The adventures of Idiot, the "So-called" trainer!

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The adventures of Idiot, the "So-called" trainer!; The whole series.
Topic Started: Feb 10 2007, 02:50 PM (653 Views)
Arctic Master	Feb 10 2007, 05:13 PM Post #21
The ice cold Pokémon trainer Posts: 101 Group: Members Member #27 Joined: February 9, 2007	Well, anyway, I'll get on to Chapter 6. Well still walking down the ditch that never seems to end and just keeps getting deeper the more they walk through it, the duo continues through the road. "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" Idiot asked. Claudia rolled her eyes. "It's just you," Claudia said. Or maybe it wasn't just him. Claudia soon felt a little heat stroke by. The heat seems to be pulsing and the pulsation gets worse as they progress through the ditch. "Is it hot in here or is it me again?" Idiot asked Claudia. Claudia, now sweating, answers Idiot in a rather tired voice, "I think it is hot in here..." "Oh, I thought it was me," Idiot shrugs and continues on. Claudia falls. "I can't go on," Claudia takes out a water canteen. "Okay! I'll see what's going on!" Idiot leaves, though he shouldn't have. When he went a certain distance, he sees molted lava. And on the sides of the lava, weird colored Slugma feed the heat with their flamethrowers. Aka, Shiny Slugma. Idiot, not knowing what to do, tried to eat some of the lava as if it was candy. He burned his mouth, undoubtedly, and actually felt it! With the lava burning in his mouth, Idiot ran back to take his clothes off (Oh god! Cover your eyes!) and ran back to the lava and jumped into it! And pretended to have a swim. (Remember, his body is stronger than those of a human being, thank god. He can take the heat the same way a Rhydon's armor can.) After a while, the lava started to harden, trapping Idiot inside. That didn't stop him long. Idiot broke out with no problem. Claudia got to the spot Idiot just took a lava dip in. Claudia was shocked that Idiot was naked. Luckily, the debris of lava blocked off his private part. "Have some decency, Idiot! You’re naked!" Claudia said, covering her eyes. "Naked? No wonder I felt a draft!" Idiot said and ran off. Claudia picks up his cloths and almost ran after him when she spotted the shiny Slugma. She took out her pokemon and caught one of them, then chased after Idiot. Idiot was a lot slower with that hardened lava over his butt. Claudia caught him and requested that he put on his pants. Then she turned away. Idiot learned a valuable lesson that he forgot 15 minutes later. 'Never run around naked again. Especially in front of your friends. (Note: That was Idiot's big problem. Streaking. -____-''''') After a while, the heat pulsation came back but it faded away as they continued to walk through the ditch. Some time later... Claudia and Idiot see the end of the ditch! And Samantha and Ryan! Claudia ran to Ryan and hugged him. "I missed you," Ryan said in the calm voice he always spoke. "I missed you too." Claudia said. "Oh this part bores me to tears! Where's the T.V.?!" Idiot asked. "Don't you have anything better to do than watch T.V.?!?" Samantha asks. "Yes but Count Dracula doesn't come on for another 45 minutes," Idiot replied, "And 'The attack of the deadly duck' doesn't come on for another hour or so." Samantha sighed. "You don't get out much, do you?" Samantha said, narrowing her eyes. Idiot shrugs, "I like soul food, Shirley." Samantha pounded Idiot over the head. "I told you not to call me Shirley!" And for the next 5 minutes, Idiot had the worst Butt kicking of his life. Or what would be the worst, if you were in Idiot's shoes. Ryan and Claudia watched in silence, making facial expressions like "Ooh!" "Ouch!" "SSS…" "Ugh!" After Samantha was done, Idiot was twisted up in the form of a pretzel, and popped out a good 15 minutes later. "Wow, I'd hate to get your name wrong," Ryan said, cowering behind Claudia. "Anyway, anyone want something to eat? I'll buy!" Samantha said, changing the subject. "Yeah, I could go for a hamburger right about now," Ryan said. Claudia agrees. "I'll have the waffles!" Idiot shouted. And so, the four friends walked to the restaurant to grab a bite to eat.
	I'm probably gonna add my other fan-fics here, just for the hell of it.


Arctic Master	Feb 10 2007, 05:23 PM Post #22
The ice cold Pokémon trainer Posts: 101 Group: Members Member #27 Joined: February 9, 2007	Chapter 7 After the meal, the four friends head on to the silver city gym and get a big surprise and re-meet a rival. "Hi Samantha!" called out Sam. "Oh no..." Claudia put a palm to her face. "Hello...Claudia. ’Nice' to see you," Sam gave Claudia a mean look and then looked back at Samantha with desperate eyes. "Don't you see, Samantha that I love you? Leave these losers and come with me. We'll make B-E-Aaa-Uuuutiful music together," Sam explains. Samantha "thinks" for a minute. "Let me respond to that, in the following way," Samantha said. And with that, she calls out her Jolteon. "Thunderbolt, Jolteon." And with that, Jolteon shocked Sam with Thunderbolt. Sam was burned crisp and on the ground, static appearing every once so often. The four friends walk past him without a fight. While Sam was on the ground, a mysterious Team Exile member walks up to him. "Do you really want to win her heart?" said the thug. "Uuuh...what do you think?" Sam replied, getting up slowly. "Well, do I have the deal for you..." and the thug gives Sam a good idea. (Remember that part where I said that he would be a dangerous foe yet? Bingo.) Meanwhile... Idiot and friends make it to the Silver city gym to find it closed. "Aww! All this way for nothing!" Claudia exclaimed. Suddenly, a guy with a strange blue color of hair and strange yellow eyes walks to the door and unlocks it. "I'm sorry. I had to go to the bathroom. The architect was too stupid to install a bathroom so I always have to lock up the gym to go," said the gym leader. "Okay, I'm Idiot and a trainer is which I is one of them!" Idiot explains. "Uuumm...what?" the gym leader said, "Well, anyway, I'm Brad and I'll be your opponent for the "Wind of Despair" badge," He explains. "Wind of despair?" Idiot asked. "Yes, Wind of Despair. Now prepare for battle!" Brad tossed out a pokéball and out came a Pidgeotto. Idiot tossed out a pokéball and out came Mightyena. it's been a while since he used him. "Pidgeotto! Gust attack!" Pidgeotto flapped his wings at high speed and blew a mighty gust of wind at Mightyena, blowing him to the back of the gym. "Mightyenop! Use that rapid biting thing!" Mightyena took this as Crunch and chomped away at Pidgeotto. Pidgeotto stood strong. "Pidgeotto! Wing attack!" Pidgeotto rushed at Mightyena and struck him down with his wings. Mightyena looked weakened. "Mightyenop! Use that biting thing again!" Mightyena used Crunch again and it was critical! I don't even know how much more it can take! "Pidgeotto! Finish him off with Steel wing!" Pidgeotto's wings shined and it struck down Mightyena, who is just barely hanging on now. Mightyenop! Use uuuh...Hyper Beam!" Idiot didn't even know Mightyena knew hyper beam, I don't even know how that even came to mind, but Mightyena just went along with it. It blasted Pidgeotto away, with Overkill damage and Pidgeotto went down. Chris returned his pokemon and throws out another one. Out comes a weird colored Noctowl. Aka, Shiny Noctowl "Noctowl! Your enemy's weak! Finish him with a Peck attack!" Noctowl rushed over to Mightyena and pecked him 'til he fainted. Idiot recalled Mightyena and calls out Seviper. "Seviper! Uuuh..." Great, he's hopeless. "Idiot! Use Seviper's Poison fang or Poison tail!" Claudia calls from the sidelines. "Sevipier! Use Poison Fang!" Seviper's fangs glittered with poison and it bit Noctowl with a firm bite. And worse, purple liquid oozed from Noctowl, indicating that it's severely poisoned. "And use that Poison tail!" Seviper 's tail now glittered with poison, struck down the already poisoned Noctowl and knocking it flat down before it could launch another attack. Brad recalled his Noctowl. "You did well, buddy." Takes out another pokéball, throws it and out comes Swellow. Idiot called out an attack before it was even examined into the field. "Use that Poisonous fang thingy again!" Idiot called out. Swellow, who was automatically poison, was off guard and not ready to fight back poison. But that's what Brad wanted. "Swellow! Endeavor!" Swellow landed a flurry of attacks on Seviper before it stopped its madness. "Sevipier! Use that Poisonous tail now!" Seviper's tail glimmered with poison again. It hit Swellow again. The poison had slowed Swellow down a bit. "Swellow! Use Wing attack!" Thank you special ability of "Guts." This little didy powers Swellow up a notch if paralyzed, poisoned, sleep and burn. I think Freeze too but it wouldn't even last the attack. Seviper took a pretty critical hit there. "Sevipier! Another one of those Poisonous tails!" And with this finishing blow, Swellow was down and out for the count. Brad returned Swellow and sends out Skarmory. "Sevipier! Use that Poisonous tail thing!" The poisonous attack had no effect on Skarmory. "Ha! Your little Poison plan won’t work so well! Skarmory! Swift attack!" Skarmory shot little star-shaped rays at Seviper and he went down! Idiot recalls Seviper and calls out Umbreon. "Umbreonnol! Use that faint attack!" Idiot said, jumping up and down. Umbreon pretended to faint and Skarmory drew close and Umbreon attacked Skarmory. Although, usually it didn't do much damage, Skarmory seems to have been attacked by a serious critical hit to the spike on his head. "Now! Use...uuuh...Quick attack?" Umbreon struck as fast as lightning and hit Skarmory's spike again. The pain and Agony Skarmory took was too much. Although it didn't faint, Skarmory took cover behind Brad. Brad rolled his eyes and returned Skarmory. That was a weird victory. Brad takes out his final pokéball, throws it and out come Pelipper. "Pelipper, shroud yourself in mist," Pelipper does as it was told and faded away in the mist. "Now! Wing attack Umbreon!" Pelipper comes from behind and struck Umbreon with her wings. "Umbreonnol! Use faint attacky again! ...then uuuh...tackle?" Umbreon pretended to faint and drew Pelipper out of the mist. Then it struck him down, had been tackled and then was finished. Brad recalls his pokemon, "Well, I haven't witness anything like it. A mere Imbecile beat me? Oh well, rules are rules, I have to give you the Wind of Despair badge," Brad explains and hands Idiot a badge that looks like a mini tornado. Some time later... The four walk away from the Silver City gym and take a rest at the pokemon center. They rested there for a few hours before they took off again. But then, something mysterious happens... To be continued...
	I'm probably gonna add my other fan-fics here, just for the hell of it.


Arctic Master	Feb 10 2007, 05:36 PM Post #23
The ice cold Pokémon trainer Posts: 101 Group: Members Member #27 Joined: February 9, 2007	Me: Okay people, I'm just going to cut to the chase. I'll start chapter- Idiot: Ketchup! Me: Um, no I'll start chapter- Idiot: Ketchup! Me: No, I mean cha- Idiot: Ketchup! Me: ARGH! THAT'S THE LAST STRAW!!!(I grab a ship and whack Idiot over the head with it, he's out cold) Now...as I was saying before I was so *RUDELY* interrupted...I'll start Chapter 8. The gang saw two of the three legendary dogs. The Entei was darker than usual: and the Raikou looked more silvery and metallic:. "What are they?" Claudia asks, taking out her Pokédex. "Entei, the Volcano pokemon, Entei embodies the passion of magma. It is thought to be born in the eruption of a volcano. It blasts fire that consumes all that touches." Claudia points her Pokédex towards the Metallic Raikou. "Raikou, the Thunder Pokemon, Raikou embodies the speed of lightning. It's roar sends Shock waves shuttering through the air as if lightning bolts were crashing down." "Why do they look so different from the Pokédex?" Ryan asks. "I don't know but I'll catch one of those doggies!" Idiot said. It really wasn't a good idea to shout that. The legendary dogs heard him and ran for it. Idiot took one of his Idiot balls and throws it at Raikou. Raikou seemed too fast for Idiot to catch with throwing his pokéball. Raikou just split, the pokéball didn't even make it too Raikou and Raikou was out of sight. "Oh darn it! I missed," Idiot said. "Well, I don't see how when you scared them away!" Ryan exclaimed. Idiot gasps. "I scared them away? I merely shouted, out loud, what I was going to do and then they ran away in fear!" Idiot tried to explain, practically repeating what Ryan said in a longer form. Ryan rolled his eyes. "Well, we better keep going of you want to win the next badge. But be warned, the next town is crawling with Team Exile members," he explains. "Why is that?" Samantha asks. "The main base is there, in the cove. I've been there a few times but I've never seen the whole place," Ryan explains. Idiot, once again, is way ahead of everyone. "We are the dinosaurs, Marching, Marching, We are the Dinosaurs Blahbla blahbla blaaaaaaaaah!" Idiot said as he marches towards the next city, the Golden cove. "Idiot! Get back here!" The others called. Idiot kept on going, ignoring them and going into the forest. The three others went searching for Idiot. They had split into individual groups and went searching for Idiot. It had been nightfall and none of them had found Idiot. Then more good news came. In a chronicle but amazing feat, The metallic Raikou found Claudia. Well, they sorta crashed into each other. Raikou was looking out for Idiot when it crashed into Claudia. Claudia was a bit shocked at first (probably the static electricity that's in Raikou), but then, Claudia, miraculously, calmed Raikou down. While that happened, Samantha was having the same deal with the Dark Entei. It was running from Idiot too, since Idiot tried to catch him too while they were looking for them. I know this sounds kinda corny but they made friends with these legendary dogs, fought them both in an honorable battle and then captured them. So these two met back on the road and told their story. Meanwhile... Vladimir has devised a scheme to get the two girls and Idiot. He has recently found Ryan's "Natural Clone." The plan was...Whoops! They closed the window to block out the plan. Back in the forest... The two are now back to looking for Idiot. Ryan found Idiot, several minutes after they went back to look for him. He called to the girls and they were all together again. Unfortunately, they were forced to camp out for the night. Idiot, as useless as ever, just stood there, watching snails cross a line. Then next morning... The four friends continue the journey to the Gold Cove. "At this rate, we'll be at the Golden cove in another few days. And Idiot will probably get lost again. And with that, we'll probably be there in....a week or two," Ryan explained. "That'll take too long!" Claudia exclaims. "We need an alternate solution to this," Samantha said. "There is a bike shop in the Golden cove but we need to get there first," Ryan explains. Claudia gets an idea. Some time later... The four friends are now riding on Raikou and Entei. Idiot and Samantha are on Entei and Ryan and Claudia are on Raikou. Idiot's face turns green from Entei's constant bobbing when it runs and nearly throws up. More time later... The four friends make it to the Golden Cove. Claudia and Samantha return their pokemon and walk into the city. Ryan wasn't kidding when he said that the town was crawling with Team Exile members. They were almost everywhere, except standing in front of the pokemon center. So, the four friends stay there for a few hours, to get some more rest, have a meal and chat, while Idiot watches "Attack of the Morons from down the hill." Yep everything seemed okay, for now...
	I'm probably gonna add my other fan-fics here, just for the hell of it.


Arctic Master	Feb 10 2007, 05:43 PM Post #24
The ice cold Pokémon trainer Posts: 101 Group: Members Member #27 Joined: February 9, 2007	Before I get on to the story, I have to tell you another story of my own. This won't be as long and has a very important part that will help you understand the part that will come up in one of these chapters, soon. During Idiot's evil phase (As you may have seen in "The legend of the Legendary trainers), Mark had made a clone of Idiot. Except this one was more feminine and was a little less repulsive. Her Original mission was to seduce Idiot so he and his friends could throw him in jail after an ambush of their own. But then something went horribly wrong and the clone escaped. After 2 days of looking, she wasn't anywhere to be found, so they gave up. The Idiot clone was called (Truck drives by, drowning the name out) but everyone just calls her Jennifer. So, until this day, she hasn't been found and appears at will. Like idiot, she had been bonked on the head (like Idiot), had an evil phase (Like Idiot) and is sorta a klutz (Not like Idiot). Okay, there's my story and I'll continue the story of Idiot. Chapter 9 When the team came out of the pokemon center, the strangest thing happened. There wasn't a single Team Exile member to be seen. Not a one. "Hmm...this is awkward..." Ryan said, "Usually, the town's under heavy watch by the Exiles'. Now there's no one." "Quite strange," Claudia said. "....Too quiet! I'll go back in and watch some T.V.!" Idiot said. "Well, it's better them not here than them being here. Let's go," Claudia explains. Samantha and Ryan nod. The three friends roam around the Team Exile less town, shop and all the works. After hours of enjoyment... The three head out to the beach at the end of the town and watch the sun set. "It's great to see the golden sun set over the Cove. It's almost magical," Ryan tells Claudia. "Yeah, it is," Claudia replied, head lying on Ryan's shoulder. There, she doses off a little bit. "Well, I better check on Idiot. I bet Nurse Joy is furious that Idiot has been watching T.V all this time," Samantha said, leaving the two to their romantic evening. But as she gets about 15 feet away from the Pokemon Center, a napkin covers her mouth and an arm wraps around her chest and arms and seconds later, she's out cold. The guy picks her up and walks away with her, calls out Pidgeot and flies off with her. While that happened, Claudia and Ryan are enjoying themselves watching the sunset. Then out of the bit of luck, Idiot walks towards the couple and... "Hi Kenny and Claudia!" Idiot shouted. Claudia and Ryan thought that they would go deaf. "Idiot, what's going on?" Claudia said. "My T.V. show went off so I decided to see you guys!" Idiot said, smiling. "More like bug us," Ryan said. Claudia looks back and forward, side to side and back to Idiot. "Where's Sam?" she asks. "Shirley?.............................."Idiot was thinking. "Well?" "...................................................................................................(AAAnk!)..............I dunno," Idiot said. "What do you mean "I dunno?" She went to get you off the T.V.!" Claudia was worried. "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh.....Still don't know," "Uh-oh. This isn't good," Ryan said, '"We better look for her! We'll split up!" The three left in different directions and looked for Samantha, unaware she's not in the town. Ryan, while he was looking for Idiot, was snatched, beaten up and left in the alley he was beaten up in. The other Ryan, real name Dennis, goes to find Claudia. The only difference between Dennis and Ryan is that Dennis has a little scar on his left eye. Dennis dabs a little liquid on a napkin and stuffs it in his pocket. Then finds Claudia. "What are you doing, Ryan? You're suppose to be helping us look for Samantha!" Claudia reminds the false Ryan. "Oh, I guess I forgot," Dennis said. "What happened to your face, you have a scar," Claudia tries to wipe his already dried wound. "Um, don't worry about that," Dennis tried to get her off of him. It was then that Claudia got a whiff of cologne on him. "Since when do you were cologne?" "I put it on a few minutes ago." Dennis tried to sound more convincing, but Claudia is starting to see through him. "Why would you put on Cologne when we're trying to find a friend in need! What's wrong with you?" Dennis finally outbursted out some lie. "You know what? I'll admit it! I kidnapped Samantha, okay?" Claudia gasps. "B-but why?" Claudia's starting to back up and accidentally backs up against the wall. "I didn't like that stupid girl. She was starting to get on my nerves," Dennis puts a hand in his back pocket. "What are you… doing?" Claudia choked, sweating slightly. "You wanna know what? I lied about quitting Team Exile. I never liked you and I think your ugly and I never want to see you again," Dennis pulls out the napkin. "And now, I'll put you to sleep. Nighty-night, Claudia." He holds the napkin over Claudia's mouth and nose and holds both of her hands so she wouldn't try to fight back. In seconds, she was nearly unconscious. Before Claudia blacked out, she heard, "What a nincompoop to believe I was Ryan." And then blacked out before she heard anymore. Meanwhile... Ryan wakes up, slightly injured, and gets up slowly. He limps towards the Pokemon center where Idiot has been since they went to go look for Samantha. "Idiot? What are you doing? I thought you went to go look for Samantha?" Ryan asked. "I went to go look for Shirley and then I went here because I have a feeling my show was coming on!" Idiot said "Well, where’s Claudia?" Ryan asked. "......I dunno." "You don't know?! She took you in and saved you from getting hurt by a Weedle, which is dumb, by the way. She even stood up for you when Mark and Alex were going to take you back home! And your not even the slightest worried that she may be hurt or captured by Team Exile?!" "....I dunno." Ryan was devastated. "You cruel heartless jerk. You have no respect for your friends. I'm surprised Claudia's even your friend. You have no respect for her," And with that, Ryan knows exactly where to look to find Claudia and goes there. Idiot, going through a stroke of genius, thinks about that. This was one of his efficient strokes he's had and remembered all the good times he's had with Claudia. He even remembers her standing up for him when Mark and Alex showed up. Remember the time she helped him defeat Vlad. Blah, Blah, Blah, etc, etc.... Meanwhile, in front of the beach to the entrance to the Team Exile base... Ryan prepares to ride on Wailord to get to the Entrance to the base. Just as he was about to jump on Wailord and sail off, Idiot runs off, back as an Idiot, and just barely catches up. "So you do have a heart, somewhere," Ryan said. Idiot nods wildly. "I guess so, Mr. Lasagna!" Just then, Ryan gets a call on his transiting device. "You got some nerve calling me. What have you done with Claudia and Samantha?!" Ryan said. "Oh, Samantha had some problems with a guy who had a crush on her and Claudia's with us," Vlad said on the transiting device. "If you so much as hurt one hair on her head, I swear..." "By the Big book of Spaghetti Noodles!" Idiot outbursted. Ryan looked at Idiot, uncertainly. "Close enough...I'll make sure you pay." "Oooh! I'm so scared. What's the little kid going to do? Kick me in the shin? Keep dreaming bub. You’re dealing with the big boss of Team Exile. Remember, that you’re still a member of Team Exile, even if you leave..." End transmission. "Hey! Answer me!" Ryan shouted, "Shoot!" Ryan turns to Idiot. "Well, ready to go kick some sorry butt?" "Ready as I'll never be, Kenny Magee!!" Idiot said, smiling. Ryan gave Idiot a skeptical look then shrugged. "Wailord! Take us to the Cave Cove."
	I'm probably gonna add my other fan-fics here, just for the hell of it.


Arctic Master	Feb 10 2007, 05:47 PM Post #25
The ice cold Pokémon trainer Posts: 101 Group: Members Member #27 Joined: February 9, 2007	Now on to Chapter 10. Halfway done with Part 2. From the east side of the dark beach, a mysterious female, with golden blonde hair and red eyes, had seen the whole thing. From when the mysterious guy took Samantha to where Claudia was abducted by the Ryan replica. She and her Salamence had seen it all. "So much confusion. So much turmoil. I'm surprised that Idiot's lived through it all," The female, Aka Jennifer, said. She prepares to take out a pokéball and call out her Relicanth when she tripped and splashed in the water. Then she called out Relicanth and swam to the Cave cove. Meanwhile, inside... We join Claudia, in bindings, a similar place where her, Samantha and Idiot were taken. But the only difference is that Claudia and Idiot aren't here. But the same as they were there, her bindings are too tight and are in the same places. And to make life more difficult, they taped her mouth shut, knowing Ryan would be looking for her in the base. Anyway, she eavesdrops on the passing guards. "So I heard that there was a party at the meeting room," said one of the Thugs. "So I've heard. It's to celebrate our trip to the Hoenn region to catch the legendary Raquazap or something like that," The other Guard said. "Huh. Then we should get to the party. It's not like someone's going to come in her and try to ruin everything. The boss has everything under control," and after that, they leave. Wait until Ryan and the others hear this! Claudia thought. And speaking of Ryan... He and Idiot are already in the base, luckily not triggering any alarms. Or should I say, really lucky. It's like a going away party of some sort. There's even a DJ and whatnot. Security is extremely low, only 2 guards on duty. And they're asleep. This should be a cinch. No one's going to be stupid to trip the alarm. After some time of searching for Claudia, the two find her. They untie her. Idiot snatches the tape off of Claudia. "Ouch!" Claudia shouted. "Spin da bottle!" Idiot shouted. Good thing the music's loud in the party room otherwise Idiot would've gotten them in a situation. "Are you alright?" Ryan asked Claudia. "Fine, thanks," Claudia replied, getting up from the chair she was bound to, "Listen, have you ever heard of the pokemon, Rayquaza?" "Not that I remember. Is there such a pokemon?" Claudia grabs her stuff from the desk it was on, Pokemon, backpack, etc., and takes her Pokédex. Searches for the pokemon, Rayquaza. Finds data on it. "Rayquaza, the Sky high pokemon, A pokemon that flies endlessly in the ozone layer. It is said that it would descend from the sky if Kyogre and Groudon were to fight." "Kyogre and Groudon?" Ryan asked. "Kyogre, the Sea Basin pokemon, Kyogre has appeared in mythology as the creator of the sea. After long years of feuding with Groudon, it took to sleep at the bottom of the sea." Groudon, the Continent pokemon, Groudon has appeared in mythology as the creator of the land. It sleeps in magma underground and is said to make volcanoes erupt on awakening. And back to reality, Idiot just found something to get them in a whole heap of trouble! "Hey! What does this button do?!" Idiot said, about to press the "Alarm" button. "NO IDIOT! DON'T PRESS THAT..." the couple shouted. But sadly, it was too late. Idiot already presses the button and on came the alarm. "...button." "Umm, is that a bad thing or a good thing?" Idiot asked. Ryan and Claudia call out all their pokemon. Claudia's pokemon was Nidoqueen, Sandslash, Metallic Raikou, Absol, Exploud and Zangoose. Ryan's pokemon were Scizor, Claydol, Hitmotop, Dragonite, Milotic and Magmar. And Idiot, not wanting to be left out, calls out all his pokemon. His lineup was Absol, Umbreon, Seviper and Mightyena. The Guards all came to that room and tried to attack them. The three, provided an effective resistance, except Idiot, who was punched in the face more than 60 times, fought their way back to Wailord and got out before they decided that using their pokemon was a good idea. Somewhere on a distant Island... Samantha wakes up finally and finds herself with her arms tied in a noose. Soon later, Sam walks in. "Samantha, I love you and I'm willing to do anything to have you!" Sam explains. "Really? Anything?" Samantha asks, "Then untie me." "Now let's not get carried away!" Sam said. "And even if you were to escape, you wouldn't go far because your on my private Island! And the only way out is if I say so! So just "hang" around!" Sam laughs at his own joke. "I crack me up." Samantha tries hard to struggle out of her bindings but to no prevail, she's, indefinitely, stuck there. Samantha sighs. "Go ahead, struggle all you want. I'm leaving you there until you admit to me that you love me back!" Sam said and leaves. And before Samantha could tell a lie, Sam shouts back, "And you have to mean it!" "Grrr...." Samantha growls. Apparently just saying it won't do any good. I need another solution to get away from this creep! She thought. And so, she thought about it... Meanwhile... The three are disappointed that they didn't find Samantha. "I can't believe we didn't find Sam," Ryan said, worried about Samantha. "Don't worry, Sam is tough. She'll get out of her problem!" Claudia said, trying to raise Ryan's spirits. "I miss Shirley!" Idiot shouts and cries a torrent of tears. Claudia and Ryan, feeling sorry for Idiot, pats him on the back. Even though Samantha nearly pummeled the poop out of him, no one's sure why he's sad. Just then, the doors to the Pokemon center swing open, fast and lightning strikes in the background. Everyone turns their attention towards the Pokemon center front door.
	I'm probably gonna add my other fan-fics here, just for the hell of it.


Arctic Master	Feb 10 2007, 05:51 PM Post #26
The ice cold Pokémon trainer Posts: 101 Group: Members Member #27 Joined: February 9, 2007	Chapter 11 The attention is directed to the front door of the Pokemon center. A soggy female, about Idiot's age, whatever that is, walks to the front desk. "I'd like to have my pokemon healed," Jennifer asks Nurse Joy. While she's busy with Nurse Joy, Idiot feels weird inside. It feels like he has gas and at the same time, he doesn't have to fart or answer a call of nature. "Claudia, I'm feeling wiggly and jiggly inside," Idiot said to Claudia. "I think your feeling love, Idiot. That's the sign that you have affection for someone," Claudia explains. "...Uum...What's Affection mean?" Idiot asks. Before Claudia could explain, Idiot is already walking up to Jennifer. "Hello...uum...uuuh..." Idiot was nervous. Jennifer turns to Idiot. "Yes?" "...Uum...My name is...uuuh... I forgot my name." Idiot is embarrassed. "That's okay, I'll tell you my name. I'm," Truck drives by, drowning it out, "But everyone calls me Jennifer," she explains. "Really? My name's, "Truck drives by again, drowning it out," but everyone calls me Idiot!" Idiot said with a grin. And the two get into an engaging conversation. Since Jennifer knows how to speak Idiot's language, which is a language that's related to English, but can be another language, but the person speaking it may change the subject at an unknown time, the conversation lasted until it was very, very, very, very... Hours later... ...very, very, very, very late. In fact, they seemed to be talking about nothing important. Next thing you know, they both fall out and go to sleep. The next morning... Well, looks like Jennifer will be joining Idiot and friends on their adventures. Samantha may be gone but that doesn't mean she's...oh gosh, I'd rather not say the word...either way, Idiot will focus on her later. So then, Idiot heads on to Golden cove Gym to win his next badge. "Welcome to the Golden Cove gym! My name's Kim and I'll be your opponent for the Iron Ore badge!" said the gym leader. "Okay!" Idiot said, as happy as ever. "Skarmory! I choose you!" said Kim, throwing out her pokéball and out comes Skarmory. Idiot just throws his pokéball and out comes Umbreon. You remember that last gym battle where the other Skarmory had gotten his spike on the head seriously damaged. Well, the same exact thing happened here. The SAME EXACT THING! This was a string of luck, though. So this match was nearly useless. "Hmm.. I'll have to admit, that was some luck you had there," Kim said as she returned her pokemon, "but your luck's run out!" Throws her pokéball and out comes Aggron. "Aggron, Iron tail!" Aggron's tail started glowing and soon Umbreon was whacked all the way through the Gym wall. Everyone was shocked. Umbreon, still, made it through that, miraculously. "Umbreonnol! Use...Faint Attack!" Idiot shouted. Umbreon pretended to faint, drawing Aggron close and then Umbreon struck! It didn't do much so Aggron was still standing. "Now! Use...tackle!" Umbreon tackled Aggron and it didn't do much again. "Aggron, finish Umbreon with another Iron tail," This was an easy win for Aggron. He simply whacked Umbreon again and he was down. Idiot returned Umbreon and called out Mightyena. "Mightyenop! Use that biting thingy!" Mightyena used Crunch. That also didn't affect much. After one well aimed Iron tail, Mightyena was knocked back, right into Idiot, who crashed through the wall. Mightyena was down and Idiot was dazed. After a few minutes of being on the ground, he gets up and off the ground and debris and walks back into position like nothing happened. Kim was shocked. "You’re not even the slightest hurt?!" "What?" Kim shrugged it off. "Whatever, Next pokemon." Idiot took out another pokéball and out came Absol. It taunted Aggron and it feel in a mistake. Aggron tripped and fell trying to attack Absol. "Now! Use that Wind thingy!" Idiot said. Absol used Razor wind and took about a small portion of his Hp. Probably a good 15%. Aggron got back up though. "Aggron! Use another Iron Tail!" and Aggron devastated Absol with an almost unavoidable Iron tail. Absol went flying out of the building, from the roof. It suspended in the air for a second or two, blinked twice and fell to his doom. From there, after hitting the gym floor, Absol fainted. Idiot, for the first time, is losing! He returns Absol and sends out his final and useless pokemon, Seviper, who was pwned soon after taking a fatal take down attack. And from there, the rest is history. Idiot, for the first time, has failed to earn a badge and for the long shot, has lost a battle (Which isn't such a big deal to Idiot, thanks to stupidity). So, Idiot, conceived of his loss, returned his pokemon and ran out the building, crying. The other three, concerned of Idiot's sadness, followed him.
	I'm probably gonna add my other fan-fics here, just for the hell of it.


Arctic Master	Feb 10 2007, 05:56 PM Post #27
The ice cold Pokémon trainer Posts: 101 Group: Members Member #27 Joined: February 9, 2007	Chapter 12 Idiot managed to avoid the others and sat at the beach. There, he just sat there and cried, even though he didn't know what he was crying about. Then he remembered...sorta. He forgot he left the water running at home. Just then, a Shark like pokemon emerges from the water and Skull bashes Idiot into a nearby cliff. Idiot pulls out of the cliff and takes out his Dex. He's going through another stroke of genius (And is not getting smarter in anyway possible...I thinks) that lasted until he put the Dex away. This is the pokemon he saw. A shiny Sharpedo. "Sharpedo, the Brutal pokemon The vicious and sly gangster of the sea. Its skin is specially textured to minimize drag in water. Its speed tops out at over 75 miles per hour. "Aieee! A shark!" Idiot shouted, throwing sand and small pebbles at Sharpedo. Then, he ran out of stuff to throw at Sharpedo and Sharpedo drew closer to Idiot as if he was in a horror movie. Then, Idiot reached into his pocket and pulled out one of his custom made balls that he had tried to catch Raikou and Entei with and throws it at Sharpedo. It hit him square in the face and before it could submerge into the water after taking a heavy hit, it dematerialized into the pokéball and was caught. Idiot took the pokéball and put it in the air. "I caught a....what exactly did I catch?" Idiot asked himself. After "thinking" for a few hours, he had finally got the answer and forgot it when Claudia called his name. "Idiot! There you are!" Claudia shouted to Idiot. Idiot never did find out Sharpedo's actual name. So he called him "Sharky." The next day... Claudia inspires Idiot, miraculously, to try the gym again. "It's not good to just give up like that. How do you expect to get to the Leagues if you don't get this badge?" Claudia explains. "She's got a point, you know," Ryan said. Jennifer comes into the explanation. "Besides, Idiot, we have all our badges and you don't. So, if you don't get all the badges, you can't be a pokemon master. And we all know how badly you want to be one," She explains then waves her hand in the air and knocks over a vase, breaking it. "Oops..." ".....eeeh..." Idiot thinks he thinks, ".....Okay." More useless time later... Idiot goes back to the gym and tries the challenge again. Idiot is no longer at the disadvantage...or is he? "Back again for another beating, eh?" Kim said, bored of seeing Idiot. Idiot nods crazily. "Very well then, A 4-on-4 match. First one to knock out the other's pokemon wins. No substitutions. Now, let's begin," she said and throws out the pokéball and out comes Skarmory again. Idiot, trying to replay an event, throws out Umbreon's pokéball. "Umbreonnol! Use...uuuh...tackle!" Umbreon, trying to hit Skarmory's weak point, aims for the spike on her head, but missed this time. "Skarmory! Steel wing!" Skarmory's wings started glowing and then she charged at Umbreon and struck him down with both wings. Umbreon stood tall. "Umbreonnol! Faint attack!" Umbreon, still retrying to replay the event, pretends to faint and draws Skarmory close. It still didn't work but then, Umbreon, on his own, tackled the Skarmory's spike and knocked Skarmory out. "Okay, that was a fluke," Kim muttered and returned Skarmory. Then resends out Aggron. "Aggron, Send Umbreon flying with Iron tail," Aggron's tail glowed and the strike sent Umbreon flying out of the building. With Umbreon... Umbreon, flying through the air, saw various pokemon, Airplanes and flying chairs. It looks as though Umbreon flew around the world and dropped square on Aggron when it landed. That's exactly what happened. Only problem was, Aggron didn't even feel it. So, that was a waste of a suicide dive. Claudia, worried about Umbreon's safety, ran out on the field and picked up the hurt Umbreon. "He's knocked unconscious! I'll take him to a pokemon center!" Claudia said that and ran out the gym door. Kim was a bit shaken up by that, skeptical and then shrugged it off and focused on the battle. "Well, whatever… Go Idiot! Use your next pokemon! Not that it'll make a difference anyway." Idiot threw out a random pokéball and out came Sharpedo. Jennifer, from out of the blue, shouted out a command. "Sharpedo! Use Waterfall!" She shouted. Since Sharpedo was fast, he charged up power and an aura of water energy shrouded him. Then, Sharpedo charged at Aggron and tackled him. Aggron, taking the damage from the rough skin (even though it doesn't work in reverse) and the water (his weakness) took too much on him and fainted. "What?! No one, in a long time, has gotten past Aggron!" Kim exclaimed and recalled Aggron. She throws out another pokéball and out comes Magneton. "Sharky! Use that attack that you used earlier!" Idiot shouted. The Shark was dominating. Though it took a little electric damage from Magneton's magnets, the attack carried on and Magneton was pushed back to the gym wall and had slid down and fainted, with x's on each of its eyes. Kim recalled Magneton and calls out her final and strongest pokemon, Steelix. "Use the attack again!" Idiot shouted before Steelix even had a chance to brace himself. But, Steelix was still up. "Steelix! Crunch attack!" Steelix charged at Sharpedo with his mouth open. Sharpedo dodged Steelix and was ready to attack again. "Again! Again!" Idiot shouted. Sharpedo was about to win and then Kim had an ace up her sleeve. "Steelix! Sandstorm!" Steelix spun around and whipped up a tornado of a sand storm. Sharpedo bounced off of the tornado and was flung backwards. Sharpedo, now angry at the dust off, Charges at Steelix as Kim shouts her next command. "Steelix! Go underground!" As Steelix went underground, Sharpedo bit the end of Steelix's tail and went down with it. For a while, nothing happened. Then, Steelix emerges from the ground and cries in pain. Sharpedo stuck to Steelix like crazy glue. And every second he's on him, the pain grows worse. But then, Sharpedo lets go of the tail, but not by will. Steelix's tail starts glowing. "And now! Send Sharpedo outta here!" Steelix threw its tail at Sharpedo and it hit the wall. Hard. It was just barely from being out. "Now! Use that Water thing again!" Sharpedo charged up the water aura and charged at Steelix with a full finishing blast. Steelix was down for the count. "Wow. Nice job, you Idiot," Kim congratulated. "Hey!" Idiot pointed out. "That's Idiot. Just Idiot." He said and smiled. My gosh, he's stupid... "Well, you've earned this Iron Ore badge! Take it!" Kim gives Idiot the badge. Idiot, jumps for joy and runs out the building again! The others, making sure he doesn't get lost again, follows him. Outside... Idiot runs to the shore where he sees the answer to the mystery of where Samantha was kidnapped and held at. On the shore, there stood one of Sam's boats. The others arrive just in time and hide on the boat. Some time later, Sam gets onto the boat and orders his captain to sail it back to his private island. Idiot and friends will soon find Samantha. Some time later... The ship stops. The three figure that the ship has stopped and when the coast was clear, they snuck around to find Samantha. One by one, they snuck past the reserve guards and found out where Samantha was held (?). Idiot, the one who was carefree of what was on the other side, opened the door. And to the Group's surprise, they see something that devastated them all.... To be continued....
	I'm probably gonna add my other fan-fics here, just for the hell of it.


Arctic Master	Feb 10 2007, 06:03 PM Post #28
The ice cold Pokémon trainer Posts: 101 Group: Members Member #27 Joined: February 9, 2007	Chapter 13: Samantha's story. (Me: I thought I said no subtitles! Idiot! Lenny[from the Legendary trainers]: Oh sorry! That was me.) When we last saw Samantha locked up, she was scheming on a way to get the heck outta there. It's been only hours since we've seen her last and Sam is just walking back in the cell. "Well, do you love me or what?" Sam asked Samantha. "Well, while I was standing here, thinking, I thought of something," Samantha said, kicking Sam straight in the face. "People don't love someone else by hanging on a noose!" Sam covered his bleeding nose. "Ow! My nose! Son of a..." Sam muttered, still stopping the blood from coming out. "I'll be back tomorrow. And I'll just leave you here to rot!" Sam leaves. The next morning... Sam walks back into the cell where Samantha was kept. He's utterly shocked to see her now. Samantha nearly fainted. She hadn't eaten breakfast since she'd been kidnapped and then she missed a whole day without eating anything. Although a normal person wouldn't faint from not eating in two days, the cell stunk and it could also knock someone out in hours as well. "Oh my gosh!" Sam said, panicky, unties her and takes her off the noose. "Samantha! Speak to me!" Samantha didn't say a word. Sam rushed her to the medic center on his island. Some time later... Sam has a nice bowl of soup for her to eat and has her lying in his custom pokemon bed with a hot towel on her forehead. Sam sits anxiously on her side, waiting for her to wake up. Then, she does just that, slowly. Samantha, shocked at first, sees Sam as he signals her to lie back down. "Whoa, calm down. Your okay," Sam explained, pushing her back down. "Wh-what happened?" Samantha asked, rubbing her forehead with the wet cloth. "I forgot to have the cell I had you in cleaned up. When I saw you, you were knocked out from the stench in there. So, I took you off your noose and brought you here to rest," Sam explained. "Oh...Okay, I guess," Samantha forgot all about her plans to escape that day and was pampered by Sam and his butlers for the rest of the day. I guess, for the first time, in Sam's rich life, he finally found true love. The next day... Sam is shocked to find that Samantha wasn't lying down. He looked everywhere for her and found her, sitting on the rocks outside in front, looking at the relaxing sunrise. Sam took Samantha by surprise, by accident. "Ooh! Sam, you scared me," Samantha said. "Sorry. I was looking for you all over the Island. You were supposed to be resting. That's what the doctor said," Sam explains, sitting next to her now. "Oh...well..." Samantha started blushing slightly, and snickered a little. "But it's okay, though. I don't halfway listen to what the doctor says anyway." They both laugh. "Anyway, you want some breakfast?" "Sure!" The couple, now walking to the dining area and were once enemies, is now holding hands.(?!?) That afternoon... The two have been enjoying themselves on their island for two. Luckily, Sam has been ordering things for his private island. He has a swimming pool, a whole room of Pokemon novelty dolls, you name it, he has it(Well, maybe except stock car races. The island ain't the biggest one to put a space shuttle on it...or is it?). Anyway, the day is starting to come to an end. "I had the most wonderful time, Sam!" Samantha exclaims to Sam, spinning around once. "Well, I'm glad you enjoyed it," Sam explains, "But I suppose you'll want to go back to your friends now, right?" He then said, sadly. "Well..." Samantha was a bit concerned of what Sam might say, "I can't say I've had the best times with Idiot. Here, I'm finally getting the relaxation I deserve and Idiot's not around to ruin it. And with them, Idiot frustrates me and drives me mad and always getting my name wrong and..." Samantha notices the ferocity growing in her voice and calms down, "I'm just saying...I'd love to stay with you!" Samantha smiles. "I underst- What?!" Sam was shocked at Samantha's reply. "You'll stay?!" Samantha nods. "But I'll have to talk to my friends about it. They might not want me to leave and they still think I'm missing, I'll bet." Sam was so excited, he hugged Samantha tightly and she hugged him back. Then the two face each other, still holding one another. They stare into each others eyes. Sam's crystal blue eyes meeting Samantha's Sky blue eyes. The two draw close and they kiss! [size=1]<span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'>Success![/size]</span> :D "Let's celebrate! I'll go to the Golden Cove to get some things from the shop!" Sam exclaimed. Samantha goes back inside the mansion, blushing, and closes the sliding door. Sam, on the other hand, jumps on one of his boats and commands the Captain: "Full speed ahead! We're going to the Golden Cove!" Some time later... We're back at the part where Idiot and the others saw something devastating. You really want to know what they saw? Well, here it goes. They saw a Lunatone in the cell where Samantha was originally kept. Yikes! Idiot, just stands there, in astonishment. "A Lunatone!!!" Claudia exclaims. Then one of the Butlers walks by. "Sorry about that..." said the Butler, recalling the pokemon, "Mistress Samantha must've released all of her pokemon for the party." "Party? Where?!" Idiot shouted. "My Idiot friend is right. There's a party here?" Ryan asked. "Yes. In honor of Master Sam and Mistress Samantha's engagement," the Waiter explained. "Engagement?!?" Claudia and Ryan exclaim. Since Jennifer has never met Samantha, she didn't know why everyone was shocked. "Yes, engagement," said a voice behind them. It was Samantha. "Hiya Shirley!" Idiot shouted. Unfortunately, he doesn't learn from past mistakes. Shirley, I mean Samantha, pounded Idiot until one of his teeth fell out. "Hey, whoa! There's no need for violence before the party!" Sam said, a hand on Samantha's shoulder. "Engagement?! You're getting married?!" Claudia asked. "Well, in the next few years," Samantha said with a smile. "Subatomic Impact Frenzy!!!" Idiot shouted, "Shirley's getting married!!" Idiot lost another tooth because of that. "So, we're throwing a little party in the celebration. You’re welcome to party, if you’re not too busy." Sam explains. Claudia grabs Samantha and pulls her to the side. "Could you excuse us for a minute." The two turn around and the others walk away. "Samantha! What do you think you’re doing?! He kidnapped you and now I come here and find you ready to marry the guy?!" "Well... yeah. When he did kidnap me, he put my hands in a noose. Then later, I blacked out after breathing in too much of that stinky air in that cell. When I came to, Sam was tendering me until I was able to move again. So then, me and him did a whole bunch of things and then kissed and..." Samantha stopped, realizing that this was too long, "Long story short, I sorta fell in love with the guy." Claudia wanted to reason with Samantha but then figured she shouldn't get in the way of true love. "Well, I can't change that. If you love him that much, who's stopping you from getting married?" Claudia asked, "I guess we can stay for the party." Samantha hugged her friend. "Thanks for being a good friend." During the party, the five friends, and newly acquired friend, Sam, had loads of fun. They did all kinds of things, had played party games and took a dip in the pool. Yep. For one night, the six friends enjoyed themselves to the fullest. After the party... "Well, it was good and all. But we need to be getting back to the journey. There's 3 more badges for Idiot to collect," Claudia explained. "Agreed. But Claudia, this doesn't mean the end of our rivalry. I'll be seeing you in the Pokemon League in a few weeks," Sam said. "And I'll be cheering you both along the way!" Samantha proudly said. "Yep and I'll see you in the dumpster!" Idiot said. He may have had a bit too much cake and is a bit dizzy. Everyone gave Idiot a skeptical look and then returned to Claudia and Sam's rivalry conversation. "I'll see you there," and the two rivals grasps each others hands and, "My captain will take you to the next city of Emerald town, where Idiot can win his next badge." And as they wave good-bye, Claudia, Ryan, Jennifer and Idiot know that the future ahead of them is going to be bright and that Idiot also knows to never eat a three pound strawberry shortcake whole.
	I'm probably gonna add my other fan-fics here, just for the hell of it.


Arctic Master	Feb 10 2007, 06:08 PM Post #29
The ice cold Pokémon trainer Posts: 101 Group: Members Member #27 Joined: February 9, 2007	Chapter 14 The four friends make it to Emerald town where Idiot will earn his 6th badge. What kind of bizarre and crazy things do you think will happen next? "Welcome to the Emerald city pokemon school! My name's Mrs. Maple and I'll be your tutor today!" said the teacher. "School?! I thought this was the gym! Where are my free cookies?!" Idiot shouted. The other three, Claudia, Ryan and Jennifer sit next to Idiot vertically and horizontally. "Why, Idiot, don't you remember?" Jennifer asks. Five minutes earlier... Ryan, Claudia and Jennifer talk together while Idiot stares blankly into space. "From what we heard from the captain, the gym leader on Emerald Island is no joke. If Idiot expects to beat her, he needs to learn a better battle strategy," Jennifer explains. Then trips as she walks over to Idiot. "Idiot," Claudia said, Idiot's not paying her any mind, "Do you want to go to school?" "Huh?...yeah, yeah, whatever..." Idiot said, almost as in a daze. "School?" Ryan asks. "Yep. There's a school in Emerald town that teaches beginners how to start their journey. That's where I went before I started my journey and I haven't been once unprepared for the worst!" Claudia announced, proud and has a grin on her face. "I'm sorry, did you say something?" Idiot still wasn't paying attention. "I think that's a good idea. Maybe Idiot will find his common sense there," Ryan said. And with that, the four friends, Idiot still not paying attention, applied for Pokemon School and got immediate classes. Which is then, Idiot realizes where he thinks he is. "I'll need to know your names, now. I'll take your attendance, put your names on this piece of paper," said Mrs. Maple, putting a piece of paper on Claudia's desk. She then writes down her name and passes it to Ryan, who he does the same and passes it to Jennifer, who she then passes it to Idiot after writing down her name, messed up once. Idiot, on the other hand, didn't write his name. Instead, he doodled. I tried to send a image of it but the came too freaking big. Idiot drew a Super sized ninja that was attacking the little stick figured citizens. When Mrs. Maple saw it, she gave it a skeptical look and a anime sweat drop appeared on her head. "Umm...I just call out your names. Claudia," said Mrs. Maple. "Here," Claudia raised her hand. "Ryan." "Present," Ryan raised his hand as well. "Jennifer." "A que," Jennifer said in Spanish. "And...the guy who drew this picture." "Me!" Truck drives by outside, drowning it out, "But me name's Idiot!" Mrs. Maple had another anime sweat drop roll down her head. "Okay. I'll give you a quiz on how much you know already. Seeing that you all have a some or all badges, I'll give you a quiz on how much you already know," Mrs. Maple explains. She then passes out a quiz to everyone. The questions where: 1) What are the three pokemon also know as the "Regis"? 2) How may pokemon can you have before it is stored in your via pc? 3) What must you do first before you attempt to catch a pokemon? 4) Are all pokemon unique? 5) Which Hoenn regional berry is known to cure paralysis? Though Claudia, Ryan, Jennifer and you(may) know these answers, do you think Idiot knows any of this? [size=7]NO!![/size] When the answers came back, The three that knew the answers all had these following answers: 1) Regice, Regirock and Registeel(they weren't all in the same order) 2) 6 3) Weaken it 4) Yes 5) Cheri While these where the answers to their problems, Idiot had these answers: 1) attack of the deadly ninjas from outer space 9_6 2) I’m hungry 3) Oh not anymore 4) ....I LIKE FRENCH FRIES! 5) AUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH (Drew a picture of him screaming) When Mrs. Maple saw them, she had to stand up. "Claudia, Ryan and Jennifer are excused from class. They know this already and all have perfect scores. Idiot, you stay," She told them all. Claudia, Ryan and Jennifer left. Jennifer tripped over one of the desks on her way out, then left. "Idiot, why are your grades poor?" Mrs. Maple asked. "Because I read books, Mrs. Monopoly!" Idiot shouted. "Well, you’re going to have to do better or you'll never beat Shirley, the gym leader here. She runs the school," Mrs. Maple explained. "What was that about me running the school?" said a voice right at the door. It was, in fact, the gym leader and board of education, Shirley Baker of Emerald town gym. "Hiya, Samantha!" Idiot shouted. It's about time he got Samantha's name right, but to the wrong person. "What? My name's Shirley, not Samantha!" Shirley exclaimed. "I would like to fight you for the shiny badge! I already gots..." Idiot counts his fingers and shows 3 fingers to Shirley, "This many!" Both the teacher and Shirley have anime droplets running down the back of their heads. "Well, then we'll face each other tomorrow at the Emerald town gym," Shirley walks away. Some time later... Mrs. Maple has Idiot training as if he's weightlifting. Having him lift book barbells, reading the books while lifting a dumbbell, running and biking while reading a book, etc... At the end of the day... "And Idiot! What did you learn today?" Mrs. Maple asked. "..........................I dunno!" Idiot said with a grin. Mrs. Maple puts a palm to her face. "This is hopeless..." said Mrs. Maple...or was it hopeless?
	I'm probably gonna add my other fan-fics here, just for the hell of it.


Arctic Master	Feb 10 2007, 06:13 PM Post #30
The ice cold Pokémon trainer Posts: 101 Group: Members Member #27 Joined: February 9, 2007	Okay, skip the intro! I'll just give you the Chapter you read it. Done. Chapter 15 Idiot prepares to face his next challenge. Shirley, of the Emerald town gym, is his opponent. Unfortunately, the gym disallows spectators to watch the gym so Idiot was on his own for this one. "Well, Idiot, are you ready?" Shirley asks. Idiot nods 'silly-like', "Very well, then let's begin the battle. 3-on-3. First to get all pokemon KOed wins." Shirley blows her hair out of her face and throws out her pokéball. Out comes a blue and black Umbreon(shiny). Idiot, his brain triggering a reaction, throws out a pokéball and out comes his Umbreon. "Well, what do you know? We have the same pokemon. But it doesn't matter, though. Shadow! Tackle!" Shirley commanded. Shiny Umbreon tackled normal Umbreon to the ground, taking normal Umbreon by surprise. "Uuuh...Umbreonnol! Use Quicky strike!" normal Umbreon slipped away from Shiny Umbreon and struck her down. The two seem to have switched placed from the last attack. "Shadow! Attract!" Shiny Umbreon seemed to be making a cute face to normal Umbreon, trying to infatuate it. And it's working. Normal Umbreon fell in love. "Umbreonnol! Use Biting attack!" Idiot shouted. Normal Umbreon didn't hear a word he said. He was focusing too much on Shiny Umbreon to attack. "Looks like your Umbreon is too in love with my Umbreon to attack mine. Shadow! Take down!" Shiny Umbreon recklessly tackled normal Umbreon and for a second or two, Umbreon snapped out of it. But then, sadly, he was blinded again. "Shadow, finish Umbreon with Double-Edge." And with an even reckless tackle than before, Shiny Umbreon knocked out Umbreon without much damage done. Idiot returned Umbreon and then calls out Seviper. "Sevipier! Use that Poisonous Tail thingy!" Seviper swung its poison tail, glimmering with poison, struck Shiny Umbreon and it was down for the count. Shirley returns her pokemon. "Hmm...nice job. That still doesn't mean you can beat me!" Shirley throws out another pokéball, out comes Sneasel. Dark Ice! Use Icy wind!" Sneasel blew a harsh wind at Seviper. Seviper seems to be a little stiff. "And now! finish it with Fury Swipes, while Seviper's stiff!" Sneasel attacked, scratch after scratch on to Seviper. Seviper's lucky to still be in the battle. "Well, he survived. But unfortunately, Seviper's going down. Dark Ice! Finish it with Slash attack!" Sneasel charged at Seviper and before he reached impact, Seviper dodged the slash. "Sevipier! Uuumm...Poisonous teeth!" Seviper took this as "Poison Fang" and bit Sneasel with its last bit of energy before it fainted. Sneasel was poisoned. Seviper was recalled and he then calls out Sharpedo. "Okay! Sharky!" Idiot shouted, overjoyed. Sharky, I mean Sharpedo, won him the Iron ore badge last time. Maybe this time, he can win him this badge. Maybe... "Dark Ice. Fury cutter," Sneasel struck Sharpedo with one of her claws but then flinched because of the poison. "Sharky! Use...uuuh....that water thingy!" Sharpedo charged up the water aura and charged at Sneasel with a finishing blow. It would've survived if it wasn't for the poison. Shirley was getting a bit uneasy. She knew deep down that this next pokemon would be beaten easily, thanks to the water. So, Shirley swallowed her pride and tossed out the last pokemon in her party, Houndoom. "Heckhound(Censors decision), us-" was all Shirley could muster before Idiot shouted: "Use that Water thingy again!" Sharpedo rushed it and attacked Sharpedo with the final hit of Waterfall and Houndoom was down automatically. "Well, Idiot, you won fair and square. I guess you learned a think or two in school after all. I must award you with the Dark eye badge," Shirley said, giving Idiot the badge. "Cooooooooooooooooooooooool! Thanks Samantha!" Idiot shouted. "Oh, and one more thing, don't call me Samantha," Shirley said. Back at the pokemon Center... "So, Idiot, how did it go?" Ryan asked. "...................................I MAKE RUBBERCHICKENS FOR EVERYONE!!" Idiot said, holding out enough rubber chickens for everyone in the Pokemon Center, including Nurse Joy. Everyone ran out of the Center. "....hello? Is anybody home?" Idiot, figuring no one's here, goes to the machine behind the desk and heals his pokemon to full health. Minutes after finishing, the people come back after realizing that Idiot forgot about the rubber chickens. Just as everything was going back to regular order, an old rival enters the Pokemon Center. "Hiya morons!" said Steve, walking through the pokemon center as if he owns the place. "What do you want, Steve. It was better off when you weren't here to ruin the good moments," Claudia said, narrowing her eyes and frightening Steve for a second. Steve regains his calm mood. "I just won my sixth badge! It was easy!" Steve said. "Sure it was," Claudia said, rolling her eyes. "Well, I'm sure I can beat you now!" Steve said, pointing to Claudia, "And I can definitely beat you!" pointing to Idiot and turned green at the sight, "Are you picking your nose?!" Idiot stops for a second. "Uuumm...I dunno," he said and continues picking, wiping the boogers on Ryan's and Jennifer's sleeve. "Hey! This is my favorite shirt!" Ryan runs to the bathroom and washes it off. Jennifer didn't notice for 5 minutes and when she did notice, she ate it. O_o'' "Eeeeeeeeew!" Claudia shouted. She was utterly disgusted. So was Steve. After a few more minutes of "Gold Digging"... Idiot finally ran out of boogers. Claudia and Steve were relieved. "Where were we?....Oh yeah, If you think you can beat me, I'll wait for you to challenge me outside. Prepare to lose once you get out there," And with that, Steve walked outside and waited on Claudia to come out and fight her. Claudia goes to the pc in the corner of the Pokemon Center and deposits her Exploud and Nidoqueen and withdraws two other pokemon. "So, let me get this straight, you’re actually going to take this challenge?" Ryan asked Claudia. "Yeah. Watch me beat the snot off this punk so he can shut up about ever beating me," Claudia said and walked out the Pokemon Center. Outside... "So you decided not to chicken out? Fine. It's your funeral," said Steve. "Steve, two words. Shut. Up. You’re annoying. I'll beat you down so bad it won't even be any fun," Claudia said. And with that, the two threw out their pokéballs.
	I'm probably gonna add my other fan-fics here, just for the hell of it.


Arctic Master	Feb 10 2007, 06:19 PM Post #31
The ice cold Pokémon trainer Posts: 101 Group: Members Member #27 Joined: February 9, 2007	(this turned out to be a short chapter, I appologize) Chapter 17 The rain keeps pouring as these two serious battlers progress on with their battle. Claudia is in the lead with 4 to 3 and Steve doesn't look like he's doing well. But, he does have a plan...does he? He throws out a pokéball. Out comes Lairon. Claudia sees her disadvantage point and recalls Absol. She then calls out Sandslash. "Lairon! Take down that Sandslash!" Steve commanded. Lairon charged at Sandslash and hit him with a reckless tackle. He didn't seem to be hurt at all with recoil. "Sandslash! Dig underground!" Claudia commanded Sandslash. Sandslash was a fast digger and seconds later, it made a pretty deep hole. The hole was so deep, Sandslash had actually dug a hole to China! China... When it popped up, Sandslash saw a red Gyrados used for festivals and got scared. Ran back down the hole faster than a speedy arrow. Back to the battle... Lairon was so bored of waiting, he put his guard down. Then, from out of the ground, Sandslash popped up and attacked Lairon. Lairon, dealing with both weaknesses and the surprise attack, fell in shame. Idiot had acquired a paper bag to put over Lairon's head, which he did. Steve just sighed, took off the bag and returned Lairon. Steve was getting a bit nervous. He throws out another pokéball. Out comes Gardevoir. "Gardevoir! Use Psychic!" Gardevoir's, better than her pre-evolved form, whom he fought with last, Psychic blast was more powerful than before. Sandslash was automatically KOed. "What's a matter? Losing your pro touch?" Steve taunted. Claudia just smiles. "I'll have to admit, this has been a pretty good battle. You have proven yourself not so stupid after all. Unfortunately, your luck's run out!" Claudia throws out the same pokéball with Absol in it. "Gardevoir! Use Future Sight!" Steve must've learned from past mistakes. He hasn't made a mistake. Yet... "Absol! Bite attack!" Absol bit Gardevoir. She moved out of the way and flinched when Absol let go. "Gardevoir! Psychic attack!" ...or not. Though Gardevoir avoided flinching badly, she still used Psychic, which didn't work at all. "Absol! Finish it with another bite!" Absol bit Gardevoir, this time, making her faint. Steve forgot all about Future sight. He returned his pokemon and called out his final pokemon, Shuppet. "Shuppet! Hit him with a Night Shade!" Shuppet's eyes glowed dark blue and then dark energy shot out from Shuppet's eyes. Absol flew back but still stood in. And then, just in the bit of luck, the Future sight hits Absol and finishes her off. Claudia returns Absol and sends out her most powerful and recent pokemon, Metallic Raikou. Steve was shocked! "What?! You have a Raikou?!?...What's with those weird colors?" Steve asks. "He's special. And now, Raikou! Use Thunder!!" Raikou, with the help of the rain, put in Overkill on poor Shuppet and Shuppet was down for a while. "And the crowd goes wild! Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!" Idiot shouts. Ryan runs over and hugs Claudia. "No fair! You had a legendary pokemon!" Steve said, still standing in the rain, "This calls for drastic measures." Steve goes back in and has his pokemon healed. While that's happening, the others are busy talking about how badly Claudia beat him. Idiot, throwing stuff in the air, accidentally throws one of his custom made pokéballs Steve's way. Steve takes the pokéball, makes a face behind the groups backs and runs out of the pokemon center and into the rain.
	I'm probably gonna add my other fan-fics here, just for the hell of it.


Arctic Master	Feb 10 2007, 06:26 PM Post #32
The ice cold Pokémon trainer Posts: 101 Group: Members Member #27 Joined: February 9, 2007	Chapter 18 is coming up now. And let me just say...I'll just shut up now... Well, some time later, the rain stopped falling. There were some extra bursts of sun shine but that was about it. Once all that stopped, the four friends went out to get to the next town. But little did they know, the four friends are about to embark on a very dangerous adventure. After traveling through the forest for a while, the see some Team Exile members from the tall grass. "Okay, let’s move out to the base. I'm pretty sure Vladimir and the others probably did it already. He did say 'Report to the base at 7:00 pm' after he left," said one of the Team Exile members. The four friends hid in the bushes. Bad Idea. "Hmm...I'm hungry. Maybe when we get to the base, we can enjoy the next party before we head off to the Hoenn region to catch that legendary Rayquaza thing." While in the bushes, the four friends keep quiet as the three Exile members ran their mouths off. Then, Jennifer feels something crawl up her leg. She looks down and sees a Spinarak. She nearly screamed if it wasn't for Claudia and Ryan keeping her mouth shut. They shouted softly for the Spinarak to get off of her but, to no prevail, the Spinarak liked Jennifer. Unfortunately, Jennifer is afraid of bug pokemon. "Well, at least we're not going straight to Sky Pillar to get to Rayquaza," said the third Team Exile member. Jennifer's fear is getting worse. If she moved, she might attract attention to the Exile members and get them caught. If she doesn't move, the "creepy crawly" will just stay on her and gross her out some more. Such a hard decision to make... The second Team exile member sighs. "Well, let's get to the base and have some pop and liquor," and with that, they left; but not far enough to hear Jennifer's scream. "AAAAAIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! GETITOFF! GETITOFF! GET IT OOOOOOOOFF!!!" Jennifer screamed, running around. The other three got out of the bushes and tried to pick the Spinarak off of Jennifer. While that happened, the Exile members looked back, saw them and just spaced out at the sight, with anime sweat drops on the sides of their heads. Then they looked at each other, shrugged and left. While that happened, the four friends finally got Spinarak off Jennifer. But then, in return, it used string shot to tie them all up. Minutes later, the four friends were all in one giant ball, stuck in webbing. "Well, this stinks," Ryan said. Spinarak jumped on the top of the webbing and nudged on Jennifer's side. "Get him off..." Jennifer muttered. See, what had happened was... When they were hiding, Jennifer forgot she was holding some pokemon food in her pocket since she rarely visited pokemon centers. Some of the food fell out and a nearby Spinarak found it and ate some. It was yummy to him, so he looked for some more. The Spinarak saw the food in Jennifer's pocket and then jumped on her leg. And that's how it all happened! Some time later... The four friends finally got out of that sticky situation. Spinarak is still attached to Jennifer, even though she doesn't like bug pokemon. Deciding that "this bug won't leave me alone" smick, she catches Spinarak and the four friends go back to follow the Team Exile members back to the Golden cove. After stowing away in the ship for a couple days, the Exile members and the four friends are back at the Team Exile Base. When the coast was clear, the friends got out and dusted themselves off. "Wow, dusty!" Idiot shouted, Claudia covering his mouth afterwards. "Quiet! You want to be captured again?!" Claudia shouted softly. "I know this is a bad time but what does "captured" mean?" Idiot asks. Claudia rolls her eyes and the friends jump off the ship, seeing that the coast is still clear. The friends split up to look for the submarine that was stolen, as from they know. It wasn't in this docking area. "Ryan, you said you've been here before. Where do you think they'll be storing the submarine?" Claudia asks. "Well, the submarine would be in the next docking area, if not here. We batter split up and search the area for the next docking area because I’ve never been there before," Ryan explains. And the four friends went their temporary separate ways. Ryan... Ryan walked for minutes until he stopped at a certain door. He read what it said, which was: "Boss's office Don't come in unless you’re called in" Of course, Ryan did too good of a job to go in there. The office was mainly to either decommission someone or if someone messed up on the job. Ryan was curious so he went in. When he walked in, he looked at the office skeptically. "This is the exact opposite of what I'd expect from the big cheese himself," Ryan said to himself. What he expected was a neat but dark office, windows blinds that were halfway closed to let in just a little light to add suspense, and guarded with some Houndoom in the office in case someone stupid enough were to come in the room. What he saw was a whole bunch of cute and fluffy animals surrounding his desk and the "guard" pokemon are cute little Pichu. "Wow." Ryan, seeing no one was in the office at the time, walked in the room and closed the door. Claudia... Claudia kept close to the shadows. She snuck in the shadows and hoped that no Team exile member to come crossing by. Fortunately, one came by and saw her, in the light. At first, she was scared, thinking Oh no! They saw me!! and that she was going to be reported to Vlad. But, instead, she sees a drunken Exile member who looks like she won't sober up for some time now. "Kiss me! I'm Irish!" said a drunken Exile member. Claudia sighed in relief. "Thank you, liquor side effects!" Claudia shouted and ran for it after realizing her mistake. While she ran, she dropped a pokéball which released Zangoose. Claudia didn't even notice and Zangoose wandered off into the crowd of drunkards. Idiot... Idiot, who got lost before he even started looking for this thing called a "docking area", wandered his way into the party, where everyone there was completely drunk off of Budweiser beer and other alcoholic beverages. Idiot, sitting next to a "Wanted" poster of himself giving the "Victory" sign with his tongue hanging out of his mouth, grabs a nearby half-full bottle of beer and drinks some of it. Unnoticing, he drops his pokéball with Seviper in it and some time later, the Zangoose and Seviper met. But, before the two could fight, they both got knocked over their heads with bottles and those same bottles landed in their mouths, both drinking the alcoholic beverages. Some time later, both of them were drunk and talking drunkenly. "Sev-iiiper(Translation: Nice day we're having here)..." said the drunken Seviper. "Zan-zan-zangoose(Trans: Yeah, I think I gots a headache)..." said the drunken Zangoose. "Sev-hic!-viper(Trans: No yas hic don't)" Zangoose puts an arm around Seviper as if they were buddies, slightly leaning on Seviper. "Zaaaaaaaaaangoose (Trans: Oh how do you know, Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeest buddy?)" "Seviper Sevip hic(Trans: I dunno, I just thinks I do. hic!) "Zangoose hiccup!Zang Zang Zang.(Trans: I love you. hiccup! Surely I do.) Jennifer... Jennifer has no idea where she's going. From her perspective, she's seen the same things more than five times, she's seen the same drunkards who gave her directions twice and saw a directory of where the other dock was. To no prevail, she was definitely lost. "Well, it's official. I have absolutely no Idea where I'm going!" Jennifer shouted out. Her Spinarak popped out of its pokéball. "Eek!" Jennifer yelped. A drunken Exile member looks at the Spinarak. "Oh I remember you! You were the one who farted upside-down then did that fire breathing show for gang and I and you." said the drunkard. Jennifer and Spinarak looked at each other skeptically, look at each other, and then look at the Exile member with expressions that read "Is this guy serious?" So they walk away. "Wait! Don't go! I still have one more trick!" The Drunkard drops his bottle. "Thank you and good night!" And the drunk salutes and falls out.
	I'm probably gonna add my other fan-fics here, just for the hell of it.


Arctic Master	Feb 10 2007, 06:33 PM Post #33
The ice cold Pokémon trainer Posts: 101 Group: Members Member #27 Joined: February 9, 2007	Eh. I've run out of corny/funny things to say. So, I'll just cut to the chase. Chapter 19 starts now. Well, after some time, the four friends remeet each other. Seviper and Zangoose never did kill each other due to the fact that they were drunk for 45 minutes or so before Claudia went to the party to find Idiot, knowing that he was there, and returned them to their pokéballs. "Did anyone have any luck finding the other dock?" Claudia asked. "No dice," Ryan replied. "Nope," Jennifer replied also. "Uuuh..." Idiot didn't know if he found it or not. "Well, can't blame us for trying," Claudia sighed and leaned on a sign that reads "Docking area B". Claudia looks at the sign and turns around to the others, anime sweatdropping falling down her head. In the docking area.... Not a lot of team exile members are working here. About 7 and Vlad himself are trying to load any cargo onto the submarine. The Exile members seem to be paying no attention to the four friends as they sneak aboard. As the Team Exile prepare for launch, the four friends makes sure their well hidden and Idiot won't blow their cover. After another minute or so, the submarine launches and off they go to the Hoenn region. Some time later... It's been a long and grueling ride. Spinarak kept on creeping out Jennifer and Idiot keeps finding another way to blow their cover. Luckily, they were able to shut him up. Unfortunately, before the end of the trip, Idiot outbursted. "London Bridge it falling down! Falling down! Falling Down! London bridge is falling down! My Fair Lad-" The other three friends cover Idiot's mouth. Unfortunately also, one of the Exile members heard Idiot. They come towards the four friend's hiding place. Claudia, Ryan and Jennifer are sweating bullets of sweat. Idiot's being stupid. Jennifer's Spinarak popped out of his pokéball again and that blew their cover. "Hey!" The Exile member makes a grab for Jennifer's arm and pulls her a few feet before Spinarak retaliated. It used string shot and tied up the unfortunate thug. Anyway, the four friends, now with their cover blown sky high, make a run for the exit and Idiot runs for the navigation area. Idiot presses random buttons before Ryan pulled him out and threw him out of the Submarine then diving in himself. Luckily, they had grabbed scuba gear before they jumped out or they would've nearly drowned. Back in the submarine, Vlad is furious. "All that work on getting Team Aqua and Team Magma to awaken the two Ancient pokemon for this!! Why is fate so cruel?!" Vlad shouted to the ceiling of the submarine, while on his knees. Some time later... The four friends swim to Sky Pillar. Luckily, the Submarine went the other way and the Island was another 6 minutes away. Once they got to the Island, they took of the scuba gear and walked through the cave to sky pillar. From there, they stood and stared at the Sky Pillar. "There it is. Sky pillar." Ryan said, "Once we go in, there's no turning back." "Unless we want to get captured by Team Exile members," Claudia stated. "Well, we better get to the top before they get here," Jennifer said. "And off we go into the wild safari!" Idiot shouted. the other three friends look at Idiot with a questioning look. Then they all go in. But back on the beach, someone landed. It wasn't Team exile yet but two people with pokemon that can be very helpful, indeed... Meanwhile... The Team exile members finally got the ship to turn around back to the Sky pillar. Vlad is furious. "How can those kids and an Idiot possibly foil our plans every time we try too help the world?!" Vlad said. "Vladimir, sir, Rayquaza only helps the world when Kyogre and Groudon were fighting. That was a long time ago," said a Team Exile member. "Well, I've had it with those four. Even that new girl you told me about. I want them taken out of the picture, for good. They interfered with our plans three times too many!" Vlad shouts. "Leave that to me, Vlad, sir," said the Ryan "clone," Dennis. "Very well. Once we get to the Island of the Sky Pillar, have them eliminated," Vlad commanded. Back at the Sky Pillar... The four friends work their way up the first floor, after being attacked by all sorts of strong pokemon. Once they got to the second floor, however... "Hey! There's no pokemon here!" Claudia points out then sighs, "Finally." Idiot takes a few steps forward and then falls through the floor. "Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" [size=7]Thud![/size] Idiot took a hard landing. "Idiot! Are you alright?" Claudia shouts to Idiot in the fallen hole. "........I've seen this place before!" Idiot shouts from the hole. Then, he leaves Claudia's sight from the hole and walks up the stairs. "Hiya Claudia, Kenny and Jennifer!!" Idiot Exclaims. "It's Ryan!" Ryan shouted back. "So, the floor's crippled up in some places. We need a pokemon to fly over the cracks or fast enough to get over them," Claudia points out. Jennifer volunteers. She calls out her Salamence and flies over, with Idiot, the cracks in the floors while Ryan and Claudia, while riding her Raikou, race over the Cracks. They get to the next flight of stairs. While that happened, the two trainers(Aka, Mark and Alex) who landed on the beach observe the area. "Well, I see that Idiot and friends made it here too. Good thing you have Gengar to watch them on their way over here," Mark explains. Gengar appearing behind Alex with her Misdreavous. "Well, what can I say? They're snoopy. Anyway, we need to keep following them. Hop on my Mach bike and let's get across these cracks," Alex said. Mark, following the commands of Alex, jumps on the pegs of the bike and they ride across the cracks, getting to the next flight of stairs. Meanwhile, back on the beach... Team Exile made it there and finds the Scuba gear that the four friends threw off when they landed on the beach of Sky Pillar. "They're definitely here. Well, what are you waiting for, men? Get to the top of that Tower!" Vlad said. The thugs run through the cave and get to the building where they were fronted with a line of the pokemon inside the building. "Chaaaaaaaaaaaarge!!" said the leader of the small group. They charged and they were beaten, 5 seconds later. "Retreat!!" said the leader. They're back on the beach. "No entry. The pokemon block our way," "Then fly up the building! Geez do I have to think for you?!" said Vlad. ".....yes," admitted the leader. Vlad puts a palm to his face.
	I'm probably gonna add my other fan-fics here, just for the hell of it.


Arctic Master	Feb 10 2007, 06:39 PM Post #34
The ice cold Pokémon trainer Posts: 101 Group: Members Member #27 Joined: February 9, 2007	Chapter 20 The four friends pass the third floor, with pokemon attacks galore. They reach the fourth floor with the same problem in the second floor. "Wait. Idiot, walk over the floor again," Ryan commanded Idiot. Idiot wouldn't obey, "Idiot! I said walk over the floor!" Ryan shouted. Idiot still refused. "Idiot. Can you please walk over the floor?" Claudia asked sweetly. Idiot obeys and falls through the floor, five seconds later. Downstairs... Idiot's tumble had gotten the other pokémon's attention. They attacked him in a group, practically swamping the moron. Just then, a command is called. "Blizzard, Aurora!(nickname of Articuno)," said the voice. With that, a harsh storm of Ice and snow blew the pokemon attacking Idiot away. Idiot gets up, slowly. "Hiya Idiot. It's been a while," said Mark. While that was happening, the others were just racing downstairs. "Whoa! What an unexpected surprise! What are you doing here, Mark and Alex?" Claudia asked. "Well, we saw that you needed help so we helped you," Alex explained. "But...how'd you find us?" Ryan asked. "My Gengar was keeping an eye out for you. He was watching almost your every move. And he kept you guys out of harm's way by distracting the Exile members when you guys got away from them in that submarine," Alex explains. "....what?" Idiot asks. "Don't worry about it, Idiot," Claudia said. "Well, we better get going. I'll bet a pretty penny that those Exile jerks are on your tails," Mark said. "Wow, you owe me a pretty penny," said a voice from behind them all. It was Dennis and behind them was a group of 8 Exile members, Vlad included. "You guys go on, We'll take care of these morons," said Mark, taking out his pokéballs as well as Alex. Claudia, Jennifer and Idiot get on their pokemon, ready to go, calling Ryan to come with them, but Ryan signals them to leave without him. "What are you doing?" Alex asks. "I want a little revenge. That punk of a kid, right there, beat me up a week ago and hurt Claudia. So I have to get some revenge for that," Ryan explains. "Huh. Fine by me," Mark said and the long battle begun. While that was happening, Vlad snuck by the three trainers and jumped over some cracks, just barely, and trips through the crack that leads upstairs to the next blocked off area. Idiot and the others already made it to the extra floor where they fought through some more pokemon. While that happened, Gengar was told to block off the way to get to Rayquaza except for Idiot, Claudia and Jennifer. When it did, Vlad was stopped by Gengar almost instantly. "Get out of the way, you stupid Gengar!" Vlad shouted. Gengar retaliated by using Shadow Ball, knocking Vlad back. "Fine! I'll beat you!" Vlad took out a pokéball and the match begun. meanwhile, top floor... The three friends make it there. From the steps, Rayquaza appears to be in a relaxed mood, careless of whatever trainer happened to come its way. "There's Rayquaza," said Claudia, walking slowly towards Rayquaza, in awe. "I'm catching it!" Idiot outbursted. Rayquaza looked towards Idiot, who took a normal pokéball from Claudia's bag. Threw it at Rayquaza and missed. The ball fell the seemingly 10 or 20 story building. No crack was heard from the bottom. Rayquaza just stood there, floating, still in a carefree mood. "You'll have to weaken it first, Idiot," said Jennifer. Idiot jumped on Rayquaza. "Giddy up, Horsy!" Idiot shouted. Rayquaza straightened out and flicked Idiot off of his back. Idiot tumbled down off the building and was falling...falling...falling...Idiot looks at his watch that he acquired just now in the air. It feels as if he's been falling for a long time. Then, he hits something. A Salamence flies Idiot back to the top of the Sky Pillar. Idiot lands back on his feet. "What on earth are you doing? You could've been killed!!" Claudia scolded Idiot. "I'm sorry..." Idiot said, "but I'm a Flying Maroon!" Idiot shouted, throwing a pokéball. Out comes Absol. And the battle with Rayquaza begins. Rayquaza gets out of his relaxed mood and is ready for battle. Meanwhile... Mark, Alex and Ryan made monkeys out of the small group of Team Exile members, Dennis included. They were all dazed after having their pokemon beaten and also dazed when they got attacked by the three's pokemon. "Well, that takes care of that. Better get to the others," Alex said. "Leave that to me. Aurora! Let's fly!" Mark commanded his Articuno, jumping onto it. Alex following up. "Hey! What about me?" Ryan asked. "Scizor will prove to be some help to you, I think," Mark said and they were off. Ryan called out Scizor and they just barely are able to fly up. Back on top... Idiot and Rayquaza engage in a battle that Idiot will forget in three hours. And now for the finishing questions, as I did in my other epic Part 1. Will Idiot win the battle with Rayquaza? What will happen to the four friends if Vladimir beats Gengar? What does Steve plan to do with that pokéball he stole? And...(takes a breath) Will Idiot be cured of his Idiocy some time later in the story? Or will he remain the Dumbass we all know and love? Find out in the next exciting and funny epic adventure of Idiot's adventure! ********************************* To be continued.... (I'm taking another breather. Editing's hard work too.)
	I'm probably gonna add my other fan-fics here, just for the hell of it.


nya_chan	Feb 10 2007, 08:23 PM Post #35
TeH g00fy admin (I wonder why no one takes me seriously...) Posts: 749 Group: Admin Member #1 Joined: December 14, 2006	you're not as lazy as I am. You're posting a ton of chapters at once



Arctic Master	Feb 10 2007, 10:58 PM Post #36
The ice cold Pokémon trainer Posts: 101 Group: Members Member #27 Joined: February 9, 2007	This time, subtitles are it! So there you have it, my ~~friend~~ Err... I mean readers. Chapter 1: The Fight that everyone waited on(This means you guys) When we last left off, a week or two ago, Idiot had gotten into a battle with the all powerful dragon of the Hoenn region, Rayquaza. Claudia, Ryan and Jennifer back away as Idiot enters the battle. "What you guys so afraid of?" Idiot asked in bafflement. "You’re in a battle and Rayquaza is beating the sense out of your Absol," Ryan explained. He was right. Absol was getting rammed by Rayquaza...heavily. "So, now what do I do?!" Idiot shouted, still not paying attention to the battle. Claudia turned Idiot's head to where all the action was. "Command Absol before it faints!" Claudia shouts at Idiot. "Uuuh...." Idiot was dumbstruck. He forgot the moves that Absol had. While that was happening, Rayquaza was using Outrage and had just finished using it. Absol was breathing heavily and looked as though it couldn't take it anymore. "Absol, Use Taunt!" Claudia shouted. Absol was teasing Rayquaza. It messed up and crashed into a nearby rock. "Absolo! Use...uuuh...bite!" Absol snapped at Rayquaza, until he bit Rayquaza on the fore tail. Eventually, when Rayquaza came back to its senses, it flung Absol off and he slammed onto another nearby rock. "Absolo! Umm... Another bite!" Absol, persistent to get revenge on Rayquaza, bit him again, right on the arm or Rayquaza. Rayquaza arm was in a blur, trying to fling Absol off of it. Absol would not let go. Meanwhile... Vlad's pokemon was all beaten by Alex's Gengar. All he had to do was use Giga Drain, substitute and Brick Break. Vlad was out of pokemon but not out of options. "Well, I guess you beat me fair an- LOOK!! YOUR TRAINER'S IN TROUBLE!!" Vlad exclaimed and pointed in a random direction. Gengar looked and Vlad slid past Gengar, "Sucker!" He shouted as he ran past. As Vlad ran up the final flight of stairs, Alex and Mark are flying up the Sky Pillar and Gengar sees them. Gengar, feeling like a Sucker, hangs his ghostly head in shame while Alex returns him. To continue the chapter later, since I kept on being sidetracked today... (yes, another short one but this is only part one of this chapter ^_^" )
	I'm probably gonna add my other fan-fics here, just for the hell of it.


The One And Only.....	Feb 11 2007, 03:38 AM Post #37
Yay a member title, I've never had enough posts for this! Posts: 62 Group: Members Member #24 Joined: February 6, 2007	Geez, you weren't kidding about Super Posty Mode....My eyes hurt... :wacko:
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Arctic Master	Feb 12 2007, 05:17 PM Post #38
The ice cold Pokémon trainer Posts: 101 Group: Members Member #27 Joined: February 9, 2007	Chapter 1 continued... Rayquaza was putting up a real fight. Idiot sent almost every one of his pokemon to fight Rayquaza and they all lost. But he did manage to launch at least one attack that helped Idiot with this fight. Rayquaza's stats: (Poisoned)14%HP Idiot, threw out his last pokéball, which contained Umbreon to actually finish the battle. But just as the fight was about to take place, the other three trainers, Mark, Alex and Ryan, are just getting up to the top of Sky Pillar. What is this? A Trainer galore fest? The heck with this! I'm off!, Rayquaza thought. And with that, he flew off. "Idiot! Rayquaza's escaping! Catch it!" Claudia shouted to Idiot. And at the same time Idiot threw his pokéball, Vlad, from out of nowhere, throws his pokéball and it collided into Idiot's knocking them both off course. Everyone was shocked, Rayquaza included. Vlad just stood there, a crooked grin on his face. (Chapter one was pretty short, eh?) Chapter 2: The grand finish in "teh" sky "The only one who'll catch Rayquaza will be me! And only me!" Vlad shouted. He then runs to Rayquaza and jumps on top of him, "The world's most powerful dragon is mine! MINE!!!" Vlad shouted like a mad man and takes out a pokéball. But before he could capture Rayquaza, Rayquaza takes Vlad for a joyride and at the end, flings him off into the unknown. Where Vlad landed... He landed into the last Gym Idiot needed to complete the journey so he can become a league contestant. The leader, Lola, just now saw him crash into the roof of the gym and helps him up. "Are you okay?" Lola asks. Vlad has another one of those crooked smiles and some time later, Lola found herself tied up and stuffed into a broom closet. "So long, missy! And thanks for the gym!" Vlad laughed. Back on Sky Pillar... Rayquaza comes back and nearly forgot that it was trying to evade the other trainers, so it turned around and tried to escape again. But... "Hey Rayquaza!" Idiot shouted, bravely. Must be going through that smart phase again. He's onto of Mark's Articuno and is giving chase to Rayquaza. Rayquaza, shocked to nearly passing out, flies aimlessly through the sky in hopes of to escape the Idiot on the ice bird. But, instead, Idiot kept commanding Articuno to use Ice beam on Rayquaza, which hits mercilessly. And Idiot, taking his last chance before he ends up losing Rayquaza for good, takes out his special pokéball, jumps off Articuno and throws the ball at Rayquaza. He was caught! Unfortunately, he hadn't thought of a backup plan before he jumped off Articuno and begun falling to plunge into the ocean of unforgiving ness-ness. Idiot sank like a rock, due to the fact that he was stupid, yet again. So, Idiot walked under the ocean, not even breathing, tripping over Clamperl and crashing straight into Mantine without a single shred of emotion on his face, back to the Sky Pillar. When he got to the beach on Sky Pillar, he was run over by another trainer's Lapras. For minutes on end, he stayed there until someone realized that the guy's been run over by his Lapras. "Uuumm...are you, like, okay, dude?" The guy said. He had blonde hair, which covered his eyes and only had on swimming trunks and a Surf board tucked in his left arm. Idiot, while under the Lapras, has been eating sand. "Sand tastes funny," Idiot replied. "Really?" The dude asked. He then picks up some sand and eats it. It cringles in his mouth and afterwards, he swallows it. The dude just nods. "It does, dude. Say, dude, is this, like, the beach?" "Nope. This is Sky Pillar, where the legendary Rayquazap is legended to be nesting at. But not anymore! I just caught it! See?" Idiot said, throwing his pokéball with Rayquaza in it. Rayquaza was really friendly to Idiot. "DUDE! What is that?!" the dude said in awe. "....you know... I've never thought of that..." Idiot thought for a long time. By then, the dude had already left and the others were just ready to go look for idiot, if Rayquaza hadn't made them think otherwise. "Idiot!" Claudia shouted, hugging him. "I'm so glad you’re alright!" Jennifer said, hugging Idiot also. "You could've gotten seriously hurt, mister!" Alex said, hugging Idiot as well. "That was a pretty cool stunt you did there!" Ryan said, hugging Idiot. "....Well. If ya can't beat em..." Mark said, and did the same thing. Idiot, in the middle of the group hug, is suffocating. He's losing air, he's turning blue and....he's.....back to normal. Everyone stopped hugging him. Some time later... Idiot, Claudia, Ryan and Jennifer all get a ride on Rayquaza and Mark and Alex get the ride on Articuno. For all they know, those two have things to do. So they bid good-bye, for now and head off back to their domain region where Idiot will earn his final two badges. "Well, that was great and all, but how come I get the strangest feeling that we forgot something?" Claudia asked. Back on Sky pillar, 4th floor... The other Team Exile members and Dennis are scared stiff. They are surrounded by the sleeping pokemon that protect and live in Sky Pillar. "We need to sneak outta here. All we have to do is get past the sleeping Altaria and we're outta here and back in the submarine!!" Dennis whispered quietly. Then someone sneezed and woke all of the Sleeping pokemon up. And for the rest of the Night they Exile members and Dennis were there, they were attacked by every different pokemon at Sky Pillar...
	I'm probably gonna add my other fan-fics here, just for the hell of it.


Arctic Master	Feb 12 2007, 05:32 PM Post #39
The ice cold Pokémon trainer Posts: 101 Group: Members Member #27 Joined: February 9, 2007	Chapter 3: (In bad French accent) Love is in ze air, no? (English) Well, maybe not but Steve returns. :angry: Now, I forgot my manners. We forgot the Trainer's info. Idiot: Age Unknown: Team: Umbreon, Absol, Mightyena, Shiny Sharpedo, Seviper and Rayquaza. Or in Idiot's nicknames(?), Umbreonnol, Absollo, Mightyenop, Sharky, Sevipier and Rayquazap. Claudia: 13 going 14 in three days: Team: Sandslash, Castform, Gorebyss, Absol, Metallic Raikou and Zangoose. Ryan: 14: Team: Scizor, Claydol, Meganium(Pokemon before it didn't show...), Dragonite, Wailord and Magmar. Jennifer:Age Unknown:Team: Salamence, Relicanth, Grumpig, Smeargle, Sableye and Spinarak This is for all you guys who don't even know their names...if you do, good for you. I pat you on the back. And that's the whole set of teams. Now that you know, let's continue the story. After flying back to Emerald city, Idiot and his friends head on to the next town, where Idiot will earn his seventh badge. But what kind of stupid things will Idiot do to cause more problems? "Where do we go to next, Claudia," Ryan asked Claudia, who's looking at her map. "We head to Silver town. There's a gym there. Idiot has the advantage there," Claudia explained, "Speaking of which, where is Idiot?" Ryan places a palm to his face. "Not again!" So, the four friends, once again, look for Idiot. Some time later... The friends find Idiot by a small waterfall, leading to a nearby stream. Idiot's trying to catch a water pokemon with his finger. "Here fishy, fishy..." Idiot whispered to the water. Claudia looks over and sees no Water pokemon...or fish...or any other signs of life, whatsoever. "Idiot, there's no fish in there," Claudia explained. "Huh?" Idiot asked, not even looking or paying attention to her. "Never mind..." Claudia sighed. "Well, since we're here, we mind as well rest. The pokemon need a break too," Jennifer explains. She then walks towards Idiot and falls into the stream. Jennifer spits out the water that happened to be in her mouth when she dove in and Idiot was the first to notice. "Cool! Is this a beach party?!" Idiot shouts. Then backs up and runs forward towards the stream. "CANNONBALL!!" Idiot cried as he jumped in, crouched position and made a huge splash like an atomic bomb. Everyone got wet. Ryan and Claudia laugh. Well, for some time, that day, the four friends had somewhat of a pool party. Then when the sun started setting, everyone got out and returned their pokemon. They start walking on the road again and see a beautiful meadow. The four decide to take another break. They split up in twos and went their temporary separate ways, Ryan and Claudia and Jennifer and Idiot. Don't worry, we'll just keep our eyes on the pair Idiot's in. In fact, let's pull some "PG-13" window blinds down over them, just in case. "Isn't this meadow beautiful, Idiot?" Jennifer asks. "Uuhh....no?" Idiot said, without emotion. "Why don't you like it?" "Why do you like me when you know I don't even know what feelings are?" "Idiot," Jennifer had narrowed her eyes, "I was made to like you. Deal with it." And just out of Idiot's luck, Steve shows up, with a disgusted look on his face. "O...M...G. I knew you had a soft heart, Idiot. That's why you'll never beat me," Steve said. "You’re wrong! Idiot can beat you any day of the week!" Jennifer exclaimed. Ryan and Claudia happened to pull up the window blinds to see what was going on. "Oh, is that so? Well, let's have a full-on event. If I lose, I'll never pester you about being better again. But if you lose, I'll take your girlfriend from you. She's pretty," Steve said. Jennifer and the others gasp, except Idiot. "Idiot. Don't take this challenge! You don't have to prove your better than that dunce!" Claudia explained. Idiot, however, didn't listen. "You’re on!" Idiot shouted. Steve smiled. "Fine. It's your lose," Steve shrugs. Some time later... The combatants face each other. The audience, which is made of Claudia, Ryan and Jennifer, who's all in "Go Idiot!" Gear with the shirt, cap and the flag in hand, sit on a hill a good 30 feet from the battle which is about to take place. "Go Idiot! Beat that punk for me!" Jennifer shouts. "Ready for the worst beating of your life, Idiot?" "As ready as Phil Winkle Steve’s pie!" Idiot shouts. Oooooooooookay... -_-'' "Fine then," Steve said and throws out a pokéball. Out came Lanturn. Idiot throws out a pokéball and out comes(you guessed it) Sharpedo. "This'll be easy! Lanturn! Fry that Sharpedo with Thunderbolt!" Steve commanded. When Lanturn used thunderbolt, Sharky, I mean Sharpedo was, actually, fried. Well, blackened. Sharpedo shook it off and was ready for action. "Sharky! Use that biting thingy!" Idiot shouted. Sharpedo too this as "Crunch" and attacked Lanturn. But in the middle of the attack... "Ha! You think that'll save you? Lanturn! Spark!" Sharpedo bounced off of Lanturn and then was finished off by Lanturn's electrified tackle. Sharpedo was done. Idiot returned Sharpedo. The three talk amongst themselves in the small audience. "What was Idiot thinking about sending in Sharpedo? Doesn't he know that electricity is his weakness?" Ryan asked. "I don't know. Idiot may be on to something," Claudia explained, pointing to Lanturn, " That Lanturn looks as though it just evolved. If the attacks keep coming like that, it'll tire out easily." "Oh. I didn't know that," Jennifer said. Idiot takes out another pokéball and out pops Seviper. "Sevipier! Use that Poisonous Bite(Poison fang)!" Seviper Bit Lanturn hard, injecting a heavy dose of poison for Lanturn. "Lanturn! Don't take that! Use Spark!" The spark was weaker than usual, due to, as Claudia said, Lanturn's low energy, due to just evolving. "And finish it with just a regular bite..." Seviper's bit finished off what was left of Lanturn. Steve took out another pokéball in the place of the first one. Out came Gardevoir. "Well, looks like I have the upper hand, now! Gardevoir! Psychic!" Gardevoir's Psychic Blasts sent Idiot's Seviper halfway around the whole meadow, spun it around in circles, 30 times and slammed it on the ground, in between Gardevoir. Either way, Seviper was out. Idiot returned his pokemon. The audience decides to talk again. "Wow, that had to hurt for Seviper," Claudia said. "Well, Poison types are super effective so that's something you should expect," Ryan explained. Jennifer's now in a cheerleader's outfit with pom-poms in her hands. "1-2-3-4! Idiot's gonna win for sure! Gooooooooooooo Idiot!" Jennifer cheers and jumps into the air.
	I'm probably gonna add my other fan-fics here, just for the hell of it.


Arctic Master	Feb 12 2007, 05:40 PM Post #40
The ice cold Pokémon trainer Posts: 101 Group: Members Member #27 Joined: February 9, 2007	Chapter 4: The sweet smell of Victory :D Idiot, not so sure of what pokemon to send next... (Stop! Not so sure?! He has Three dark pokemon and a freakin' legendary for crying out f- Okay, time to continue the story before I accidentally curse) Anyway, Idiot, not so sure of what pokemon to send next, hesitates for a long time. "Hurry up and send your bleedin' pokemon already! Not that it'll make a difference, my victory is inevitable," Steve shouts out. Idiot had to raise his head for that one. "Who do you think you are? Agent Smith?" Idiot shouts back. "Who in the name of Davy Jones is Agent Smith?" "You don't know? Agent Smith was a guy from the matrix. He used to take my friends and have us get them back and stuff. Then he'd talk about stuff being "inevitable", whatever that means. All that happened when I was at the Hit! worlds!" Idiot explained. The audience was silent. "Okaay...Someone's been watching too much T.V." Claudia said. "But it's true!" Jennifer said, still in the Cheerleader's outfit. "That's crazy, Jennifer. You’re crazy!" Ryan exclaims. Jennifer knew it was time to give up with trying to explain it. "Idiot! Stop stalling your defeat and go already!" Steve shouts back. Idiot, just now paying attention since the last minute and 47 seconds, throws out his next pokemon. Out comes Mightyena. "Gardevoir! Another Psychic!" Steve commands. Apparently, Steve hadn't learned anything from past experiences. Gardevoir kept on using its Psychic until it eventually tired out. The only reason that Idiot hadn't used any attacks is that he forgot them. So, I guess this was another lucky break for Idiot. "You just got lucky that Psychic didn't affect your stupid Mightyena," Steve said. "YOU IDIOT! PSYCHIC HAS NO EFFECT ON ALL DARK POKEMON! NOT JUST MIGHTYENA!!" Claudia shouted from the audience. "SHUT UP! NOBODY ASKED YOU!!" Steve shouted back. He then takes out another pokéball and out comes Charizard. It was that exact moment that Idiot remembered all of Mightyena's moves. I mean all of them. He had a stroke of genius. "Charizard! Flamethrower that Mightyena!" Steve commanded. Charizard was preparing to launch a fierce and very painful Flamethrower that may cause a burn, but one thing stopped him... "Mightyena! Roar!" Idiot commanded. Mightyena let out a fierce roar, Charizard, as fierce and powerful as he was, showed the cowardness inside and fled back into his pokéball. No point in even showing the stats. "W-what are you doing?! Get your sorry butt back out there!" Charizard would not come out. Steve sighed. "Fine. I'll get back to you!" Steve took out another pokéball and threw it. Out came Aggron. And just out of Idiot's luck, he had turned stupid again! From the audience, they began to worry. "Uh-oh. Idiot doesn't have Sharpedo to save him now," Claudia explains, "This will definitely end very horribly." Claudia covers her eyes but then Ryan removes them and covers Claudia's eyes for her. "Oh-No! I'm about to become property to a guy who can't even tie his own shoes!" Jennifer cries. If you actually look down on Steve's shoes, you can see that they are, in fact, tied incorrectly. "Aggron! Attack with Double Edge!" Steve commanded. Aggron Made a reckless tackle and took damage to self because this Aggron had sturdy. Either if it had Rock head or not, Mightyena was taken down in one hit. It didn't take long for Aggron to take out Absol. And the battle...well, let's just say it wasn't pretty...>_< o_< >_< Nope! Wasn't pretty! Idiot had a decision to make. Should he use Rayquaza or Umbreon. He was sweating over the question and running out of options. Idiot just closes his eyes and throws out a pokéball randomly. Out came...Rayquaza. On Steve's side, he's steamed. "WHY DOES EVERYONE KEEP ON GETTING FREAKIN' LEGENDARY POKEMON!!!" Steve shouted as he stomped up and down. He them stops in mid-air to the remembrance that he also has a legendary pokemon. Oh and by the way... "Rayquazap! Use Flametosser!" Idiot shouted. Rayquaza gave Idiot a skeptical look. "I believe that move is Flamethrower," Steve assisted. Though he shouldn't have. Rayquaza used the move and boy was it powerful! It hit Aggron hard and some of the flames lit up Steve, but he didn't realize it until he smelt something that smelt like hamburgers. Either way, Aggron was down for the count. And so the onslaught went. Idiot's Rayquaza took down Steve's Charizard and Tropius(Undoubtedly). Steve was down to his last pokemon. "What's the matter? Scared to have the turned tables on you?" Idiot shouted back. "I believe it's called...Never mind," Steve said, in anguish. He then takes out his last pokéball. The pokéball was the custom-made ball for Idiot. The audience is in utter shock. "What the-" Ryan shouted. "How did he get that pokéball?!" Jennifer said. Claudia was the only one who wasn't in shock...yet. "Big deal. He wouldn't have been able to use it anyway, for it only works for Idiot," Claudia said. Steve tosses out his last pokemon. Out comes Regirock. Now, Claudia was in shock. "What the-?! It’s only supposed to work for Idiot!" Claudia shouts. Mark pops up from out of nowhere. "Correction, it’s only supposed to work for Idiots. Sorry for the misunderstanding," And then he walks out. "But...how did that Jerk catch a legendary pokemon?" Claudia asks herself. See, what had happened was... An Archeologist had just discovered and opened the tomb to Regirock's inner sector. "At long last, I've finally discovered the Legendary pokemon, Regirock!" the Archeologist exclaims. Just then, Steve comes out of nowhere, pushes the Archeologist aside. "Out of my way, Whale face!" and then throws Idiot's ball at Regirock. It was caught. Steve picks up the ball and starts for the Tomb exit. "But, where'd you come-" The Archeologist was interrupted. "Shut up!" Steve barks and points a finger at the Archeologist as he shouts. He then walks out the tomb. "Aww!" the Archeologist sighed. Back to the battle at hand... "Now, Regirock! Use Rock throw!" Steve commands. Regirock throws small rocks but it was enough to hurt Rayquaza. "Rayquazap! Use that Flamethrower thing again!" Idiot shouts. The whole time, Idiot's been using Flamethrower and Extremespeed. Flamethrower didn't affect Regirock that much. "Regirock! Superpower!" Steve shouts. With its rock fist glowing bright, it unleashed a mighty blow that knocked Rayquaza unconscious. Rayquaza, Idiot's second only hope, fell. I bet I know what you’re thinking. "How did Rayquaza get taken down in two hits?" Well, Rayquaza took the punch from Superpower to the head so that knocked him out cold. Plus, the rock throw did a number on him because it is its elemental weakness. Claudia and Ryan are back on the edge of their buttocks(They're sitting on grass, not chairs) and Jennifer's crying so loudly, still in her cheerleader's outfit. Idiot has one pokemon left and Steve has the upper hand, once again. Idiot tosses out his last hope of a pokemon, Umbreon. "Ha! Finish Umbreon with Superpower!" Steve shouted. Regirock charged at Umbreon, fist glowing and attacks. There's a brief pause between the attacks. Soon, there's a lot of smoke and as the smoke clears, you can see Regirock on the ground and Umbreon, sitting on the grass, virtually unharmed. "What the..." Steve shouts. "Alright! I guess I win!" Idiot shouts. From the audience, Claudia and Ryan are puzzled and Jennifer rejoices on the fact that she's not property.
	I'm probably gonna add my other fan-fics here, just for the hell of it.


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