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Rush Jokes
Topic Started: Jun 28 2006, 06:26 PM (115 Views)
cmoehle
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Chris - San Antonio TX
Rush Limbaugh Jokes About Viagra Find
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Limbaugh joked about the search on his radio show Tuesday, saying Customs officials didn't believe him when he said he got the pills at the Clinton Library and he was told they were blue M&Ms. He later added, chuckling: "I had a great time in the Dominican Republic. Wish I could tell you about it."



So do comedians: Late-night comics Rush to Limbaugh story:
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Both Conan O'Brien and Jay Leno joked about the incident on their respective programs last night and this morning.

"Airport security found a bottle of Viagra in Rush Limbaugh's luggage, so they held him up for three hours," O'Brien said. "Let's all say the punch line together, shall we? So they held him up for three hours, and then the Viagra held him up for another three hours."

Leno uncorked at least five jokes about the saga:

# "Well, it's Tuesday, or as Rush Limbaugh calls it, 'hump day.'"

# "That was my favorite story, Rush 'Limp-baugh' was detained for more than three hours at the Palm Beach airport after officials found a bottle of Viagra in his possession with someone else's name on it. How ironic is that? The one Republican with a plan to get cheap prescription drugs and they try to arrest him. It doesn't seem fair."

# "Airport officials said they first got suspicious when they noticed Rush couldn't keep his tray table down."

# "Here's an interesting fact. Did you know this? Even when Rush Limbaugh is on Viagra, he still 'leans to the right.'"

# "What is it with Republicans and Viagra? First Bob Dole, he was doing the ads for Viagra. Now they got Rush Limbaugh. Say what you will about Bill Clinton, but the man was always there to answer the call, ladies and gentlemen."
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ngc1514
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I understand the problem was the script for the Viagara was not Rush's. Someone commented it was actually Ann Coulter's prescription.

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teryt
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Look, this is all about nothing except a misunderstanding. Rush said he told his doctor something about needing "help with the election." Very simple!
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cmoehle
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"I'm still trying to find out how Bob Dole's luggage got on my airplane," Rush said on his show.
Politics is the art of achieving the maximum amount of freedom for individuals that is consistent with the maintenance of social order.
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