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| Chocolate Is Better Than Sex | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Nov 8 2004, 08:56 PM (575 Views) | |
| DylansMom | Nov 8 2004, 08:56 PM Post #1 |
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15 Reasons Why Choclate Is Better Than Sex 1.You can GET chocolate. 2.Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft. 3.You can safely have chocolate while you are driving. 4.You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to. 5.You can have chocolate even in front of your mother. 6.Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names. 7.The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate. 8.You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your work mates. 9.You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped. 10.With chocolate there's no need to fake it. 11.You can have chocolate at any time of the month. 12.You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle. 13.You are never too young or too old for chocolate. 14.When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors awake 15.With chocolate size doesn't matter; it's always good (thanks Chris!!!!! These are great! ) |
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| PRT | Nov 8 2004, 09:07 PM Post #2 |
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Also - chocolate doesn't make you pregnant - just makes you look that way
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| mychrissy | Nov 8 2004, 09:12 PM Post #3 |
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I'm exhausted, I've had chocolate all night.
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| DylansMom | Nov 8 2004, 09:14 PM Post #4 |
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Oh, Chrissy, you are one lucky woman!
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| kajtek1 | Nov 8 2004, 09:15 PM Post #5 |
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Well I am too old for .... chocolate. At this age metabolism will leave too much of it in some places. Sex on the other hand ............... |
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| DylansMom | Nov 8 2004, 09:18 PM Post #6 |
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But Kaj, if you have enough of one, you can still have plenty of the other!
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| cmoehle | Nov 8 2004, 09:38 PM Post #7 |
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Oh, my!
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| mychrissy | Nov 9 2004, 04:42 AM Post #8 |
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Never too old for chocolate................... :cheering: :cheering: :cheering: |
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| corky52 | Nov 9 2004, 04:50 AM Post #9 |
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Chocolate syrup offers all kinds of possibilities! |
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| DylansMom | Nov 9 2004, 06:03 AM Post #10 |
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To quote from Chris, Oh my...
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| mychrissy | Nov 9 2004, 07:25 AM Post #11 |
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WOWzer............... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: |
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| Heathertee | Nov 9 2004, 08:56 AM Post #12 |
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Sorry, everyone, I'm on a diet.... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: |
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| olstuf | Nov 9 2004, 11:42 AM Post #13 |
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I am getting too old for chocolate too. My favorite song is "Memories". My previous favorite song was "Once a day, all day long". But I can't eat that much chocolate anymore.
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| kajtek1 | Nov 9 2004, 12:44 PM Post #14 |
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That's how you can tell the sex differences. No man is ever having enough of sex. Sometime "technical" difficulties might be a problem. That's what the blue pill is for? |
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| cmoehle | Nov 9 2004, 12:45 PM Post #15 |
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I used only three embarrasseds! Next thing you know you'll tell all these good people I told you to post the nasty chocolate sex stuff.
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