The adventures of Idiot, the "So-called" trainer!

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The adventures of Idiot, the "So-called" trainer!; The whole series.
Topic Started: Feb 10 2007, 02:50 PM (638 Views)
Arctic Master	Feb 10 2007, 02:50 PM Post #1
The ice cold Pokémon trainer Posts: 101 Group: Members Member #27 Joined: February 9, 2007	This story was inspired by another fan-fic, on the crater forums, called "The adventures of N00bster, the Spammy trainer" and ever since then, people all over decided that funny fan-fics rock to the core and we, as the other people, should try and make em. (That was an overstatement) So, let me just restart my whole story from square one, where it all began again(the part where I didn't forget to add an Prologue.) There's going to be a hellavalotta posts so you better bring a snack before attempting to read this. It's pretty long and I won't separate them into epics as I did on the Crater. Prologue We start the story at another world. It's a place where I can't really pronounce it unless I actually write it down and then scan and post it here(who knows, maybe I'll even draw Idiot and the crew? If it doesn't come out too big, which it did, last time I tried...). The people look like poorly drawn Anime. I'll just call it Hit! for now.(It's-okay, shutting up now). Anywho, we meet four friends, who are pokémon trainers but aren't in the exact world to use them at the moment. Mark- The guy we all know too well. He's the creator of this world and the other inhabitants on it. He wields a Greatsword and knows some martial arts. Element: Ice Alex- An Outsider(Non-inhabitant, aka non-Hit! folk) who was taken from her home and trained on it. She has a summonable sword and tends to use it, if she has to. Element: Possesion ability(Though, she's best with ghost types) Destiny- Alex's older sister and also an outsider to the Hit! people. Also was trained on this planet and has the ability to understand what Idiot says. Element: Air/Wind (Uses bird types) Idiot- An Inhabitant of the planet who is indestructable but a deer in the headlight acting and look-alike dimwit. He has the ability to summon his own scythe. Element: His own power Anyways, thr four friends meet in this exact spot where Destiny has to part and, unawaringly, leave Idiot. "This better be good," Destiny said. "Well, the writer ran out of ideas for Alex's story," said Mark. "Oh," Destiny said. "Well, since the Writer was out of ideas, he was going to send us to the Pokémon world to train some more and...What's he doing here?" Mark points to Idiot. "Idiot's following me around. He won't leave me along!" Destiny said, pushing Idiot off, who's drooling on her shoulder, looking like a mindless zombie, "Can you bring him with you?" Destiny asks. "As long as he doesn't leave a trail of drool all the way there," said Mark, Alex stepping up to Idiot. "Daaah!" Idiot groans, still drooling. "Idiot! Say you're sorry!" Alex said, pointing to Destiny. "..." Idiot stays quiet. "Well?" Idiot pops out one of his rubber chickens, "Rubber chicken?" Idiot asks. Mark and Alex run for it, "Helllooo! Where'd everybody go?!" "They saw your rubber chicken and ran for it," Destiny said, anime-sweat droplet on her head. "AND what is wrong with my rubber chickens?!" Idiot asks, angry. "Idiot, your rubber chickens are the most disgu-" "I wanna cookie!" Idiot shouted, turning suddenly happy. Ookay...why do I talk to him again? Destiny thought, throwing a cookie afterwards. "COOKIE!!" Idiot jumped for the cookie and catches it and falls straight down as if he caught a ton of bricks. He then eats the cookie. Moron, Destiny thought. Mark, without his sword, and Alex comes back, "You guys ready for your journey?" "As we'll ever be," Mark said, preparing to wait for Alex and Idiot to come on. Destiny turns to Idiot, "Well, Idiot, I guess this is good-bye for now. I'll see you again one day!" Idiot says nothing for the next 5 seconds and then grasps Destiny as if he's seeing her for the last time. "I'M GONNA MISS YOU, DESTINY!!" Idiot bawls, crying out a torrent of tears. "Idiot's really going to miss Destiny," Alex said, almost feeling bad for Idiot. "I know he's not going to see her for a while but that's just ridiculous," Mark said, having no sympathy. Some time later... After going through a portal to the Pokémon world, they take the time to go to the region where it all started at: the PHODY region(what a retarded name. Tsk, tsk. This is why I didn't state the name before). There, Mark calls out Aurora and they fly to the mansion in the region. After getting the rest of their pokémon, and changing their appearance to fit the enviornment(Full anime form), Mark breaks down the rules for Idiot. "Okay, Idiot, here's the rules of this world. Rule one, Don't ever turn into your hit! form while here," Idiot's attention starts to slip away from Mark's lecture, "Rule two, Don't ever summon your weapon here. AND PAY ATTENTION!" Mark get's Idiot's attention back with a scare, "And rule three, don't ever, ever, EVER tell anyone about where your from. Got that?" "Yes sir!" Idiot said, going upstairs to change forms. When he comes back up, he goes down to the school area where they try teaching him the basics of battle, which don't work well. They then try to lecture him on the basics of battle, which also doesn't work and then they try to have a quick one-on-one to see if he learned anything. They beat him easily, since he hadn't learned a thing in the last three days. ******************************* Author's note: I can't remember what I wrote for this because my friend(Not saying the name) still didn't return my book of the original copy. If anything why this prologue is so crappy, blame my friend for not returning the book on time. Tomorrow, I'll show tell you of what happened to Ken, why he left and where he is now.
	I'm probably gonna add my other fan-fics here, just for the hell of it.


Arctic Master	Feb 10 2007, 02:51 PM Post #2
The ice cold Pokémon trainer Posts: 101 Group: Members Member #27 Joined: February 9, 2007	Okay, now we'll really start the story. Inspired by "The adventures of N00bster, the spammy trainer... (For the info on Mark and Alex, read "the legend of the legendary trainers" to get Mark's. Alex, well...you have to read along the lines... Idiot was just your average kid who always got in trouble. Although he was smart before, some girl had knocked him over the head with a steel club. ( O_o ) So he lost his memory for a while. A few years later, he got his memory back and started doing things that were pure evil. Then, Mark had knocked him over the head. Once again, he had lost his memory. But this time, he became indestructible. Stronger than the stench of a Muk, faster than a speedy Raikou, and can bump his head harder than a Bagon on one of its failed dreams to fly (Or so he thought...does he think?). So now, next to N00bster, we meet the guy who somehow stumbled into the pokemon world to find...whatever he's looking for..., where he starts his pokemon adventure! Welcome to the Adventures of Idiot, the "So-called" trainer! Characters Idiot: age unknown: the main character in the story. Don't ever misunderestimate him. Unpredictable things happen. His pokemon will be stated later. Mark: 16: You had seen him before. Twice. He has a name that's known all over the pokemon world and won't back down from a challenge. Has mostly Ice pokemon and, as you know, an Articuno. Light-skinned with brown hair and eyes, usually wearing an unusual combination of a grey shirt and jeans. Alex: 16(by a month younger than Mark): She's a girlfriend to Mark. Sophisticated, rough on the edges and full of pep. All of her pokemon are Ghost-type. White-skinned with Ocean blue hair and eyes, hair's long, changes T-shirts every day and always wears black or blue cut-back jeans. Claudia: 13: The kind and gentle soul that keeps Idiot out of harms way. Although she's experienced, she hasn't met the likes of idiot before! She will accompany Idiot on his adventures. Onwards! To Chapter 1!!! It was one particular day. Idiot is trying to, once again, get out and see the world. But sadly, the duo, Mark and Alex, won't let him. "What are you doing?" asks Mark to Idiot. "Going out the door," Idiot replied with a grin on his face. Alex pushes idiot back. "Oh no your not!" "I'm not? I can't get pie?!" Idiot cried. Alex hesitated. "I never said you were going to get pie!" "....I like French fries!!" Idiot shouted, like a mad man. Mark sighed and put a hand to his face. "What an Idiot..." That night... Idiot snuck out of the house. Mark and Alex weren’t there when he left. And worse, they were asleep! So, Idiot left. The soonest as he was almost 5 feet away from never seeing them again, he shouted his catch phrase, the one of a crazy guy: "AAUUOOOOOOOWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!" If only he had did that another 5 feet away... Meanwhile, back at home.... The maniac scream was heard faintly but just enough for Mark to roll out of bed in annoyance. Sleepily, Mark got off the floor and walked to Idiot's room. "Idiot! I thought I told you to st...” Mark stopped abruptly at the shock that Idiot wasn't there. "YOU MOROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!" Back in the forest... Idiot thought he heard Mark shouting....Idiot can think?! Either way, he shrugs and keeps on walking. Idiot figures he should probably get a pokemon before they start attacking him. I mean, he's not in the tall grass, right? Wrong! He takes a step in the tall grass and gets jumped by a wild pokemon. A Weedle to be precise. Not knowing what to do, Idiot unpacks a game of checkers and plays a game with himself, switching seats every time it was his turn to make a move. "Sandslash! Swift!" an anonymous voice called from the shadows. A bit of light from the stars that hit the Weedle shows witch direction it came from. The mysterious character comes from the shadows and offers Idiot a hand. This mysterious hand is one of a girl's. "Hello! What's your name?" The girl said. Idiot, not knowing what else to do to talk to a girl he doesn't know, shakes the hand nervously. "M-my name is," a truck drives by and drowns his name out,” but everyone calls me Idiot!" idiot grins widely. "Well, Idiot, you shouldn't be walking around without a pokemon. Follow me to my house." The girl takes Idiot's hand, figuring he's too chicken to walk, and goes to her house. Later that evening... Well, the girl was kind enough to let Idiot stay. Her name's Claudia. She's White skinned, pink hair and eyes, long hair almost as long as Alex's, and wearing a green t-shirt and black cut-back pants, with good running shoes. "Well, don't you have anything to say?" Claudia asked, waiting for a "thank you" from Idiot "...Hug me!" Idiot shouted. "....." Claudia figured not to ask. From the looks of his eyeballs, he sure looks of his name, Claudia thought. "...Do you have a juice blender I can borrow?" Idiot asked. "Why would you need...never mind. Just go to sleep. Mom will wake us up bright and early for you to get your own pokemon," Claudia said with a yawn to back it up. She goes to her room to hit the sack. Idiot, on the other hand, is clueless. He has no record of what had happened, whatsoever. So, he just sleeps, standing up. The next morning... Idiot and Claudia get up and eat breakfast. Idiot was confused of how to use a fork and Claudia's mom kept on teaching him, like a little kid. Anyway, soon, they wave goodbye to Claudia's mom to go to professor Querral's house for Idiot's first pokemon. "Hey! Professor Querral! Over here!" shouted Claudia, waving. She got his attention, alright. "Hey Claudia! How's it going?" Professor Querral asked. "Just great. Listen." A truck drives by, drowning Idiot's name out, "...but everyone calls him Idiot. He's just starting an adventure!" said Claudia, enthusiastically. "Is that so?" asked Prof. Querral, "well, Idiot. What do you want?" Idiot's brain was able to compute this conversation, for the first time, but, like n00bster, he wanted the Charmander. "I want the Charmander!" idiot said, practically repeating n00bster when he got his first pokemon. "Charmander? You’d do better with Squirtle or Bulbasaur!" Prof. Querral said, trying to offer a better deal. "I want Charizard!" "Charizard isn't a starter," Said Prof. Querral. "I WANT CHARMANDER!!!! I WANT 'IM! I WANT 'IM! I WANT 'IIIIIIIM!!" Idiot shouted, in a temper tantrum. "Well...you see...a trainer took the Charmander earlier today. You can wait until tomorrow for one," said Prof. Querral, uncertain of what Idiot might do. "WHAT?! NO CHARMANDER?!?! GIMME A CHARMANDER!!!" idiot shouted, in another temper tantrum. He calmed down eventually, 20 minutes later, and every time Prof. Querral tried to calm him down, idiot just shouted louder. "Well, I can't offer you a Charmander, but I can offer you this!" Prof. Querral said pokéball in hand. "Wooooowhat is it?" Idiot asked with enthrallment. "It has a pokemon that can evolve five different ways. It's an Eevee. Go ahead and take it. Idiot takes the pokéball. "Yahoo! I got Eevee! ....What's an Eevee?" Idiot asked, stopping his enthrallment stage. "I believe this will be of great use to you." Prof. Querral gives Idiot a Pokédex. "Use it when you need to. All your questions about pokemon will be answered here." "Cool! ...I'm hungry!" Idiot said. "Its okay, Professor Querral, I'll watch him!" said Claudia with glee. "Okay, Claudia. I'm depending on you! Show idiot what it's meant to be a real trainer!" said Prof. Querral. And the two went off.
	I'm probably gonna add my other fan-fics here, just for the hell of it.


Arctic Master	Feb 10 2007, 02:51 PM Post #3
The ice cold Pokémon trainer Posts: 101 Group: Members Member #27 Joined: February 9, 2007	AAUUOOOOWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! CAHPERT 645!!!!!! Er-hem...That's Chapter 2... Mark and Alex are searching for Idiot. Mark is on aerial patrol with Articuno, AKA Aurora. Alex is on her Mach bike, with her ghost pokemon Misdreavous, AKA Mischief. So far, no luck on Idiot's retrieval. Meanwhile... Claudia is still trying to figure out what Idiot is talking about. "What are you trying to say?!" Claudia shouts. "Ketchup!" Idiot shouts back. "What?" "Ketchup!" Then Claudia gets an Idea. She stops talking. Then Idiot stops talking. Claudia sighs in relief. Then notices the Town ahead. "Look! We made it to Greenleaf city!" "Cool!...Can we order a side of potato chips?" idiot asked. My gosh he's stupid. Anyway, they get to the restaurant to grab a bite to eat. There, while eating, they spot a trainer, eagerly looking for a battle. "Who wants to battle me?" he shouts. Waits a while and then says, "No takers?" So then he repeats the process. Idiot, for some reason, take this as an insult and walks towards the guy shouting. Turns the kid around to talk to. "Hey you! Stop shouting! I'm tryin' to eat and you’re shouting something I don't even understand!" Idiot said eager to get back to his lunch, until he forgot about it. The kid looks at Idiot then shouts, "Well, folks, it's your lucky day! I can beat the bloak out of this Idiot, here." "I'm not an idiot!....What's an idiot?" Claudia, going in to defend Idiot, steps up for him. "Idiot, don't make a fool of yourself. Just sit back down and eat." Idiot pushes her aside. "No! If anyone teases me like the way he did now, I oughta give him what's right for...What ever that is...I heard it from a T.V. show," Idiot said, confidently. "Fine. It's your loss," says the kid. Throws a pokéball, out comes a Charmander. "Go!....Eevee!" stands there, holding pokéball, trying to get it out, the hard way. Claudia snatches the ball from him and throws it. Out comes Eevee. "Charmander! Flamethrower!" Charmander blew out flames from its mouth at Eevee. Because idiot was so stupid, he didn't know what to do. So, he just sat on the ground while the flamethrower hit the Eevee. Moron... "Oooh, such an Idiot... Eevee! Tackle attack!" said Claudia. Eevee listened to her and tackled the Charmander, knocking it out, surprisingly. "Yikes!" The kid said, recalling his Charmander, "That was a fluke! I want a rematch from you, soon! Name's Steve. We'll meet again!" said Steve and ran. "Idiot! What are you doing?! You can't just sit there while you’re in a match! You have to call attacks for Eevee to use!" Claudia shouted at idiot, shocked that he doesn't even know how to even release the pokemon! "Okay, I didn't understand a word you just said but it certainly didn't mean that we were getting cheese fries," said Idiot, confused to the tenth power. How new is this guy? He doesn't even know how to fight, let alone, throw a pokéball, thought Claudia. "You want me to teach you how to catch pokemon?" Idiot nods. "Okay. The first thing you need to know is this. Pokemon appear in the tall grass," Claudia leads Idiot to the tall grass, "You have to search for them and...Look! A Poochyena!" Runs to the Poochyena. "What about it?" "Battle it and find out," Luckily, Idiot didn't know how to recall Eevee so it was out while they went into the tall grass. "Okay! Eevee...." trying to recall what Claudia said, "uuuh...Ta...ck.." Claudia clears her throat and whispers to Idiot "Tackle" "Tackle attack!" Idiot commanded. In a squared tackle attack, it weakened Poochyena by a lot. Idiot threw pokéballs at Poochyena but it couldn't be caught. "Why can't I catch this thing?!" It was then Claudia noticed that he didn't have any pokéballs. He's been throwing dirt clauds and rocks the whole time. Claudia whistles and throws a pokéball at Idiot. "Here! Use mine!" Idiot, with dead cat-like reflexes, missed the pokéball and it hit his head. Luckily, he felt it, 5 minutes later. Meanwhile, Eevee’s still being attacked by the Poochyena. Idiot, in a feeble attempt to pick up the pokéball, it had slipped his fingers and caught the Poochyena. Claudia runs towards the hurt Eevee and Idiot runs towards the pokemon he caught. "I caught a...what did I catch?" Idiot said, still confused. "Your Eevee’s hurt," Claudia said, picking up the hurt Eevee. "Yeah! I caught an Eevee!" Idiot said with enthusiasm. "That's a Poochyena, Pidgey brain. Your Eevee's hurt. Come on! We're going to the Pokemon center!" Claudia said, running towards the pokemon center. "Hey! Wait for me! The Food at the old folk’s home wasn't that bad, was it?!" Idiot shouted, running after Claudia. Not too long later, Alex is riding along on her bike with Misdreavous at that same spot where idiot and Claudia were. "Nothing here," said Alex, a bit disappointed, then keeps going on to Greenleaf city, "Night's starting to fall. We should take a break." Mark on the radio, "Fine." Articuno lands, mark gets off and the two recall their pokemon. "What has that moron got himself into this time?" asked Alex. "You know what? I'd be surprised if he was starting a pokemon adventure. Huh. If he is, he's long gone. Well, better give chase tomorrow. Let's check into that Pokemon Center then tomorrow, we'll ask Professor Querral if he's seen Idiot." said Mark, points to the Red roofed building that's the pokemon center. Meanwhile... Claudia and Idiot are just leaving the Pokemon center and are heading the opposite direction of where Mark and Alex are coming from. "Well, Idiot, I hope you’re happy. You were lucky that Nurse Joy was able to resurrect Eevee in time before it got a bad injury," said Claudia, a bit angry at Idiot, sighs, "Still, your learning so I have to go easy on you..." "Mustard!" Idiot shouts. Luckily, Mark or Alex didn't hear him this time. And Claudia played it safe and just went mute, "Where are we going?" idiot asked eagerly. "To Redfire town, where you can earn your first badge," said Claudia. "Cool!...What's a badge?" Idiot asked, still confused. Claudia sighs again. "This is going to take some time..." Claudia said, rolling her eyes. Meanwhile... Mark and Alex are preparing for rest. "You think well find Idiot soon?" asked Alex. "Please. That Imbecile wouldn't get that far without someone to accompany with. He can't even count to 2 without messing up at least 5 times!" Alex turns over in her bed, chuckles slightly, "true..." falls asleep fast. Mark sighs and goes to sleep.
	I'm probably gonna add my other fan-fics here, just for the hell of it.


Arctic Master	Feb 10 2007, 02:56 PM Post #4
The ice cold Pokémon trainer Posts: 101 Group: Members Member #27 Joined: February 9, 2007	I am the Arctic Master. I have created this story for everyone's enjoyment. One person can ruin it for everyone... So, keep the reviews in check. Now...I continue on to Chapter 3... So the pair continues on through the forest, at night. Little did they know they'll be meeting a "dangerous" foe... "LA-LA-LA-LA-LAAAAAAAA-LAAAAAAA LA-LA-LA-LA-LAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!"Idiot sings, having absolutely no clue what he's singing. "Stop singing! You’re driving me nuts!!" Claudia screams while Idiot is still "yell-singing" his lungs out. The pokemon in the forest flee as the Imbecile sings. Then, out of nowhere, something attacks Idiot and rushes past. Of course, Idiot didn't really feel it but he stopped from what he did feel. "Who, what, where, when, why, how?!" Idiot asked, while turning his head quickly in all directions. "Great...Not you again..." Claudia said, putting a hand on her forehead. "Who again?" Idiot asked Claudia. "Rival. We've been at it at each other since preschool. Been nothing but a pain since then too..." sighed Claudia. "DADAAAAAAAA!" The trainer drops down off the tree in a dramatic entrance. "Is he always this cool?" Idiot asked. Claudia rolls her eyes in disgust, "If by ''cool'', you mean 'Over Dramatic,' then yes. He's tons," Claudia said. The trainer falls out at the comment. "You never let me have any fun!" He gets back up and dusts himself off, "So, what's this guy's name?" "My names," Truck drowned out name, " But everyone calls me Idiot!" said Idiot with glee. "Nice to meet you, Idiot, I'm Sam," Said the trainer. "Oh brother..." Claudia face was a grimace every time Sam shows up. She loathes Sam because he's rich and always brags that he has money and a lot of girlfriends, "So, why aren't you taking your private Jet or something that's expensive, like you always do?" "Everyone's off duty so I decided to go bug you," said a smirking Sam, "I mean, there's nothing like a good ol' midnight battle to pass the time, right?" "I'm surprised that mouth of yours can cover for you. You don't know how it really is to be a trainer," said Claudia, followed by a sneer. "What?! I'll show you!" Said Sam, prepared to throw a pokéball. Idiot leaps in front of Claudia. "Mine!" he shouts and throws out the pokéball with Eevee in it. "What on Earth are you doing?!" shouted Claudia, shocked that Idiot threw out his pokéball. The pokéball opens and out comes Eevee. "I'm fighting! I'll show this guy I'm no wimp!" said Idiot. This was probably a stroke of genius, he has that rarely. "Fine then..." said Sam, not even phased by Idiot. Throws his pokéball and out comes Espeon. "Eevee! Tackle!" commanded Idiot. Eevee hit Espeon with a square hit tackle. It flinched but the Espeon stood up. "Espeon! Confusion!!" commanded Sam. Espeon's eyes glowed blue and an aura of energy surrounded Eevee, lifting it up off the ground and slamming it to a nearby tree. "Eevee! Keep going and use Quick attack!" Idiot said, reading the move off the Pokédex. Eevee, almost like lightning struck down the Espeon with all due strength, putting down Espeon for the count. Sam just watches in shock. He was humiliated, in front of his rival, by an Idiot... "Good job, Eevee!" recalls Eevee. Unfortunately, his dumbstruckness took back over and he turns stupid again. "I don't believe it..." Sam said, "Idiot, you haven't heard the last of me! You hear me?! I'll be back! Stronger and better than you!" These where Sam's last words before he took off. "Wow, Idiot, I didn't know you could battle!" Claudia said, surprised. "Battle? What battle?" Idiot said. He doesn't remember battling Sam, "And where'd that Sam guy go?" "You don't remember?!?" Claudia said in shock. "Remember what?....I want a cookie," said Idiot. Claudia sighs. "All in due time, I guess," Claudia sighs and throws Idiot a cookie. "Yaaaay! Cookie!" Idiot shouted with glee and eats the cookie whole. The two continue to walk through the Dark forest.
	I'm probably gonna add my other fan-fics here, just for the hell of it.


Arctic Master	Feb 10 2007, 02:58 PM Post #5
The ice cold Pokémon trainer Posts: 101 Group: Members Member #27 Joined: February 9, 2007	(I just realized how spontaneously short these chapters are. ^_^" Long enough for the posts to be in check but short.) Hey! Come back here with that chapter, you Idiot!! AAUUOOOOOOOOOWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! Well, anyway, this is Chapter 4 Now if you'll excuse me, I gotta go beat the crud out of Idiot! The two decide they’ve done enough night walking and take a break. Claudia is always prepared. If any trainer where to be accompanied by her, you'd be thanking her a bunch! But, then again, if you were in the place of Idiot and not him, you WOULD be thanking her a bunch. "Hey, Cheryl!" Idiot said. "It's Claudia," said Claudia, a little irritated. "Okay, Charlotte!" Idiot said, still getting her name wrong. "It's Claudia," started Claudia. Is that anger in her voice? "Okay...still Cecily, how do you open this can?" Idiot said, Once again, getting the name wrong. "IT'S CLAUDIA!!" shouted an angry Claudia, "Sheesh! How stupid are you?!" "...But mommy, I don't wanna go to school today!" Idiot said, kindly. "Excuse me?" Claudia was confused at the statement. "I wanna stay home and smell my feet all day!" exclaimed Idiot. "EEww..." Claudia said, disgusted at the thought. And then something interesting happened... Eevee pops out of his pokéball and then starts glowing. "Holy Guackomoly! She's gonna Blow!!!" Idiot shouted, hiding behind a tree. Hmm...Are you sure he and N00bster ain't related or somethin'? "Eevee's evolving," said Claudia, rolling her eyes. Then the glowing Eevee takes shape and form. Seconds later, Eevee fully evolves and is now an Umbreon! "...Is it safe?" Idiot asks coming from behind the tree. "I can't believe it..." Claudia said in shock, "It's an Umbreon! Oh I always wanted one!" said Claudia, holding the Umbreon in her arms. "Umbreon? Where's Eevee?" Idiot asked. "...Eevee evolved in-" Claudia was interrupted by Idiot's calling for Eevee. "EEEEEEEEEVEEEEEEEEE! WHERE ARE YA BOY?" Idiot called. Every time Claudia tries to tell him that Eevee evolved into Umbreon, Idiot kept on calling. So, When Idiot got far enough, Claudia just went into her tent and went to sleep. Idiot, on the other hand, gave up and went back to the camp site. The next morning... Idiot sleeps in, Claudia tries several attempt to wake him up. In the end, she used her Exploud's Screech attack to wake him up. Idiot sprung up, hands in the air. “We surrender!!" Claudia laughed. Well, after the rough morning, the two continue on to Redfire town where Idiot will, miraculously earn his first badge. "Well, here we are, Idiot. Redfire town!" Said Claudia with Excitement, "You know this is one of my favorite towns?" Idiot rolls his eyes. "I'm bored...What were we talking about again?" Looks in all directions until..."Hey look! T.V.!" Idiot exclaimed. He runs to the Display outside the front of a building selling electronics. There's a commercial on about corn. "Do you wish there was some kind of food that will taste great with butter? Some food that was a good side dish and easy to boil after all that hard stuff? Introducing, Corn! This magnificent food is essential to one of the major food groups and can make life easier! And you know what else? It's only $.99 at your local Store! Buy it today!" End commercial. "Over exaggerated and inefficient. Who eats corn anymore?" asks Claudia. She was rutorically talking to Idiot but he had already left to the store, to buy this "magnificent food." Meanwhile, back at Greenleaf city... Mark and Alex wake up, prepared to find Idiot, once again. "You ready?" asks Mark. "Yup. Let's go find Idiot!" replied Alex. And they leave, Jump back on their pokemon or Bike and continue the search. Back in Redfire town... Idiot bought a whole batch of corn. But seconds after buying it, he tries to fit it all in his mouth! And was successful! And He swallowed it! Yikes! "I'm stuffed!" Idiot said with a smile on his face. "Like your head!" an anonymous voice calls out. It's Steve and he looks happy. "Hey I remember you! You where that screaming guy I met yesterday, right?" "Yep and I just won my first badge, yo!" He said, showing the gleaming badge in front of Idiot. "Oooooh," Idiot said, as in a daze, "Pretty, pretty, shiny, shiny..." "That's it?" Claudia said, a scoff following after, pulling out her badge case. Opens it and the gleam from all 8 badges nearly blinded the two of them. "AAAAAH! MY EYES!" Shouted someone from the background, crashing into a nearby light pole. "You have all the badges?! When did you get all those?!" Steve asked. "I have experience. I've been around a lot." Claudia said and put the case back in her backpack. "Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh...." Idiot was even more dumbstruck than before! He almost followed up one of his old habits. Streaking. *ALMOST*. He felt the urge and just stopped. Save that for later... "Ha! I'll get more badges than you and then beat you one day!" Steve points a finger at Claudia, "Mark my words!" Runs off. Claudia sighs. "Noobs these days. They think they can beat them all until they get beaten themselves..." she said to herself, looking at idiot, "Then there's Idiots. They don't even know the rules as a trainer." Idiot is on the ground, rolling in the dirt and banging on the earth. "Hot Crossed buns...Hot crossed buns...." "Come on Idi-" Claudia was interrupted by Idiot's shout. "Are We getting Pie? I love Pie! And Chickens! You know I make my own rubber chickens?" Idiot asks. Before Claudia could respond, Idiot already has a table out with nothing but a plastic glove and a bucket of blue paint. He takes a live chicken, chokes it to death with his one-handed grip. Then covers it with the whole plastic glove and dips it in the paint. Then offers Claudia the "rubber" chicken. Claudia doesn't know what to say. "Umm, no thanks! I just ate!" She said, trying to be polite and not hurt Idiot's feelings. Idiot shrugs and throws the Rubber chicken away. Then, unnoticing, the table disappears. "Phew! Now, Idiot, let's go earn your first badge!" said Claudia with enthusiasm. "Yaaaaaaaaay!.....Where's that?" Idiot asked. "Er-hem," Claudia clearing her throat and pointing to the gym door in front of them. "Oh....When that get here?" Claudia falls out at the question Idiot asks. While she recovers, Idiot walks in then Claudia follows Idiot in. Just in time too. Mark and Articuno were just flying by. Wow, talk about Irony...
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Arctic Master	Feb 10 2007, 03:00 PM Post #6
The ice cold Pokémon trainer Posts: 101 Group: Members Member #27 Joined: February 9, 2007	(These posts are taken from the acutal story from the Crater, that was then snatched from there and posted on Word. If I accidently say something that doesn't make sense, note me on that and I'll fix it.) I may have not typed in another chapter in a while but believe me, I haven't, as I said before, given up on this story!...It just took me a while to get back this chapter from Idiot...since I don't need the chapter number anymore, I'll just...(Bends the number into a five) Bend this number!...There.. Chapter 5 The two had entered the gym, as repeated from before. Idiot will now try to earn the badge. "Welcome to the Redfire Gym! I'll be your opponent, Frank!" said they gym leader. "Hi frank! Nice to see you again!" said Claudia. "Hmm...Claudia? Why are you back so soon?" Asked Frank. "AAUUOOOOOWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!" screamed Idiot. Claudia looks at Idiot, then back at Frank. "He wants his first badge." "Idiot? That's a weird name..." said Frank, confused. "Oh but his real name is..." Truck drives by outside, drowning it out, "but that what everyone calls him, he says..." "What's with the truck?" Claudia shrugs. "I'll take that hot dog Frank now!" Idiot said in enthusiasm. "Fine! Lets see if you have what it takes to earn your first badge! Go! Shedinja!" Frank throws a pokéball. Out comes Shedinja. "Go!...Umbreonnol!" Idiot shouts, throwing out Umbreon's pokéball. "Use tackle!" Umbreon rushes to the Shedinja, unaware of its Wonder Guard. Umbreon phases through. "What the?! That flying bug's a....What is it?" "Shedinja is a part bug and part ghost. Nothing can pass its wonder guard!" Said Frank. "Oh Man! I'm gonna lose!" "Shedinja! Solar beam attack!" Shedinja's halo glows and turns upward, charging in sunlight. "Idiot! Do something!" Claudia shouts. Idiot, not really sure what to do, sits down and does nothing. "Shedinja, beat that Umbreon with the charged power," Said Frank, Shedinja fully charged with sunlight. The Shedinja blasts, with all due strength, the solar beam at the helpless Umbreon. It hits but Umbreon just barely stays in. "Idiot, stop sitting around and attack!" said Claudia, helpless to help Idiot win this fight. "I can't attack. What about the never piercing Wonder guard?" Idiot said, still not doing anything. "Shedinja, finish it with another Solar beam," said Frank. Shedinja charges more sunlight and prepares to fire it again. "Well, use another attack! Like bite or something! You’re not going to win by just sitting there!" Claudia shouts at Idiot. "Uuumm...Umbreon can bite?" Idiot asked Claudia. Umbreon figures he should take this as a command and attack the Shedinja before it attacked him again. It bit Shedinja, automatically OHKOing it for its 1hp. Frank just stands there in shock. "Fancy that. He worked it out. Shedinja, return," recalls Shedinja, "You fought well. Now he won't be able to stop my other pokemon! Go! Gastly!" Throws another pokéball, out comes Gastly. "Hey! I didn't order no pizza!" Idiot comments on the Gastly, looking at Claudia. Claudia puts a palm to her face in disgust, "Ugh..." "Gastly, Night Shade attack," commanded Frank. Gastly battle cries and Dark beams are excelled from its eyes and attack Umbreon, making it faint. "Idiot! You Idiot! Pay attention to the battle!" Shouted Claudia. "Oh yeah...What battle?" Idiot asked. All this time he didn't even know he was facing the gym leader...what an Idiot... "Go...What's this other pokemon?" "Poochyena, you Idiot!" Claudia reminds Idiot. "Oh yeah! Go...what this pokemon again?" Claudia falls out, "Go...whoever you are!" idiot throws his pokéball and out comes Poochyena. "Uh-oh. This won't end well..." said Frank. "Finish it with Bite, Idiot! Bite!" Claudia shouted from the sidelines. "Um...pokemon, use bite," Idiot said uncertain. Poochyena follows and attacks the Gastly with bite, KOing it. "Oh...my.....gosh....I got beaten by an Idiot?...but rules are rules...I have to award you with the Phasing badge" Frank gives Idiot a badge that looks like a half-shadow half-creature. "Coooooooooooooooooooooooooool!!" Idiot says with glee. Even Claudia is a bit surprised at the win. She didn't think Idiot would actually listen! "Idiot! I'm so proud!" Claudia gives idiot a hug that chokes him. Idiot's gagging. "Aaagh! AAAAAGH!!" Meanwhile... Mark and Alex still had no luck finding Idiot. "Is Idiot a pain in the butt, or is he a pain in the butt?" Asks Mark to Alex. "He's definitely a pain in the butt," replies Alex, since she has no other choice. "Where in the world is this moron? He's always starting trouble wherever he goes! If someone's helping him, I pity that person..." "Don't even bother pitying them. They'll find out the hard way..." The two leave. While they left, they didn't notice the thieves behind them ready to rob someone. The thugs tackle a young woman with a purse. At the same time, Claudia and Idiot was just getting out. Idiot runs into the mob, not even knowing what he's doing. "AAUUOOOOOOOOOOWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!" shouts Idiot. ****************************************************** What do you think will happen next?
	I'm probably gonna add my other fan-fics here, just for the hell of it.


Arctic Master	Feb 10 2007, 03:02 PM Post #7
The ice cold Pokémon trainer Posts: 101 Group: Members Member #27 Joined: February 9, 2007	(I missed Chapter 6! AAAH!... I got it.) Chapter 6 When we last left off, Idiot just charged into the middle of a simple purse snatching gig. Idiot charged in, nearly scaring the thugs to death. the thugs stop what they were doing and back away from the young lady. "Hey! You! Get out of the way unless you want to be next!" Shouted one of the thugs. "Next? Is this the line to the 'Happy, Happy, Joy, Joy!' concert?! I love that band! Word! I be straight blinging!" Idiot shouted with glee. ".....your an Idiot." said the thug leader, "Forget him! Just take what we came here for and lets get!" the thugs snatch the purse and start to make a run for it. Claudia blocks their way, Sandslash out. "Sandslash! Swift attack!" called Claudia. Sandslash spun in middar, at high speed, firing star-shaped rays at the thugs, hitting almost every one of them. Idiot picks up the purse one of the thugs dropped. "Look what I found!" Idiot shouts. The thug leader tries to snatch the purse from Idiot but he has a grip tighter than a Pinsir's Vicegrip attack. "Let go, you Idiot!" He said, still trying to take the purse. Idiot, still holding the purse, unpacks his checkers board and starts playing another game of checkers. It was then did he notice the thug on the purse. "Hiya Mr. T man!" Idiot shouted. "What?" said the Thug. "What's 2 plus fish?" "Uumm" Before the thug could think of an answer, Claudia's Sandslash was right behind him and poking at him, "huh?" "Sandslash, scratch attack," Claudia said, calmly. Sandslash Scratch the thug leader on the face, leaving a mark. "AAIEEEEEEEEE!" screamed(that's right, screamed) the Thug Leader, in pain. He flinched, backed away from Idiot and other two pedestrians. "This is just plain not right," said one of the thugs, "the boss said this would be a slick and easy job to pull. We got halted by a mere Imbecile! Ooh, the Boss ain't gonna be happy about this..." Claudia turns around, with interest. "Who's this 'Boss' that you speak of?" She asks. The thug that spoke last got a pound on the head. "You moron! You said too much!" Said another thug. "Well, take heed to this. We are Team Exile! If you ever interfere with out operations again, there will be consequences! Heed my warning!" Said the Leader and disappears with a smoke bomb. "Phew! Thank you for the help! They would've robbed me if you two hadn't showed up!" Said the young lady with the purse now back in her possession. "It was nothing. Thank Idiot. I wouldn't have even know without him!" said Claudia. "Idiot? That's a strange name," said the young Lady. "His real name is," truck drives by drowning his name out, "But he said everyone calls him Idiot. I see why..." said Claudia, rolling her eyes after seeing Idiot watching a commercial about soap. "SOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAP...." Idiot said, hypnotized by the commercial of soap. "Well, anyway, I'm Samantha, and you are?" asked Samantha. "Claudia," said Claudia. "I travel around the world with my pokemon to see the different towns and perhaps get into some battles," said Samantha. "Really? Then you wouldn't mind If I ask you for a challenge?" asked Claudia. Idiot pops up outta nowhere sitting in a Theater seat with popcorn and cupholders. "Don't think I'll go easy on you!" Shouts Claudia. "Don't worry! I won't back down!" Shouts back Samantha. They both send out their pokemon. Samantha's was a Chansey and Claudia's was Nidoqueen. So the battle went on. Meanwhile... Mark and Alex Are in the next town. Green city. "Hmm...something tells me we went a tad farther than Idiot." Said Mark. "No, Really?" Alex said, rolling her eyes. "If I get my hands on that Idiot, I'm going to beat him to a stinkin' pulp!" an angry Mark said. "Calm down, Mark. Your getting a bit Frustraited since Idiot left. Just get some rest and..." Alex trying to calm Mark down. Mark sighs. "Yeah, maybe your right. I haven't rested well since that moron of a moron left. Maybe I'm just tired. I'm turning in early," said Mark, checking into a nearby Pokemon center. "Idiot, your in a whole Heep of trouble," Said Alex and turns in. Meanwhile, somewhere else, on a location that is well known to team Exile... "Well, spill it. Why didn't you just snatch the purse?" said the big boss himself, Vladamir. "Well, you see, sir, we were interfered with a girl and this Idiot," said the leader. "No excuses! You guys are better than that! this was a slick and easy job to pull and you disgraces can't even do that! You make me sick! Excuses! Excuses! Excuses! That's all you give me! Fine. One shot. Rob the museum in Green city and bring the parts you get from Captain Revere. That lady you guys tried to rob should've had the parts and you simpltons were held up! Go and try again, and if this fails, that's it. Your fired. I have Extremists that can do better than you fools!" Said Vladimir. "Sir, yes sir!" said the thugs. "Now go!" commands Vlad. And the Thugs go to Green city. *********************************************** Chapter 7: To Green city!!*(Hey! I didn't put in subtitles!...Idiot!!!) Well, After the battle, sometime later, the ladies and moron continue their journey to green city. Samantha, as I forgot to explain in the previous chapter has Red hair, blue eyes and has a silk yellow dress on with a hat to match. "So, where exactly do you have to go?" asks Claudia. "Green city. To see Captain Revere about these parts I have in here," said Samantha said, showing her purse. "So that's why they wanted your purse," said Claudia. "I Scream! You Scream! We All Like Ice Cream!!" Shouting Idiot. "Is there something wrong with him?" whispers Samantha. "He's mentally ill. Don't mind his absurd behavior," whispers Claudia. "What's so absurd? What does it mean, anyway? What color's my underwear?" Idiot asks, continuously. "..." both of the girls stay silent while Idiot ask the torrent of questions. Many, many...many questions later...* Well, after the question "tormentation", Idiot stops at the sight of Green city. "Oooooh!" Idiot said with awe, "T.V.!! T.V.T.V.T.V.T.V.T.V. TEEEEEEEVEEEEEEEE...." Both girls nod their heads in disagree. "Moron..." They both say. Idiot goes to watch more T.V. While he does that, the two girls go to the museum, where Captain Revere waits for the parts he ordered. "Hi Samantha!" shouts Capt. Revere. "Hi Cap'n!" calls Samantha. "Who's this with ya, Sam?" "This is Claudia. She saved me from being robbed of these parts. Her and her Idiot." "Well, he's not my Idiot. That's what everyone calls him. His real name is," Truck drives by drowning it out, "but everyone calls him Idiot," explains Claudia. "Hmm," Ponders Capt. Revere, "That's a bit awkward. But anyway, Thanks for the parts, Sam. Now I can continue my research." Capt. Revere receives the parts from Sam. But before Capt. Revere can leave, the thugs from Team Exile appear. "Hold it right there! We'll be taking those parts!" said one of the thugs. "Wha? Who are you people?!" Asks Capt. Revere, shaken up. "We're Team Exile! Our boss wants those parts! Shut your yap and fork 'em over!" said the other thug. The two thugs draw over to the captain and the girls. "Over my dead body!" shouts Claudia, taking out a pokéball. "Mine too!" shouts Samantha, also taking out a pokéball. But before the fight begins, Idiot comes out of nowhere and had Umbreon and Poochyena attack the thugs. This must be one of Idiot's strokes of genius. Either that or he was watching educational television. "Mine three," idiot said from behind the thugs. "Where'd you come from?!?" Both of the Team Exile members are astonished at from the behind attack. "Right behind you," said Idiot, "Who wants some first?" "Fine!" one of the thugs get up, throws a pokéball. Out comes a Mightyena. "Poochyena give a good tackle to the middle of the chest of that Mightyena!" Idiot commands. The Poochyena does as told and causes an automatic KO on its evolved formed foe. It faints. "What?! How in the...I lost?!?" said one of the thugs, backs away. "Hmm! Sniveling wimp! I'll deal with him!" said the other thug, throwing his pokéball. Out comes Houndoom. "Poochyena, A firm bite attack to stun, then that same tackle attack as last time!" commands Idiot. As planned, the bite attack stunned the Houndoom and the tackle finished it off. "Wha-aaah!" the two thugs recall their pokemon. "Now what? If we don't get those parts, the boss will be steamed! Dang! I didn't count on being meddled with an Idiot!" said the other thug. "Hold on, fellas! I'm not an Id-" Idiot was cut off from the end of his stroke of genius,"...AAUUOOOOOOOOOWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!" Claudia puts a palm of one of her hands to her face, in disgust. "He's back to normal..." she said. Just then, the boss, Vladimir himself, walks in. "I came in here to see what's taking so long to snatch some parts and you simps are held up by children and a mere Idiot?," Vlad walks to Idiot, "I'm Vlad. I lead Team Exile. We are trying to make a living and to have a goal in life. Also to be better than Team Rocket, Aqua, Magma or any other team that is next started. Why do you interrupt our plans so? Our major goal will be of helping people next. It will do you and the world a great deed of greatness. But, if you interfere with our plans again, there will be consequences! Heed my warning!" "AAAH been there done that!" said Claudia, rolling her eyes "Your leader had explained the whole series to us before." "Oh...well...then...just don't interfere with our plans to convert the world, okay?" Uses a smoke bomb and disappears with the other two thugs. "Okay...there are more Idiots around than I thought..." Claudia said, following up with a sigh. "I got an Idea! Let's go Sledding!" Idiot said with glee. "It's April, Idiot. There's no snow," said Capt. Revere, then looks at his watch, "Whoops! Can't waste anymore time! I'll see you later!" he said and leaves. "Well, you two better get going too. Mind if I come along?" asks Samantha. "That depends! Can I call you Shirley?!" Idiot asks. "No. I'll allow Sam and nothing else," said Samantha, fist ready to punch Idiot. "......okay!" Idiot said. "Well, what are we waiting for? Let's go!" shouts an enthusiastic Claudia. So, the three leave onto the next town. The town of Yellow town. Meanwhile... "Hey! Drew! Come here please!" said Vlad. Drew is the Leader that got a scratch in the face. "Yeah boss?" He said nervously. Vlad starts out nice, then pounds on the Leader. "What did I tell you about taking other people's lines, eh?" said Vlad. Then, about 4 Houndoom appear from behind Vlad. "AIEEEEEEE!" Drew runs for it. The Houndoom chase after him. And back in Green town... Remember the couple, Mark and Alex. They're still in Green town. "Well, I give up! If Idiot doesn't want to go home, Fine by me! I'm off!" Mark shout, Impatient of not finding idiot in the last few days. "Wait!" Alex shouts back, trying to raise his spirits. "Nope! My mind's made up!" He was going to call out Articuno and fly outta here but then Idiot and friends walked by. "Hi Mark!" idiot said and kept on walking. Mark stood there with awe. "YOU!!" Mark shouted and tackled Idiot. To be continued...
	I'm probably gonna add my other fan-fics here, just for the hell of it.


Arctic Master	Feb 10 2007, 03:04 PM Post #8
The ice cold Pokémon trainer Posts: 101 Group: Members Member #27 Joined: February 9, 2007	Chapter 8 "Idiot! Where have you been?! You had us ying-yanging all over the continent looking of you! What in heaven's name where you thinking when you left?!" Mark said, scolding Idiot. "Absolutely nothing, Mark!" Idiot said with a big grin. Over on the side, Claudia is shocked to see two of the greatest trainers on the continent. Alex was the first to notice Claudia's shocked state. "Is there something wrong?" asks Alex. Claudia nods. Samantha remains silent. "Maybe I should explain it to you two. This isn't the place to explain, let's go to the Pokemon center. Some time later... Mark explains Everything about why idiot shouldn't be outside. He has given ulcers to everyone he's met from being shouted at so much. Although Idiot has occasional strokes of genius, his idiocy usually causes most of the problems. And even though Idiot seems completely stubborn, he will obey any female, no matter who it is. Even if it's a woman with a gun to his head, he'll do as she pleases. "If you told him to jump off a cliff, he'll do it," said Alex, rolling her eyes. "That still doesn't explain how Idiot became a...idiot..." said Claudia, intrigued with the story. Mark explains that Idiot wasn't always this stupid. Idiot was just you usual kid who always got into trouble. then one day, some blonde girl had knocked him unconscious and he had lost his memory for a while. Soon after, Mark had found Idiot and tried to restore his memory. Bad Idea. Later on, Idiot regained his memory and did things that were pure evil. Eventually, Mark had knocked him over the head, causing him to lose his memory for good. But this time, he had received mythical powers. He was stronger, faster and more stupid than any normal(or mentally challenged) being. "Oh! That explains everything!" said Claudia, "That's why he's been acting so strangely! So why is he a threat?" "He really isn't but he's a real pain if he travels with anyone. That's why we strongly suggest that you let Idiot come back with us. See, the decision is up to you, Claudia. You must've traveled with him the most, as I've heard," Mark recalls. "Oh yes, I have," Claudia explains, "but I'm not sure. Of all the trouble he's caused with you trying to get him..." "You think this is trouble?" Alex asks, "At least you weren't with him on the last time we tried chasing him down! I'd rather not explain it...it was too horrible to explain..." Samantha steps in. "Sounds like he's been a real pain to you, guys." "Believe me, he has. In more ways than one," Alex explains, rolling her eyes, "Although you'll be doing us a big favor, we don't want you to endure our pain!" Claudia thinks this over for a moment. Then looks at Idiot, staring dead into the T.V. "TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...." Idiot seems to be muttering as watching television. Claudia frowns for a second, almost feeling the same pain Idiot endured all those years ago. Then she stood up. "Mark. Idiot can stay. Besides, he has a whole collection of badges to collect," Claudia shouts with pride. "Ha-ha! I like your style! Okay, he's yours! But be forewarned, he has problems you haven't faced yet...just a forewarning," Mark writes down his number and gives it to Claudia, "If you have any problems with Idiot or anyone else you can't handle, call us. Hopefully one of us will pick up," everyone laughs. Mark leaves, Alex stays to give Claudia something for Idiot. "This isn't a bribe or anything but this is for Idiot. My suggestion, hold it for him. He will loose these special pokéballs," said Alex, giving Claudia weird colored pokéballs. All 5 are Bluish-Green and have a cross-eyed guy on each of them. Certainly for idiot. "These balls are especially made for Idiot. Since he's a little sloppy for catching pokemon, Me and mark tried to teach him, Mark made these pokéballs for idiot's to use only! No one else can use them and they will catch any pokemon without fail if he throws them and fail if someone else throws them. So, I'll leave you be, now. Bye!" Alex leaves. "Wow, they were nice," Said Samantha. "Yeah..."Claudia said and puts the special pokéballs away. The three, Claudia, Sam and Idiot decide that it's time to hit the sack.
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Arctic Master	Feb 10 2007, 03:07 PM Post #9
The ice cold Pokémon trainer Posts: 101 Group: Members Member #27 Joined: February 9, 2007	....(writes a sign and shows it to everyone. It says "Insert corny catchphrase here." Idiot comes in next and has a "Pick it" sign. It has a picture of a nose with a finger in it. I rolls my eyes and make another sign. It says Chapter 9) Well the trio are still traveling to Yellow city Where idiot will earn his second consecutive badge. But then they hear sounds of fighting. "What was that?" said Samantha. "I dunno! Let's go find out!" said Claudia. The three follow the sounds of fighting. Soon they see an Absol, fighting for his life with an Espeon. The Espeon tackles the Absol again, knocking it down. While this is happening, Idiot is digging in Claudia's bag. "Uuumm, can I help you?" Claudia asks. Idiot pulls out one of the custom made pokéballs and throws it. "BANANAS!!" Idiot shouts. The ball hits Espeon and rolls off onto the ground. It rolls towards Absol, taps it slightly and Absol goes into the pokéball. I was caught. Idiot runs over to the pokéball, picks it up. "I caught a-" Idiot was interrupted with Sam, Claudia's rival, shouting. "Hey! That was mine!!" He shouts, trying to take the pokéball from Idiot, after recalling Espeon, "Give me that!" "You snooze, you lose!" Idiot runs away with the pokéball, with Sam chasing him. "Why I oughta! Gimme that back, you twit! I'll murdalize you if you don't give that back!..."The insults fly outta Sam’s mouth. Occasionally, you heard him swear a few times. The girls just watch in silence, turning their heads into the direction they went, as Sam chases Idiot to get his pokéball. Soon, he stops. He looks square into Samantha's eyes. He could've sworn that his knees were shaking, his palms were sweating and he thought he was daydreaming. He walks towards Samantha. "Hey, good-looking, what's cooking?" Sam said. Claudia is astonished that Sam fell in love with Samantha...and they both have the same name! "So, I lost my number. Can I borrow yours?" That just crossed the line for Claudia. As if we were repeating one of Brock's “lovey-dovey over a girl” scenes, Claudia pinches Sam on the ear and drags him off. "Ouch! That's gotta hurt!" Idiot shouts, "I've seen road kill with better reflexes!" "YEEOUCH!" Sam cries in pain as Claudia pinches his ear. Idiot throws the pokéball. Out comes Absol and he wanted payback for the pain he endured from those past few minutes. Absol's Razor-like...whatever that thing is, glowed and whirlwinds were on his side. Claudia knew what he was about to use and jumped out of the way, letting go of Sam's ear. Sam, sat there, rubbing his pained ear to numb it. Absol, on the other hand, swung it's razor-like horn(as I'll call it, if it's that) and threw a razor that threw out the ground beneath Sam and causing him to fly in the air, AKA Razor wind. At first, Sam started screaming then he started saying "Weeeeeeeeeeeeee!" as he flew into the great beyond. "I told ya he doesn't know how to be a trainer," Claudia said, smirking. "Boy, is he Corny," Samantha said. "Finally! I'm not the only one who thinks that!" Shout Claudia. "Finally! I've caught a...what's this thing again?" Idiot asks. The girls fall out afterwards. Later that day... The trio get to the second gym in Yellow town, after healing their pokemon. They enter and see the gym leader immediately. "...What are you lookin' at, fuzz head? I'm Billy, the rock gym leader," Said the Gym leader. Apparently, he wasn't very nice. "What happened to the other gym leader that used to be here?" asks Claudia. "His warranty expired for using the gym. His name was Lando. Some guy in a suit chased him down and all Lando did was laugh manically(N00bster part. Only he doesn't show up) "Oh. Well, this guy, here, he wants to battle you for the Dirt badge," Claudia explains. "Oh..." Billy shows the badge to Idiot, "you want this badge?" Billy shows a badge that looks nothing like a badge at all. It looked like there was mud on it but if you wiped it off, it's still there. Plus, the badge glimmered. "Oooooh...Shiny! I like shiny!" Idiot said, grabbing for the badge. Then Billy snatched it quickly. "Well, you can't have it! Not until you beat me, that is," Billy said and laughs manically. The girls roll their eyes. "Well, ready for your punishment?" Billy throws a pokéball. Out comes a Sudowoodo. Idiot throws out his Poochyena. Literally. "Poochyena, use your...eeeh, what the word?" Idiot asks Claudia. "Tackle?" she replies. "Yeah! Tackle!" Idiot shouts. Poochyena tackles the Sudowoodo and bounces off of it. "Sudowoodo, low kick," Billy commands. Sudowoodo unleashes a powerful sweep that tripped Poochyena and he landed on his face. "Poochyena! Another tackle!" Idiot, apparently, doesn't learn from past mistakes. Tackle is weakened by rockiness of Sudowoodo. The attacks kept coming. Idiot, for some strange reason, doesn't see that tackle isn't working. Poochyena is down after 3 more low kicks, witch is odd because fighting is one of Dark's weaknesses. After the third low kick, an amazing thing happened. Poochyena howls and then starts to evolve! "Whoa! This is awkward! I've never seen a pokemon evolve after taking hits!" Billy Exclaims. Note: They don't. They never will and that was just a mere coincidence. "They don't," Claudia explains. Poochyena finishes evolving. It's a Mightyena now. "Okay! Poochyena! Use-" Idiot was interrupted by Claudia and Samantha. "MIGHTYENA!" They both shout. "Well, soooooooorry. Mightyena, use bite!" Idiot commands. Mightyena's bite was more aggressive than Poochyena's. When it bit Sudowoodo, he flinched. "Mightyena! Bite again and again and again!" Idiot was sorta rejoicing and shouting at the same time. Mightyena did as he was told and in a matter of seconds, Sudowoodo was down. "Whoa! No way!" Billy was quite shocked that the evolved pokemon kicked his in a series of 6 bites! He recalls Sudowoodo and sends out Graveler. "Mightyena! Do that biting thing again!" Idiot didn't realize that all that biting was really the attack Crunch. It Crunched away at Graveler but it still stood tall. "Graveler, rollout," Graveler curled into a ball and rolled towards Mightyena. Because of the damage it took while in its pre-evolved form, it fainted automatically. Idiot returns Mightyena and calls out Umbreon. "Umbreonnol! Use bite!" Idiot said I don't know why Idiot sent a bite attack against a rolling Graveler but hey, it ain't my choice. As expected, Umbreon bounced off of Graveler's spinning body and Graveler didn't get hurt at all. "Idiot! Use Faint attack!" Claudia shouts. "Umbreon...or whatever...Faint attack!" Idiot shouts. Umbreon pretends to fall out, bringing Graveler out of his rollout stage. Then, Umbreon jumps up and attacks Graveler, stunning it momentarily. "Now bite it, Umbreonnol!" Idiot commands. As a desperate finisher, Umbreon bites Graveler hard and caused it to faint. Billy recalls Graveler and then sends out Onix. "Onix! Bind that Umbreon!" commands Billy. Onix wraps its tail around Umbreon and squeezes hard. "Umm...Bite?" Umbreon bit Onix and it lets go. "Onix. Dissuade Umbreon with Tackle," Commands Billy. Onix threw its body towards Umbreon and it hits him heavily, causing fainting. Idiot recalls Umbreon and sends out his final, and newly acquired, pokemon, Absol. Absol, already in the field, Taunts Onix on its own. Onix gets mad and tries to Tackle Absol and misses. Onix gets stuck in the ground. "What?! You didn't even have to command the Absol and it taunts Onix on its own?!" Billy cried in frustration. That had to be a first for everyone, including Claudia, who also has an Absol. "Okay, Absol! Use...that move you did in the forest!" Idiot exclaims. Absol's horn glows again and little whirlwinds are at the sides. Then, the Onix pops out of the hole in the ground. "Okay, now that you’re out of the ground, use tackle!" Billy commands. Onix charges at Absol, which dodges on his own, and Onix ends up making another hole in the ground, getting stuck, once again. At the same time, Absol has just launched a Razor wind attack and hit. The Onix fell, having 'X's for eyes. "No way! I lost to an Idiot?!?" Billy Exclaims, "This can't be true! I won't give up a badge to some cheap imbecile whose Absol dodges for him!" Absol gets mad and snaps at him, "Okay! Okay! Never mind! You can have it!" Billy gives Idiot the dirt badge. Idiot jumps up and shouts with glee.
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Arctic Master	Feb 10 2007, 03:09 PM Post #10
The ice cold Pokémon trainer Posts: 101 Group: Members Member #27 Joined: February 9, 2007	(Hiya! Me again! Just letting you know that the chapters will get longer as the story progresses. And that's not counting the frontier I put in there, from the crater, which I'll delete. Either way, keep enjoying the story! ) Well...Oh forget it! I'll just give you the Chapter and you'll read it! Chapter 10...Gosh... Idiot and friends leave for the next town. Blue town to be exact. But little do they know they'll be, once again, foiling a plot of Team Exile, once again. "Are we there yet?" Idiot asks Claudia. "No," said Claudia. "Are we there yet?" Idiot asks Samantha. "No," said Samantha. "Are we there yet?" he asks both of them. "No!! Now Zip it!!" both of them shout. Idiot shuts up and starts daydreaming. He daydreams about ninjas and him beating them up. Then at the end, Idiot gives off a big grin of Glee! Then, the lead ninja appears and they fight. When Idiot knocks the lead ninja down, the Lead ninja shouts, in Claudia's voice. "Idiot! Watch out for the..." Idiot had, unwittingly, tripped off his own two feet and started tumbling down the hill. "Ouch! Oooh! Ouch!" Idiot screamed as he tumbles, hitting his back on rocks. "Ouch! Oooh! Ouch!" Idiot screamed as he tumbles, hitting his back on thorned bushes "Haaa! Oooh! Aaah!" Idiot sighed as he tumbles, hitting his back on flowers in a field. "Ouch! Oooh! Ouch!" Idiot screamed again as he tumbles, hitting his back on more rocks. Then Hits the ground, on top of some strange machine, leading to the edge of a Volcano. Mount Dusty's volcano, to be exact. Some Team Exile members were working up there. "AAARGH!! He broke the machine! He broke the machine!!! Nincompoop!! Do you realize what you've done?!?!" Said one of the Team Exile members, a different leader to be exact. "...." Idiot looks at them, then looks at the machine on his butt, then looks at the Team Exile leader. "....Nope!" Idiot said with a grin. By now, Claudia and Samantha are sliding down now. "I've had it to here with you!" The Leader throws a hand in the air, indicating that his Patience level isn't all that good, "I've just met you and you ruined our plans! Grab the kids and take them back to base!" Commands the leader. The other Exile members grab the trio before they have a chance to take out their pokemon. Some time later... The team found themselves tied up to chairs. Well, most of them anyway. Idiot has always broken through the ropes that the Thugs restrained him in so they put him in a nearby cell. "Great. Just great. Thanks to Idiot, we're stuck here now!" Claudia shouts, still trying to struggle out of her bindings, "And they made these stupid ropes too tight!" "I like pie!" Idiot exclaims in the cell nearby. "Just shut up! Shut your mouth and keep it shut! It's your fault for getting us captured here in the first place! So Shut up!" Shout Samantha, angrily, also trying to struggle out of her ropes. ".....I'm thirsty." Idiot said. Idiot then slides through the bars, gets a cup from a fountain nearby and gets a drink. To the girls’ surprise, Idiot walked back into the cell where he now has a cup of water. "Idiot, you Idiot! Get us outta here!" Samantha shouted at Idiot. "What? I'm in the cage, I can't get you two out!" Idiot exclaims, then walks out of the cell again, "I mean, come on! Even Houdini couldn't break outta this!" He then tries to bend the bars, gets tired. "See?" Idiot walks back in the cage. Surely, he is stupid. Claudia gets an Idea. "Hey, Idiot! Go get the keys and unlock yourself out of the cell!" Claudia requests. Idiot, does as told, got the keys from the sleeping Exile member then goes back in the cell and unlocks himself. Then he goes to Claudia and unties her. "Thanks..." Claudia said, gently, then slaps the mess out of Idiot, "Thanks for nothing!" she shouts and unties Samantha. After that, the girls run out and Claudia was the one who saw Idiot going back into the cell. Before Idiot had a chance to close the door, Claudia grabs Idiot by the hand and pulls him out. Some time later... The trio escapes and are right back where Idiot fell. The machine parts are still where they left it. The girls, relieved to get out and back on Mt. Dusty, they made their pokemon attack Idiot, relentlessly, it seems, until they felt better. Idiot had recovered a good 20 minutes later. Since they thwarted Team Exile's plans to do...whatever they were going to do to this volcano, the trio left Mt. Dusty and went on back to going to Blue town, where Idiot will earn his third consecutive badge. Idiot decides to take a trip to the pokemon center, just for the heck of it. This Pokemon Center was different though. It was a wreck and It looked like someone just robbed it. Well, even though no one knows who did it, there's graffiti on the right wall that said "Team Exile was here *****!" Of course, someone had crossed out the curse word. "What happened here?" Asked Samantha talking to Nurse Joy. "I don't know. I was upstairs then the next thing I knew the power went out, the place was a wreck and..." Nurse Joy gasps, "Who put graffiti on the walls?!" exclaims Nurse Joy. "The French and Indian war was a good war. There was this and that and that and this and I got my body back for one day!" Idiot said. "Huh? What are you talking about?" Asked Nurse Joy. "....Hug me!!" Idiot said, arms spread out wide. Everyone backs away. To be continued later....
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Arctic Master	Feb 10 2007, 03:10 PM Post #11
The ice cold Pokémon trainer Posts: 101 Group: Members Member #27 Joined: February 9, 2007	Hi again! What I put here before has been deleted, due to...never mind... Either way, were onto Chapter 11! When we last left off, Idiot and friends are trying to solve the mystery which ain't so mysterious due to the T.V. Idiot seems to be taking the situation quite nicely. At least for the moment. Right now, Nurse Joy is speaking to Officer Jenny about what has happened so far. They have all kinds of pokemon inspecting the area. Idiot, as stated before, is carefree of the world and can't find the T.V. "Idiot, what are you doing?" asks Claudia. "...huh?" Idiot asks, not really paying attention to Claudia. Claudia sighs and turns around. Then she hears a gasp from Idiot. When she turned around and looked at him, she was worried that something had happen to him. He was okay, physically so then she just turned back around and talked to Officer Jenny. Idiot was almost about to cry. He saw the T.V. in ruins. Team Exile had destroyed the T.V. in an attempt to earn respect and such. Just then, Idiot runs out of the Pokemon center. "Idiot?! Where are you going?!?" called Claudia, then starts chasing after him. Some time later, back on Mt. Dusty... Idiot is back on the mountain, seeking to avenge the loss of T.V. at the pokemon center. Up on the Mountain, other than Idiot, there are about four or five thugs and Vladimir himself by the machine, rebuilt. "With the power of this meteorite, we'll..." Vladimir was interrupted by Idiot shouting his catchphrase. "AAUUOOOOOOOOOOWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!" Idiot shouted. "What the... I thought you were at the base, in a cell with your tied up friends?! No matter. Get the moron!" Vladimir commands his cronies. The five thugs charge for Idiot. Just as they almost grabbed him, Claudia commands her Absol to attack. "Absol! Razor wind!" Claudia commanded. And Absol charged quickly and threw a razor-like wind at the thugs, knocking them back and away from Idiot. "You buffoons..." And like when Drew was getting punished, the four Houndoom were right behind them again. Idiot threw out a pokéball. Out comes Umbreon. "Idiot, I'll deal with the Houndoom. You take on Vlad!" shouts Claudia. And with that, she threw out three more pokéballs. Out comes Exploud, Sandslash and Nidoqueen. The battle went on. And for Idiot and Vlad, the battle was just beginning. "I told you, if you interfered with our plans again, there were going to be consequences. Never mind. I'll do away with you now," Vlad said. And as an added bonus, the music, from when you’re facing one of the leaders in R/S/E, is heard and the place gets dark. As if they entered an alternate Dimension, they enter the Gameboy version of the fight. It says "Exile Leader Vladimir wants to fight!" Vlad calls out a Mightyena. Idiot calls out his Umbreon. And, in an amazing stroke of Genius, Idiot has one of the longest ones of all. "Umbreon! Use a consecutive tackle straight to the chest, then Quick attack to the head!" Idiot commanded. Umbreon did as it was told and in seconds, the Mightyena was down, just like that. Vlad recalls Mightyena and calls out Sharpedo. "Okay...rough skin...this is going to hurt a bit, Umbreon," Idiot said. "Enough of this! Sharpedo! Skull bash attack," commanded Vlad. Sharpedo lowered his head. Then charged at Umbreon. "Wait for it..." Idiot said, waiting for the opportunity to come up. Then it comes, "Now! Dodge it, Quick attack to send him flying and then finish him off with a tackle!" Idiot commanded. Umbreon jumps past the still charging Sharpedo and Quick attacks the Sharpedo and sends it flying. Umbreon flinches a bit but is able to go on for the next hit. It charged at Sharpedo and hit it square in the stomach, almost hitting the fin, which will hurt him worse than usual. When both of them land, Umbreon lands on all four paws and Sharpedo lands on his side. Vlad is almost running into a tantrum. He recalls Sharpedo and sends out one of his own Houndoom. Now, I'm not sure if Maxie's Last pokemon or not but he used it. By now, Claudia has just finished beating all the other Houndoom. "Now Houndoom! Crunch that Umbreon to a pulp!" commanded Vlad. The Houndoom charges at Umbreon with vicious teeth, charging at Umbreon. "Umbreon! Keep dodging that attack!" Idiot shouted. Umbreon kept dodging the attack and it lead him near Claudia. Now, I don't know if you guys saw this coming or not but Houndoom had bitten Claudia right on the side of her abdominal area. The only thing you can hear is the sound of her scream and soon later a thud. "No! Umbreon! Quick attack! Then finish it with Take down!!" Idiot said, running towards Claudia's side. Umbreon had quickly attacked the Houndoom and made him stop biting Claudia. Then, with a reckless tackle, Knocked Houndoom out for the count. Or so they thought. Houndoom rose up slowly and was ready for the final command. "Houndoom, finish that Umbreon with Hyper beam!" Vlad commanded. The music stops and Houndoom charges a beam in his mouth. Then blasts away at Umbreon, who dodges automatically, just narrowly missed Vlad and hit the machine. The machine self-destructs and out pops the meteorite, partially damaged by the explosion. Since it was closest to Claudia, she grabbed it and put it in her pocket, without Idiot noticing. Some time later... Claudia had to go to the hospital. You think that after getting bitten by a Pokemon would really suck for Claudia, right? Nah! Claudia's a trooper. She got over it. Later that evening, the three go back to the Pokemon Center, which is repaired again, and take a rest there.
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Arctic Master	Feb 10 2007, 03:13 PM Post #12
The ice cold Pokémon trainer Posts: 101 Group: Members Member #27 Joined: February 9, 2007	xHereTicx lol yes epic, he avenged the TV well ^_^. Lol, Absolutely truly. Eh, to idiot, T.V. is the last option of entertainment, next to streaking. Take that away and Idiot will smite thee...maybe... Chapter 12 The Trio are on their way again, the next morning. Idiot has three badges and will be heading to get his fourth, in Ruby city. It was just luck that our heroes runs into a familiar rival. "Hiya Moron!" Shouts Steve. The moron of morons, Steve "Hotshot." "It's Idiot!" Idiot exclaims. "...Same difference. I wanted to challenge you again! I'll see how strong you've gotten!" Steve takes out a pokéball. Out comes an Evolved Charmeleon. "I see your Charmander evolved," points out Claudia. Idiot tosses out Absol. Absol, like last time, Taunts the pokemon automatically and the pokemon does something reckless. Charmeleon keep on using flamethrower and missing Absol, dodging his every move without even being given a single command. Soon later, Charmeleon starts getting tired. "Absol, use...Eeeh...what attacks does it have again?" Idiot asks. Everyone fell out this time, including Steve. He has a pokemon and doesn't even know how to attack with, "Oh I know! Absol! Use that razor thingy attack again!!" Idiot commands. Absol just rolls his eyes and does nothing. "Do you mean Razor wind?" asks Claudia. Absol, like Umbreon in the Redfire gym, took this as a command and struck a mighty blow to Charmeleon. Because of its aggression, it just narrowly stands up. "Now, Absolo! Use bite!" Idiot shouted. He didn't know Absol could use bite. He just merely forgot that he was using Absol and not his Mightyena or Umbreon. Either way, Absol used bite and snapped at the Charmeleon, causes fainting. "Oh! Charmeleon, return!" Steve recalls Charmeleon. Then throws another pokéball and out comes a Kirlia, "Kirlia, use Psychic!" This must be one n00b that doesn't know that psychic attacks have no effect on Darkness. "Absol! Use bite again!" Idiot commanded. The super effective hit landed without fail and Kirlia was instantly KOed. Steve put a palm to his face in disgust. "I should've known that psychic has no effect on darkness..." Recalls Kirlia and sends out a Shuppet.(Note: this is in honor of S-H-U-P-P-E-T, even though he tried to have me banned. His story will live on) "Shuppet! Night shade attack!" Shuppet's eyes glowed and then dark beams excelled from his eyes. The beams hit directly and Absol had no chance of dodging it. It fell to the ground, weakened after the shock to the leg. "Good, now finish it off with another Night Shade attack." Steve commanded. Shuppet's eyes glowed again and the attack finished off Absol. Absol was a done deal. Idiot recalled Absol and sends out Umbreon. "I see that worthless obscression of an Eevee evolved," Steve said. Claudia wanted to smack the taste out of his mouth. She never lets anyone insult an Umbreon, seeing that's her favorite pokemon. She decides she'll wait until after the battle to do so. "Umbreonnol! Use...bite!" Idiot said. He was trying to think of another move, Most likely take down, but used the only move he was reconcilable to Idiot, other than Tackle. Either way, the attack was super effective and made Shuppet faint. "Gaah! Useless pokemon! Why'd I bother catching you?" recalls Shuppet. That signals the battle is over. Once that, Claudia gets up and Slaps the doo-doo out of Steve. "That's for insulting my favorite pokemon!" Claudia shouts. "You mean stupid Umbreon?" Steve asks. Claudia pounds Steve on the head and starts chasing him around with some heavy object as they pass by through the trees of the forest. Samantha and Idiot, with popcorn, are watching the humanity in action. "Are you going to share those?" asks Samantha. "Nope." Idiot replies and eats the rest of the popcorn. Samantha was a bit discouraged but then refocused on the Insanity in front of them. "Well, I gotta hand it to you, Idiot, Claudia can pack a punch." "Eh...Kinda gives you an empty feeling, eh?" Idiot said. Samantha takes this as a challenge and the two go into a bad pun contest. "Yeah! I see your point!" Samantha gets up. "Oh yeah? No guts, no glory!" Idiot retaliates. Several bad puns and very bad bruises later... The two ran out of puns and Claudia ran out of heavy things to hit Steve with. So, the three gave up and continues on to Blue city, leaving Steve in the forest where he originally was. Eventually, the trio make it to the Blue city pokemon center. After enjoying a good meal, they go hit the sack and prepare for the next morning.
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Arctic Master	Feb 10 2007, 03:14 PM Post #13
The ice cold Pokémon trainer Posts: 101 Group: Members Member #27 Joined: February 9, 2007	Yes people, this is the second final chapter of the story. Though, there are rumors of a chapter 15. So...keep your eyes peeled...but, if I feel like it, I'll post the next part of the Story Here, to save Thread room. Or, if I don't feel like reviving this thread, I'll just make another post. Chapter 13 The three head on to the Blue city gym when all of a sudden... Claudia hears shrilled screams from a nearby mansion. "You guys heard that?" "Nope!" Idiot said. He tries to hear again and still nothing. "I heard it. It sounded like it was coming from that mansion there!" Shouted Samantha. "Come on!" Shouts Claudia. Samantha follows. "Hey wait!...That's my waffle!!" Idiot said, chasing after the two girls. The shrilled screams aren't really screams of horror. They're screams of Joy. A little girl is playing with her Skitty. Then another scream. Chase around the Mansion and a little boy is playing catch with his Machop. More screams here and there and the trio is rushing all around the building. After the previous scream, the trio is tired out and takes a breather. Just then, the owner appears and explains everything. "What happened? And why are you so tired?" said the owner. "We went running around the building, thinking someone's in trouble and no one was," Claudia explains "Oh, that? I was afraid this might happen again. You see...the children here are deaf. They scream when they're happy," the manager explains. "What..."the three said, dropping their mouths in astonishment. "So that's where my waffle went!" Idiot exclaims. Afterwards, he goes around the building, hitting every child in the building. In return, they use their pokemon and attack him with every single attack and attribute reduction move in the book. All Legends moves only were replaced by metronome. Afterwards, Idiot left and the girls waved at the owner of the Mansion and followed. Idiot went into the gym, stomped straight forward to the Gym leader before she could say anything, ignoring the other trainers in the gym, and looked her straight in the eyes. ".....I pooted, and was attacked by every single pokemon attack ever," Idiot said. The gym leader was confused at the comment. Then the girls come in and explain everything. After a few minutes of girl chat, Idiot got bored and shouted. "I Wanna challenge!! For the badge!" Idiot shouted. The gym leader was confused. "You want to earn the Black belt badge?" She asked. Idiot nods. "Well, you’re going to have to beat me, Sarah of the Blue city gym, to do so!" She shouted. "Okay!" Idiot shouts and throws out his pokéball. Out comes Mightyena. "This'll be easy," Sarah exclaims as she throws her pokéball out. Out comes a Machoke. Just then, Idiot's brain kicks in. He now realizes the disadvantage he has and now knows how to counter it. "Machoke! Vital throw!" Said Sarah. I'm not sure how Vital throw attacks so Machoke backs away from Mightyena and prepares to charge at him. "Mightyena! Sand attack!" Idiot commands. Mightyena turns his back and kicks up sand at Machoke. The sand hit him directly but Machoke's attack was still accurate. Machoke charged at Mightyena and crashed into him, OHKOing Mightyena. Idiot recalls Mightyena and out comes Absol. As always, Absol taunts the Machoke into a Mistake and Machoke makes a fool of himself. "Absol! Razor wind!" Idiot commanded. Absol was relieved that Idiot finally got the attack right. In a swift and orderly manner, Absol charged up a whirlwind and struck down with its horn and gives a Mighty blow to Machoke. Surprisingly, Machoke doesn't go down. "Fine. Absol! Swords dance!" Absol then prances around, still in a defensive maneuver, and stops prancing, fire in his eyes and ready to fight. "Alright! Now, Quick attack!" Absol, with almost lightning reflexes, struck down Machoke with a final finishing blow. The blow crashes Machoke through the wall of the gym. Sarah was shocked and amazed at the same time. While Machoke was getting up, Absol had unleashed a fury of attacks onto Machoke and hasn't even broken a sweat. Then broke Machoke through the wall. She recalls Machoke and sends out Hariyama. "Hariyama! Whirlwind!" commands Sarah. Hariyama Spins at high speed and makes a whirlwind. "Absol, counter it with Quick attack!" Absol moves. The Quick attack is quick but is tackle speed in the whirlwind. So, instead of using Quick attack, it actually used tackle, stopping the whirlwind. "Now, quick! Use another Quick attack!" Absol struck down Hariyama, hard. It fell but it wasn't enough. Alright Absol, Use another Razor wind." Absol started making another whirlwind. "Wait for it..." Sara had a plan. "Strike down Hariyama with full force!" Absol struck with Razor wind but that's what Sara wanted. "Now Hariyama! Whirlwind again!" Hariyama was struck a little but it still carried on the attack. The wind projectiles were flung back at Absol and knocked him out. Wow, talk about Irony. the move KOed Absol. Idiot returned Absol and used Umbreon. "Umbreon! Quick attack to the body and then a tackle to the head!" Umbreon did as he was told but Sarah had another plan. "Hariyama! Bulk up!" Hariyama toughened up all his muscles and Umbreon's attack, literally, bounced off of him. "Now! Body Slam him!" Hariyama fell out and on top of Umbreon. Although Umbreon was down, he still had a chance. "Umbreon, faint attack," Although this move wasn't as effective as the other moves, it took Hariyama by surprise and knocked him down. "Umbreon, finish him with a tackle to the head." Since Hariyama was down, this was an easy task. The tackle in the face knocked Hariyama cold and he was unable to fight this battle anymore. Sara had called back her Hariyama and sent out Hitmotop. "Okay, Umbreon, use Quick attack!" Umbreon took a hit on Hitmotop right before Sara could even launch an attack. Then she remembers a really good move. "Hitmotop! Revenge!" Hitmotop got really angry and attacked Umbreon with all due strength. Although, you would think that Umbreon would've been down for the count, right? Surprisingly no. Umbreon is hanging by a thread. "Come on, Umbreon, try to fine that power in you to use moonlight." Umbreon, with a final burst of energy started glowing dark blue. Outside, the sky went dark and the moon's light shined on Umbreon. "Nice effects," Claudia pointed out. The moonlight gave Umbreon power and now, he was back in the game. "Okay, now an executive tackle to the chest and then the finishing quick attack at the same point," Idiot commanded. Umbreon had done as it was told, but before all of it could be executed... "Hitmotop! Triple kick!" Hitmotop spun at high speed, hitting Umbreon three times, each hit harder than the next. Umbreon, back to its thread away from fainting, nearly fell out. "Okay, Umbreon, knock him outta his stance with a faint attack." Umbreon had pretended to faint and drew Hitmotop out of his spinning stance. Then struck him down with full force. "Now, commence the attack sequence like last time!" Umbreon gave the tackle to the chest and the quick attack to the face. In a matter of seconds, Hitmotop was down. Sara stood there, recalled her pokemon and continued staring there, astounded by the turnover Idiot just gave. Unfortunately, Idiot's dumbstruck again. "Well, Idiot, you've made something out of yourself. You know how to turn a disadvantage into a good strategy! And for that, i award you with the black belt badge!" Sara gives Idiot the black belt badge. idiot jumps for joy, even though he doesn't have a clue to why he's jumping. Some time later... "Well idiot, how does it feel winning your next badge?" Asks Samantha. "Uuumm...wet." Idiot replies. "Wet?" Asks Claudia. "Can you change my diaper?" Idiot asks. Both of the girls back away.
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Arctic Master	Feb 10 2007, 03:16 PM Post #14
The ice cold Pokémon trainer Posts: 101 Group: Members Member #27 Joined: February 9, 2007	Chapter 14 Well, after taking some well deserved rest, the trio head on to the next town. Unfortunatly, the trail ends here and the three have to take a cruise to get to the next city. So, they order their tickets, wait a long time and get on the ship, just barely, to Crystal Island. Idiot, after spending four minutes on the ship, vomited over the rail and needed a barf bag. "Idiot? Are you okay?" Samantha asks. Idiot stops throwing up for a second. "Do you mind? I'm losing my lunch!" Idiot said and continues vomiting. Samantha shrugs and goes downstairs into her cabin. More time passes by and they're days from getting to Crystal Island. So, the Captain decides to host a tournament for the trainers on board. "Attention all trainers on board. There's a tournament in the ball room that will start at eleven thirty sharp today. If you want to apply, talk to the attendant next to the ball room to sign up. The tournament will only be for the heck of it and no prize will be given, unfortunately. Have a good morning." said the Captain, over the loudspeaker. "That sounds like fun. Wanna go Samantha?" Claudia asks. "Sure! I haven't battled in a while!" Samantha replied with a grin, "Should we wake up Idiot?" "Nah. It starts at eleven thirty. We'll just sign him in and wake him up later," Claudia explains. Idiot is standing right behind her. "Already signed in!" Idiot shouts, nearly making Claudia deaf. Some time before the tournament later... (Note: there's going to be alot of explaining here so if you want to hear a load of stuff you don't really care about, read on. If you don't, skip on to where the action is at the next bolded note. Though, some of this stuff here is important to how many trainers are participating, etc.) Since the whole ship mostly had trainers as passengers, the Captain had to make a tournament that lasted the rest of the trip to Crystal island. Luckily, a camera crew was there to film it or alot of the trainers onboard wouldn't get to see the tournament. There was almost 64 trainers on the ship and that ship was well prepared for any pokemon attack. They used the ball room because it was most efficient for the tournament and where the ship's Impact resistants for pokemon attacks and weight were. Also because, no one used it anymore. Blah, blah, blah, etc, etc... (Note: You can stop skimming now, if you were...) The tournament was each a 32 match, each side 16 trainers each. Luckily the trio were separated for the time being, but they all were on the same side. Each of them had to face at least 2 trainers before they fought each other. Only one pokemon each trainer so the matches were short. To make the matches short, I'll show only our heroes and a certain trainer named Ryan. This kid has unusual green hair and grey eyes. Well, anyway, after passing the qualifying rounds, these four trainers made it to the quarter finals. Matchups were: Ryan vs. Stephanie, Samantha vs. Lue, Idiot(?!) vs Moraku, and Stella vs. Claudia. "The match between Ryan and Stephanie will commence!" Said the referee. "Go! Scyther!" Ryan called out, throwing his pokeball. "Nidorina! Come on out!" Stephanie called out. "Scyther! Quick attack!" Commanded Ryan. Scyther struck down Nidorina in the right spot, stunning her on contact. "Now, finish it with Slash!" And the final blow, slash finished off Nidorina, ending the match. Next round... "Chansey! Go!" Samantha calls out. "Rhydon! Let's go!" Lue calls out. "Horn attack that Chansey!" Rhydon struck down Chansey. Chansey took a blow but still stays in. "Chansey! Egg bomb attack!" Chansey took the egg out of her pouch and throws it at Rhydon. You would think that it wouldn't effect Rhydon that much due to it being rock and whatnot. But your wrong there, Chansey threw that egg pretty hard and well. It hit Rhydon, then Exploded in his face. "Now, Chansey! Double-edge!" Chansey charges recklessly at Rhydon and tackles him hard. It knocked him down and Rhydon wasn't getting up anytime soon, ending the match. Round 3 "Go...uuuh...Absolo?" Idiot tosses out his pokeball, out comes Absol. "Go, Kadabra!" Moraku calls out. Absol, as usual, taunts the pokemon into a mistake. Kadabra ended up using psychic, which didn't affect him. In anger, Kadabra used it over and over again until he got tired and fell out in exhaustion, thus ending the match. Idiot is such a lucky guy, except he doesn't realize it. Round Cuarto "Go! Tauros!" said Stella, tossing out the pokeball with Tauros in it. "Come on out, Sandslash!" said Claudia, throwing out her pokeball. "Tauros! Earthquake!" Tauros lifted up on his hinde and stomped on the ground with front legs, causing an earthquake. It shook Claudia and sandslash up. "Sandslash! Swift attack!" Avioding the earthquake for a moment, Sandslash spun at high speed and shot star shaped rays at Tauros, knocking down his stance in his earthquake. "Now, quickly! Poison sting!" Sandslash spun at high speed again and shot out, instead, poison needles which struck down and finished Tauros.
	I'm probably gonna add my other fan-fics here, just for the hell of it.


Arctic Master	Feb 10 2007, 03:18 PM Post #15
The ice cold Pokémon trainer Posts: 101 Group: Members Member #27 Joined: February 9, 2007	Here it is, people! The final Chapter to the concluding part 1. Very long and grueling, if you ask me. Well, not long... This is the final chapter before we go into the next part. This Chapter was rumored, though, because I'd thought I'd finish this part up with 14 chapters...Oh well! Either way, this chapter will be notoriously short. Why? For a few reasons. One, to keep the suspense. Two, Because I'm so darn lazy to type this. Probably because now, I'm on vacation. I'll still put in the next part of the story, though, regardless of my laziness...Er-hem, I should probably finish this up...<_<'''' (I'm also taking a breather here, since I've gone WAAAAAAAAY beyond the posting limit) The rumored... (Idiot shouts this) "Cahper elevendy!" ....Er-hem...the rumored chapter 15 Well, now rising to a new morning, Claudia gets a shock of what to come from Idiot. Right now, he's watching T.V.(?) in the middle of the ocean. "Idiot, what are you doing?" Claudia asks. "Watching T.V., I have good reception!" Idiot replied and smiled. "How? We're in the middle of the ocean and other than the reporter and her crew, there's no reception!" "I swallowed this double stick thingy(Antenna) and then I make reception in my stomach. Want to watch?" Claudia backs away and leaves Idiot to himself. More time later.... The tournament is back up. The two contestants now are Ryan and Samantha. "Go! Chansey!" Calls out Samantha, throwing out her pokeball. "Scyther! Go!" Calls out Ryan, throwing out his pokeball. "Chansey! Egg bomb!" Chansey takes the egg out of her pouch and throws it at scyther. It hits, critically, But that doesn't stop scyther. "Scyther! Fury cutter!" Scyther rushes to Chansey and struck her down with on of his scythes. "Again!" Scyther repeats this technique until Chansey was finished. Before the next match... Idiot finally breaks away from the T.V. and goes to the Tournament to meet Claudia. "Well, I didn't think you would show," Claudia said. "I showed alright! And I got these free toothpicks!" Idiot replied, holding a fistful of toothpicks. "Idiot. Although, we may have almost nothing in common, but we've traveled a good distance with each other, I just wanted to say...your a good friend. I have never met anyone that has handled themselves in any situation like you do, in all my life!" Claudia says with excitement. "...what?" Idiot said, clueless. "Come here, you lug!" Claudia gives Idiot a hug, which chokes Idiot until he turns blue, green, red, and other colors I can't think of now(Yes, even polka dot). Then, the big announcement is made. "The next match between Idiot and Claudia will begin in five minutes!" someone spoke on the loud speaker. Claudia gasps and Idiot is...being idiotic. If he was having a stroke, he'd be in shock. To be continued... Who will win between Claudia and Idiot? Who's this Ryan fellow? Why is Idiot such an Idiot anyway?! Find out in the next exciting Fan-fic of "The adventures of Idiot, the "so-called" trainer"
	I'm probably gonna add my other fan-fics here, just for the hell of it.


Arctic Master	Feb 10 2007, 04:50 PM Post #16
The ice cold Pokémon trainer Posts: 101 Group: Members Member #27 Joined: February 9, 2007	Epic #2 (continue enjoyin'!) 20 chapters this one (more if I feel like fitting it all in) Trainer's pokemon(as we know so far): Idiot(age: unknown): Absol, Mightyena, Umbreon Claudia(age: late 13): Sandslash, Exploud, Nidoqueen Absol Samantha(age: 15): Chansey Ryan(age: early 14): Scyther I'll start the numbers over. Chapter 1: The two trainers, Claudia and Idiot, line up for their tournament match. Both of them seem to forget there's no prize to this so Claudia's disappointed and Idiot's the same dumb butt he's been since Part one. Picking his nose and such. Pop! Out comes a booger. For a second there, nearly a fourth of the ship nearly vomited and a twelfth fainted. Idiot plucks the booger aside a looks at his opponent as if he was battling for his life. "Idiot. We may be friends, but that doesn't mean I won't back down!" Claudia shouted. "Back down?" Idiot asked. Claudia nods slightly in disappointment. "This should be a cinch," She throws her pokéball, out comes her Absol. Idiot, shrugged off the comment, throws out his pokéball and out comes Umbreon. "Umbreon..." Uh-oh Idiot can't remember the attacks. Ooh he's in trouble now. "What's a matter, Idiot? Can't win without my help? Absol! Quick attack!" Absol struck down the helpless Umbreon. "Oh yeah! Now I remember! Umbreonnol! use that...uum...take down thingy." Umbreon took this as "Take Down" and struck Absol with full force, since he knew that Idiot might not call anymore attacks. Luckily, Absol was a bit Dazed after taking that mighty blow. "Absol! Focus! Try to taunt Umbreon into a mistake!" Absol returned to his senses and taunts Umbreon. Umbreon didn't take it as well as Claudia had planned. In fact, it attacked Absol on it’s own! It used Take Down again, this time knocking Absol down for the count. Words can't describe how shocked everyone was. Samantha was shocked. Ryan was shocked. The camera crew was shocked. In fact, the whole ship was, in theory, repeated too many times, shocked. Claudia was most shocked of all. Not only did her friend beat her, nethertheless, she's an experienced trainer and idiot's a...well...Idiot, but to use her favorite pokemon against her and whatnot?! This was too much. Claudia runs off onto the deck of the ship, while Idiot is getting some fame in the arena. Seconds later... Idiot broke free from the crowd and finds Claudia on the deck, staring at the twilight lit ocean. "Hi friend!" Idiot said to Claudia. "...what do you want?" Claudia asks without even turning to Idiot, "Came to gloat? You got some nerve." "...What's a gloat?" Claudia nearly chuckled at the silly question. "Never mind." "...Have you eaten your vege-e-ta-ables today?" Idiot asks, silly as usual. Claudia snickers and then it turns into a laugh. "Oh, your so funny, Idiot!" puts a hand on Idiot's shoulder. Samantha appears. "Everything alright out here?" She asks. "Yeah, just dandy!" laughed Claudia. Idiot sure kicked her back to her cheery self. Just then, Ryan appears. "Your battle style is unique," Ryan said, calm and collected. "That's because I read books, Kenny!" Idiot said, with a big grin on his face, making Claudia laugh harder, nearly falling down. "No, I'm Ryan. I noticed your battle style is far different that those of a normal trainer." "That's cause a trainer is which I is one of them!" Idiot replied, grin as wide and scrawny as ever. Yes, scrawny. "Well, I'll want to see that technique of yours in tomorrow’s battle. Remember, I face you next in the tournament." "Yep! I can't wait for that corn dog!" Samantha interrupts, seeing Claudia is too busy laughing to do so. "Uum, you'll have to excuse our friend here. He's an Idiot," She explains. Idiot begins picking his ear for earwax to eat. How do you say...'Eew?' "I knew that. This idiot's battle technique is remarkable. I'll be looking forward to battling him tomorrow," Ryan said, tips the cap he was wearing and started to leave. While he did that, Claudia opened her eyes, after laughing so hard, and her heart nearly skipped a beat. She was tired out from laughing and just nearly fell in love so...she fainted. Idiot, following Samantha's directions completely to the punctuation marks, took Claudia and put her to bed. Following after her, the other two trainers hit the sack as well. Meanwhile... Ryan is alone on the deck. The sun has set and the darkness has arrived. Ryan takes out a small transiting device and talks through it. "The plan is going along quite smoothly," Ryan said through the device, "Now all I have to do is get that Idiot to let me join them and we'll have them right where you'll want them on Crystal Island." "Eeeeeeeeeeexcellent. We'll have our revenge yet!" said the voice on the device. "You know what? I have an idea," Ryan said to the device, shouting softly, "why don't you shout even louder so the whole ship will hear you?!" "Oh sorry...carry out the mission and call us when you get to the island. And one more thing, don't screw this up." "Oh I won't," Ryan ends the transmission, "I never screw things up on a mission." Ryan looks at the darkened ocean with the moon's reflection showing.
	I'm probably gonna add my other fan-fics here, just for the hell of it.


Arctic Master	Feb 10 2007, 04:54 PM Post #17
The ice cold Pokémon trainer Posts: 101 Group: Members Member #27 Joined: February 9, 2007	Idiot: Okay, peoples, I'd like to thank the people who made meatloaf, gravy and... Me: Hey! What are you doing here?! Idiot: uuuh...AUUOOOOOOWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!(runs for it) Me: Yeah! You better keep running!(turns to Audience) Sorry about that, folks. I don't know how Idiot got out of the fan-fic. And speaking of which, here's Chapter 2! Claudia got up rather early today. She walked out onto the deck to watch the morning sun shine upon the ocean. And also to ponder why she had been beaten by Idiot and how. Just then, Ryan walks up behind her. Claudia hasn't seen Ryan at all, during the whole time on the ship. It's no coincidence since the ship is huge with over 75 cabins, including crew cabins, 3 decks and a swimming pool on deck 2. "Hello miss," Ryan says in the calm, smooth voice he always sounds. Claudia turns around and could've sworn her palms were sweating. "Oh! uh... hi," she choked. "I've seen you yesterday, with that idiot, right?" "Umm...yeah. We're kinda like friends," Claudia stands on one leg with her other foot standing on its tip. "Friends? The idiot's your friend?" Claudia tries really hard not to blush. "Uum...yeah," she turns away and blushes. "Well, I don't know how you became friends with an Idiot, but whatever. Anyway," Then he gets a silent call on his transiting device, "Oh, listen, I'll talk to you later," then turns away and goes back in the ship. While all that happened, Idiot is working on "rubber chickens" in his cabin. I don't know where he got the chickens but wherever he got them, It doesn’t matter. He has on a sweaty shirt and a bandana on his head, like he's been working hard. Samantha walks in to check on him. "Idiot, what on earth are you making?!" Samantha asks. "Making rubber chickens! Want one?" Idiot said, offering Samantha a chicken. Samantha ran off, slamming the door behind her, "No?" Idiot shrugs and goes back to work. Some time later... We're back in the tournament. The second last round before the champion match. Idiot is ready, or so he thinks. "I want you to show me how you battle, Idiot! Show me your best!" Ryan exclaimed. "Okay, my best is a best thing that best can't even best at!" Idiot said, confused. "Uuuh...what?" Ryan got confused at the comment, "Oh forget it! Go Scyther!" Throws his pokéball, out comes Scyther. Idiot throws out a random pokemon and out comes Absol, luckily. Or unluckily. Absol taunts Scyther and Scyther got extremely mad! Scyther, without his trainer's order, struck down Absol with Fury Cutter! "Absolo! Use...uuuh...Quick Attack!" Absol's quick attack speed was almost identical to Scyther’s. Almost. "Scyther, hack that attack and hit Absol with Slash," said a calm Ryan. He didn't seem phased by Scyther's aggression towards Absol and took this as an advantage. Scyther dodged Quick attack and slashed at Absol with both scythes. Absol was nearly down. "Absol! Use that razor thingy!" Idiot said. Absol took this as Razor wind and began charging up. "Huh! Don't think I'll wait for that attack! Scyther! strike down that Absol with Fury Cutter!" Scyther was waaaaaaaaaaaaay faster than Absol but for some strange reason, he was slow. By the time Scyther rushed towards Absol, ready to strike, Absol jumped up and struck down Scyther! The razors left Scyther open, but Idiot didn't know how to take advantage of it. "Absolo! Use...uuuh..." Great, he's dumbstruck again. "Scyther! Are you alright?" for the first time in a long time, Ryan, from his past life, finally asked that question to one of his pokemon. Scyther, relieved that he finally asked, shook it off and was ready to fight again. "Alright! Now, Double team attack!" Scyther split into 2's, 4's, 8's...too many to count! Absol was confused. "Absolo! uuuuuh....Faint attack?" Idiot figured if Umbreon could do it, so could Absol...Idiot can think?!?! Anyway, Absol pretended to faint, bringing Scyther out of his Double team stage, and Struck down Scyther with full force! Then Idiot's brain remembered the first attack he used. "And Quick attack!" Absol rushed, attacked, and finished Scyther, with mediocre damage. Idiot gets more applause for that. "Thank you ladies and germs! You've been a wonderful Audience! I love meatloaf!" And Idiot grinned as the others applaud in his victory, even Ryan. The next and final day of being on the ship... The final match between Idiot and the victory of the other 32 matches compete. "Go Flareon!" said the opponent, who is named Kristy. She throws her pokéball and out comes an unusual colored Flareon.: [pokemon]Shiny Flareon[/pokemon] "Go!...uum... Umbreon!" Idiot throws out his pokéball and out comes Umbreon. "Flareon! Flamethrower!" Kristy called out. Flareon spewed out powerful flames that hit Umbreon. "Umbreonnol! Use Dark Aura!" Idiot commanded. Umbreon stood there, rolls his eyes and does nothing, "...Tackle?" Umbreon took that as a command though. He tackles Flareon. "Flareon! Tackle him back!" Flareon retaliated and tackled back. The match turned into a tackle fest until... "Umbreonnol...Quick attack and then Dark Aura!" Umbreon uses Quick attack and completely ignores the other command, for it wasn't a real pokemon attack. Either way, Flareon was nearly done. Kristy was getting a bit impatient. "Flareon! Finish this with Fire Blast!" Flareon blows a flame that looks like a weird human incantation. Umbreon, stops waiting for this command Idiot will never make and dodges it on his own. "Umbreon! Bite attack!" Umbreon snaps at Flareon and Flareon is officially down! Idiot has won the minitournament on the ship! Everyone picks up Idiot and chant his name! "Idiot!" "What?" Idiot responds back to the crowd. "Idiot!" "What?!" Some time after the Tournament... The captain makes the big announcement. Thank goodness because they blew away the cooks to get past some "Glaciers" in the way. Everyone Packs up and leaves. Idiot, as a thank you token of appreciation, tries to give everyone on the ship a "rubber chicken." They all declined them and some of them threw up or slapped him. Idiot was disappointed. After most of the passengers get off board... Ryan is the last one off. He transits a message to whomever he was talking to before. "We've hit Crystal Island. I see Idiot and others at the pier. I'll lead them to the ambush spot tonight," Ryan talking through the transiting device. "Excellent. They'll soon feel the true wrath of Vladimir, Leader of Team Exile!" said Vlad on the Transiting device, followed by an evil laugh, "this is my evil laugh, I've been working on it for a while," he explains and continues laughing afterwards. Ryan rolls his eyes and ends the transmission. While that happened, Idiot and friends reencounter some familiar faces...
	I'm probably gonna add my other fan-fics here, just for the hell of it.


Arctic Master	Feb 10 2007, 04:57 PM Post #18
The ice cold Pokémon trainer Posts: 101 Group: Members Member #27 Joined: February 9, 2007	Chapter 3 "Hi Mickey and Anna!" Idiot shouted. Mark and Alex roll their eyes. "You'll never get it right," they both say. "Hi, Alex and Mark, what brings you here?" Samantha asks. "Me and ma-" Mark interrupted Alex. "Alex dragged me down to go shopping with her," Mark said, drearily. Alex just smiles and gives a thumbs up. "Jiminy cracked corn and I don't care. Zip pity do-da!" Idiot carelessly shouts. Then finds a T.V. in display. "TEEEEEEEEEEEVEEEEEEEEEE!!" Runs to the display and his eyes are glued to the screen. "The worst is yet to come. I'm surprised Idiot hasn't started stre-" Alex had to interrupt Mark. "Okay! That's all, Mark! We gotta go before you blab out Idiot's biggest problem," Alex and Mark walk away. Both of the girls look at each other in confusion. "Idiot's biggest problem?" Claudia asks. Before the girls could question that topic more, the topic was put down for a while when Ryan showed up. "Hello, ladies," He said, in the calm voice he always spoke in. "Hello," Samantha said, friendly. Claudia is lovestrucken. "H-hi..." She said nervously. "Listen, can you two, plus Idiot, meet me at the back of the pokemon center at 10:00 tonight? I have to show you something." "Uum...sure," Claudia said, nervously. "Sure?" Samantha was a bit shocked at the reply. "Okay. And don't forget to bring Idiot," Ryan started to leave. Claudia feels that this is her chance. "Wait! Can't you stay with us for a few minutes?" She asked. "No, I can. I, uuuh, have to do something," Ryan said and tried to leave again. "Oh, come on! Pweeeeeeeeeeeease?" Claudia pleaded, making a sad/cute face that infatuated Ryan a bit. "....Oh, what the heck. Sure, I'll stay," Claudia hugged Ryan. "Thank you!" She smiles brightly. During the day... Samantha went a little sightseeing. Since there wasn't a gym on Crystal Island, Idiot didn't win his next badge, yet. Luckily, all he did was kept his eyes glued to the T.V. screen until Samantha dragged him to the pokemon center 7 hours later. While they were doing their stuff, Claudia and Ryan were hanging out together. They went to restaurants, held a few battles with the trainers in the area and watched the sun set. Yep, they were bonding quite fairly. Maybe so fairly, Ryan almost forgot about the mission he was sent to do by Vlad. When Claudia went back to the pokemon center and he had to let her go back, Ryan went into thought. He wanted to complete the mission but he didn't want Claudia hurt in this. And just getting her friends won't do any good because once they disappear, he'll have to tell her sooner or later. And then, it would break her heart. But then after some extreme thinking, he came to a conclusion. The back of the pokemon center, 9:59P.M.... The three friend wait for what Ryan was going to show them. Except one thing, Ryan ain't here. idiot's wondering what the thing Ryan would show them. "It might be a car! Or a bug! Or even..." Gasps, "A flying sausage!" "Please, Idiot, a flying sausage? Keep dreaming, Pidgey brain," Samantha rolls her eyes. The clock hits 10. Nothing happens for a while. Then, it happens. More than several Team Exile members jump from the shadows and surround the three. "Wh-what is this?" Claudia asks. "This... is an obvious trap that you three were stupid enough to walk into," Vlad walks up to the three friends, who are now held by the Exile members, "I warned you not to mess with us, now, you pay the price," "Price?" Idiot starts to cry. "Yes, a price. If only you had listened to me before at the Museum, you wouldn't have been in the spot your in now," "No, it's not that. I think I left the water running at my tree house!" Everyone falls out, except Idiot. "Well, anyway, you’re going back to the base to never be heard from again. And this time, we'll make sure you’re not heard from again. Guys...take them away..." The Exile member prepare to deal with the struggling and kicking that our three friends may do during the transportation, but then something from the shadows strikes two of the Thugs holding Claudia, an Ice beam freezes two more holding Idiot(It froze him too but he broke out) and a Shadow ball hits the last ones holding Samantha. "What?!" Vlad shouts in shock, calling out his pokemon "Show yourselves!"
	I'm probably gonna add my other fan-fics here, just for the hell of it.


Arctic Master	Feb 10 2007, 05:01 PM Post #19
The ice cold Pokémon trainer Posts: 101 Group: Members Member #27 Joined: February 9, 2007	Chapter 4 Out of the shadows and rooftop, Ryan, Mark and Alex appear. Articuno, Misdreavous and Scizor(Scyther evolved) appear on their trainers sides. "Hiya, heinwich, It's been a while!" Mark said, sarcastically. "You have nowhere to run, this time, Vlad. Your outnumbered 6 to 1. And most of us are experienced trainers," Alex said, crossing her arms. "And me makes 10...does it?" Idiot asks. "Huh, looks like my awesome plan has backfired. Ryan, why'd you betray us?" Vlad asks Ryan. "It was all for her," Ryan picks up Claudia. Vlad calms down. "I knew this would happen sooner or later. You always had a kind heart inside. But remember this, once you join the Team Exile, you cannot back out. Unfortunately, I can't deal with you all today, but we'll meet again. And don't you forget it!" Calls out his Kadabra, who teleports the Team Exile members, Vlad and himself out of the area. "Phew! That was close!" Samantha sighed. She was sure glad to make it out of that scratch. Later that night... Claudia is disappointed, a bit angry and is really sad. She expected better from Ryan and from her point of view, he nearly sold them out. So, that night, Claudia and Ryan argue. "Okay, Ryan, if that is your real name, Spill it! Why'd you lie? I trusted you..." Claudia was really emotionally hurt. "I'm sorry. I never thought I'd actually find happiness when I met you. Especially since your friends with an Idiot!" Ryan then realized the mistake, puts a palm to his face. "Man that came out wrong!" "Why...?" Claudia starts to cry. "Don't cry. I don't want to see you in tears. I can't stand when a girl cries," lifts up Claudia's chin so her eyes are a direct link to his, "Listen, Claudia, I'm sorry. I don't want any part of Team Exile anymore," And after that, they hug. They stood there, hugging each other for a long time, and made the pain go away. At the Pokemon center... "So, how did you know to find us at the back of the Pokemon center?" Samantha asks. "Ryan, panicky at first, told us everything. His love for Claudia was strong. Mark felt sorry for the guy. I didn't blame him," Alex explains. Mark strokes his Articuno. "So, after we heard the news, we jumped into the action as soon as possible and the rest is history!" Samantha huffs. "I can't believe that jerk! He tries to get us kidnapped and then showed up at the alley like the hero or something," She huffs again. "I wouldn't be surprised if Claudia never talked to that jerk again," "I wouldn't say that. You want me to tell you how we got together?" "I bet you met at the mall or something, right?" "Nope. In fact, Alex and I were enemies at first!" Mark puts an arm around Alex. "Really? Enemies, you say?" Samantha got engrossed. "Oh great, PG-13 junk...oh look T.V.!" Idiot wasn't interested and just now found the T.V., stares at that while Mark and Alex explain their first meeting. The two explain that when Idiot was in his evil phase, Alex had worked for Idiot. She was acquired to assassinate Mark from her family reasons. After some time being pinned down, Mark was able to explain enough to Alex to convince her that he didn't do whatever he did. Alex understood easily and took sides with Mark. After a certain kidnapping, Mark had knocked Idiot's unconscious and he lost his memory, which brought Alex and Mark closer. "Oh, I see," Samantha said. The door to the pokemon center opens and Ryan and Claudia walk in, holding hands. "Guess who's joining us on our adventures?" Claudia said in a singsong voice. "Hey! Keep it down! I'm trying to watch T.V.!" Idiot said, turning to them and then back to the T.V. Mark unplugs the T.V. and it blacks out on Idiot. "...T.V. go dark..." Idiot asks, banging the T.V. on the top in an attempt to turn it back on. "I think we should turn in now. It's getting pretty late," Mark said, followed by a yawn, "Plus, the voyage to Pearl City is tomorrow. Miss that and you'll have to go the next day," Everyone starts to yawn. "True," Samantha agrees. The 6 trainers all hit the sack and prepare for the voyage to Pearl City.
	I'm probably gonna add my other fan-fics here, just for the hell of it.


Arctic Master	Feb 10 2007, 05:08 PM Post #20
The ice cold Pokémon trainer Posts: 101 Group: Members Member #27 Joined: February 9, 2007	Me: (Puts up that "Insert Another Corny Catchphrase here" sign) Idiot: (Puts up three signs. One says "Kick it to the beat" with a boot kicking a buttocks, another is a "Stop" sign, and the last one is a "Verb” TM logo):D Me: -______-’’’’ (Throws away the sign in hand and puts up another sign that reads Chapter 5) The 6 trainers soon split into 2 and 4. Mark and Alex had waited on the voyage back to Blue city (Articuno can only carry so much for so much time) and the other four trainers took the early trip to Silver town. Luckily they got there earlier than the voyage to Crystal Island, four hours later. I can’t call them a trio anymore, thanks to Ryan. So the four friends make it to Silver city only to find a shocking detour. " 'Road....closed...for...re...con..struc...tion'....What does that mean?!" Idiot asked, after reading the sign. "It means we're taking a detour. Don't worry, the detour's a lot more easier than that road," Samantha explains. Idiot didn't hear a word, goes through the blockade that stood in the way, "What are you doing?!" "Going to get the next badge, which is in the next city!" Idiot said with a grin. "The road's closed for reconstruction! It's not safe!" Claudia warns Idiot, who's not listening. Unfortunately, the girls forgot that Idiot will obey there every command. Claudia follows Idiot, Ryan wanted to meet Claudia at Silver Island after she got Idiot because he just couldn't risk finding out that he was apart of Team Exile if he got caught. Claudia understood and chased after Idiot. While these two went through the blocked off area, Ryan and Samantha took the bus to Silver Island. Some time later... Claudia eventually caught up with Idiot. Unfortunately, he got them both lost! Idiot took many twists and turns while running through the forest and night was starting to fall. Claudia is just now catching up to Idiot. "What is...wrong…with you...?" Claudia said, catching her breath in the process. "I read books Crystal!" Idiot said, with that grin on his face. "It's Claudia! Claudia! Geez Louis! What the Heck is your problem?! You can never get my name right!!" Claudia outburst. Of the many times he's been getting her name wrong, she's finally fed up with it. "Whoa, sorry I got your name wrong, Claudia," Idiot apologized. Claudia noticed. "You...finally said my name right!" Claudia said with joy. Unfortunately, the happiness went away when they heard an Ursaring roar in the forest. "Whoa. A bear. I always wanted a bear as a pet," Idiot said. Claudia screamed. "What I say?" "We're lost in the woods, Idiot!" "Lost? What does that mean?" Claudia had to hurt Idiot for that comment. "We're stuck in this forest until either help arrives or we find a way out, miraculously," Claudia explains. "Oooh...I don't get it," Idiot is as confused as ever. Not only did he and his friend is lost, he's not getting a stroke of genius for a while. (Note: the only times Idiot actually gets smart if a major event happens or he faces a fight that has himself at a disadvantage. This is an exception.) Meanwhile, back at Silver city... The two are still waiting for Claudia and Idiot to come out of the forest. "Where are they?" Samantha asks Ryan, rutorically. "I hope they didn't get lost in there," Ryan replied. Unfortunately, the two did get lost, so now we join them... Claudia makes a little camping area for the two of them. Idiot was no help at all. All he did was play with twigs and then try to talk to trees. The only thing they said was "..." so he gave up. "Idiot, why don't you make yourself useful and help me!" Claudia asked Idiot. "....I like ketchup. Do you gots any ketchup?" Idiot asked. Claudia saw this as her advantage. "Help me with the campsite and I'll give you a whole surface of ketchup!" She explained to Idiot. And It worked! Idiot did everything at lightning speed and even took the wood from Claudia's hands! Then, in the end, he asks for the ketchup. "KETCHUP PLEASE!" Idiot asked. As promised, Claudia gives Idiot the bottle of ketchup and Idiot chugged it down like Budweiser beer. And he even had the effects of drinking beer too, for he got drunk! "Oh ma darlin', hiccup! Oh ma darlin', hiccup! Oh me daaaaaaaaaarlin, Clementine!" a Drunken Idiot said. Claudia just rolls her eyes and cooks her dinner over the fire. The next morning... Idiot "sobered" up, eventually, and slept outside, on the ground. Claudia slept in her tent and was better rested than Idiot was. After packing up the campsite, Idiot and Claudia continue through the forest and find the construction area. It even has the heavy machinery and everything. No one's there to work it though. In fact, there's a sign on one of the Machine's that says "Out to lunch. Be back eventually" "I say we follow this road. I'm sure it'll lead us to Silver road!" Claudia said. "I say we go the other way! There's no road and we'll get lost again, like we did last time!" Idiot said, going that way. "Uum..." Claudia pulls Idiot back, "That's the way we Don't want to go! You go the way I want us to go!" She explains. "....okay!" Idiot turns around and goes down the ditch of the constructed road. While traveling in the ditch, they see a strange, snake pokemon. Idiot takes out his Pokédex he hasn't used in a while. "Seviper, The Fang Snake pokemon. Seviper and Zangoose are eternal rivals. It counter's Zangoose's dazzling with its sword like tail, which also oozes a horrible poison," Dex indicates. "Really?" Claudia asks. She takes out a pokéball and throws it. Out comes Zangoose. Idiot points his Pokédex at Zangoose. "Zangoose, the Cat Ferret Pokemon, When it' battle's, it stands on its hind legs and attacks with its sharp clawed forelegs. Its fur bristles if it encounters any Seviper," Dex informs. As a result to Zangoose's appearance, Seviper and Zangoose prepare for battle. Zangooses' fur, as said on the Pokédex, bristles and Seviper charges. "Zangoose! Slash Seviper!" Claudia commands. Zangoose dodges Seviper's attack and slashes at Seviper. Seviper gets back up and his fangs start glimmering with poison. It charges at Zangoose with its attack, Poison Fang. "Zangoose! Dodge Seviper's attack and use Quick attack!" Zangoose was quick at dodging Seviper's fang attacks and vicious tail swings and was practically tormenting Seviper. In minutes, Seviper was down and Zangoose was ready to strike the final blow. Just then, Idiot takes a pokéball from Claudia's bag and throws it at Seviper. It was caught. Zangoose is confused. "Idiot! What are you doing? Seviper and Zangoose are sworn enemies! Zangoose was trying to finish Seviper!" Claudia was shocked. Though she believed that no pokemon should be killed in battle, there was no point in interrupting a feud between enemies. If you stop one battle, there's no doubt that another battle started a good distance away. "I made a scarf of wood and corn and then put it on the birdie in the sky!" Idiot replied, grin on his face. Claudia sighed. "Oh well. Let's keep going if we're going to get to Silver city before nightfall." And with that, the duo continued down the ditch to get to Silver city.
	I'm probably gonna add my other fan-fics here, just for the hell of it.


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