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Arctic Master	Feb 10 2007, 03:13 PM
The ice cold Pokémon trainer Posts: 101 Group: Members Member #27 Joined: February 9, 2007	xHereTicx lol yes epic, he avenged the TV well ^_^. Lol, Absolutely truly. Eh, to idiot, T.V. is the last option of entertainment, next to streaking. Take that away and Idiot will smite thee...maybe... Chapter 12 The Trio are on their way again, the next morning. Idiot has three badges and will be heading to get his fourth, in Ruby city. It was just luck that our heroes runs into a familiar rival. "Hiya Moron!" Shouts Steve. The moron of morons, Steve "Hotshot." "It's Idiot!" Idiot exclaims. "...Same difference. I wanted to challenge you again! I'll see how strong you've gotten!" Steve takes out a pokéball. Out comes an Evolved Charmeleon. "I see your Charmander evolved," points out Claudia. Idiot tosses out Absol. Absol, like last time, Taunts the pokemon automatically and the pokemon does something reckless. Charmeleon keep on using flamethrower and missing Absol, dodging his every move without even being given a single command. Soon later, Charmeleon starts getting tired. "Absol, use...Eeeh...what attacks does it have again?" Idiot asks. Everyone fell out this time, including Steve. He has a pokemon and doesn't even know how to attack with, "Oh I know! Absol! Use that razor thingy attack again!!" Idiot commands. Absol just rolls his eyes and does nothing. "Do you mean Razor wind?" asks Claudia. Absol, like Umbreon in the Redfire gym, took this as a command and struck a mighty blow to Charmeleon. Because of its aggression, it just narrowly stands up. "Now, Absolo! Use bite!" Idiot shouted. He didn't know Absol could use bite. He just merely forgot that he was using Absol and not his Mightyena or Umbreon. Either way, Absol used bite and snapped at the Charmeleon, causes fainting. "Oh! Charmeleon, return!" Steve recalls Charmeleon. Then throws another pokéball and out comes a Kirlia, "Kirlia, use Psychic!" This must be one n00b that doesn't know that psychic attacks have no effect on Darkness. "Absol! Use bite again!" Idiot commanded. The super effective hit landed without fail and Kirlia was instantly KOed. Steve put a palm to his face in disgust. "I should've known that psychic has no effect on darkness..." Recalls Kirlia and sends out a Shuppet.(Note: this is in honor of S-H-U-P-P-E-T, even though he tried to have me banned. His story will live on) "Shuppet! Night shade attack!" Shuppet's eyes glowed and then dark beams excelled from his eyes. The beams hit directly and Absol had no chance of dodging it. It fell to the ground, weakened after the shock to the leg. "Good, now finish it off with another Night Shade attack." Steve commanded. Shuppet's eyes glowed again and the attack finished off Absol. Absol was a done deal. Idiot recalled Absol and sends out Umbreon. "I see that worthless obscression of an Eevee evolved," Steve said. Claudia wanted to smack the taste out of his mouth. She never lets anyone insult an Umbreon, seeing that's her favorite pokemon. She decides she'll wait until after the battle to do so. "Umbreonnol! Use...bite!" Idiot said. He was trying to think of another move, Most likely take down, but used the only move he was reconcilable to Idiot, other than Tackle. Either way, the attack was super effective and made Shuppet faint. "Gaah! Useless pokemon! Why'd I bother catching you?" recalls Shuppet. That signals the battle is over. Once that, Claudia gets up and Slaps the doo-doo out of Steve. "That's for insulting my favorite pokemon!" Claudia shouts. "You mean stupid Umbreon?" Steve asks. Claudia pounds Steve on the head and starts chasing him around with some heavy object as they pass by through the trees of the forest. Samantha and Idiot, with popcorn, are watching the humanity in action. "Are you going to share those?" asks Samantha. "Nope." Idiot replies and eats the rest of the popcorn. Samantha was a bit discouraged but then refocused on the Insanity in front of them. "Well, I gotta hand it to you, Idiot, Claudia can pack a punch." "Eh...Kinda gives you an empty feeling, eh?" Idiot said. Samantha takes this as a challenge and the two go into a bad pun contest. "Yeah! I see your point!" Samantha gets up. "Oh yeah? No guts, no glory!" Idiot retaliates. Several bad puns and very bad bruises later... The two ran out of puns and Claudia ran out of heavy things to hit Steve with. So, the three gave up and continues on to Blue city, leaving Steve in the forest where he originally was. Eventually, the trio make it to the Blue city pokemon center. After enjoying a good meal, they go hit the sack and prepare for the next morning.
	I'm probably gonna add my other fan-fics here, just for the hell of it.

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