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| Area 51 News Release !; Alien mystery solved ! ! ! ! | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Sep 14 2006, 12:52 PM (140 Views) | |
| John Harrelson | Sep 14 2006, 12:52 PM Post #1 |
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Many have heard the story that on July 8, 1947, witnesses claim an unidentified object with five aliens aboard crashed on a sheep and cattle ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico. This is a well known incident that many say has long been covered up by the US Air Force and the federal government.?? What you may NOT know that in the month of March 1948, exactly nine months after that historic day, Albert Arnold Gore, Jr.; Hillary Rodham Clinton; John F. Kerry; William Jefferson Clinton; Howard Dean; Nancy Pelosi; Dianne Feinstein; Charles E. Schumer; and Barbara Boxer ..... were born. Most Americans believe this piece of information has now cleared up a lot of things about that day in 1948. |
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| cmoehle | Sep 14 2006, 04:04 PM Post #2 |
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Panspermia has long been known to produce 9-tuplets. |
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Politics is the art of achieving the maximum amount of freedom for individuals that is consistent with the maintenance of social order. --Barry Goldwater | |
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| DocInBird | Sep 15 2006, 12:23 AM Post #3 |
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That's nice, but Bill Clinton was born in August of 1946. Howard Dean was born in November of 1948. Al Gore was born in March, Hillary was born in October of '47, etc. Again, Karl Rove didn't bother to check facts. |
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--doc Just Doc and Orson (German Shepherd) wandering around North America. | |
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| cmoehle | Sep 15 2006, 04:55 AM Post #4 |
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But, Doc, that's the cover up, those random dates. |
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| DocInBird | Sep 15 2006, 06:05 AM Post #5 |
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Ohhhhh. I hadn't thought about that.... |
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--doc Just Doc and Orson (German Shepherd) wandering around North America. | |
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| ngc1514 | Sep 15 2006, 07:58 AM Post #6 |
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But.... George W. Bush was born 11 months BEFORE Roswell. I think we can accept the Roswell Incident took place after the aliens had switched the real Bush baby and one of the children from the planet Moron. Babies need a brief time on earth before they can be safely transported to other planets. The 11 month interval was the recommended period according to the celestial Dr. Spock's "Guide to Alien Rearing." The real Bush, as adept at screwing things up at 11 months as his Moronic replacement is today while sitting in the White House, played with the saucer controls causing it to crash in the Southwest. |
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