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Arctic Master	Mar 26 2007, 06:14 PM
The ice cold Pokémon trainer Posts: 101 Group: Members Member #27 Joined: February 9, 2007	Chapter 30: Ryan vs. Lenny "Uhh, any particular reason you're here, dude? They're busy tring to take a challenge," Mark said. "Nobody asked you, punk!" said Ben. Mark narrows his eyes, "I don't believe you know who you're talking to. I could freeze your sorry butt and send you butt sledding all the way down the hill. And you wouldn't like that, now would you?" "Oh yeah? Well, if you're so badass, why don't you take me on?" "First of all, you shouldn't be cussing. This is a kid's show, for christ's sake. Secondly, you don't want to face me. It'll make that butt sledding pun literal." "Oh yeah? Go Quagsire!" Ben shows no fear, calling out Quagsire. Mark sighs. "You asked for it..." Some time later... Benjamin is now sliding down the hill, his arms and legs frozen and he's in a feetal position, sliding down the hill. "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaa..." Ben shouts, as he flies down the hill, ten fold speed. "Happy trails!" Mark said, waving sarcasticly. "So, now what are we gonna do? We got to the top of the mountain, now what?" Jennifer asks. "Well, now that you've lasted the blistering cold of Mt. Frost, you guys get the Blizzard badge, the final badge recommended to fight us!" Mark hands out the badges. "ALRIGHT!! Now what?" Idiot asks. "Well, we go down," Mark calls out His Regice. "But how? We can't use our flying pokémon. Rayquaza already suffered from the cold," Claudia said. "No problem. Freeze, use Ice Beam," Regice blasts a cool beam that hits the ground and builds up a huge pillar of ice, "Now, use Superpower," Regice immediately shatters the pillar of ice with a strong punch and then builds up smoke. When the smoke clears, three "sleds" that fall down in front of Mark and Regice. "Wow!" said everyone, amazed. "Oh, it ain't that amazing," said Mark, who hops into one,"Ta-ta for now," Regice hopping in the back and propelling it forward with another Superpower. They're flyin' down the hill, full speed, faster that Benjamin, slidin' on his butt. Idiot, Jennifer, Claudia and Ryan hop on another one, Scizor propelling them forward, while Dragon_kni14, Aleah, spriter and Kenta jump on the last one, with Machamp propelling the last one. All of them make Ben eat their snow, and sticking him there until his butt thaws out. Eventually, back at the main base... "Well, you guys, you actually got all your necessary badges to face us!" said Alex. "Unfortunately, to dish out more bad news. This isn't where we fight," Mark said. Disclaimer!!! "WHAT?! AND WHY NOT?!?" Idiot asks. "This isn't official grounds. It shouldn't take you long to reach the HQ for the Pokemon League in Rockafeller plateau," Lenny said. ********************* Arctic: Author's note: I took the name, since Rockafeller center is the center of Pokémon something...or at least one of their places where you can buy loads of pokémon merchandise. I forgot the commercial. It came on when, again? ******************* "What? But why not just he-" "NO PROBLEM!!" Idiot shouts, without even letting Jennifer finish her sentence. "Okay, then it's settled. We're off then," Mark said, all of them calling out their flying pokémon, and Alex hopping on back of Mark's Articuno, and they take off. "So, I guess we follow on Rayquaza, right?" Jennifer asks, nervously. "GO RAYQUAZAP!!" Idiot shouts out, calling out Rayquaza. Some time later... After the long grueling trip to the Rockafeller, that's discluding the attacking pokémon and the stops that Aleah, Claudia and Jennifer had to make to go shopping for several whole half hours, the five of them make it to the Rockafeller plateau. "Sheesh! What took ya so long? It's 3 o'clock in teh morning, for cryin' out loud!" Mark said, the last one waiting. "Umm...distractions and pokémon attacking us..." Kenta said. "Well, it's too late to actually fight, if you've realized. We'll have to fight tomorrow. Bu-bye now!" Mark slams the door. "..." They all were silent, though they just wanted to scream "OPEN THE STINKIN' DOOR!!!" and bash on the door. After few minutes of thinking that, they eventually executed the action, Lenny then openning the door, retaliatingly shouting. "HEY!!! SHUT YOUR PIEHOLES AND GO TO SLEEP ALREADY!!" Lenny shouts, throwing back the eight of them with his booming voice. The ~~next~~ current morning... They all woke up late but that's due to the late night they've all had. They all lined up on the sidelines, as Ryan prepares to fight Lenny. "Let's get it on!" Ryan said. "This shouldn take only a minute..." Lenny said, smirking. The two throw our their pokéballs. Ryan's choice was Magmar while Lenny's was Shelgon. ******** Arctic: I've been interrupting alot, haven't I? Well, I just want to tell you, I'm not even gonna bother with the frontier. It's getting beyond boring for me. ********** "Magmar, Dynamic Punch!" Magmar charges in for the kill but suddenly misses. "Shelgon, Dragon Claw," Shelgon's little stub of a hand glows and it striked Magmar down, full force. Surprisingly enough, Magmar goes down with one hit. "What?! That's not physically possible!!" Claudia shouts from the sidelines. "Shelgon, here, has been eating his Wheaties," Lenny said. "Well, Wheaties or not, I'm still kickin' your sorry a-" "AS I was saying, get on with the battle already," Lenny interrupted. Ryan recalls Magmar and calls out Scizor. "Scizor! Metal Claw!" Scizor raises a claw and mercilessly beats down Shelgon with it. Although, normally, this would've taken only about 15% of it's full HP, it just kept on beating it down with the attack, making sure it didn't get back up. "Okay, that was just plain unfair," Lenny said. "Heh, let's see you beat that, then!" "Okay, fine. I will," Lenny's next choice was pretty obvious. He calls out Charizard. "Oh, sh-" "Shut yer mouth! And Charizard, Flamethrower the mess out of Scizor," There was no escaping this attack. Even if Scizor magically dodged or endured that hit, in some way or form, he'd be either burned or scarred for life. Scizor was taken down in less than several seconds. "Shoot...double elemental weaknesses..." Ryan calls back Scizor and calls out Wailord. "Ha! You think your precious Water pokémon will save your butt? Charizard! Us-Oh wait, you already got beaten? Okay, then...Magcargo! Use your Ro-Wait a second! He's a rock!" Lenny meant hardened up from taking the water attacks that Ryan's Wailord keeps throwing at him. "Had enough, or ya thirsty for more?" Ryan said. "Wow, what a craptastic pun," Lenny then calls out Dragonite. "Sheesh, what is it with everyone and these Dragonite?" Ryan asks. "Hey, before it used to be Salamence," said Mark from the sidelines. "So true... WAILORD! BLIZZARD ATTACK! FULL POWER!!" As harsh as that may have sounded, it really wasn't that bad. See, thanks to the slight fown percentage of the Blizzard, it completely misses. "Wow, that was a waste of a powerful attack. Dragonite, Dragon Breath then finish it off with a Thunder," Lenny knew what was gonna happen. The Dragon Breath causes paralysis and the Thunder Attack pretty much KOed the stuffing out of him. "Okay, then..." Ryan calls back Wailord, figuring that was his last shot countering the fire types, then calling out his own Dragonite. "Y'know what? I'm not even gonna bother. Dragonite, Dragon breath, then end it with Iron Tail," "Oh no you don't!! Dragonite! Use Agility then Dragon Breath! Then, finish it with Thunderbolt!" Agility made the Dragon breath miss, then, when Lenny's Dragonite closed in, Dragonbreath blew him back and also stunned him. And finally, Thunderbolt, along with the combustible particles that are still on Lenny's Dragonite, caused some serious damage to him and thus, kicked him to the curb. "Heh, you beat Dragonite. So what?" Lenny recalls Dragonite. He then calls out his most powerful, Moltres. "Shoulda saw that coming, sooner or later." "Better sooner than never. Okay, Moltres, put him out of his misery with Fire Blast," Although the damage was cut in half, the attack left a critical mark on Dragonite, AKA a burn, "A burn? Weird. I was going for smoldering pile of ash." "Dragonite! Thunderbolt!!" Dragonite, too concerned about his wound, turns lightly and uses Thunderbolt. It misses, badly. "Moltres, finish this with Flamethrower," Well, this does as expected, if you count the burn damage done. Dragonite did become the smoldering pile of ash Lenny hoped for. And to make a long battle short, let's just say that the rest of Ryan's pokémon got badly burned... and scorched... and turned into smoldering piles of ash... "Shoot! I lost again!" Ryan said, falling to his knees. "Don't feel bad, man, it's not that I'm a better trainer. It's just that you suck," Lenny said. "Gee, thanks for the encouragement." "Always glad to be of service. Now, WHO'S NEXT?!" Lenny shouts out. Dragon_kni14 smirks. Some time later... "Well, this is rather awkward..." Lenny said, after having been annilated by Dragon_kni14's Dark Vaporeon. "Well, he did win the battle so that makes him the better trainer and that you, officially, suck," said Mark, snickering, with a few other snickers from the sidelines. "Dude! Who's side are you on?!" Lenny shouts back. "Just shut it. I.S. is next. And I don't think that your Vaporeon will be much of a match for his pokémon, Dragon_kni14." "Oh yeah! We'll see!" Dragon_kni14 gestures with his hands, reading "Bring it!" I.S. stands up from his side, "I do hope you know you don't stand a chance against my speed," said I.S. And the two prepared for battle...
	I'm probably gonna add my other fan-fics here, just for the hell of it.

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