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Arctic Master	Feb 10 2007, 04:50 PM
The ice cold Pokémon trainer Posts: 101 Group: Members Member #27 Joined: February 9, 2007	Epic #2 (continue enjoyin'!) 20 chapters this one (more if I feel like fitting it all in) Trainer's pokemon(as we know so far): Idiot(age: unknown): Absol, Mightyena, Umbreon Claudia(age: late 13): Sandslash, Exploud, Nidoqueen Absol Samantha(age: 15): Chansey Ryan(age: early 14): Scyther I'll start the numbers over. Chapter 1: The two trainers, Claudia and Idiot, line up for their tournament match. Both of them seem to forget there's no prize to this so Claudia's disappointed and Idiot's the same dumb butt he's been since Part one. Picking his nose and such. Pop! Out comes a booger. For a second there, nearly a fourth of the ship nearly vomited and a twelfth fainted. Idiot plucks the booger aside a looks at his opponent as if he was battling for his life. "Idiot. We may be friends, but that doesn't mean I won't back down!" Claudia shouted. "Back down?" Idiot asked. Claudia nods slightly in disappointment. "This should be a cinch," She throws her pokéball, out comes her Absol. Idiot, shrugged off the comment, throws out his pokéball and out comes Umbreon. "Umbreon..." Uh-oh Idiot can't remember the attacks. Ooh he's in trouble now. "What's a matter, Idiot? Can't win without my help? Absol! Quick attack!" Absol struck down the helpless Umbreon. "Oh yeah! Now I remember! Umbreonnol! use that...uum...take down thingy." Umbreon took this as "Take Down" and struck Absol with full force, since he knew that Idiot might not call anymore attacks. Luckily, Absol was a bit Dazed after taking that mighty blow. "Absol! Focus! Try to taunt Umbreon into a mistake!" Absol returned to his senses and taunts Umbreon. Umbreon didn't take it as well as Claudia had planned. In fact, it attacked Absol on it’s own! It used Take Down again, this time knocking Absol down for the count. Words can't describe how shocked everyone was. Samantha was shocked. Ryan was shocked. The camera crew was shocked. In fact, the whole ship was, in theory, repeated too many times, shocked. Claudia was most shocked of all. Not only did her friend beat her, nethertheless, she's an experienced trainer and idiot's a...well...Idiot, but to use her favorite pokemon against her and whatnot?! This was too much. Claudia runs off onto the deck of the ship, while Idiot is getting some fame in the arena. Seconds later... Idiot broke free from the crowd and finds Claudia on the deck, staring at the twilight lit ocean. "Hi friend!" Idiot said to Claudia. "...what do you want?" Claudia asks without even turning to Idiot, "Came to gloat? You got some nerve." "...What's a gloat?" Claudia nearly chuckled at the silly question. "Never mind." "...Have you eaten your vege-e-ta-ables today?" Idiot asks, silly as usual. Claudia snickers and then it turns into a laugh. "Oh, your so funny, Idiot!" puts a hand on Idiot's shoulder. Samantha appears. "Everything alright out here?" She asks. "Yeah, just dandy!" laughed Claudia. Idiot sure kicked her back to her cheery self. Just then, Ryan appears. "Your battle style is unique," Ryan said, calm and collected. "That's because I read books, Kenny!" Idiot said, with a big grin on his face, making Claudia laugh harder, nearly falling down. "No, I'm Ryan. I noticed your battle style is far different that those of a normal trainer." "That's cause a trainer is which I is one of them!" Idiot replied, grin as wide and scrawny as ever. Yes, scrawny. "Well, I'll want to see that technique of yours in tomorrow’s battle. Remember, I face you next in the tournament." "Yep! I can't wait for that corn dog!" Samantha interrupts, seeing Claudia is too busy laughing to do so. "Uum, you'll have to excuse our friend here. He's an Idiot," She explains. Idiot begins picking his ear for earwax to eat. How do you say...'Eew?' "I knew that. This idiot's battle technique is remarkable. I'll be looking forward to battling him tomorrow," Ryan said, tips the cap he was wearing and started to leave. While he did that, Claudia opened her eyes, after laughing so hard, and her heart nearly skipped a beat. She was tired out from laughing and just nearly fell in love so...she fainted. Idiot, following Samantha's directions completely to the punctuation marks, took Claudia and put her to bed. Following after her, the other two trainers hit the sack as well. Meanwhile... Ryan is alone on the deck. The sun has set and the darkness has arrived. Ryan takes out a small transiting device and talks through it. "The plan is going along quite smoothly," Ryan said through the device, "Now all I have to do is get that Idiot to let me join them and we'll have them right where you'll want them on Crystal Island." "Eeeeeeeeeeexcellent. We'll have our revenge yet!" said the voice on the device. "You know what? I have an idea," Ryan said to the device, shouting softly, "why don't you shout even louder so the whole ship will hear you?!" "Oh sorry...carry out the mission and call us when you get to the island. And one more thing, don't screw this up." "Oh I won't," Ryan ends the transmission, "I never screw things up on a mission." Ryan looks at the darkened ocean with the moon's reflection showing.
	I'm probably gonna add my other fan-fics here, just for the hell of it.

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