONE ELSE, BECAUSE YOU ARE 05) TWENTY YRS FROM NOW YOU WILL STILL ENJOY CANDY 04) IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT YOU GET, YOU CAN ALWAYS GO NEXT DOOR 03) IT DOESN'T MATTER IF THE KIDS HEAR YOU MOANING AND GROANING 02) LESS GUILT THE MORNING AFTER AND THE #1 REASON TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THEN SEX 01) YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBOUR HOOD :thumbup: just got this .... |
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| mychrissy | Nov 12 2004, 01:34 AM Post #23 |
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Trailblazer, I think your avatar is great. Wolfgoddess, that's hysterical- we have had such fun with this chocolate thread. |
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| DylansMom | Nov 12 2004, 06:01 AM Post #24 |
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Wolfgoddess, that was Great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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| Trailblazer | Nov 12 2004, 09:16 AM Post #25 |
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wolfgoddess...hilarious!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Thanks mychrissy. I wish I looked like my avatar! :laugh: Oh, to be young again.... |
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| mychrissy | Nov 12 2004, 09:19 AM Post #26 |
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Trailblazer, When I look at your avatar I know you have to be a young chickie poo.... :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: |
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| Trailblazer | Nov 12 2004, 09:35 AM Post #27 |
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Young at heart!
Must be all the chocolate we eat! :laugh: We do wander in to candy stores here and there on our travels.
But sex definitely burns a few more calories
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| wolfgoddess | Nov 13 2004, 01:31 PM Post #28 |
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TOP THIRTY REASONS WHY CHOCOLATE IS BETTER THAN SEX 1) You can GET chocolate. 2) "If you love me you'll swallow that"; has real meaning with chocolate. 3) Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft. 4) You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to. 5) You can have chocolate even in front of your mother. 6) If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind. 7) Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty 141names. 8) The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate. 9) You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your work mates. 10) You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped. 11) You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate. 12) With chocolate there's no need to fake it. 13) Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant. 14) You can have chocolate at any time of the month. 15) Good chocolate is easy to find. 16) You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle. 17) You are never too young or too old for chocolate. 18) When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbours awake. 19) With chocolate size doesn't matter; it's always good. 20) A chocolate never forgets to tell you they liked you better with long hair. 21) A chocolate never snaps your bra or pinches your bum. 22) Chocolate can stay hard for a week, and satisfies even when it has gone soft. 23) You can safely have chocolate while driving. 24) You can have chocolate on your desk without upsetting your workmates. 25) "If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate. 26) It's easy to find 9 inches of chocolate. 27) Chocolate doesn't make you preggers. 28) You don't have to wait until half-time to talk to your chocolate. 29) You won't find out later that your chocolate is married. 30) You won't find out later that your chocolate is on penicillin. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- there is no end to these... :laugh: |
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| wolfgoddess | Nov 13 2004, 01:47 PM Post #29 |
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Funny how just last night Pentax and I were discussing the wounderful taste of chocolate
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| cmoehle | Nov 13 2004, 03:28 PM Post #30 |
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Why you always picking on Mur? I mean, just because he doesn't eat chocolate, criminy! |
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:thumbup:
Must be all the chocolate we eat! :laugh: We do wander in to candy stores here and there on our travels.

10:56 AM Jul 13