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The Point System; (keeping a woman happy)
Topic Started: Aug 31 2006, 07:26 AM (191 Views)
JohnMaier
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John -- Delhi NY Western.Catskill Mts.
There was a discussion on yesterday's thread about keeping a woman happy, ...I came across today....the point system explained:

Make women happy - Demerit Point System explained
In the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy.

Do something she likes, and you get points.

Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted.

You don't get any points for doing something she expects.

Sorry, that's the way the game is played.

Here is a guide to the points system:

SIMPLE DUTIES

* You make the bed ....................+1

* You make the bed, but forget to add the decorative pillows.... 0

* You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets...................-1

* You leave the toilet seat up.............-5

* You replace the toilet paper roll when it is empty............ 0

* When the toilet paper roll is barren, you resort to Kleenex...-1

* When the Kleenex runs out you use the next bathroom...........-2

* You go out to buy her extra-light panty liners with wings.....+5

* in the snow...............+8

* but return with beer..........-5

* and no liners....................-25

* You check out a suspicious noise at night....... 0

* You check out a suspicious noise and it is nothing............ 0

* You check out a suspicious noise and it is something..........+5

* You pummel it with a six iron...........+10

* It's her cat.........................-40

HER BIRTHDAY

* You take her out to dinner................ 0

* You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar....+1

* Okay, it is a sports bar..........-2

* And it's all-you-can-eat night....-3

* It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted the colors of your favorite team......-10

A NIGHT OUT WITH THE BOYS

* Go with a pal.........................+5

* The pal is happily married............+4

* Or frighteningly single...............-7

* And he drives a Ferrari...............-10

* With a personalized license plate (GR8 NBED)........-15

A NIGHT OUT WITH HER

* You take her to a movie...............+2

* You take her to a movie she likes.....+4

* You take her to a movie you hate......+6

* You take her to a movie you like......-2

* It's called Death Cop 3...............-3

* Which features Cyborgs that eat humans....-9

* You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans.....-15

YOUR PHYSIQUE

* You develop a noticeable pot belly.............-15

* You develop a noticeable pot belly & exercise to get rid of it...............................+10

* You develop a noticeable pot belly and resort to loose jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts.......-30

* You say, "It doesn't matter, you have one too."......-800 (my personal favorite) :floorrollin:

THE BIG QUESTION (a no win question)

* She asks, "Do I look fat?"

* You hesitate in responding.....-10

* You reply, "Where?"............-35

* Any other response.............-20

COMMUNICATION

When she wants to talk about a problem:

* You listen, displaying a concerned expression...... 0

* You listen, for over 30 minutes....................+5

* You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV..................................+100

* She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep....-200
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mychrissy
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JohnM, that's great, haven't seen that one before.
Don't think the men are going to score too high. :floorrollin: :floorrollin: :floorrollin:
Chrissy

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cmoehle
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Chris - San Antonio TX
I figure losing points to her is gaining points for me! :tiphat:
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John Harrelson
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As Larry the cable guy would say..

"I don't care who you are,, that theres funny"

John
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jrf
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A husband and wife go to a counselor after 15 years of marriage.
The counselor asks them what the problem is, and the wife goes
into a tirade, listing every single problem they have ever had
in the 15 years they've been married. She goes on and on and on.
Finally, the counselor gets up, goes around the desk, embraces
the woman, and kisses her passionately. The woman shuts up and
sits quietly in a daze.

The counselor turns to the husband. "That, sir, is what your wife
needs at least three times a week. Can you do that?"

The husband says, "I can bring her in on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays I go fishing
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Newarts
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Actually the rules are:

1) Do something she likes, and you get points.

2) Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted.

Beware! she does NOT like your NOT doing something she expects and points will be deducted.

Unfortunately, once you do something she likes, she expects it.

Deeper and deeper we dig.
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mychrissy
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Chrissy
Oh come on, we're not that bad. :whistle:
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