The adventures of Idiot, the "So-called" trainer!

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The adventures of Idiot, the "So-called" trainer!; The whole series.
Topic Started: Feb 10 2007, 02:50 PM (648 Views)
Arctic Master	Feb 12 2007, 06:50 PM Post #61
The ice cold Pokémon trainer Posts: 101 Group: Members Member #27 Joined: February 9, 2007	Chapter 18: Kidnapped!! Outside the Monochrome dome, at 6:30 a.m., stood the evil guys (I forgot how to spell "villans") we all know too well. Vladimir, Lue and Lauren. They look as though they want to go in but they need a good reason too. "I say, you go in!" Vlad said to Lue. "No, she goes in first!" Lue points to Lauren, next. "What?! You're the boss! You go in!" Lauren adds. "No, no! That would be very dishonerable! You guys go in first and the I'll go in!" Vlad continued. The two of them scoff. "Fine... but we're getting paid overtime for this, right?" They both said. Vlad is already running to a nearby bush. "Sorry! Can't hear ya!" and jumps into the bush, Vlad goes. "I think this is suicide going into a tournament like this. For example, if they decide to mass attack us with all their pokémon, we don't stand a chance," Lauren said. "I feel the same way, but what are we to do? We can't just walts in and say "We're Team Exile! Give us all you're pokémon and move quietly to a corner or else we'll pound you with our low leveled Dragon pokémon!" That's just being plain stupid," Lue explained. "Are you guys in there yet? I think a twig's going up my butt!" Vlad shouts from the bushes. "We could get jobs and wait for the perfect moment to swipe thier pokémon," Lauren suggests. "And remake a Team Rocket cutscene? Forget it. It's bad enough they already tried to have a lawsuit on our sorry keisters for remaking that giant miltank and blasting off because that Idiot's Rayquaza blew us up to kingdom come," Lue continues. "Helllllllllooooooooooooooo? Getting a cramp over here!" Vlad shouts fom the bushes again. "Well, now what? The boss is ready and we have no plan," Lue sighs, "Guess we have to run in there like suicidal maniacs and get mass pummeled by each of the trainer's pokémon..." Both of them anime Sweatdroplets. "Guess so..." Lauren finished. They both take out pokéballs, call out their pokémon and run in there, shouting "Alluan Akba!" and then stop to the realization that no one woke up yet. It's only 6:45 a.m. I mean, it be a little more embarressing if it was 5 in the morning and every trainer stared at the two with bloodshot eyes, as if they were annoyed as ever and they just pissed them off even more but not a soul was around the front desk, not even Nurse Joy. "What? You mean to tell me that the whole place was empty and we wasted that suicidal dive of almost killing ourselves for nothing?!" Lue shouts. It echos through the hall. Luckily, no one heard it. His Shellgon withdraws in his shell. "Well, that was a waste of time," Lauren said. Her Vibrava floats back down, bored again. Vlad sneaks down to the corner of the door. "Is the coast clear?" "No, there's rabid Growlithe everywhere and police officers are right behind you ready to take you down, OF COURSE THE COAST IS CLEAR!!" Lauren shuts her mouth. There's a moment of silence and the three take a deep breath. "Geez, that's all you had to say..." Vlad said. "Let's just find this Rayquaza, swipe it off that Idiot and get on with our lives already," Lue said. They move swiftly down the hall, through some bedrooms, taking peeks here and there. Lue ended up blushing, seeing one of the girl in the rooms g-(O_o! Censors!!!) and Lauren ended up smacking the crud outta him for looking and not focusing on the mission. Then they both ended up whapping Vlad over the head for doing the same. What perverts... Anyways, after much searching, they reach Idiot's room. "Here's the fool's room," said Lauren. "I think I see his pokéballs on that table, I'm going to make a reach for it," Lue said. "After this, let's make a mad dash and rule this stupid planet," Vlad said. Gee, thanks for stating the obvious, losers. Well, Lue makes a reach for the pokéballs but they had to stop. Jennifer was waking up and they ended up having to pull Lue back before he got noticed. "Change of plans!" Vlad whispers, "If we can't steal Rayquaza, we'll hold the idiot's girlfriend for ransom until he gives it up! Bwa-ha-ha-ha, I'm too smart for my own good!" "So, who's got the rope again?" Lue asks, silently. "I got it!" Lauren shouted, quietly. In the room, Jennifer was ready to wake up Idiot when the three crooks barged in, jumping ontop of Jennifer and making a loud bump. The bump shook up Idiot and he just turned around and went back to sleep. Luckily, they were able to gag Jennifer before she was able to shout "Help!" and wake up Idiot. They tied her arms around her back and tied her up by the upper abdomenal area. Vlad wrote a note, which wasn't very legible, grabbed some of Idiot's pokéballs, missing the one Rayquaza is in, and the three crooks made a mad dash out of the back door before anyone was able to realize what just happened. But, one... err.. ghost pokémon knew and it happened to be Alex's Misdreavous. The misdreavous went into a panic and flew into Alex's room, waking Alex up in a crazed shouting, trying to explain what happened. "Uuh... Mischief, I don't have time.... wake me up in about five more minutes..." Misdreavous went mad! She ended up having to use Screech to wake up Alex. She woke up a few nearby bedroom neighbors as well. "Mischief! I'm trying to get some..." Alex started to shout but then noticed that Misdreavous isn't being funny this time. What I mean by "this time" is... Back in time... Misdreavous pushes a little pokéball to Alex. "Aaaw, is this for me?" Alex asks, picking it up. The pokéball image melts away and it shows a bomb, which blows up in Alex's face. Luckily, it was full of whipped cream. Misdreavous laughs. "Mischiiieeef!!" Alex shouts. Time later... Misdreavous floats over to Alex and her unused baby pokémon, Azurill. Misdereavous makes a funny face, making them both laugh, then she makes a scary face and scares Azurill, making her cry. Misdreavous laughs again. "Mischiiiiiiieeef!!!" Alex shouts again. Even more time later... Misdreavous pulls the bomb trick again, but on another trainer. Alex was quick to notice and managed to swipe the bomb from the trainer, after much unneeded hassle with the other trainer. "Ha!" Alex shouts. The other trainer makes a pout face. Then the bomb of whipped cream blows up in Alex's face again. Both Misdreavous and the other trainer is laughing their butts off, slapping their knees(Well, the trainer anyways). "Mischiiiieeeeeeff!!" Alex shouts in a booming voice. Present.... Misdreavous keeps on trying to make gestures with her stubby hands but to no avail, Alex doesn't understand. Misdreavous ends up stretching her face to make it look like Vlad's from Team Exile, then makes a cheezy evil laugh. Misdreavous then stretches her face to make it look like Jennifer's. She then makes a "Help!" movement with the face and shakes it off. Alex gasps. "Oh-no!" Alex quickly gets dressed and runs to Mark's room. She shakes him violently, still shaking him unawaringly, after he wakes up. "W-wh-ha-at-t's go-oi-in-ng o-on?" Mark said, being shaken. Alex finally realizes herself overdoing the whole shaking bit but the message still comes out in shock. "Jennifer's been kidnapped!" Alex shouts. "WHAT?!" Mark shouts. Meanwhile... Idiot gets up automaticly, rolling over, wondering why Jennifer hasn't tried to wwake him up yet. He rolls over, out of bed, gets dressed slowly and painfully and notices he notices that some of his pokémon was missing. After getting dressed and looking all over the room, Mark and Alex barges into the room, out of breath. "Whoa, what happened, you guys?" "Vlad's...back," said an out of breath Mark. "And...he's...got...Jennifer," Alex said, out of breath. "And here's a note, by my pokéballs I just found," Idiot said, then starts to read it but it's almost illegible "....Agh! I can't read a blasted thing!" "Let me try. I'm good with reading illegible text," Mark said. He takes the note from Idiot then reads it aloud," 'If you ever want to see your ~~stupid~~ girlfriend again, go to the place where ~~I had recieved Rayquaza the second last time and he toasted me~~ I had almost got away with controlling Pearl city. And don't bring any cops or tough trainers that'll mop the floor with me, or attack us with your pokémon or else we're going to do something really not kind to your girlfriend. You're worst nightmare, -Vlad P.S. can you also bring some doughnuts? We're starving over here!'" "That's not fair! He didn't even tell us which doughnuts they wanted!" Idiot said. "Forget the doughnuts! How are you suppose to prepare for the tournament AND get Jennifer back?" Alex asks. "Well, I don't know..." Idiot said, "And we don't want to worry Ryan and Claudia..." An idea struck Mark, "I just sprung an idea!" Mark shouts. And they talk through this. Meanwhile.... The three knuckleheads with Jennifer are still holding her hostage. "Just how long are you going to keep this up?" Jennifer asks. "As long as it takes, sweetheart," Lauren said. "Until we get Rayquaza, you ain't going anywhere. Those pokéballs Vlad took didn't even have Rayquaza in them so we're going to wait until you're boyfriend gets it to us," Lue said. "But that's not right! You kidnap me to get a pokémon! That's some plan you got there," Jennifer continues to rant on about the plan failing. "Y'know, we should have kept her mouth shut. She's talking waaaaaay too much and it's getting on my nerves," Lue grabs the tape. "Patients, my lackies," Vlad said as Lue tapes Jennifer's mouth shut, "Once we get ahold of Rayquaza, We'll show these morons what true fear is about!" Vlad laughs, maniacally. Later that day, back at the stadium... "Okay, I'm off. Wish me good luck!" Idiot said and flies off on Rayquaza and wings it to the sky. The plan wasn't full proof but Idiot was sure it would work. Now, the stalling process of Idiot's match. "Idiot appears to be absent at the moment but instead of waiting on him, we'll show a match between two of the Legendary Trainers!" Scott said. Mark and Lenny jump down from the balcony. "Oh, yeah, this one's gonna be good," Lenny said, with a smirk. "I'm gonna enjoy beating the snot outta you, yet again, Lenny!" Mark remarks. "This will be a three on three match. First one to knock out the other side's pokémon wins!" said the referee. Lenny takes out a pokéball with a little fire incantation on it. "We'll see who beats the snot outta who!" Lenny said. Mark takes out a blue top pokéball. The two line up and throw out their pokéballs. Out comes Dewgong and Charizard. Meanwhile... When Idiot got to the old base, where Vlad got toasted by Rayquaza's flamethrower, he knocks on the door and backs away. The door opens quickly and two arms aim to grab Idiot but he was too far away. "Huh?!" Lue looks up and sees Idiot, "Hey! The whole plan was to catch you too! Get over here!" Lue shouts over to Idiot. "No, you guys get out here and bring Jennifer with you!" Idiot shouts back. Lue mutters to himself and then goes back inside. A few minutes later, the three come back out and has Jennifer, hands tied behind her back , mouth still taped and all the pokéballs that were stolen from both Idiot and Jennifer are in her sleeveless hoodie pocket. "First hand over Rayquaza! Or better yet, show me you have him with you!" Vlad shouts. "Fine," Idiot puts his hands behind his back and calls out Rayquaza. "Yes... you have him... Now give him over!" Vlad shouts again. Idiot recalls Rayquaza, hands still behind his back. "First, give me Jennifer!" Idiot shouts. Lue, the one holding Jennifer, gives her a push. Idiot, tending to any injuries she may have had with her stay with Vlad and company, drops the pokéball and picks up Jennifer. Vlad makes a mad dash for the pokéball on the ground and the other two are right behind him. Their plan was a sucess! Idiot swipes off the tape from Jennifer's mouth. "Ow!" Jennifer cries out in pain. In the other hand, there's a glint in Vlad's eye. "You...Fool!!! The world and everything around me belongs to me now!!!" Vlad laughs maniacally, calls out Rayquaza but the ball is empty. "Hahahahuh?!" "So long and thanks for giving back my girlfriend, Ya nitwits!" Idiot stands straight, so does Jennifer, now untied, they salute and hi-tail it the other way. "What are you guys doing?! Get them!!" Vlad shouts. The two follow Idiot and Jennifer. "They're gaining! Fast!" Jennifer said, looking back. "This'll lost those numbnuts," Idiot said, holding Rayquaza's actual pokéball, calls him out and jumps on. Idiot puts a hand towards to Jennifer. Jennifer trips but just barely caught onto Idiot's hand. Afterwards, they started towards the clouds, where they almost got away but... "Aww crud! They got away..." Lue said, kicking the ground. "Well, best go back to Vl-" Before Lauren could finish her sentence, their pokémon, Vibrava and Shellgon popped out of their pokéballs and started to, for no reason at all, evolve. They now had a Salamence and Flygon. "Well, not what I had in mind, but I'll take it!" Lue said, quickly, jumping on Salamence's back. Lauren does the same with Flygon. "Follow those two!" They said, and they started to fly off, following them. In the sky... "You think we lost them?" Idiot asks. Jennifer looks back and Flamethrower attacks sing their clothes on the sides. "I think not!" Jennifer shouts. The two merciliessly commanded flamethrower attacks, Some of them hit and most of them missed. But then it was this particular one that made this situation even more critical. The one that caused a burn. "Oh crud! Rayquaza's burned!" Jennifer noted where the Flamethrower almost hit her leg where the burn mark is. "Then I guess we're going to fight back! Rayquaza! Extreme speed!" Before Rayquaza attacked, Idiot managed to shout to Jennifer, "Hold on tight!" Rayquaza swiftly attacks Both pokémon but they still stand, and they look pretty mad. "Salamence, Crunch at Rayquaza's side!" Lue commanded. "Flygon! Do the same!" Rayquaza was weakening because of the burn. And with the two pokémon crunching at his side, the situation's getting worse. Jennifer was about to use her Pokénav and call Alex or someone for help but then she remembers that she forgot to get her pokénav off her dresser. "Rayquaza, Outrage!" The attack was really effective on knocking Salamence and Flygon back but then Rayquaza ended up confusing himself, and the burn steadily pinching away his energy even more. In time, Rayquaza started to wobble while flying, and the Monochrome dome is just barely in sight, but then again, so are the persistant dragon riders behind him. "Salamence!" Lue started. "Flygon!" Lauren said. "Flamethrower attack!" They both said. The attacks combine and this was enough to get Rayquaza off his wing. The desent starts and Jennifer and Idiot are taking the tumble down. Jennifer calls out her own Salamence but she can't support the weight of both of them and even if she could, both of them couldn't jump on in time. Idiot nudged Jennifer onto her Salamence and took the fall with Rayquaza. "IDIOT!!" Jennifer cried out, hand towards him. He seemed unconcious. Jennifer realized that she wasn't going to get far enough to reach the Monochrome dome in time before she gets hit with another attack before she gets there. So she and her Salamence make a landing. "Alright! I think we got them this time!" Lue shouts out. Jennifer hears them. She doesn't know what to do. Idiot manages to recall Rayquaza before going unconcious but... "Oh double crud!" Jennifer said, seeing Vlad just barely catching up with them on riding on one of the Houndoom and a pack of them following. Jennifer backs away. They're just after Idiot but Jennifer quickly grabs him and plays Army dodgeball while trying to dodge the Flamethrowers and close encounters with being bitten by the Houndoom. Due to her clumsiness, she trips, a eighth away from being in the clearing. Idiot landed in the clearing but Jennifer ended up still stuck in the brush. Before she could get back up, the Houndoom surround her, snarling, and she knew she was caught. "Oh triple crud... Well, this is it..." Jennifer thought. It was then that a voice called out from the clearing. "Plusle! Minun! Shock Wave!" the two pokémon come almost out of nowhere and shock the Houndoom so much that thier bones show. But they withdrew from Jennifer. Then there comes the idiots in green, flying in the sky. A pokéball is thrown and out comes a Golem. "Golem! Rollout!" Golem made a little Ramp to ride up on and then jumps back and rolls forward, up the ramp and hitting Lue's Salamence. Lue goes flying into the air. "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaa[size=1]aaaaaaa[/size]..." THUD!! "[size=1]ow. my head."[/size] The Golem then dropped down and whomping Lauren's Flygon. She goes flying into the air. "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaa[size=1]aaaaaaa[/size]....." THUD!! "[size=1]ow. my head.[/size]" The mysterious character approaches the semiconcious Jennifer. She faints. Several minutes later.... Jennifer regains some conciousness, hearing voices. "...can't believe that happened," said one voice. "Oh, she's waking up!" said another. Jennifer regains full conciousness and recognizes the character. "YOU!!" Jennifer shouted. She charged forward to the mysterious character with eyes of anger but she ends up hugging her instead. The character is none other than Rose! "Well, it took you long enough!" Rose said. "Rose saved us back there. Lucky I got in the clearing otherwise who knows what might've happened?" Idiot said. He appears to be bandaged up here and there and has his left arm in a sling. "You both got battered up pretty badly. You're back at the Monochrome dome. I wanted to wish Idiot good luck for his next match then I hear a thump right behind me and then I see you and vicious looking Houndoom. Also two people in green on a Salamence and a Flygon. They didn't look too happy to see you so I protected you two. You just happened to recieve bandages from Nurse joy, who was kind enough to help you guys," Rose explains. "Oh, well, thanks. I guess I sorta owe you an appology for our last encounter..." Jennifer remembered how awful she acted towards Rose the last time she came in. "Hey, it's no big deal," Rose said, "But, you can do me the honor into giving me a battle, the next time we meet. I'll be happy to take you on!" Rose said. "Well, you're on then!" They shake on it. "It's a promise!" Rose said. She turns to leave, "I'll see you guys later, okay? Bye!" Rose waves good-bye and goes back to the farm. Jennifer looks back on Rose, then remembers something. "Oh! Idiot! You're match!" she reminds Idiot. "Oh, yeah!" Idiot gives Jennifer a quick peck on the cheek and then heads off to the arena, "Wish me good luck!" Jennifer puts a hand to the cheek he kissed her on then smiles. Meanwhile... The two dazed Exile members are still... well, dazed! Vlad had to come by and slap the sens into both of them, with his helping Crawdaunt and Tyranitar. "C'mon, ya lazy bums! We got work to do!" Vlad shouts, "Since you knucklehead McSpazzatrons let those two get away, we need an alternate solution so BACK TO THE BASE!!" The Injured Houndoom, Dragon pokémon and two Exile members walks painfully back towards the base. They were going to be aching for days. Back at the Dome... Well, when Lenny said he'd beat the snot out of Mark, he wasn't kidding! Endurance can only go so far and his pokémon kept getting burned. Eventually, the three of Mark's pokémon fell and Lenny won the match. "What? You'd think that you're sorry little Ice pokémon could stand a chance against my Fire types?" Lenny taunts. "Hey, they beat you before, didn't they?" Mark comebacks. There's some "oooh"s from the crowd. "And that, folks, was a excellent performance by Lenny from the Legendary trainers! Give him a big hand!" Scott says. The crowd roars, "Now we're on to the actual rounds. Lets see who'll make it through the tournament and become the next champion!" Mark walks towards Idiot, "All's well in the love of war," Mark pats his shoulder, "You're up man. Don't lose so quickly." Mark was back in the balcony after that. In the audience... Ryan and Claudia *FINALLY* make their appearance. "Wow, those Legendary trainers ain't called legendary for nothing!" Ryan said. "I see what you mean. Their techniques are remarkable, I'll say that," Claudia said. Jennifer comes waltzing into the audience. "Jennifer! Where's you get those wounds?" Ryan asks. "Let's jsut say there was an early incident with what's left of the bad Team Exile," Jennifer remarks, then flinching from a sore. In the arena... Idiot and Dragon_Kni14 enter the arena. "Hmmm, ya got a little bashed up before the match, I see," Dragon_kni14 commented. "Just shut up and battle," Idiot said. The two throw out their pokéballs and out comes Sneasel and Dark Vaporeon. The match begins!
	I'm probably gonna add my other fan-fics here, just for the hell of it.


nya_chan	Feb 12 2007, 06:53 PM Post #62
TeH g00fy admin (I wonder why no one takes me seriously...) Posts: 749 Group: Admin Member #1 Joined: December 14, 2006	woah...It suddenly grew 2 pages....



Arctic Master	Feb 12 2007, 06:54 PM Post #63
The ice cold Pokémon trainer Posts: 101 Group: Members Member #27 Joined: February 9, 2007	Chapter 19: the Quarter-finals: Part 1 The battle has been fierce for the two competitors. Allow me to summarize what's been happening while I forgot to post this story. Idiot called out Sneasel and Dragon_kni14 calls out a dark Vaporeon. Dragon_kni14 starts off by blasting Sneasel all over the wall with Hydro Pump and Sneasel hacked and slashed away at Vaporeon. Vaporeon retaliates with another Hydro Pump, knocking out Sneasel. Idiot then calls out Absol. Abosl's taunting lowers Vaporeon's abilities by half, thanks to a whole lot of missing while trying to hit Absol. When Absol did get hit, he takes his rage out by slashing Vaporeon into oblivion. Dragon_kni14 calls back Vaporeon and calls out his Shiny Metagross. Metagross completely crushes Absol into a flat pancake with Meteor Mash. Idiot then calls out Mightyena and they've been duking it out for some time now. "Mightyena! Another Crunch! Full power!" Idiot firmly commands. "Metagross! Jump out of the way and use Meteor Mash!" Mightyena did miss crunching Metagross but then somehow dodges getting hit with Meteor Mash. It seems as though they've been duking it for hours on end but they've only been fighting for ten minutes. Both sides are extremely exhausted from attacking and dodging attacks that, in a draw, they both fall out. Man, I need to get my rear in gear! Idiot thought, Dragon_Kni14's no pushover, that's for sure but I don't want to hurry into battle with Rayquaza. I need to improvise. I'll use Sharpedo. If this keeps up, I'll be pulverizing this guy all the way back to the Kanto region! Dragon_Kni14 thought, preparing his next pokémon. They toss them out. Dragon_kni14's is a Dark Medicham and Idiot's is, of course, Shiny Sharpedo. "Sharpedo! Waterfall!" Sharpedo charged in, Water aura right on him. "Medicham, Jump kick," Medicham lifted his knee and jumped forward. Sharpedo did some damage to Medicham but wasn't quite out yet, even though he is weak in defense and adding forward to the Dark medicham's increased attack strength and weakness, Sharpedo was extremely lucky that Medicham held back. "Sharpedo! Crunch!" Sharpedo charges in, once more, and tries to bite on Medicham. "When will you learn? Medicham, finish him off with Jump kick again." The attack would've been quite a horrible finish for Sharpedo, if it weren't the fact that Sharpedo bit Medicham straight on the knee. So, for about a minute or two, Medicham runs around the arena, screeching like a crazy monkey, trying to get Sharpedo off his leg. Eventually, Sharpedo let go. "Now! Use Skull Bash!" Sharpedo came down like a torpedo(no pun intended) and pretty much bashed the sense out of Medicham. Medicham fell so fast, it could've marked down for "quickest to fall" but it was a few minutes that the battle had gone so no it didn't count. "O-okay! No more foolin'!" Dragon_kni14 said, calling out Shedinja by accident. "Sharpedo, end this battle now with Crunch," Sharpedo, using his last bit of energy left, charges and misses. "Shedinja! Use Fury Cutter, now!" Although the move was super effective and beat Sharpedo, the Rough skin and his 1Hp didn't mix well and they both lost. The two competitors sneer at each other as they return their pokémon. They then call out their next pokémon, Umbreon and Shiny Houndoom. Idiot realized he has the upper hand here. "Umbreon! Hidden power!" Umbreon charges forward and headbutts Houndoom straight in the side. Umbreon turns, leaving Houndoom stunned. "Houndoom! Use Flamethrower!" Houndoom excels flames from his mouth, aimed at Umbreon. "Umbreon! Another Hidden Power!" Umbreon was able to effortlessly stop the attack from doing too much damage to himself and struggle through the attack and knock Houndoom right in the mouth. Houndoom would be bleeding if this fan-fic was rated PG-13. "Houndoom! Another Flamethrower!" This attack was alot more critical than last time. This one caused a burn, even though the attack still hit and beat Houndoom. "Alright, it ends here," Dragon_Kni14 said and he throws out his final pokémon, a Metallic Swampert "Oh...crud..." Idiot said. Swampert's high defense is going to be hard to beat. "Swampert, use Earthquake," Swampert jumps up and stomps hard on the ground. His half-type, ground, boost the effect of Earthquake as it charges forward to Umbreon. "Umbreon, even though you have a burn, use Quick attack!" Umbreon tried his best to dodge the attack and hit Swampert but alas, Swampert's high defense almost did nothing and the attack still hit Umbreon. "Fine, I see how it is. Time to unleash my ultimate weapon! Come on out!" Idiot throws up his last pokéball and out comes, you guessed it, Rayquaza. "Rayquaza, use Outrage," Rayquaza's attack began and took a chunk out of Swampert's energy. "Swampert, Ice Beam!" Idiot didn't expect Ice beam. Ice beam took away almost finished him. Idiot just hopes that the focus band that he gave Rayquaza works when the next attack comes or he's screwed. Rayquaza attacks again, Swampert is down to a very weak status now. "Swampert! Finish it off with a final Ice Beam Attack!" Now, Ice beam would've turned Rayquaza into minced meat by now but, luckily, the focus band kept him up, just a little, giving Idiot, the sured win. Rayquaza finished off Swampert with the final blow and in a all out victory...well, Idiot was victorious. The crowd goes wild for Idiot. Idiot just plays it to the crowd. While Dragon_Kni14 walks off, Idiot calls him back. "Oh, and Dragon_Kni14?" Idiot said, getting his attention. He looks and Idiot thumbs his nose at him and sticks out his tongue, just like he said he would. Dragon_Kni14 got enraged and continued to walk off while Idiot gets more praise. In the waiting area, Dragon_kni14 meets Alex. She whispers something in his ear that made Dragon_Kni14 smile, crookedly. Then he leaves the arena(Don't worry, Dragon_kni14. I have a scheme at the end of the tournament.). "Geez, Alex, what did you say to him?" Mark asks. Alex crosses her arms, raises one eyebrow and smirks. Meanwhile... "That was a great match, Idiot!" Claudia shouts. Jennifer gives Idiot a big, fat, wet kiss on the cheek. "Hey!" Idiot said. "Well, I guess I'm next. You guys wish me good luck!" Ryan said. He then starts off towards the entrance.
	I'm probably gonna add my other fan-fics here, just for the hell of it.


Arctic Master	Feb 12 2007, 07:23 PM Post #64
The ice cold Pokémon trainer Posts: 101 Group: Members Member #27 Joined: February 9, 2007	Chapter 19: Part 2 Now where was I? Oh yeah, we were just about to get on with Ryan and Aleah's battle. Okay, so shall we start? "And now, the next match between Ryan and Aleah will now begin!" said the ref. The two trainers call out their pokémon. Ryan's choice was Magmar and Aleah's choice was Poliwag. "Ha! Magmar can take this little shrimp! Magmar! Flamethrower!" Ryan commands. "Poliwag, endure it and use Bubble!" Aleah commands. Poliwag endured the hit, not recieving a burn in the process, and then blowing bubbles at Magmar, which puts a large dent in his HP. "Magmar, Fire Blast!" Ryan's trying to think of other moves other than fire ones. In the mean time, he'll have to hope that Poliwag gets a burn. "Poliwag, Endure it again and use Belly drum!" This was essential to Aleah's future plan. Poliwag endured the hit, pounds on his belly with his own tail and has a mystical purple aura surrounding him. Poliwag looks a lot stronger too. "And now, use Doubleslap!" Poliwag slaps Magmar silly with his tail, knocking him unconcious. Ryan had just remembered a move, that wasn't a fire-based move, that he could use against Poliwag. Too late now. Ryan returns Margmar. What he actually did was weaken Poliwag so sending out his next pokémon should beat Poliwag. Ryan then calls out Meganium. Poliwag was in serious trouble. "Poliwag! Quick! Use Doubleslap!" Poliwag jumps in, slapping the crud out of Meganium. Of course, Meganium's not going to be slapped silly. "Meganium! Mega Drain!" Meganium focused, Poilwag was in a green veil, having the rest of his energy sucked away by Meganium. There was zero challenge with this. Aleah didn't say a word. She recalled Poliwag and called out Pichu, then making a little "Aww..." as she comes out. "Uuum... You realize you're setting up your own funeral?" Ryan asks. He forgot how she beat Samantha with this team and that comment just made Aleah want to kick his sorry keister even more badly than before the match started. On and here's the even more embarressing part: I'll show you how she does. "Pichu! Quick attack!" Pichu scurries under Meganium and practically jumps up and headbutts him. It really wasn't much of a quick attack except the speed used when getting to Meganium. "Meganium! Body Slam!" Meganium jumps up aaaand Pichu gets out of the way with another Quick attack. Meganium only ended up hurting himself from the little gutbusting headbutt earlier. Meganium cries out in pain then falls over, defeated. Everyone was a bit confused about what just happened. But Aleah knew just what. See, when Pichu did that little headbutt stunt, she hit Meganium straight in his most vunerable part: the stomach. Though Meganium didn't feel it immediately, it had taken some effect. When Meganium made his next move, it took full effect and thus, the end result. Well, all's fair in the love of war, as Kenta would say. Ryan sends out his next pokémon, Claydol. "Claydol, end this quickly with an Earthquake." Claydol floats up and lets gravity take the rest. "Pichu! Jump up and use Thunderbolt!" Pichu dodges the Earthquake attack and jumps up. But wait! "Thunderbolt? Electric attacks have no effect on ground types!" You'll see, soon enough. It uses Thunderbolt, hitting Claydol head on, which does nothing. Pichu is still giving off juice, though and is elevating higher into the air. Ryan was confused but then when Pichu stopped using Thunderbolt, he saw it. "Claydol! Quick! Use Hyper Beam!!" Claydol didn't understand but used it anyway. While Pichu is making his descent, she is not wide open for attack. The Hyper Beam draws closer and that was the chance! "Pichu! Now!" Pichu starts to pose as a skydiver and is now descending faster, passing the Hyper Beam, still heading to the top of Claydol. It looks as though it's about to get rammed and Claydol can't do a thing about it. It does, eventually, crash into Claydol, upkicking alot of smoke. Ryan wonders what's going on in there and when it clears, Claydol is down on the ground and Pichu is now doing a one-handed handstand on it's fallen body. You want to know what really happened? The "suicide dive" attack was really just a bluff. It's whole purpose was to scare the foe out of it's wits. But, the pokémon still gets damage done to it after the attack hits but since they're scared, they can't move. So, it's out. Ryan then goes up to the ref. and asks him for a place where he can call out Wailord. Since he is the largest pokémon in the entire pokédex, they agreed. Ryan calls out Wailord. The arena was moved over to the back, where there's plenty of ocean for Wailord to use but small stepping stone platforms for Pichu to use. This was Ryan's advantage. Easy! All I have to do is get Pichu to use Thunderbolt and this should be over in a few minutes tops! Aleah thought. I have the upper hand. Wailord could just dive and avoid those horrible attacks from that Pichu and as long as we're out here, I'll keep this advantage! Ryan thought. "Wailord! Use Water Spout!" Wailord inhaled and out of his spout came large waterballs. This was a very bad move for Ryan. "Pichu! Agility!" Pichu swiftly avoids damage by jumping off of the waterballs that were about to pummel Pichu and knock her off one of the stepping stone platforms. Pichu stays on one of them, heading back to Wailord. "Pichu! Thundershock the Waterball then jump off!" This move was as effective as it sounded. As of water conducting electricity, Pichu jumped off, the water/electric ball hit Wailord and left him paralyzed. Wailord became a victim of his own attack and Pichu was in the air, now having a straight target on a paralyzed Wailord. "Finish it off with Thunderbolt!" With the surrounding water around Wailord and his weakness element, this was actually a short battle. The match was moved back into the inside arena. "Alright, you've been more of a pain than I'd thought you'd be so I'm just gonna take a stand and go out on you, full force," Ryan said. "Bring it, then," Aleah said, making a "Bring it!" gesture with one of her hands. "Alright, but don't say I didn't warn ya!" Ryan throws out his next pokéball and out comes Dragonite. Dragonite throws his little backpack on his side to Ryan. "Dragonite, just go easy on her and use Slam." As painful as that would've sounded, it wasn't gonna happen. "Pichu, Quick attack!" Pichu was able to dodge Dragonite's attack but then there was his opening. "Okay, you have an opening! Now, Dragon Claw!" Aleah was shocked. The attack had hit! Pichu flew all the way back to Aleah, who catches her in her arms. "Are you alright, Pichu?" Pichu nods "yes" with a serious look on her face and Aleah throws her back in there and pichu does a flip in midair, landing on her feet. The judges, Mark, Alex, I.S., Lenny and Destiny all hold up cards. Mark: 10. Alex: 10. I.S.: 10. Destiny: 10. Lenny: 9.9. Pichu takes a bow, "Alright! Now, teach Dragonite a lesson he'll never forget! Agility!" Pichu starts to speed up, loosening up her body. "So, I'll finally set up this poor mouse pokémon's funeral? Fine. Dragonite, Obiterate Pichu with Outrage." Dragonite went mad. Pichu managed to dodge off the attack, leaving Dragonite confused out of fatigue. "Quick attack, while he's still confused!" Pichu gave Dragonite a good gutbusting headbutt in the stomach, but horizontally, though. It, unfortunatly, made Dragonite cough up a blue flame, Aka Dragon breath. "Cool! My Dragonite knows Dragon Breath!" Ryan shouted. "Too bad he won't be around long enough to use it! Pichu! Thunderbolt!" Dragonite was zapped by the attack. Pichu just wouldn't stop attacking until Dragonite fell. It was actually a shame. "Okay, Aleah, you and that little monster over there nearly took out every one of my pokémon but this is where you'll fall. I'm telling you now, Aleah, this is where you'll start crying in frustration!" Ryan said. Aleah didn't look the slightest phased and seems to be looking at her nails. "I'm sorry, you say something?" Aleah looks up. Ryan's in shock. "...let's get this over with," Ryan said, calling out his final pokémon, Scizor. "Scizor! End this now with Metal Claw! Full Power!!" Scizor charged in, claw shining, and for a second or two, it looks like Pichu's about to get skinned. "Pichu, sidestep and use Thunderbolt," this move was simple, yet effective. Pichu took a small sidestep, Scizor struck, missed, breaking the ground instead then gets shocked enough that his bones show. And it shows the broken claw bones that Scizor was trying his hardest to put the hurt on Pichu but used it up on the ground. Scizor was left with scorch marks all over him and he fell out. He really needed to see a doctor. Ryan just stands there, in shock. "I must say, this has to be one of the most embarassing moments of my pokémon training career I have ever had," Ryan said. Aleah takes a bow. "Don't misunderestimate me," Aleah said, with a smile. "Just watch your back. There's always someone out there who's better than you," Ryan leaves while Aleah continues to take some more glory. Later that day... Well, after watching Spriter and Kenta fight in their rounds, the Quarterfinals finish up. The two of them weren't too shabby out there. While all that was happening, Idiot was catching on some good times with Jennifer. Let's just say... they went on a date. Yeah. they went on a date. Seriously. Idiot did manage to make it back before the semifinals started and the lineups were as followed: Round 1: Idiot vs. Aleah Round 2: Spriter vs. Mathew Round 3: (Not important) Round 4: Pamela vs. Kenta Idiot managed to meet Aleah after the matchups. "I've seen your fighting style. It's quite identical to mine, Aleah," Idiot said. "Well, kinda," Aleah said. "Huh. We shall see in tomorrows match, right?" "Yeah, I guess. Don't expect me to hold back, alright?" "Hey, as long as you don't expect me to stand there and take it!" They shake on it, "Win or lose. No grudges." "Gotcha." The two head off on their separate ways, off to their rooms.
	I'm probably gonna add my other fan-fics here, just for the hell of it.


Arctic Master	Feb 12 2007, 07:31 PM Post #65
The ice cold Pokémon trainer Posts: 101 Group: Members Member #27 Joined: February 9, 2007	Chapter 20: Team Exile returns, once more Honestly, how do you think these guys hold together? They act all tough and speak the same but when you show a tough looking trainer at them, they cower in fear like the chickens they are. Well, breaking away from the media action, and at the same time as their last encounter, the Exiles are still trying to rest up their aching bodies. But... "Get up, you idiots!" Vlad shouts to Lue and Lauren, "It's time to steal that Idiot's Rayquaza!" "Okay, I'm putting my foot down, right here and now," said Lue, snagging Vlad by the shirt, "First of all, we're still aching from taking that Rollout attack yesterday, trying to steal that Idiot's Rayquaza. Secondly, the Idiot's name is Idiot. Finally, you still haven't paid us one bit since we started this job and we think that ten bucks an hour is a pretty crappy salary for us high ranks." "Well, uuuh..." "And speaking about our pay, where is it?" Lauren added. "I, uum..." "That does it, we're outta here," Lue and Lauren start packing up their stuff, and some of Vlad's too, and start for the door. "WAIT! I can't do this without your help!" "Tough luck, pal," Lue leaves first. "You have better luck asking for Rayquaza than asking for help from us again," Lauren slams the door behind her. "Asking for Rayquaza? Why didn't I thinka that?!" Vlad shouted, sincerely. Some time later... Vlad knocks on Idiot's door. Idiot opens it, tired and doesn't really care. "Can I have your Rayquaza?" Vlad said, with a big grin on his face. Idiot, who really doesn't care for what Vlad has to say, slams the door in front of him. And to add injury to insult, it hit Vlad square in the nose, breaking it, putting it in a downward position. "I'd say that's a pretty good gesture...ouch..." Vlad fixs his nose back into place, which makes a loud cracking noise. Back outside... "Well, I'm outta money, outta henchmen and outta luck. Now, not only don't I have any help but I don't have Rayquaza either! I must be really unlucky," Vlad said. "Or really lucky," said a female voice. "Who said that?! I got a pokéball and I ain't afraid to use it!" Vlad shouts. "Relax. It's just us," said another voice, Male. Out of the bushes comes Lue and Lauren. "What are you guys doin' here?! You nearly gave me a heart attack!" "Sorry 'bout that," Lue said. "Anyways, what on earth are you doing, anyways?" "Well, we tried to sell your stuff on eBay but they wouldn't take it. Said something about "not being a registered member," or something," Lauren said. "So, remind me why your here again. I'm afraid my memory's a bit faulty," Vlad said, sarcasticly. "Well, since you kinda owe us a few more bucks, we'll work for you, once more, but if you fail, an unfortunate event will be your fate," Lue said. "What are you suppose to be? Some sort of prophet?!" Vlad asks. Both of them just narrow their eyes and sigh afterwards. "In short, this is your last chance, 'Boss.' We get Rayquaza now or else," Lauren said. "Gulp," Vlad said, in a small voice, "Okay..." "So, here's our plan," Lue and Lauren said, in unison. Meanwhile... Jennifer rolls over, sleepily. "Idiot, who was that moron at the door earlier?" she asks, sleepily. "Oh, just Vladimir, asking for Rayquaza. But I slammed the door in his face and broke his nose. I don't think he'll be coming back anytime soon," Idiot said, sleepily. They both rose up, without hesitation. "WHAT?!?" They both shout. They swiftly put on their clothes and grab their equipment and swiftly walk out the door, only to bump into "you-know-who." "Hiya, pals," Vlad said, Lue and Lauren quickly grabing ahold of them. They're pushed out of the building and into the back of a van, hands tied behind backs and gagged. But they're not alone. Ryan and Claudia, somehow, got mixed into the mayhem. They then closed the door and started up the truck, all their pokémon with the baddies. "Haha! We did it! We fridgin' did it!!" Vlad said. "Don't forget, you still owe us a part of the world, when we take over it," said Lue. "I haven't forgotten! We'll split it all three equal pieces!" Vlad said. "Sounds like a plan!" said Lauren. Meanwhile, in the back... "How'd you guys get here?" said Jennifer under her gag. "We bumped into them on the way to the stadium," Claudia said, under hers, "They startled us and we didn't even have the chance to call out our pokémon." "Well, it doesn't look like we'll get out of this one," Ryan said, under the gag. "This reminds me so much of that episode where Ash and Richie got kidnapped by Team Rocket during that tournament," Idiot said, etc. then turning forward, seeing Ash, Richie, Misty, May, and those other unimportant guys, also tied up, "Oh, hi everyone... Wha?!" Idiot then double takes to what he saw, in which the others had disappeared, "That's what I thought." Back at the Monochrome Dome... Mark eagerly looks at his watch. It's getting late and the match should've started a while ago. "Something wrong?" Alex asks. "Yep. Idiot's late and we're another three seats short," Mark said. Lenny and I.S. come in now. "We checked their rooms and they don't appear to be oversleeping," I.S. said. "This is very odd. Idiot wouldn't be this late to a match. Least on purpose. Maybe they got something to eat..." Lenny said, thinking aloud. Alex calls Jennifer on her Pokénav. "Jennifer's not answering her match call. I hope they're okay." Back on the back of the truck... "I'd never thought it would end this way..." Ryan said. "It's not over, though..." Claudia said, to Ryan, "We'll think of something." Idiot's banging his head on the wall. "Idiot, don't bang your head on the wall. You'll get brain damage," Jennifer said to Idiot. Idiot's head starts bleeding slightly, "That's the plan. If stupid me can awaken again, I can probably get us outta this mess," Idiot continues to bang his head. "That's not the proper way to lose your memory, though!" Claudia said, "You could also end up killing yourself!" Idiot stopped. Claudia made a valid point. What if Idiot didn't change back to being stupid if he kept banging his head on the wall, but, instead, killed himself, as Claudia said? Not only that but then the others would suffer from there being a dead guy in the back, rotting up the place. He was forced to stop. "Then, there is no way out of this one..." Idiot said. Then the van stops. Footsteps are heard going away then silence. "What now?" Jennifer asks. Outside, to where the Exiles are... "Okay, let's unleash the power of Rayquaza!" Vlad said, calling out Rayquaza, "Rayquaza! Your trainer has given you to me so you must obey all my commands! First, we'll need to fly off to Pearl city!" Rayquaza really didn't want to listen to Vlad but since his original trainer isn't in sight, he went along with it. Vlad, Lue and Lauren jump on Rayquaza's back and they all fly off to Pearl city. There, they terrorized the citizens of the town with Rayquaza's special ability, Air Lock. Back at the Monochrome Dome... Since Idiot isn't present at the time being, the match is about to be declared that Aleah is the winner but... "Idiot didn't show?!" Aleah exclaims. "Looks like it. And so, since Idiot hasn't shown for the match, the winner, by default, is Aleah!" said the ref. "But, I didn't want to win this way! I want to humiliate Idiot first before I beat him!" "Well, you don't have anyone to humiliate so you can do it in the next round." Jsut then, Scott gets a very urgent message, about what's happening in Pearl city. The same message is passed down to Mark and the other Legendary Trainers. This is very shocking indeed. Scott passes the message to the ref., who nods in agreement. "Since there is conflict down in Pearl city, the match will be put on hold until further notice!" There is commotion in the crowd. Some stay and others leave to deal with the commotion outside. Meanwhile, breaking away from the media action... We rejoin Dragon_Kni14 at the gun store, seeing about purchasing P-90's. "I think this'll do," Dragon_Kni14 said to the receptionist. "Okay, that'll be $30,000, please?" said the receptionist. "What?! Highway robbery! How bout I give you $2,000 and your life?" Dragon_Kni14 said to the receptionist, giving the receptionist a demonic, yet intimidating face. The Receptionist just anime-sweatdroplets, trying to avoid not being strangled by Dragon_Kni14 and gives him the P-90 and takes the $2,000 from Dragon_Kni14, who suddenly turns friendly. "Thank you so much for your patronage and Good-bye," Dragon_Kni14 said, leaving. Back to the media action... Well, people are fainting from the lack of air, others are panicking and very few are trying to fight back this monstrocity of a Monster that's causing chaos for everyone in Pearl city. "Bow down before the might of Rayquaza!! BOW YOU PITIFUL FOOLS!!" Vlad shouts. Rayquaza is then hit with an Ice Beam, then Flamethrower, Thunderbolt, Night Shade and Shadow Ball. The attacks nearly knocked the three Exiles off Rayquaza. Approaching them all was the Legendary Trainers, Mark and Alex on Articuno, Lenny on Moltres, I.S. on Zapdos and Destiny on Pidgeot and has her Murkrow out, attacking from afar. Mark starts playing a crappy theme song, which really wasn't theirs but whatever. "Hiya, Heinreicht! Been a while! Can't say I've missed ya, though!" Mark said. The others anime-sweatdropped, thinking that was a pun, "That wasn't a pun." "Ooooh!" said the others. "You guys are a waste of our time. Rayquaza, weaken them with your ability, then use Outrage!" Vlad said. The special ability locked the oxygen in the air, which, in reference, weakens the enemy by breath. All pokemon breathe air and the air pretty much stopped everyone in their tracks and the Outrage put the hurt on them. They hit the ground faster than saying the easiest tongue twister: "Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked, If Peter piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, Where are the Pickled peppers(Thud!not included in the song) did Peter Piper pick?" "No... fair..." Lenny mumbled under his breath. "Effing Modders..." Mark mumbled. "I'm...tired..." Alex mumbled. "....ditto," I.S. mumbled. "Lack...of...air....problem..." Destiny mumbled. They all faint under the lack of air. "HA! Not even the Legendary Trainers can stop me! WE ARE INVINCIBLE!!" Vlad shouts, laughing maniacally. Meanwhile, back in the back of the truck... "So....BORED!!! Honestly, how can being held hostage be so BORING!!" Ryan shouts, through gag. "You know, I just got an idea," Idiot said, moving closer to Jennifer,"If I can untie Jennifer, she may be able to get all of us out!" "How come we didn't think of that earlier?" Claudia asks. Idiot, though it took him a while, unties Jennifers hands and she was able to untie everyone else. "Okay, now that everyone's untied, let's use our pok- oh, wait, Team Exile stole them from us," Idiot said. "Well, let me and Idiot try to break open the door and then we'll see if they were kind enough to leave the rest of our pokemon in the truck," Ryan said. And so it began and it didn't take long for them to bust open the door. Everyone cheers in relief. And a relief it was. Vlad and crew was kind enough to leave their pokéballs in the truck while they left them bound and gagged in the back of the truck. After minutes of sorting out the pokéballs, they head off to the Monochrome Dome, where they last left off. And the place is almost half empty! There's only about a handful of trainers there and they look booooored. "Hey, guys? What's up?" Idiot asks. "Well, since you left and the conflicts that's been going on in Pearl city, it's been pretty quiet around here," Kenta said, "I know, by common sense, not to go to Pearl city, since those guys in green are terrorizing everyone with that Rayquaza. Not even the Legendary trainers can stop them, either." "RAYQUAZA?!?!" The four friends shout. "Not so loud. We're still here, if ya hadn't noticed," spriter said, "Since the problem in Pearl city started, they had to put the tournament on hiatus(hold) until further notice." "That settles it! We have to take Vlad down! Before he causes havoc throughout the world!" Claudia said, putting her hand forward. "I'm with ya!" Idiot said, putting his hand in, ontop of Claudia's. "Same here!" Ryan said, putting his hand ontop of Idiot's. "And I'm not gonna be left out, so me too!" Jennifer does the same. "Well, good luck and I hope you live through that," Kenta said. The four friends leave. Aleah just comes around. "What was that all about?" she asks. "Oh, you know. Two Idiots and their friends will try to save the day. Who knows? They'll probably suceed," Kenta said. "Got that right," spriter said, giving Kenta a pound. Can Idiot, Jennifer, Claudia and Ryan stop Vlad and the others from total chaos and mayhem? Will Idiot ever be stupid again?! IS THERE ANYWAY TO STOP THE INSANITY?!?!? Stay tuned for the next chapter and you'll find out...
	I'm probably gonna add my other fan-fics here, just for the hell of it.


Arctic Master	Feb 12 2007, 07:33 PM Post #66
The ice cold Pokémon trainer Posts: 101 Group: Members Member #27 Joined: February 9, 2007	Chapter 21: Kicking "A" and takin' names After the dispute in Pearl city, the three villians go back to the base in which they've been plotting ever since Idiot blew up their underwater base. Right now, their counting their moola from yesterday's fiasco with Rayquaza. "Ninety-five thousand, One hundred thousand dollars! Sheesh, we hit a gold mine!" Vlad exclaims. "Correction, WE hit a gold mine," Lue and Lauren said, pointing to themselves, taking 85% of the profits. "What?!" "We have the money you owe and we'll be off now," Lue said, heading out the door. "Good-bye. We will be in touch," said Lauren. They leave. "So...you guys don't want to rule the world together?" Vlad asks, in which the two stop in their tracks and run back without a second thought. "What about those four in that truck? I'm sure we can think of something to do with them," Lauren remembers. "I say we get Rayquaza to torch them with a flamethrower. Blow up the truck," Vlad suggests. Rayquaza, who's been diligently sleeping in a nearby corner, just heard the plan, confused. Meanwhile... Idiot and friends had just reached Pearl city. It's quite foggy but it's enough to see what happened. "Oh..." "My..." "God..." said Claudia, Ryan and Jennifer, in that order. The place was a wreck, and bodies layed out in the streets and sidewalks. "What kind of man with a twisted evil mind would do such a thing?" said Idiot. Someone is approaching, then falls out. The four goes to help the guy out. "We... were attacked by... this large green dragon... with three people on it... It was huge... and not even the Legendary trainers... couldn't even take them down..." The guy explains, fainting after the explanation. "Team Exile," Idiot said. Then a huge shadow flies above, passing quickly, "Rayquaza..." An explosion is heard. The impact excels enough wind to reach the spots that Idiot and friends are. On Rayquaza... "That felt good. Now, we have no one left to meddle in our affairs," Vlad said, flying away from the explosion. Back on land... "That was Rayquaza! Follow it!" shouts Claudia. They run after the large shadow, stepping over the legendary trainers and their down pokémon. What they should do is call out their flying pokémon and follow but the fog's clearing up out of the city and they would be spotted. After being lead back to the base, the four friends sneak along the side. They listen in on how Vlad and them will be chinseling on the world on the map. "So, I was thinking on cutting it on like this," said Lue, making lines on the map and initials on who gets what. "No way! I was thinking on cutting it like this!" said Vlad, erasing some lines and making new ones. "No, that's stupid! I was thinking more like this!" said Lue, erasing more lines and making new ones. "Does anyone even know how we're going to magically chinsel out the world into three equal parts?" said Lauren. "Shut up, Lauren. We don't need to explain everything to the readers!" said Vlad. And they kept on arguing. Meanwhile, Idiot sees Rayquaza in his usual corner, not really paying any attention to what's going on. Idiot taps on the glass window hard enough for Rayquaza to hear. He catches his attention. "Hey, Rayquaza, use Outrage on those numbnuts," he said. Rayquaza gave Idiot a confused look but did as he was told by his original trainer. Rayquaza, although missed, got the bad guys' attention by breaking the table in half. "Yo... Rayquaza. What's up? Why'd ya snap the whole table in half with your most powerful attack?" Vlad asks. Rayquaza's still rampaging away. Since he wasn't listening to Vlad, he takes out Rayquaza's pokéball and prepared to recall him but... "Now!" Idiot shouts, crashing on the window, which doesn't even crack. Idiot ends up hurting himself, "Ooooow!" Idiot flinches. He then opens the window, slides through, along with the others and resumed what he was doing. "Vladimir of Team Exile, I'm taking you down!!" "...Aren't you just a little daunted that I have control over Rayquaza?" Vlad asks. "No. I'm his original trainer. He'll listen to me. Which reminds me," Idiot holds out his hand, in which the pokéball from Vlad's hand flies over to him, "I'll take that back." "Ha! We still have the upper hand!" "Oh, I beg to differ. It's three against four and although we outnumber you by one, you're in for some pain," Ryan said. "Oh really?! Well... you..." Vlad tries to talk back, which then he whispers to Lue and Lauren, "Uuh, guys? A little help here?" "Way ahead of ya! Go Salamence!" Lue said. "Go Flygon!" Lauren said. Both pokémon appear with a cry. "And me! Go Houndoom! Go Sharpedo!" Vlad sends out his pokémon. "Gorebyss! Go!" Claudia said. "Scizor! You're up!" Ryan said. "Salamence! Let's go!" Jennifer said. "Umbreon! Let's beat these no good looters!" Idiot said. The pokémon appear. "GO! ATTACK!" They all said. Five minutes later... It was quite a long time but Vlad's side got kicked by a landslide, by four pokémon. It was quite sad, though, since they really didn't have a chance to get out their attacks and Lauren had a stupid Caterpie in her artillery, which only took one hit from Umbreon's Quick attack and fell instantly. "Well, you may have beaten our pokémon but you will fall to my hounds!" Vlad said, Houndoom appearing behind them. It was about ten of them, the whole pack of Houndoom on Vlad's side. The others have on anime-sweatdroplets on their heads. "Oh quadruple crud," said Jennifer. "Just crunch up their pokémon until they're all gone," Vlad commanded. Although the four pokémon fight back, they're no match for the power of the ten Houndoom attacking them at once. They were nearly torn apart. "This time, you'll suffer the consequences. And no one's here to save your sorry keisters this time!" Lue said. The Houndoom back Idiot and friends to the wall. It looks like it's all over for them. Then the door busts open. "Arctic!(Dewgong) North Wind!(Shiny Suicune) Cold Fire!(Lapras) Hydro Pump!" said Mark, still aching all over. The pokémon's attacks struck down all the Houndoom, leaving them on the ground fainted. "Aaaaah! You took them all down!! You single-handedly took them all down with one attack!!" Vlad said, shocked to the tenth power. Mark smirks. "Now, Rayquaza, send them all flying away with Outrage," Idiot said. The attack's impact sent Vlad and them flying in the air. Unfortunately, Lue and Lauren separated while flying and Vlad was on his own... to land in the unknown. Some time later... They escavated the wounded Houndoom and other pokémon that the three baddies were too stupid to recall on stretchers to the closest pokémon center. Idiot and friends really put the hurt on them during that battle but they should be okay. "Idiot, where'd you get that pokéball?" Claudia asks, pointing to the pokémon that he suddenly found in his hand. "This? Oh, I guess I wasn't paying attention when they were asking us question..." Idiot calls the pokémon out. It's one more Houndoom, in perfect condition, "Ah! Here's a Houndoom that Vlad was too stupid to use during our battle." "You should keep it," Officer Jenny requests. "Huh?" "The rest of these pokémon are in need of medical help and a Houndom can serve your team extrodinarily well. You should keep it." "Okay...So, I guess we'll get on back to the dome before I get disqualified," Idiot said. They call out Rayquaza and fly off. When they passed Pearl city, they gave everyone a scare from what happened yesterday but realized that nothing was going to happen, since he didn't attack back. It was still in ruins but it would be fixed in a few days... a week tops. Several minutes later... When they got to the dome, Idiot gets shocking news. "I'm sorry but you've been disqualified," said Nurse Joy. "WHAT?! But I had problems getting back here! Team Exile held me up!" Idiot shouts. "Rules are rules. I'm sorry," Nurse Joy said. "Well, it's time to bend them alittle," said a familiar voice. It's Mark...in bandages. And the other legendary trainers and their flying pokémon in bandages as well. "Idiot was held up by criminals. Since he did return before the last round, he should get another chance," Alex said. "Okay... but the other trainer he's facing has to agree too," Nurse Joy said. "Don't worry. I am a master at negotiating," Idiot said. In the waiting room... "PULEEEEASE! I want to have the battle with you, Aleah!" PLEEEEASE!!" Idiot pleads. "I said 'yes.' Geez, ya don't have to beg," Aleah said. "Oh... well, that little experience will haunt me for the rest of my life," Idiot said. "Well, since the match isn't on hold anymore, let's get out there and give it our best!" Aleah said. "Okay! Don't expect me to pull any punches!" Idiot said. "Hey! As long as you don't expect me to take them!" Aleah said. They walk out to the arena, confident looks on their faces.
	I'm probably gonna add my other fan-fics here, just for the hell of it.


Arctic Master	Feb 12 2007, 08:44 PM Post #67
The ice cold Pokémon trainer Posts: 101 Group: Members Member #27 Joined: February 9, 2007	Chapter 22: The semifinals The two trainers line up for battle. "This one looks like it's gonna be a tough one, folks!" Scott said through the michrophone, exciting the audience, "Let's see who will come out of this one!" Kingdom Hearts 2, Roxas's Twilight town battle music starts to play. "What the heck?! Hey! Quit it!" Mark shouts to the sky. ******************************************* Writer: Heheh! I'm such a jacka! ********************************************* The music stops playing. "That's better, ya oxymoron," Mark makes a face. "Well, distractions and all, let's get this show on the road!" Idiot said, calling out his first pokémon, Sneasel. Aleah's choice is Ponyta. "Don't think your type advantage will stop us! Sneasel, Slash!" Idiot commands. "Still, it doesn't hurt to have an advantage! Ponyta! Flamethrower!" Aleah commands. You'd expect Sneasel to dodge this attack, considering his speed, right? Heheh, WRONG!! Sneasel drew close in this attack and was blown away with it. If that attack was Fire Blast, Sneasel would be a pile of singed ash. Aleah yawns. "You're boring me, already, Idiot." "That was the quickest battle I've ever seen!" Idiot said, shocked, "Then again, it did have a type disadvantage." Idiot recalls Sneasel and calls out Absol. "This'll be ea- Ponyta?! What are you doing?!" Aleah shouts. Ponyta seems to be attacking on her own, blowing flames from her mouth, trying to strike the swift, taunting Absol. Ponyta leaves herself exhausted after all that. I mean, Absol was doing some crazy things while dodging those flames. "Hey! I'm over here!" Absol said,(This was all translated) while taunting Ponyta. And more stuff Absol was saying while taunting the poor pony pokémon. "Nope! Over here!" "Hey! You need some glasses." "Nope! Still here!" "Mi-issed!" "Ppbbt!" Absol stuck out his tongue, blowing rasberry. "Right here!" Absol was showing his behind. "I got the target on... ma but-tocks!" Still showing his behind. Absol begins flying around the arena, gracefully dodging the attacks and making a funny face as he passes the screen. The last one, he finished off with making an Egyptian stance. Now, Ponyta's tired. "Now that you worn Ponyta out, Use Slash!" Absol, who quits goofing off, moves in and slashes Ponyta with his sharp claws. It was a critical hit and even if it wasn't, Ponyta would've been down in a few seconds anyways. "Whoa. I take that back," Aleah said, recalling Ponyta. She pulls out another pokéball and calls out Minun. "Minun! Quick attack!" "Absol! Counter it with yours!" Both quick attacks bounced off of each other. "Absol! Razor wind!" Absol whips up a whirlwind in midair and lands on his feet. When he almost struck, though... "Minun! Thunder Wave!" Minun excels the blue electric shock, the two attacks collide and, who would've thought, the Razor wind projectile was stronger. For a minute, it looks like Minun's about to get hitched but the attack actually swung right past her. See, Minun just barely fit into that little cutting edge of the Razor wind and, since Absol only had time to send out only one wind projectile, that single attack missed and almost hit Aleah. "Ah! Hey! Watch it!" "Sorry! Anyways, Absol! Bite!" Absol moves in for the kill. "Minun, another Thunder Wave!" The attack waas directed straight into Absol's mouth, stunning Absol right in the mouth. If Absol could talk right now, he'd be saying this: "MMMMMRGH! MI MUUCKIN' MIUUUTH!!!" Yeah, Absol would be swearing to the high heavens since that attack had knocked all the feeling out of his mouth, temporarily. "Minun, finish it with a Spark tackle," the electric attack pretty much knocked Absol to the ground and, with his aching mouth, being in pain, he stays there. "Well..." Idiot was quite amazed at what just happened here. Still, he recalls his stunned pokémon in silence and calls out his next one, Houndoom. "Nice Houndoom. Too bad he'll be crushed by Minun! Use Spark tackle!" "Don't count your chickens before they hatch! Houndoom! Dodge and use Sunny day!" Houndoom, somehow, managed to dodge the electrified tackle and use sunny day. The sunlight turns harsh. "Minun! Thunderbolt!" Aleah wants to do some damage to Houndoom before Minun kicks the can. Because she can already interpret that Houndoom's going to use Flamethrower. But boy, she was wrong on that! "Houndoom! Solar beam!" Houndoom uses the attack, knocking Minun into a wall and finishing her. The spirals in her eyes makes it glaringly obvious that Minun's done. Darn! Looks like my plan to use Poliwag won't work against solar beam! I'm gonna have to use Pichu! Aleah thought. That's right, Aleah. Use whatever electric pokemon you got so I can toast them now and then make it safe to send out Sharpedo. Sharpedo is a shuwin for this match, Idiot thought. Aleah calls out Pichu, just like she wanted. "Pichu! Thunderbolt!" Pichu got in midair, like before and used Thunderbolt. "Houndoom! Another Solar Beam!" Houndoom fires another solar beam, which misses, since Pichu stopped the attack when Houndoom used Solar beam and the next event wasn't a pleasant one. The Solar Beam keeps going on...and on.... and on... going for the sun... hits the sun.... the sun explodes in a supernova. THE END! HA! Just kidding, but still, the sun was hit and it kinda put the clouds back in the way, ending the sunny day. And pichu is charging down like that sky diver again, doing that automatic KO move on Houndoom. Some say they thought they heard Houndoom scream like a sissy girl. I have to go with Sharpedo now?! Aw gawd, this won't end well. Well, least Sharpedo can do alittle damage to Pichu so I can just finish off Aleah after taking the blow, Idiot thought, calling out Sharpedo. "Sharpedo! Quick! Use your... oh! It's over already?! Man, that was fast!" Idiot didn't even get the command out before Aleah's Pichu completely electrocuted Sharpedo. "Come on, Idiot! I thought you weren't going to hold back!" Aleah taunts. "I'm not... I'm just improvising!" Idiot said, throwing out Rayquaza's pokéball. "Rayquaza?!" Aleah knew this was it for Pichu. "Rayquaza! Extreme Speed!" The attack quickly(no pun intended) struck Pichu and it was down. There's no need for heavy explanation. The little mouse that killed five pokémon in the previous round and two pokémon here has finally hit the pavement. Ryan, suddenly, runs out to the field, stomping on Pichu's small body. "WHAT?! WHAT NOW, **** er! You just got served! He "PWN"ed you, Pichu! in' PWNED YOU! He made you his b! Rayquaza: 1, Pichu....well, let's not get into that, BUT YOU WERE JUST OWNED BY HIM!!" Ryan shouts. Pichu gets up slightly, "Oh, what? You're still moving? Get up so he can beat you again!" Pichu begins charging energy, "What th- Oh S!!" Pichu manages to give Ryan a good thunderbolt before fainting. Ryan falls out in paralysis. In the end, Aleah had to recall Pichu and Ryan had to be carried off on a stretcher. To add injury to insult, Aleah had to slap some sense into Ryan for stomping on her Pichu. Thus, life goes on. Aleah calls out her next pokémon, Raichu, and the battle goes on. "Raichu! Thunder!" Raichu charges up massive energy and, with all due strength, blasts Rayquaza off with the electric attack. It took away more than half of Rayquaza's total HP. "Rayquaza! Outrage!" Rayquaza goes berserk. With massive energy, Rayquaza attacks Raichu, knocking off more than half of his energy. "Raichu! Another Thunder!" Although this would've totally obliterrated Rayquaza by now, Rayquaza hung on by the skin of his teeth with his focus band. Rayquaza managed to hang in there until tthe Outrage attack, which hit Raichu, causing him to faint and confused Rayquaza, then punching himself out, it was a double knockout. Author's note: Yes, I know Rayquaza doesn't punch himself out immediately after the attack but I thought it'd be funnier that way. ^ ^" * "Wow, that was weird," Idiot said, calling back Rayquaza. "Undoubtably," Aleah replies. They both send out their pokémon. Out comes, for Idiot, his Umbreon, and for Aleah, her Poliwag. Wait for it... Idiot thought. "Poliwag! Belly Drum!" Poliwag pounds on her belly, maxing out the attack, cutting her HP in half. Now! Idiot thought, "Umbreon! Bite!" Umbreon bites Poliwag, causing damage and flinching, leaving Poliwag, once again, open, "Now, use Faint attack!" Umbreon falls out, draws Poliwag close and finishes her off. Thanks to Belly Drum, this battle had almost no challenge to it. "Well, it all comes down to this. Each trainer has but one pokémon left and the suspense is starting to kill me," said Scott. The Grim Reaper appears behind him, "Not literally!" "Aaww..." Grim groans, disappearing afterwards. "Anyways, let's see what Aleah has left in reserve. Aleah calls out Umbreon. "Umbreon! Quick attack!" Idiot's Umbreon causes first damage. "Umbreon! Swift!" Aleah's Umbreon fires star rays that hit Umbreon's weak spot. Ouch. "Umbreon! Hidden Power!" Idiot's Umbreon manages to recover and Phases through Aleah's Umbreon with Hidden power water. "Umbreon! Shadow Ball!" Aleah's Umbreon fires a dark lump that does little, but critical damage to Idiot's Umbreon. "Umbreon! Faint Attack!" Idiot's Umbreon pretends to faint, draws Aleah's Umbreon close and Wham! It's hit! Very little. "Umbreon! Use your Faint attack!" Aleah's Umbreon did Vice Versa to what Idiot's Umbreon did, except her's did more damage than Idiot's. Critical hit. "What's with all these critical hits?!" Idiot exclaims. Then he sees it. On Aleah's Umbreon's forehead. Scope lens. It's a wonder how he didn't notice that before, "That's very funny. I never noticed that." Idiot's Umbreon rolls his eyes and interprets Idiot's next move on his own. In a mad dash, Idiot's Umbreon snatches Aleah's Umbreon's scope lens, for the time being, Aka, Thief attack. Umbreon then follows up with a quick attack and...well, that ends the battle, I suppose. Aleah was in utter shock. Though, she was, somehow, beaten, she saw that Idiot did win fair and square so she walks over to give him a "hand shake." "Congratulations, Idiot!" Aleah said, holding out her hand, smirking a bit. "Thanks!" Idiot reaches for Aleah's hand and Aleah, instead of giving him a hand shake, she slaps the... "Fart" noise oh my... "Augh! What you hit me for?!" Idiot asked, tending to the hand printed in red on his face. "That's for beating me!" Aleah said, p***ed off, stomping out of the arena. "Okay, what was that all about?" Idiot asks himself. Scott raises Idiot's pain-tending hand, in victory. "And the winner is... Idiot!" Scott exclaims. The crowd goes wild. "Uuuh...can I change my underwear, first?" Idiot asks. The crowd goes abruptly silent. "Uuuh..." Scott backs away.
	I'm probably gonna add my other fan-fics here, just for the hell of it.


Arctic Master	Feb 16 2007, 07:41 PM Post #68
The ice cold Pokémon trainer Posts: 101 Group: Members Member #27 Joined: February 9, 2007	Chapter 23: The Finals(Not the championship) The lineups were set again, after Kenta's match, which was weird...er for him since Jennifer's match. But he hasn't even met weird yet. But anyways, the matchups were as followed: 1st Match: Idiot vs. Spriter 2nd Match: Kenta vs. ívan(girl's name) Since there were no more matches at the end of the day(And with Dragon_Kni14 coming back, no less), the matches started immediately. "I hope you know that I'm not holding back!" Idiot said. "Heh! I'm well aware. Let's just get this over with," spriter said. "Ah, the battle hasn't even started yet and they're a-" "WILL YOU JUST KEEP OUTTA THIS?!" Idiot and spriter shouts to Scott. "Well, excuse me..." Scott made a face at them, in which they do the same back to him. The trainers then face each other, calling out their pokémon. Idiot's choice was Houndoom and Spriter's was... Oh my gosh... a Houndoom. ****************** Writer: pauses for a brief moment Please, feel free to ask me why do I do so many "doppelganger" battles. What I mean is: "Why do I always put the same pokémon up to fight against each other?" Please, feel free to ask, if you want. **************** Something tells me, this is going to be a long and gureling battle. And when I mean "Long," I mean "utterly impossible" long. I'm serious. "Houndoom! Flamethrower!" Spriter commands. "Houndoom! You too!" Idiot commands. The two Houndoom excell flames, which crash into each other and collide. Niether side is going to give up. Several hours later...(I told you it'll take a long time!! Bwaahahahaha! I'm such a jacka!) The two Houndoom finally finishes blowing smoke. I'm not sure how those two trainers managed to stand while all that was happening but by the time they finished using flamethrower, they had already had a few couches moved in. "What? It's over all ready?!" Idiot asks, just now getting comfortable. "Aww man!" spriter said. The two recall their pokémon and call out their next ones, Blastoise and Sharpedo. "Once again, in a neutral matchup, I see," spriter said, "Blastoise, Withdraw!" Blastoise hides in his shell, turned backwards. "Hmm! You're right. Sharpedo! Prepare for attack!" Sharpedo lowers his head. "Blastoise! Water gun!" Spriter said, moving out of Blastoise's way, whom's using the water gun to propel hisself. "Sharpedo! Skull Bash attack!" Sharpedo charges forward, at the same time as Blastoise and what's about to happen is almost completely improbable. The two pokémon collide and both of them knock each other back. Why did that happen? Who really knows. We all know that Blastoise's shell would've sent Sharpedo flying all the way to Idaho by now but to make things more simple, let's just put it at that. They both take recoil damage and exchanged damage and the results were not pretty.(As I said, this isn't probable so don't ask why, either. At least I always warn you guys when something stupid is about to happen) But really, if you put it logically, Sharpedo attacks first, weakens Blastoise by alot, almost to dying completely, critical hit(Since Blastoise has a decent defense and all). When Sharpedo took the hit, it was critical, so it knocked him out, but then, Blastoise has to take damage for the rough skin so...there. Maybe it's not completely illogical. Anyways, the pokémon are returned and the next pokémon are called out. Spriter's choice was Salamence and Idiot's, (of course, since I've been a real bastard with type matchups nowandays) Rayquaza. Well, I bet I know what you're thinking. It's that "Idiot's going to win, since he has the upper hand in speed with Rayquaza," right? Well, I hope you weren't thinkin' that [size=7]CUZ YA THOUGHT WRONG!!![/size] "Salamence! DragonBreath!" "Rayquaza! Counter it with Flamethrower!" The attacks collide, just like the first match. "Oh, come on! Not again! Hey, Jacob! Bring back that comfy couch again!" spriter called back out to the furniture movin' guy. "Same for me!" Idiot shouts to the furniture movin' guy. Another impossible battle later... "Wow, you'd think that the attacks would explode after a while, ya know?" Idiot said, waking up from the couch, Jennifer on top of Idiot, asleep too. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!" The same thing was with spriter, except with his girlfriend. They both appoligized and left the battle area.(Don't get any perverted ideas. Nothing really happened. If something did, I'd say their pants were unzipped but I didn't, eh?) They were eventually sent out of the battle area and the couches, unfortunately, were moved too. And, just as Idiot said, Salamence's and Rayquaza's attacks explode, knocking out the two pokémon. "That's the second time that's happened! Alright, time to improvise,"spriter said, holding out his hand out, like a quick draw shooter. Idiot does the same. There's utter silence then they flash out pokéballs and out comes Absol and Lapras. Absol, as usual, taunts his foe by showing his behind. (By this, I mean he just teases them into a mistake or two. But if you haven't figured that out by now, shame on you.) And it works, all too well. Lapras used Ice beam and froze Absol shut. "Oh... snap," Idiot was too devastated to see that Absol's taunting failed this time, even though it hasn't been the first. "Alright, Lapras! Now, Freeze the ground with Blizzard and finish off Absol!" Lapras managed to give itself the advantage it needed and still beat Absol, all in one swoop. Idiot grumbles as he recalls Absol. He then calls out Sneasel.(Back again, with the type matchups :-P) "Lapras! Bubblebeam!" This attack was to take advantage of Sneasel's slightly average speed, which only does damage and doesn't work this time. "Sneasel! Alternate by using Fury cutter then slash, then Fury Cutter three more times!" The results for Sneasel was beyond excellent. While Lapras is trying to shake Sneasel off, he just alternates by slashing, jumping, landing, repeat. He does this over and over until Lapras fell, though, you gotta admit, that was pretty cheap. "That was a cheap move!" spriter protests. "Heh, Lapras had what was coming to him," Idiot said, being overly confident. Spriter was first to notice, with Mark, in the balcony, following, also noticing the glint in spriter's eyes. "Idiot's becoming overconfident. That's his weak point when he's smart," Mark states. Spriter sends out Sceptile. "Ha! You incidently put yourself in a disadvantage!" Apparently, Idiot forgot about Sceptile's almost great speed. "Sceptile, give Sneasel a confidence dropping Leaf Blade," spriter said, pointing to Sneasel. "You sick in the head? You're stupid Sceptile won't beat-" Sneasel was knocked back, swirls in eyes, after taking the critical hit, "him? What the heck?!" "Wait a minute! How'd your Sceptile beat my Sneasel?!" Idiot asks. "You neglected to remember Sceptile's speed. It's speed might not be the greatest of all but it's the fastest of the three starting pokémon in the Hoenn region," spriter points out. Idiot makes a crooked face, ending his overly confident feeling. He calls out his final pokémon, Umbreon, without the Scope Lens. "Sceptile, another Leaf Blade," Sceptile sped across and struck Umbreon down, doing a ratio of damage to his HP. "Umbreon, stay down," Idiot said. The others in the balcony are shocked! "Is he insane?! Sceptile will obliterate it!" Alex exclaimes. "What's going on in that twisted mind of his?!" Destiny exclaimes. "Relax. I know what's happening," Mark said, calmly. "That's right. Just stay down and let Sceptile hit you. Another Leaf Blade!" Sceptile charges in for the kill. "Now! Faint Attack!" that was a real shocker to both spriter and Sceptile. Umbreon got up and stuck Sceptile into the air, "Quick attack now!" Umbreon sent Sceptile flying. It was then that Idiot had remembered two more moves for Umbreon to use, from his battle with Aleah. If you don't mind, Idiot's going to have a flashback...Er-hem, I said "Idiot's going to have a flashback!"....DUDE! Are you even paying attention to the story?! *********************** Writer: Diligently playing Pokémon Emerald Huh? Oh, the flashback...pushes the flashback button Sorry 'bout that! ^_^" *********************** Idiot's flashback... Idiot remembers Aleah using Swift and Shadow Ball attacks. Since I'm too lazy to actually type in what she's saying, I'll just cut the flashback here. Or better yet... "Umbreon! Quick attack!" Idiot's Umbreon causes first damage. "Umbreon! Swift!" Aleah's Umbreon fires star rays that hit Umbreon's weak spot. Ouch. "Umbreon! Hidden Power!" Idiot's Umbreon manages to recover and Phases through Aleah's Umbreon with Hidden power water. "Umbreon! Shadow Ball!" Aleah's Umbreon fires a dark lump that does little, but critical damage to Idiot's Umbreon. Copy and paste does wonders. smirk End Flashback So, joining back in the battle, Sceptile still in the air, Idiot makes his next move. "Umbreon! Shadow Ball!" Umbreon takes some time to focus, since he has never done this move before, fires away and knocks Sceptile back. Unfortunately, Sceptile recovers from the blow. "Sceptile, False Swipe!" Sceptile swipes at Umbreon, leaving him incredibly weak. "Umbreon! Swift!" The star rays fly, knocking out Sceptile. Spriter sends out his final pokémon, a broad smirk creeps along his face, along with the glinting still in spriter's eyes. "Ha! You have an Espeon?! Umbreon will mop the floor with you!" Idiot exclaims. "Oh, I beg to differ. See, Espeon, here, knows Quick attack and your Umbreon is just barely hanging on by the tail. And unless a insane miracle happens, you're screwed," spriter explains Aw gawd, I am screwed! Wait! Since he's going to use quick attack, I can just counter that with Sand attack, but the chances of hitting Umbreonnol will only half. I hope this works... hold on a sec! Idiot thought. Spriter is wondering what's taking him so long to move. "Go already!" he shouts. "Umbreonnol! Use Sand Attack!" Idiot then notices his mistake. Still, Umbreon takes the command and uses Sand Attack while spriter's distracted, Espeon getting hit in the face with sand. "Well, since you wasted your last five seconds, I'll finish you here and now. Espeon! Quick Attack!" Well, with sand in eyes and all, Espeon charges in for the kill, only to miss. "Quick, while Espeon's disoriented! Use Faint Attack!" Idiot calls out. Umbreon moves in, since it doesn't have to "faint" since his foe's already in blinded confusion, goes in and attacks Espeon with the super effective hit. Umbreon and Espeon back away for the final hits. "Espeon!" "Umbreonnol!" "Swift Attack!" they both said, in unison. The star-shaped rays fly, all hitting the opposing ones, coincidentally. When the rays cleared out, no damage was done and everyone stood confused. Idiot, taking quick advantage of this short period of confusion, calls out the final blow. "Umbreonnol! Shadow Ball!" Umbreon charges up the ball and fires, finishing off Espeon. Idiot won by the skin of his teeth this time. Spriter was amazed, the legendary trainers were in shock and the audience was in complete bafflement. Since Idiot was losing his sense, he just takes a quick bow and leaves the set. Later that day, after all the finals matches are up... The three other friends are happy that Idiot won. But when it was only Idiot and Claudia left, she was the first to speak up. "Idiot, did I hear you call your Umbreon "Umbreonnol?" " Claudia asks, confused. "I was quite amazed with that too! You think I might be..." Idiot goes into shock, "Uh-oh! Oh come on! Not now! I need this intelligence against Kenta in the final round! The Champion Round! How am I suppose to fair against him?!" "Idiot, don't panic!" Claudia tries to calm Idiot down. " "Don't panic?!" If I don't win this tournament, Mark and the others are taking me back with them! I need the knowlege to last a little longer..." "Idiot, calm down. As long as you keep your sanity, you'll probably stay like that for another few hours or so," Jennifer said, coming back. "How do you know this for sure?" "...I don't!" Idiot puts a palm to his face, "I'm so screwed..." **************************************** Can Idiot keep his intelligence to last against Kenta? Will Idiot be taken back with the Legendary trainers?! Is this the end for Idiot and his pokémon career?!
	I'm probably gonna add my other fan-fics here, just for the hell of it.


Arctic Master	Feb 16 2007, 08:20 PM Post #69
The ice cold Pokémon trainer Posts: 101 Group: Members Member #27 Joined: February 9, 2007	Chapter 24: Idiot's final last things... If you don't understand what the subtitle means, you don't have to. The story will explain itself. Well, we join Idiot preparing for his final battle...against KENTA MACAUTTUM!! AND WITH IDIOT LOSING HIS INTELLIGENCE, NO LESS! "-Folks, this is going to be one hot battle, I can assure you!" Scott said. The two trainers walk out to the arena. "Well, Idiot, this is it! There's only room for one champ up here!" Kenta said. "We'll see who becomes champ in the end!" Idiot said. The crowd roars in excitement! "Come on, Idiot!" Claudia shouts. "Let's go, Idiot!" Jennifer shouts. "Go Kenta!" shouts one side of the audience. The other three just have anime sweatdroplets on their heads. "Well, we'll get this show on the road!" Scott said. The two send out their pokémon. Idiot's was Sneasel and Kenta's was Snorlax. "Sneasellini! Fury Cutter!" Idiot notices his mistake. Still, Sneasel charges in for the speed advantaged fury cutter and attacks. It didn't do so much as a slither. "Snorlax! Hyper Beam!" Snorlax's unstoppable weapon of power, pretty much blew Idiot in the face. What I mean by that is that not only did Sneasel get hit but so did Idiot! Smoke seeps out of the hole and Idiot walks out, not as badly hurt as everyone thought it would. Though, Sneasel took full damage and was knocked out. "What's going on?! Any normal guy would be Wonder Jelly from that attack!" Kenta shouts. "I don't quite know either. As you lose your sanity, I lose my intelligence. And once that happens, all hell will break loose," Idiot explains. "Really?" Kenta had a skeptical look. "Dude, I don't have time to explain. It's only a matter of time. We need to speed things up." "Then quit dawdilling around and send your next pokémon already!" Idiot now knows that time and speed is of the essence. He calls out his next pokémon, Sharpedo. Snorlax was left immobile after that blast, leaving him wide open. "Sharky! Crunch!" Idiot notes himself again. Sharky? he thought. Sharpedo still bites away at Snorlax and does little damage but still lowers Sp. Def. "Snorlax, crush Sharpedo with Body Slam," Snorlax just falls right on top of Sharpedo, hurting himself, due to rugh skin but still just managed to leave Sharpedo hanging by the skin of his teeth. Idiot has to think of something, quick, before he has no technique left. And believe me, this is a bad time to not have a technique. "Shark- Err, Sharpedo! Another Crunch!" Idiot's lucky to be getting these stat reducing moves because, not only did it do more damage than usual, Snorlax's Sp. Def is now a third of a way down, making a heavy special attack a good one. "Snorlax, finish Sharky...," Kenta got frustrated, "Gah! Now you have me saying it!" Kenta cools down, "I mean Sharpedo. Snorlax finish Sharpedo with another Body Slam." The bone crushing blow pretty much finished Sharpedo and he was nothing much than a flat pancake, which they had to pull him off with tab water and grease because the spatula wasn't enough. Idiot's becoming slower and slower deciding on who his next pokémon should be. Since he still has a strategy for all of his pokémon, he decides to throw out a random one, praying that it wasn't Rayquaza. It wasn't. It was Houndoom. It was then that Idiot's luck turned around... slightly. Snorlax was getting drowzy and starting to sway back and forward. "Doggy! Before Snorlax falls on ya, Overheat!" Idiot then marks himself on his mistake. But getting back to the battle, Houndoom managed to get the attack out before that giant tubby pokémon falls on him. Instead of falling forwards, Snorlax falls back, away from Houndoom, saving him the trouble. Baby's music starts to play, since Snorlax wasn't actually fainted but practically asleep. "Eer... I think I'll take that as an out," said the Ref. So Idiot's scored lucky. "Lucky. Don't worry, Tyranitar will keep you company," Kenta said, calling him out. "A Tyranitar?! Oh...what's after quadruple?" Idiot asks. "Tyranitar, Earthquake! And to be frank, I don't know," Kenta's Tyranitar completely buried Houndoom. The match had to be stopped in order to dig Houndoom out of the ground. They also had a problem, since they hit Houndoom in the horn and accidently knocked him out for Kenta. (Yeah, Houndoom accidently made it through that attack). Idiot knew exactly who to call out. He just had to be quick about it, since he had only seconds left of his smartness. He calls out Umbreon. ***************************** Writer: Okay, people! We're back with more "Arctic Master twists reality again!" With your host, Arctic! Give me a big hand! (Cricket noise) Well, fine. Who needs your applause anywho? Mark: What in the name of crack are you doing?! Writer: Changing reality, in my favor and to increase the suspense! Mark: Dude! Not now! We're in the middle of a climatic fight between Kenta Macauttum and Idiot...whatever his last name is... Writer: Which is why I'm twisting reality. Look, all good things have to come to an end sometime and Idiot's smartness has to go when he needs it most. Mark: Don't you dare do it...Holds a fist, threateningly to the Writer Writer: Ooh, I'm going towards Idiot. Mark: You'll be sorry! Writer: Draws line on Idiot's cap I'm opening his head. Mark: I'm still warning you! Writer: Pops open Idiot's head and takes out his brain I got his brain! spins it on his index finger then flings it off back into Idiot's head, closing the top Idiot's head: BANG! Mark: You were warned. We're coming to get you when the story's all over. Writer: I'm sooo scared. What are you gonna do? Chase me in rage and possibly beat the poop outta me? Mark: Something like that...hits the "play" button ****************************************** Back to reality... As the effects take effect, Idiot manages to utter his last command before going completely braindead. "Umbreonnol... Hidden... Power..." Idiot falls out. Umbreon uses his final command of his smart trainer and, somehow, beats Tyranitar with it. Although, it's not physically possible, it somehow happened and Tyranitar falls with a thump. Claudia, Ryan and Jennifer rush to the arena floor to see what happened to Idiot. "Idiot! Idiot! Speak to me!!" They all shout, in unison. "Is he..." Claudia asks. Ryan feels for a pulse. "He's still alive but..." Ryan knocks on Idiot's head. Hollow, as it seems, "Oh no!" "Oh yes!" Kenta said, Sweet! I'm gonna pulverize this guy all the way back to his momma's house! Kenta thought. Idiot wakes up, shakes his head and stands straight up. And the first word that came out of his mouth was: "AAAAAUUUUUOOOOOOWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!" Yep, he's baaaaaaaaaaaaaack. "Okay, you three, back to your seats," said the ref. "What?! But Idiot is..." Jennifer said, trying to defend Idiot. "Yeah, yeah, just fine. Now if you'll excuse him, he has to continue his match. Long as he doesn't have a broken bone, he's good," said the ref. The battle's back on again! The three leave Idiot alone, him getting up and all. Idiot then notices Umbreon. "Hiya, Umbreonnol! Funny seeing you here!" Idiot shouts. Kenta, being overly confident, seeing this too easy, then calls out Metagross. "Alright, Metagross, since your opponent has absolutely no idea what's going on, just put his pokémon out of their misery with Meteor Mash!" And just when it looked like Umbreon was going to take about one hundred pounds of pain upon his back, something unpleasant happens to Metagross. When he finished charging up the attack and jumping in the air, an actual meteor came flying down, towards Metagross and before he could stop his attack and use Psychic to knock the meteor off course or flip over and use Meteor Mash(no pun intended) to completely shatter the flaming rock, he was hit with it, taking fire damage and fall damage, being K.O.ed in an instant. Umbreon just stands there, looking confused, while Idiot still tries to figure out what's going on. "Whoa! That was a mere coincidence!" Kenta said, arguing with the official. "Hey, if it's an out, it's an out. Deal with it!" said the official. Kenta growls in frustration, calming down, soon after. Kenta then calls out his next pokémon, Salamence. "Tsk, Salamence, torch Umbreon's butt with Dragon Breath," Kenta said. Because Idiot didn't know any moves to back himself up, he spent the whole time trying to think of them and in the result, Umbreon faints. "Hey, Umbreonnol! Get up, please?!" Idiot calls to Umbreon. He's not getting up, Idiot, least not until after he takes a long, tense relieving bath. Since Umbreon didn't get up for the last several minutes, Idiot figures Umbreon's knocked out and recalls him. He then takes out another pokéball and out comes Absol. Absol was a bit apprehensive and decided to taunt two pokémon in this battle, starting with Salamence, who was a perfect victim for this fight. Unfortunately, Absol got caught in a dance and ended up having one of his hind legs scorched a bit. Enough for him to move but still did a twenty-fifth of damage. Salamence used up his energy so fast, it was almost magic. While he was tired, though. "Hey, Absollo! Tell me what's going on!" Idiot asks. Absol tries to explain what was going on, in his own tongue and Idiot seems to be listening, "uh-huh... yeah.... really?.... he's that good?... Okay!" Idiot then put Kenta in a panic, since he shows Kenta his game face. It's butt kickin' time! "Absollo! Attack with that sharp claw slashin' thing!" Idiot shouts. He couldn't think of the name...wait, Idiot can't think anymore... so, anyways, Salamence was slashed into oblivion and was down for the count. "Well, so much for this being easy. Well, there goes my pride, too!" Kenta said, calling out Lapras as his next pokémon. Absol begins his taunting session. He remembers well what happened the last time he misunderestimated a Lapras and does something else. When he taunted and whenever Lapras used Ice Beam, Absol would draw alittle closer then bite Lapras, warning him not to use that attack again. Unfortunately, Lapras never got the message and he fainted after the 7th bite. Kenta was chuckling nervously to himself. He was losing, and for the first time to an Idiot who doesn't even halfway know what he's doing. The chuckling smile then turns into a nervous face, with Kenta's hand scratching the back of his head in nervousness. Kenta calls out his final pokémon, Machamp. Kenta calms down but Absol gets nervous. There's no way he'll be able to win this one, even with Idiot's smarts. This was a lose/lose situation for Absol. He braces himself for the pain he knows he's about to endure. "Machamp, Cross chop!" Machamp crosses his arms, chopping at Absol, knocking him out. "This is it, folks. The coming conclusion to the tournament! Who will come out victorious?!" Scott shouts, exciting the audience. Idiot calls back Absol and calls out, you guessed it, Rayquaza. "A Rayquaza?! Are you freakin' serious?! Oh sh-" "Shoot four-arm-thingy with your bursts of flames, Rayquazap!" Idiot shouts, interrupting Kenta. Rayquaza just shrugs and uses Outrage. Machamp was taken down instantaneously. Even if Machamp survived, then what? So, it's official! Idiot has won the tournament!! Kenta was shocked, the Legendary Trainers were...even more in shock and the audience is giving their respects by clapping and/or cheering for Idiot while he has no idea what was going on. But he did have a surprise for everyone... "I got rubber chickens for e'eryone!!" Idiot shouts, holding two in his hands and a large pile of them right behind him, in an assortment of colors. Unfortunately, everyone books it, trying not to be caught up in receiving one of those rancid things. "Hello? Am I alone?" Idiot asks. Some time later... After everyone returns, and those who finished got their tropies, awards, etc., Idiot's friends give their hugs and congrats for winning the tournament, and Jennifer kisses. After all, this means Idiot doesn't have to be taken away! The Legendary Trainers go down to congratulate them. "Congratulations on your win, Idiot!" Destiny said. "Uum... okay? What'd I get?" Idiot asks. "You can come to the AMLIK Region to take the League challenge," Mark said, "Though, I'm not happy about it, since the writer cheated." "What do you mean?" Claudia asks. "Err... hard to explain. I'd rather not tell you, but I'll show you after you guys come for a visit in the AMLIK Region. But first, get out of here before Dragon_Kni14 shows up." "Why?" Jennifer asks. "Well, I gave Dragon_Kni14 a volcher for some guns so he could buy whichever one he wanted and he'll be back to take over the arena and possibly kill everyone in plain sight," Alex explains. "So, I'll warn the people I want to warn and we can all go our hunky dory way, okiee dokiee?" "No! Why woul-" "SURE! I'M NOT GOING TO STAY AROUND HERE AND GET SHOT UP OR ANYTHING! I'M GETTIN' OUTTA HERE!" Ryan shouts, grabbing Claudia by the hand and running for the exit before she could finish her sentence. Idiot and Jennifer follow and the Legendary Trainers tell Aleah, Kenta and spriter about the news and they don't hesitate to leave either! When they all were at a safe distance, the Legendary trainers fly off on their pokémon, not looking back but down on Dragon_Kni14, who has his P-90's concealed in his coat. Seconds later, they hear his shouting then the rest is just plain lead, flying around the arena, killing everything that moves. Dragon_Kni14 was REALLY trigger happy that day! Back with the group of four... "So, how exactly are we suppose to get to the AMLIK Region?" Claudia asks. They all stop and Claudia calls Alex on her match call. Then something flies by quick, dropping tickets for a ferry. The four study the tickets carefully. "So, how about it, guys? Lets all stick together for one more journey," Ryan requests. "YAAAY! I love this part!" Idiot shouts. "That's a "yes," and I'm coming too," Jennifer said. "Me too!" Claudia said. And so, the three continue down the road, not to dare look back at the Monochrome dome and set forth for what lies ahead. The Ferry in Golden Cove.
	I'm probably gonna add my other fan-fics here, just for the hell of it.


Arctic Master	Feb 16 2007, 08:24 PM Post #70
The ice cold Pokémon trainer Posts: 101 Group: Members Member #27 Joined: February 9, 2007	Chapter 25: Ryan's Rival Now, to purposely steal a piece from Kenta's story, I'm going to do that annoying narrator's voice. Quote: ahem: "Once again, we find our heroes out on their continued journey to one day become great Poke'Mon masters! Who knows what kind of exciting adventure awaits them today?" "Man, this is taking a long time! Why don't we just fly back to the Golden Cove?!" Ryan complains. "Because Idiot refuses to let Rayquaza out, since it scares him," Jennifer explains. "Idiot! All you did was put whipped cream on Rayquaza!" "Really?" Idiot calls out Rayquaza, "AAAAH!! MONSTER!!" Idiot throws the pokéball back at Rayquaza and he returns to his pokéball. "My gosh, he's stupid..." Ryan complains. "What do you think the last... uuuh..." Jennifer counts her fingers. Claudia and Ryan look at her, confused, "Hey, guys? How many chapters has it been since the text, "My gosh, he's stupid "dash" "Underscore" "dash" "quotations"(-_-")" appeared?" Soon, Claudia and Ryan are now counting fingers. "Last I saw it, Chapter 14 is when that last appeared. That was about eleven chapters ago," Claudia said. "Thanks," Jennifer said. "My question is, how do you know there's text that tell about this adventure?" Ryan asks. "Because we know these things," Jennifer said, "Plus, it's right above you where the color of the sky wears off." Ryan looks up, reading this being typed as the slash of words is imputted into the text. "Wow," said Ryan, looking back to the adventure, "I'm probably not going to look back there again!" Anyways, the three continue on to the Golden cove. The visit back to Pearl city was pretty boring but as they were about to leave, someone jumped up in front of them. "HAH!" Idiot shouts as he karate chops the guy in the face. "Ouch..." the guy said, rubbing his face where it was chopped in. It popped out, seconds later. The guy had Violet colored hair and had shades on. He also has on a Black jacket, with a white shirt under it and camoflauge cargo jeans, "Ryan! I'm callin' you out!!" "Oh, you again. Uuuuhuh..." Ryan looks back to the girls and Idiot, "Who is this kook?" The guy falls out from behind Ryan. "You don't remember me at all?! Four years ago, when we first met, trying out for Team Exile!" said the guy, "You beat me with flying colors, remember?!" "Uuuuh.... Nope, doesn't ring any bells," Ryan said. "Then I simply must remind you... Name's Benjamin. Benjamin Hawkins. I was a very intolerable guy and this was the first person ever to get me irritated to the 25th power and get away with it!" said the guy. "AAh! Now I remember!" Ryan said, smiling. "And I came back to find you to restore my lost glory! Be prepared to fall upon my extrodinary power!" Ryan scoffs, " "Extrodinary power" my foot." "SHUT UP, YOU FRIGGIN' BUTTWIPE!!" Benjamin shouts, "Also, that Dragonite belonged to me, but YOU STOLE IT!!" "Dude, I already explained it to you, I trained my Dragonite from the day I caught it and it's NOT yours. It's not my fault you're irresponsible to put your stuff in spots you can't find later." "SHUT UP! YOU TOTALLY STOLE IT, YOU SELF BELATING ****!!!" "What are you getting all worked up for? I'm not the one who lost my Dragonite." "YOU STOLE IT!!!" "Sure. And the ultimate master of pokémon is Ash Ketchum and his Pikachu." Benjamin was steamed to the point of almost hitting Ryan but Claudia got in the way. "OUTTA MY WAY! THIS GUY DESERVES A BEATING!!" "If you want to fight so badly, why don't you take him on, one-on-one?" Claudia asks. "Hmm... never thought of that," Benjamin said. "I don't know who's stupider. Steve, Idiot or this kook?" Ryan whispers to Claudia, who giggles abit. "I HEARD THAT! STOP HIDING BEHIND YOUR GIRLFRIEND AND PREPARE FOR BATTLE, YA CLOWN!!" Benjamin shouts. Minutes later... Claudia stands in the middle of the two, who are prepared for battle. They're already exchanging glares and growling. "Let's get this over with," Claudia said, "Each side can use all 6 of his pokémon but the downside is that no substitutions are all-" "WHAT DO YOU MEAN "No substitutes are allowed?!" HUH?! WHY DON'T YOU GET A LIFE! SUBSTITUTIONS ARE ALLOWED!!!" Benjamin shouted. Claudia got pissed. She joins sides with Ryan, "Let's kick this moron back to where he came from." Claudia takes out a pokéball. Ryan smirks, "Fine by me," Ryan said, taking out a pokéball. ********** Writer: Please note that this is the first actual, and probably the last, double battle in the whole story. Since I utterly suck with double battles, I'll probably only do this once. ********** "Fine, I'll just beat both of you down, then! 3-on-3-on-6, then," Benjamin said. "Who's got the popcorn?" Jennifer asks. Idiot's popping popcorn with the kettle and a campfire's lit. He comes back with a bag of popcorn and the two idiots in love enjoy it while the battle starts. Ryan's choice was Scizor. Claudia's choice was Sandslash. Benjamin's choices were Vigoroth and Tyrogue. "Scizor! Metal Claw!" Ryan commands. "Sandslash! Crush Claw!" Claudia commands. Scizor attacked Vicoroth. Sandslash attacks Tyrogue. Both took heavy damage hits. "Vigoroth! Slash! Tyrogue! Focus punch!" Benjamin commands. Vigoroth does decent damage to Sandslash while Scizor took the same amount. "Scizor! Counter!" Scizor reverses the attack back to Tyrogue and he was out cold. "Sandslash! Slash back!" Sandslash left a pretty heavy mark on Vigoroth but he stood up. Benjamin recalls Tyrogue, then calling out a ghostly looking Quagsire. "Vigoroth! Another slash!" Vigoroth attacks Sandslash once more and he falls. Claudia recalls Sandslash. Not that he would've lasted the battle against that oddly looking Quagsire either, who appears to be floating a little also. She calls out Gorebyss. "Scizor, just sit back and wait," Ryan said. "Gorebyss! Psychic attack!" Scizor takes a quick break while Gorebyss finishes off Vigoroth with a psychic blast. Benjamin recalls Vigoroth. "Quagsire, use Earthquake." Quagsire jumps up, in a slow way and lands the same, and causes a ethereal Earthquake that hits both of them. They seemed to be shaken with fear as they turned ghostly white and stood there, quaking with fear as if every bone in their bodies had been hit by a Thunder Wave attack and they're just now feeling the paralysis bit. "Hey, Scizor. Are you okay?" Ryan asks. "Gorebyss? What's wrong?" Claudia asks. They're both too scared to reply. "They're both too scared to attack," said Benjamin. "Why? They haven't seen any gho-" Claudia chokes, "Your Quagsire! It's..." "Undead? No. Ghostly? Yes. Many pokémon have this ability but most of them tend to disappear to the afterlife, if their spirit is calm. My Quagsire had a high frustration and ended up having a troubled spirit, thus, being vunerable to capture. The same fate is the same to all pokémon, but the fact of them staying is a mystery," Benjamin said. "Huh. This reminds me of that Pokémon tower incident where we had to investigate that tower in search of Mr. Fuji," Ryan said. Flashback... Before we were rivals, we used to be partners in a two men army that could take down anyone that stood in our way. But we were sent on a very scary mission... "Okay, here's the plan. You go on ahead and I'll take on this Chancellor so you can just waltz past and go up the stairs to look for that Fuji guy," Ryan said. "Yeah, sure. And while I'm at it, I'll find Fuji, get him outta here and bring you along with me!" said Ben. "You're still wearing that "I'm afraid of ghosts" thing to the ground?" "Yep. You pretty much got the whole team laughing at you for that." "Well, this place gives me the creeps anyways. I just want to finish this mission so we can leave and go back to base." "Yeah, wouldn't want the ghosts to get ya," Ben makes a face. "Shut up and go already..." Some time later... "Ha! And they call themselves good trainers... Alright, Ben.... Dude?" Ryan examines Ben alittle more to see he's frozen with fear, "Hellooooo?" Ryan waves a hand in front of Ben. He then sees Ben's Dratini and pokes at it. Muscles also stiff with fear, eyes widened. Ryan just shrugs and goes on. When he starts to walk up the stairs, however, he hears a voice. "Be gone... Intruders..." said the voice. Ryan gets spooked. "Yikes!! What the heck is that?!" "You don't belong here.... Leave this place at once..." said the ghostly Marowak. "Do...what...he...says...you...fri...ggin...id...i...ot...." said Ben through his teeth, stiff with fear. "Well, you don't have to tell me twice!!" Ryan said, speeding away from the Marowak, stiff Dratini and frozen stiff Benjamin. "Not...with...out...me...you...butt...wipe..." Ben said, through his teeth again. Ryan snatches a pokéball and recalls Ben's Dratini and then puts a frozen Benjamin on his shoulder and runs like there's no tomorrow. "Still don't believe in ghosts?" Ryan said, with a smug smirk on his face while running. "I...be...li...eve...al...rea...dy!!" shouts Ben, stiff. "And one more thing..." Ryan puts the "statue" of Ben down, "Don't move." Ryan then runs back, takes a step on the stairs and waits for the ghost to appear. She does and Ryan already has a camera. "Smile!" Ryan shouts, Marowak smiling and holding the "Victory" sign as Ryan takes the picture. Ryan then runs back out. "As long as I'm here, none shall pass..." said Marowak, now "smoking" an ethereal bone...or is that chewing? End Flashback... "Yeah, you were stiff as a board. And you said that ghosts don't exist. I later found out that there are two kinds of ghosts. The regular Ghost-types and the Ghostly pokémon that have the ability to scare pokémon and humans alike," Ryan explains. While Ryan explained the flashback, Benjamin had already called out his next pokémon, Huntail. "Crud, he's gonna own us..." Ryan said. "What do we do?!" Claudia asks. "Why are you asking him?! As if he has the answer!" Benjamin said. "ACTUALLY, I DO have the answer," Ryan said, significantly, if one of our pokémon can shake off their fear, attack the Quagsire. His attacks may cause fear but attacking him doesn't!" "Well, you probably never see that happening. Quagsire, another Earthquake and Huntail, Crunch your counterpart!" While Quagsire is taking his sweet time jumping up slowly, Huntail relieves Gorebyss with the shock of this attack. "Gorebyss! Don't let Quagsire land! Use Psychic!" Gorebyss holds up Quagsire, the millisecond he almost hit the ground and caused an earthquake. Quagsire was then slammed against the trees and when he did land, he caused an earthquake that didn't quite reach Claudia and Ryan's pokémon but just hit Huntail, which struck fear into him. And to make matters worse for Ben's side, Scizor just shook off the shock of fear in him. "Okay. Now, Scizor, Slash!" Scizor's claw's raised and from the looks of it, it looks like Scizor decapitates Quagsire but he really just fainted. "Dang!" Benjamin recalls Quagsire and then calls out- ****************************************** Slight cliffhanger!
	I'm probably gonna add my other fan-fics here, just for the hell of it.


Arctic Master	Feb 16 2007, 08:32 PM Post #71
The ice cold Pokémon trainer Posts: 101 Group: Members Member #27 Joined: February 9, 2007	Chapter 25: part 2 When we last left off at that accidental cliffhanger, Ben was about to send out his next pokémon. "Dang!" Benjamin recalls Quagsire and then calls out Dodrio(wow, that was a crappy way to end a cliffhanger. -__-"). The scared effects lingered on after Quagsire being recalled. "Gorebyss! Psychic on Huntail!" Claudia called out. "Scizor, destroy Dodrio with a Quick attack/ Metal Claw combo," Ryan said. "Dodrio, stop the combo with Drill Peck and Huntail, quit being a scaredy cat and fight!" Ben said. Dodrio managed to avoind taking severe punishment by drill pecking the snot out of Scizor into oblivion and Gorebyss pretty much slammed the rest of Huntail's energy into a tree, breaking it in two. Ryan recalls Scizor while Ben recalls Huntail. The battle now looks one sided and it could end up with Ben losing in shame. "I want pie!" Idiot said, adding some randomness into this serious situation. "Dude, what the heck is your problem?!" Ben shouts to Idiot. "Forgive him, he's an Idiot," Jennifer covers. "That's just Idiot to you!" Idiot said, not in anyway defending himself, whatsoever. "My gosh, you're stupid!" said Ben. You took the words right outta my mouth. Ryan calls out Meganium while Ben calls out...OMG, a Registeel. And a Dark one, no less. "GO, THE GUY WITH THAT WEIRD LOOKING POKéMON, GO!" Idiot shouts. "IDIOT! WHO'S SIDE ARE YOU ON?!" the three of them said, then turning back to the battle to see Gorebyss with static around her(Zap Cannon) and Meganium with black and blue bruises all over(Drill Peck). The swirls in both of their eyes show that they were beaten mercilessly. They were shocked they were beaten so quickly but then they turn to Idiot, angry as ever. "THANKS ALOT, IDIOT!" Claudia and Ryan shout. "You're welcome!" Idiot shouts back. "Can we get this show on the road? I'd like to get on with my life, please?" Ben said. Claudia looks a bit worried but not because of her pokémon. Ryan has this insane look on his face, smirking widely. "You thought you got pissed off to the 25th power? Well, you haven't seen true anger, yet!" Ryan said. "I don't like where this is going..." Claudia said. After recalling their pokémon they prepare their next ones. This will be the real reason why Ryan was chosen to be a spy of Team Exile over Ben. He calls out Dragonite while Claudia calls out Raikou. "Claudia, Kick Dodrio's shine three-headed keister and then aim for that Registeel," Ryan said, still smirking. "Raikou! Thunderbolt Dodrio!" Dodrio was fried to a turkey dinner. All that was left was Registeel and he was so slow that Raikou and Dragonite could take two turns and he'll still be preping his attack, "Thunderbolt Registeel!" When the bolts landed on Registeel, that was the time to strike. "Dragonite! Use Dragon Breath!" The time of reconnin' has come. The attack was even more devastating than anyone, except Ryan, anticipated. Ryan knew the thunderbolt would trigger an explosion if it combined with Dragonite's Dragon breath. There was something special about Ryan's Dragonite. But I'll get back to that after the battle, since Registeel was just fried due to three times worth of damage: Thunderbolt, Dragon breath and the explosion, which caused fire damage. This battle is done. "I...I lost," Ben said, he then did something unexpected, "Noooooooo!!" Ben starts to disappear! Well, not really but he "blasted off" a few feet away, back into the forest. Ryan doesn't say a word. He just keeps that smug smirk on his face. "Uuum... Ryan? Sweetie? It's over. you can stop smirking now..." Claudia said, worried. But Ryan just kept on smirking, even while they wait for the ferry at Emerald city to the Golden cove, where they have to go to wait for the cruise to the AMLIK region. But going back through the towns. "Hi, Idiot! Congrats on winning the Tournament!" shouts Lola. "Thank ya, Mrs. Lola!" Idiot shouts back. The group continues and they reach Silver city. It was then Ryan comes to his senses. "Whoa! How'd we end up back here?!" Ryan shouts, just now realizing where he was. "You had this weird smirk on your face and you looked like you were in a bit of a dazed. You had me worried," Claudia said. "Sorry about that," said Ryan. "Jumpin' Jacks!" Idiot shouts out randomly. "Idiot? What's up with the randomness?" Jennifer asks. She gives Idiot a portable T.V. to keep him quiet. Least until the batteries wear out anyways, which they do minutes later. The four revisit Charlie, who's fully clothed and has all his possesions again. "Hiya, Charlie!" Claudia said. "I THOUGHT I PUT A RESTRAINING ORDER ON YOU GI-" Charlie then realizes who he's talking to, "Oh, it's you guys. Sorry about that. I had a restraining order put on those girls so they don't tear me to shreds again." "Oh," the girls said. The mob of girls all sigh in disappointment and leave. "And Idiot! I heard you won the tournament. Congratulations!" Charlie said, shaking Idiot's hand. "It's wasn't a small deal, my good victim!" Idiot said. "Huh?" Charlie was confused. "Never mind about that," Claudia said. "So, anyways, where are you guys headed off to?" Charlie asks. "To the AMLIK Region, to face the Legendary trainers," Ryan said. "T-the Legendary trainers?! That's suicide!" Charlie said. "Suicide?! COOL!" Idiot said. "Those guys make even the toughest looking trainers look like sissy babies!" "R-really?!" Jennifer asks, now losing all confidence of winning. "Don't take my word for it, though. See for yourself," Charlie said, leading the four out of the door, good luck... your gonna need it..." The four friends are off. Walking down the road to Emerald city, they four have one more conversation before they're 30 steps away from the town. "So, anyone still having second thoughts about backing down now?" Ryan asks. "No way!" Claudia said. "No way, Ryan José!" Idiot said, gleefully. "N-nope," Jennifer said, a little intimidated. "Then it's settled! We're off to the AMLIK region!" Ryan shouted. Jennifer lags behind a bit. She takes some thought into doing this and then runs to catch up with the others. When she's away, three heads pop out of the bushes. It's Aleah, spriter and Kenta. "Remind me again why I'm with you guys again?" Kenta asks, annoyed. "Well, we all seem to be going in the same direction," spriter said, pulling out his ticket that says "Blame the (curse word) writer" on the back. "Then remind me why we're hiding behind the bushes," Kenta points out. "Let's just do what the back of the ticket says for us to do," Aleah said, jumping out of the bushes, "Blame the (Curse word) writer." "Okay. Writer, I blame you," all three of them said. ***************************************** Writer: (spat out his drink to the side of the computer) What th- Mark, you bastard! Mark: (riding on Articuno's back in the story) Mehehehehe! (laughs his butt off) ***************************************** "Well, we've done enough blaming for one day. Let's catch up with Idiot's group," spriter said, and the three of them were off. And who else comes waltzing into the picture. With guns on the side and the surprise that he hasn't been arrested for 5th degree manslaughter by now, none other than DRAGON_KNI14!! He appears to be heading the same way. Dragon_Kni14 just smirks and walks towards the others, who he joins the group as well. Although Claudia feels uncomfortable with Dragon_Kni14 around, she's outvoted to let him stay 7 to 1 so... whatever. To the AMLIK region next!!
	I'm probably gonna add my other fan-fics here, just for the hell of it.


Arctic Master	Feb 16 2007, 08:34 PM Post #72
The ice cold Pokémon trainer Posts: 101 Group: Members Member #27 Joined: February 9, 2007	Chapter 26: The Cruise to the AMLIK region Well, other than Idiot acting like a total nimrod, and Dragon_Kni14 trying to pull his guns out to shoot people on the boat he recognized and hated, the crew gets to the Cruise ship destined for the AMLIK region. "Phew! When will those two ever stop?!" Claudia asks, rutorically. Idiot's running around, crazily, making farting noises under his armpit and Dragon_Kni14 is threatening those guys that he hated so much. "Geez, and the Captain or the crew can't stop them either!" spriter said, watching Idiot knock over the Captain and the Crew running away, screaming, from a shooting Dragon_Kni14. "How long do you guys think it'll last?" Ryan asks. "I'll bet a buck that it'll last for 20 minutes," Kenta said, holding up some money. "I bet 70 for the whole trip!" Jennifer said, also holding up money. "Jennifer!" Claudia scolds. "100 for an hour!" spriter said. One hour later... "You lose, pay up," spriter said, holding out his hand while Jennifer, Kenta and Ryan hand over money. "Hey! Wait a sec! I didn't bet!" Ryan complains. "Tough luck, pal," said spriter, counting his money, "Hey! Kenta! You only gave me a buck!" "Hey, I did say "a buck" right?" Kenta said, smirking and shrugging. See, what had happened was Idiot had finally gotten tackled by one of the crew's Machop. In return, the rest of the crew jumped on top of him until he calmed down. Next, Dragon_Kni14 had ran out of ammo in the clip but when he was reloading, he missed and got tackled before he could even say the "F" word. They let him keep his guns, as long as he kept them away and not pointed at someone. "I'm hungry!" Idiot shouts. "Aren't we all now?" Dragon_Kni14 said. He must've meant that, since all the stomachs growled in unison. "We should go get a bite before hitting the sack, anyway," Aleah said. "Good idea, except I was the one thinking it," said Jennifer. Aleah makes a face at her then turns to the dining area, walking away in a huff. The Dining area was full, by this point of everyone sitting down. A couple pokémon, using Psychic, served the food while the Hitmo team(Hitmolee/Chan/Top) entertained the guests. The whole place had cleared out several hours later, including any seconds(or thirds or fourths or fifths, Idiot's gotten). By the end of the day, Idiot was more larger than a Slaking. "Geez, Idiot, you really let yourself go!" Aleah said, noticing how, err... large, Idiot's gotten. "Wmuat?" Idiot asks. "I'm surprised the Ship hasn't started sinking by now," Kenta said, the boat then dropping in elevation, "I take that back." "Captain! We're 89 pounds overweight! We're sinking like a rock if we don't drop the weight!" said the Steward. "Idiot! You're going to have to drink this!" Jennifer said, reaching into her hoodie pocket and pulling out a Slimfast. (Don't get your hopes all high on me plagarizing. This is going to be ironic.) "How on earth is that going to help?!" Claudia asks. "He drinks, he loses the extra weight! Easy!" Jennifer said, popping the drink in Idiot's mouth. And, as I've said before, the ironic happens. Idiot gains even MORE weight than before! "WHAT THE HECK?!" all seven of them asks. "CAPTAIN! WE'RE NOW 150 POUNDS OVERWEIGHT!!" cried the steward. This would be a really good time to abandon ship but there is hope yet, even though there's water seeping onto the starboard. "I'm gonna be sick..." Idiot said. Jennifer reads the label under the counterfeit one. "Slobfast?! Who the heck would buy these?!" Jennifer asks. At the store where Jennifer bought that, several minutes before departure... "I just got a super terrific idea! Since Slobfast isn't going good on the charts, we'll replace the labels with "Slimfast" labels!" said the producer, putting the label over the Slobfast container. "Wait a second! Who would buy them? Only a complete idiot would buy that!" said the Cashier. "Hi! I'd like to buy a Slimfast container, please?" said a customer. "Here you go!" said the producer, giving the customer the can, only to get smacked in the face. "You think I'm some sort of idiot?! I know that's a Slobfast container!" said the customer, walking away. "FINE! I DIDN'T NEED YOUR PATRONAGE FOR THIS STUPID CAN ANYWAYS! Gosh..." said the producer, putting on a band-aid, didn't notice Jennifer until she spoke. "Hello! I'd like to buy a slimfast, for future reference!" said Jennifer. "Oh sure! Here you go! A buck-fifty," said the producer, suddenly happy. Jennifer gives the guy the dollar and fifty cents, takes the can and leaves, "See? Told ya that it would sell." Back to the current predicament... "Should've read the label..." said Jennifer. "I don't feel so..." Idiot said, then beginning to vomit. And Vomit...and vomit...and vomit...In short, he vomited quite a lot. He vomits on Claudia, Ryan, Jennifer, the captain and the crew. Even some of the other guests but somehow missed Aleah, Dragon_Kni14, Kenta and spriter. But the good thing out of all that vomiting was that he lost weight. So much, he was back to his old self again! Except now, Claudia, Jennifer and Ryan are in serious need of a bath. "Captain! The situation is back under control!" said the steward. "I wonder how all that weight was lost so fast?" asks the Captain. Aleah, Kenta and Dragon_Kni14 come out to see the damage. Kenta and Aleah laugh at Ryan and the other two friends for being covered in vomit while Dragon_kni14 laughs at those guys that he hates so much for being covered in vomit. When they all hit the showers, it took them about 5 showers to get it all off them and 2 washing cycles to get it off their clothes. They had to be stuck in their rooms until their clothes got out of the wash. "Well, this stinks," Claudia said. "Yes it does. Least we're alone now," said Ryan. And they were about to kiss again when Idiot busts in. "Hiya, everybodah!!" Idiot shouts as he enters the room. "YAH!" both of them went. "Idiot! We were about to have a tender moment here!" Claudia said, clutching her towel over her. "Sorry! This is a kids show!" Idiot said, "ABSOLUTELY NO ADULT RATED THEMES!" Idiot shouts. "Shoot," Ryan said. Meanwhile, in the cargo hold... Guess who's here to spoil everything, yet again? It's our three least favorite people in the whole story. No, it's not Ash, Pikachu and Yugi(from Yugi-oh), it's... "Okay, team. Since that blasted Idiot's here on the ship, it'll be common sense that the others will be too, so keep your eyes peeled!" said Vlad. "And we're still glued to this certain predicament? Why don't we just find another rare pokémon to catch?" asks Lauren. "Yeah, anything but this..." said Lue. "As I've said before, I need Rayquaza to rule the world, and I can't do it without him. And unless you guys want your next paycheck, I suggest you help me," said Vlad. "There he goes again, involving us two to go with his "so-called" brilliant scheme to catch Rayquaza," said Lauren. "Okay, now here's what we do. Tomorrow, we'll..." Vlad turns to the readers, "Do you mind?!" We turn away.
	I'm probably gonna add my other fan-fics here, just for the hell of it.


Arctic Master	Feb 16 2007, 09:19 PM Post #73
The ice cold Pokémon trainer Posts: 101 Group: Members Member #27 Joined: February 9, 2007	That's the current events of the story! Til this monday!
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The One And Only.....	Feb 21 2007, 04:14 AM Post #74
Yay a member title, I've never had enough posts for this! Posts: 62 Group: Members Member #24 Joined: February 6, 2007	Too much to read.....Ugh.....
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Arctic Master	Feb 23 2007, 11:25 PM Post #75
The ice cold Pokémon trainer Posts: 101 Group: Members Member #27 Joined: February 9, 2007	No! It's getting worse! I'll have to post it later, though, to save you the anxiety! ^_^" M: He's crazy...run away...now.
	I'm probably gonna add my other fan-fics here, just for the hell of it.


The One And Only.....	Feb 25 2007, 03:29 AM Post #76
Yay a member title, I've never had enough posts for this! Posts: 62 Group: Members Member #24 Joined: February 6, 2007	MUST KILL ARCTIC, TOO MUCH...OVERLOAD.....MURDER ARCTIC!!!!!!!! GRRRRRRR
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Arctic Master	Mar 10 2007, 02:27 PM Post #77
The ice cold Pokémon trainer Posts: 101 Group: Members Member #27 Joined: February 9, 2007	runs like a crazy chicken without a head
	I'm probably gonna add my other fan-fics here, just for the hell of it.


Arctic Master	Mar 26 2007, 06:01 PM Post #78
The ice cold Pokémon trainer Posts: 101 Group: Members Member #27 Joined: February 9, 2007	New chapter!! Chapter 27: The Copywrited chapter! If you don't, once again, get the subtitle name, don't worry about it. It'll work itself out. For those who have suffered the anger of my copywrited chapter, Sorry. And please, don't sue me! ^_^"" Mainly Kenta. "So, why is Dragonite's Dragon Breath is so special?" Claudia asks. "Well, Nurse Joy said that Dragonite's Dragon Breath contains special combustable particles that only trigger during the combination of an electric attack," Ryan explains. "Hmm... interesting..." Claudia said. An announcement then pops onto the speaker. "Attention all guests. Please report to the Dining area for a special event! Thank you!" said the guy on the loudspeaker. Who was speaking on the loudspeaker was none other than Vlad. Behind him was the Captain, unconcious. The lump on his head is proof. After everyone reports to the Dining area, Lue and Lauren are on the sides of the doorways, counting off when to strike. "On the count of three... one... two..." Lauren said, but before she could get to "three," someone else pops in the room, busting down the door to the kitchen. "all rit peeps this is teem aqwa" said one. "ya giv us all ur pokmon" said the other. "LEROS AND KAIRA?! What the heck are you guys doing here?! And more importantly, how'd you guys get out of my story, Hoenn Insane?!" Kenta shouts. "blam teh wirter" said Leros. "ya he did say ti wuz a cpywirtd capter" said Kaira. **************************************** Writer: Man, it's hard making words for those guys with the voice. **************************************** "Yeah, now all we need is Mary-sue to stir up trouble," Kenta said. Someone flies on the ship and then enters the room. It's none other than... "o no its marysu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed both of them. "I stand corrected," Kenta said. "go artcuno ice beem!!!!!!!!!" Mary-sue shouts. Articuno blows both of them away and they fly all the way back to the book. "noooooooo ull pay next tim" and they fly through the ceiling, back into their story. "hi ketna" Mary-sue said. "And she STILL gets my name wrong," Kenta sighs, "Well, best be off before the writer gets sued by my writer for copywrite infrangement, since he's already knee deep in it. "ya by ketna" Mary-sue said, and flies off back to her story. "Times like these make me wonder how I keep my sanity, even though this writer can't even keep his," Kenta comments. "Well, back to the matter at hand, on the count of three. One... two... three..." Lauren whispers, then they charge in like suicidal maniacs and shout. "NOBODY MOVE! WE HAVE LOWLY LEVELED POKéMON AND WE AIN'T AFRAID TO USE 'EM!!" That was probably the wrong thing to say. All the guests suddenly pulled out their pokéballs and call out their strongest pokémon. Lue and Lauren stop in their tracks and realize how badly they're going to be hurt. They were also blown away by their pokémon's strongest attacks, too. Thus, causing a huge explosion, in which they flew to the captain's quarters and then knock Vlad along the ride with them. From there, they fly high in the sky and land in the ocean. And THERE, they were chased by wild Sharpedo, who haven't had a good meal in several days. I think you would realize their response. Well, there was good things and bad things from that blast. The good things were that the bad guys were gone and that they didn't get their hard-earned pokémon. The bad thing was that the attacks blew a hole in the hull of the ship and that it's sinking. Everyone goes in a panic. Even the captain, who has a lump on his head. Claudia goes on the side to see if there's anymore lifeboats but the crew forgot to put those on before they left(What Idiots...). But, luckily, the AMLIK region is only a few more Kilometers over. Some take advantage of this closeness and call out their Water Pokémon and Surf over there. Others take refuse and call out their Flying pokémon. This drops the numbers on the ship except Idiot, Claudia, Jennifer, Ryan, Kenta, Aleah, spriter and Dragon_Kni14. And the Captain and crew. "Idiot! Call out Rayquaza!" Jennifer said. "No! It scares me!" Idiot shouts. "I think you shold check again," Ryan said. Idiot calls out Rayquaza. "Yaaay! Rayquazap!" Idiot said. Rayquaza doesn't have that whipped cream on him anymore. "I'm not even gonna ask why, let's just hop on him and get the heck outta here!" Aleah said. The others don't hesitate either. They all, somehow, fit on Rayquaza, him not even showing that he minds. They fly off the past waterlogged ship, the crew and captain still on it. Figuring them, they probably went down with the ship, since they forgot to bring pokémon with them, too. What kind of crew is THAT illprepared? "Just when you thought they couldn't get any stupider," Jennifer said. "Amen to that," spriter said. "TO THE GIANT BUILDING!" Idiot shouts, pointing to the large building. "That must be the AMLIK region entrance," Claudia said. "Onwards!" Dragon_Kni14 said. The 9 of them(that would include Rayquaza) fly of towards the building. They jump off Rayquaza and Idiot recalls him. "Here it is. The AMLIK regional building," said Aleah. "Hmm... Once we go through, there's no telling what mischief awaits us...Welp, time to give it a shot!" Kenta said, walking in first. "Yeah, what he said," Ryan said, going in next. "This is gonna be good..." Dragon_kni14 said, going in next. "Ooh, a challenge. Can't wait!" Claudia said, going in next. Aleah looks both ways and then shrugs, "Eh!" She walks in next. "Time to show off my skills," spriter said, going in next. Jennifer has butterflies in her stomach. "TO VICTORY!!" Idiot shouts, starting for the door, then turning around to see Jennifer, nervous. "I-I'm fine..." Jennifer said, sheepishly waving. "ONWARDS THEN!!" Idiot shouts again, going through the door. Jennifer swallows her pride, then goes in.
	I'm probably gonna add my other fan-fics here, just for the hell of it.


Arctic Master	Mar 26 2007, 06:05 PM Post #79
The ice cold Pokémon trainer Posts: 101 Group: Members Member #27 Joined: February 9, 2007	Chapter 28: The AMLIK regional challenge Now, getting back to more important business, we join our heroes, heroines included, who are signing up for registration, showing their I.D. cards that Mark gave them uumm... a while back. I'm not even gonna bother counting. Anyways, after they all signed up, they sat in the waiting area, Dragon_Kni14 and the others talking amongst themselves while Idiot and Jennifer plob themselves in front of the T.V.(some things never get old to them...) It wasn't long until the Legendary Trainers showed up. There were eight of them but the other four isn't here, for the time being(And we still haven't come up with a proper name, for that matter.) plus Destiny. "Hi Marco, Ashley, N.Eas, Lennium and Destiny!!" Idiot shouts. "Oh, and he gets Destiny's name right?" Lenny asks, muttering to himself. "Welcome all to the A-" Whack! "Ow!" Mark said, Alex wahcking him over the head. "Don't say that. That's stupid. A simple "Hi" would be more modern!" Alex said. "She's got a point," spriter said. Mark just gives Alex a ticked off face and then turns to the others. "Hi guys." "Hi!" said everyone in the waiting room. "That's better," Alex said. "Don't tell me we have to go on another badge hunt, do we?" Aleah asks. "That's a very important question. Well, yes and no," I.S. said, "Yes, as in you'll be collecting these badges to be able to fight us," I.S. shows a badge, AKA the Lightning Strike badge, "No, as in, they won't be collected as gym badges, since we're not gym leaders." "Allow me to clear things up," Lenny butts in, clearing his throat, "It'll be like doing the Orange Islands bit." "Ooooooooh!" everyone in the waiting area said. "That sounded lie a bunch of-" "DON'T SAY IT! KENTA'S WRITER IS ALREADY TRYING TO SUE US!" Mark said, covering Lenny's mouth. "Shoot," Lenny said. "So, what's the first activity before our funera-Urp! I mean battle?" Jennifer asks. "You're first activity is to dance!" Lenny shouts. Everyone starts dancing. "Uuuh, what does this accomplish?" I.S. asks Lenny. "Nothing, I just wanted to see them dance around like retarded monkeys," Lenny said, laughing over the 8 trainers' dancing, "Okay, you're done! Here's the Fire Blast badge, you guys, since you guys dance so retardedly." Lenny flips a Badge that looks like the Fire Blast symbol from a Fire Blast attack. "Wow, that was easy!" Idiot said. "It was really, since Lenny's such a wisecracker," Mark said, looking at Lenny, who's snickering to himself, "Your other challenges won't be so easy to obtain your next badges." "My turn!" I.S. shouts. "Oh geez..." Destiny said, moving away. "Your next challenge awaits at the power plant!" I.S. calls out Zapdos then goes off. "Then, back here," Alex said. "And finally, on Mt. Frost. Once you pass this, you guys will have the privilege to face us. If even one of you guys win, you all win. Challenges or battles," Mark said, and calls out Aurora and flies off. "Well, you guys shouldn't be waiting here. Your challenges await," Alex said. "And you wanted Mark to sound more modern?" Dragon_kni14 asks. "If you know how many times he's said that, you'll know why what I just said wasn't a big deal," Alex points to the next city, "The Power plant's in Hagunan Town. Be warned, you'll find some tough pokémon around here so don't let you guard down." And so they journey to Hgunan town. It wouldn't have taken them more than several minutes to get there but, as Alex said, there were strong pokémon around. But still, they all left a trail of destruction behind them and have caught a few strong pokémon for keeps. "Nice job, Scizor! Think we had enough training for one day," Ryan said. "I'm still glad I caught that Dark Gengar!" Kenta said, holding up the pokéball, which then vanishes to his box. "Well, Alex wasn't kidding about the pokémon here being tough. But there's the Power Plant. I wonder what our next challenge would be?" Claudia asks. After another few minutes later, they get to the Power Plant, opening the door. I.S. greets them. "Wealcomen," I.S. said. "I'm not even gonna ask," Dragon_Kni14 said. "I'm just gonna cut to the chase, literally. You have to catch Lightning, here, to get your next badge," I.S. points down to his Pikachu. "Easy!" Aleah said, about to call out her Pichu. "But here's the catch, you can't use your own pokémon." "But that impossible! How are we gonna catch that thing without our pokémon?!" Ryan said. "It seems impossible, but it's not. Go!" I.S. shouts, Pikachu jumps into the Power Plant area. "I like Pie!!" Idiot shouts, running ahead of everyone. "You promise he won't shock anyone?" Aleah asks. "The only thing you have to worry about is the static he sometimes gives of in his body. Other than that, no. Unless you yank him..." I.S. was about to conclude when Idiot yanks Pikachu by the tail, Him giving off a huge shock. When the others get there, "...by the tail..." I.S. stands there while the others go to see what happen. Idiot was just on the ground, electric shocks all over him while Pikachu is rubbing his tail, from the pain. Seeing Pikachu not paying attention to him surroundings, the others make a mad jump to get him. "YAAAAAAAH!!!" They all shouted, making a huge thump, all missing Pikachu. Pikachu just anime-sweatdroplets and waves a white flag, fanfare playing in the background. "Geez, I don't know whether to congratulate you guys or to help you up," I.S. said. "Help us up, please?" Claudia mutters, on the bottom. Some time later... "Well, since Lightning gave up, you guys win the next badge, the Lightning badge!" I.S. said, giving them each a badge, "Hope you guys are up to the next challenge!" I.S. waves and they all leave. After fighting their way back, they make they make it back to the AMLIK regional building, this time, in the battle arena. "Welcome back," Alex greets. "Hello again," they all said. "Ready for your challenge?" Alex asks. "What is it?" Jennifer asks. "Well," Mischief, Alex's Misdreavus, appears, "Mischief, here, is going to fire Will-o-Wisps at all of your pokémon and whoever can deflect them without getting hit for five rounds, wins. I suggest you take out your best water pokemon. They do as such. Aleah's is Poliwag. Kenta's is Lapras. Spriter's is Blastoise. Dragon_kni14's is Dark Vaporeon. Ryan's is the, somehow fitting, Wailord. Claudia's is Gorebyss. Jennifer's is Relicanth. And Idiot's is Shiny Sharpedo. Five rounds of torture later... Out of all of them, it didn't seem as though any of them made it through that. Except spriter's Blastoise(only because he kept on using withdraw everytime he almost got hit). Idiot's Sharpedo didn't even last round one, since he didn't even know a ranged water attack. "Okay, well, since spriter's pokemon is the only pokémon left, I'll have to award each of you with the Assasin's eye badge," Alex said, giving each of them a badge. "Okay, this is starting to become too easy," said Kenta. "Oh, the last challenge is all BUT easy. Your last challenge awaits at Mt. Frost." "I suppose we have to fly there?" Kenta comments. "It's too cold to fly. Even Rayquaza can't bear the frigid cold on that mountain. You'd have a better chance flying to the mountain and then hiking up," Destiny sugggests, coming out of nowhere. "Then we'll do as such," Claudia said, calling out Rayquaza when they get out. They all hop on Rayquaza, except Alex and Destiny, and they're off. Will they make it through the blister-inducing cold of Mt. Frost? Will the eight of them win the final badge to face the Legendary trainers? Will I ever shut up? NO!
	I'm probably gonna add my other fan-fics here, just for the hell of it.


Arctic Master	Mar 26 2007, 06:13 PM Post #80
The ice cold Pokémon trainer Posts: 101 Group: Members Member #27 Joined: February 9, 2007	Chapter 29: Widening the standards So, let's see how far we've gotten now, shall we? The groups taking the challenge, they've already earned badge symbols numbers 1, 2 and 3, and now, they're taking the final challenge to assure their challenge with Mark, Alex, I.S. and Lenny. And probably Destiny too. Anyways, the eight of them are taking the long and tough hike up the hill. So far, they've been walking up this mountain for 10 whole minutes. "Ah-CHOO!" Idiot sneezes. "Gesundheit," said Ryan. Claudia sneezes too, but it's nowhere near the tornado that Idiot causes. "It's freezing up here!" Jennifer said, holding her arms to her elbows, trying to keep warm. "If you didn't have that Jacket, you'd be a frozen idiocicle by now," commented Dragon_Kni14, "You gotta give thanks to Claudia, who has that bottomless bag with everything in it." "Well, not everything..." Claudia said. "This isn't a time to be socializing! We need to get to the top before it turns..." The scene in the background turns abruptly dark, before Aleah could finish her sentence and the crew is only halfway up the mountain, "...dark." "Well, we're going to have to stay and camp out until tomorrow," Claudia pulls out a shovel from her backpack, also some camping equipment, "We're going to need to dig for an underground hot spring and-" "HOT SPRING?!" Aleah and Jennifer quickly grab the shovels and have already cleared the whole area and dug a ditch about 3 feet down before the discovered the hot spring. "Or...that works too..." said Claudia, hoping that the boys would've done all the work. Some time later, at the top of the mountain... Mark looks down on the small campsite built below. "Well, since you guys are takin' a break, I mind as well head back down til dawn," said Mark, calling out Aurora and then flying down the hazardous frozen heck-hole called Frost Mountain. Back at the campsite... The girls did manage to get the guys to do some work. Or to be more specific, they got Idiot to do all the work. Their areas were separated into two individual areas as the girls went into one area and the guys and Idiot went into another. "Phew! It's nice and warm. I'm gonna get Phemonia as soon as I get out," said Kenta. "I still can't believe we're in our hot springs, fully clothed, even though Kenta's gi is completely filthy," said Ryan. "Well, at least Idiot is absorbing all that dirt, otherwise, this place wouldn't be very clean at all," said spriter. Dragon_kni14 then gets a wicked idea, "Hey, Idiot! I want you to go see what the girls are doing." "Ayessir!" Idiot said, saluting, then walking out the tent and into the girls' tent. Yes, they scream and they all whap Idiot over the head with bathbeads and other unfortunate items that happened to get in the girls' "crosshairs." Idiot, after walking back in, after taking the severe beating, comes back into their hot spring, all the dirt that was coming off of Kenta's gi now attracting back to Idiot, like a magnet. "So, how'd it go?" Kenta asks. "They hit me will all kindsa things! And they weren't wearing shirts and stuff!" Idiot blabs out. "THEY'RE NOT WEARING SHIRTS?!" said all the guys except Idiot. The guys jump out of their hot spring, Kenta's gi becoming mysteriously clean, and running over to the girls' tent, where there's alot of screaming heard in the beginning but then there's laughter. Idiot just sits in his lonely hot spring, like a idiot. The next morning... They're back on the snowy road again. It's dawn and they just saw Mark and Aurora fly overhead to the summit. "Hey! Wasn't that just Mark and his Articuno?" asks Aleah. "Looks like it! They went to the summit! Let's fly up!" Ryan shouts, "Idiot! Call out your Rayquaza!" Idiot, shocked beyond content, since he wasn't halfway paying attention, jumps and drops Rayquaza's pokéball in the snow. And it's about 5 inches up and the pokéball sank like a rock. "Don't tell me that was your Rayquaza, Idiot," spriter said. "It wasn't!" Idiot said. "So call out Rayquaza." "I can't!" "Why not?!" "It fell in the snow!" "I told you not to tell me!" spriter shouts, falling back. "It's okay! I found it!" Jennifer said, holding up the pokéball. Just as she was about to hand it over, Shadow Ball attack knocks them both, and Claudia, away. Everyone looks to see what it was and it's a Weavile. "Oh no! I seen this episode before! This thing'll attack my Aipom and stuff! Then a whole team of them and Team Rocket will show up and stuff and Weavile will blow us up!" Idiot shouts. "Idiot, I think you've been watching too much of Pokémon Battle Frontier," said Jennifer, subtly. The Weavile attacks again, this time, though, Scizor deflects it. "Scizor! Metal Claw!" Ryan commands, protecting Claudia. Scizor's Claw shines brightly and it strikes a mighty effective hit against Weavile, whom it backs away and then runs altogether. "Thanks," Claudia said, in relief. "Go Rayquazap!" Idiot calls out, Rayquaza showing his presence. They all jump ontop of him but then, Rayquaza winces in pain. If they forgot, Alex clearly stated that the elevation isn't set for Rayquaza. Probably because it's a mountain, which is cold and about half the size of Mt. Everest. Surely, this IS the test of endurance. "Giddyup, Rayquazap!" Idiot shouts, in which, Rayquaza responds by falling into the snow, "Hey! This ain't the time for a nap!" Claudia quickly gets off and checks Rayquaza's tempurature. Besides the cold weather, Rayquaza's burning up. "Idiot, you idiot! Recall him! He's getting sick!" Claudia shouts. Idiot, overtaking the command of a girl, recalls Rayquaza without question. "I'm figuring that the elevation, like Alex said, is too high for Rayquaza, thus, it won't be able to fly in these conditions," said Kenta. "Uuh, right!" Claudia said, pointing to Kenta. "We should probably head up the mountain before things get worse," spriter said. Well, they were about another several yards away from hitting the top of the summit, at least until some shady character makes his appearance for the second time. "Oh my gosh, not you again..." said Ryan, putting a palm to his face. "That's right! It's me!" said Benjamin, pointing to Ryan, "And I came here to get what you took from me!!"
	I'm probably gonna add my other fan-fics here, just for the hell of it.


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