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The Ring
Topic Started: Aug 21 2006, 09:25 PM (91 Views)
wolfgoddess
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Ring Chips
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An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store
one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his
side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special
ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through
his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring and showed it
to him.

The old man said, "I don't think you understand, I
want something very special."

At that statement, the jeweler went to his special
stock and brought another ring over. "Here's a
stunning ring at only $40,000", the jeweler said. The
young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled
with excitement. The old man seeing this said, "We'll
take it."

The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the
old man stated, by check. "I know you need to make
sure my check is good, so I'll write it now and you can
call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I'll pick
the ring up Monday afternoon," he said.

Monday morning, a very teed-off j eweler phoned the old
man. "There's no money in that account."

"I know", said the old man, "but can you imagine the
weekend I had?"

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wylifox
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:floorrollin: :floorrollin: :floorrollin: That was a good one.
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jrf
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Darn, I wish I would have read that Friday. There was a jewelry sale at the mall and all I bought was pajamas.

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Next time I go out for flannel, I'm gonna check out the glitter to match.
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