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Media Bias - - Naw!
Topic Started: Feb 11 2006, 06:00 PM (115 Views)
CalRed
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The Pope is visiting Washington, D.C., and President Bush takes him
out for an afternoon on the Potomac, sailing on the Presidential
yacht, the Sequoia. They're admiring the sights when, all of a
sudden, the Pope's hat (zucchetto) blows off his head and out into
the water.

The Secret Service guys start to launch a boat, but President Bush
waves them off, saying, "Wait, wait. I'll take care of this. Don't
worry."

President Bush then steps off the yacht onto the surface of the
water and; walks out to the Holy Father's little hat, bends over
picks it up, then walks back to the yacht and climbs aboard. He
hands the hat to the Pope amid stunned silence.

The next morning, the headlines in the New York Times, Boston
Globe, Atlanta Constitution, Washington Post, Boston Herald,
Buffalo News, Houston Chronicle, Milwaukee Sentinel-Journal,
Minneapolis Tribune, Denver Post, Albuquerque Journal, Los Angeles
Times and San Francisco Chronicle all proclaim:

"Bush Can't Swim!"
Something instead of Nothing?

"I find it quite improbable that such order came out of chaos. There has to be some organizing principle.
God to me is a mystery but is the explanation for the miracle of existence, why there is something instead of nothing."
Alan Sandage

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TexasShadow
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Jane
:spin: :) :tiphat: :clap:
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cmoehle
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Chris - San Antonio TX
That's a good one. Think it was first told about Kennedy. :floorrollin:
Politics is the art of achieving the maximum amount of freedom for individuals that is consistent with the maintenance of social order.
--Barry Goldwater
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brewster
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How would Fox News Report it?

"Pope blown away by Washington"?
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campingken
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90% of the media is owned by 5 companies that are lead by conservatives. The right needs something else to blame for their failures. Why not appoint a minister of propoganda?

Newspaper's should be reporting that the happy and grateful Iraqi's have all joined the Republican Party, North Korea & Iran have given us their nukes, and Bush's approval rating is above 100%.

NEVER let facts get in the way of the way you want things to be....

Ken

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cmoehle
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Chris - San Antonio TX
But studies have shown the media--including Fox, surprise, surprise--is liberally biased.
Politics is the art of achieving the maximum amount of freedom for individuals that is consistent with the maintenance of social order.
--Barry Goldwater
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