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Arctic Master	Feb 10 2007, 03:07 PM
The ice cold Pokémon trainer Posts: 101 Group: Members Member #27 Joined: February 9, 2007	....(writes a sign and shows it to everyone. It says "Insert corny catchphrase here." Idiot comes in next and has a "Pick it" sign. It has a picture of a nose with a finger in it. I rolls my eyes and make another sign. It says Chapter 9) Well the trio are still traveling to Yellow city Where idiot will earn his second consecutive badge. But then they hear sounds of fighting. "What was that?" said Samantha. "I dunno! Let's go find out!" said Claudia. The three follow the sounds of fighting. Soon they see an Absol, fighting for his life with an Espeon. The Espeon tackles the Absol again, knocking it down. While this is happening, Idiot is digging in Claudia's bag. "Uuumm, can I help you?" Claudia asks. Idiot pulls out one of the custom made pokéballs and throws it. "BANANAS!!" Idiot shouts. The ball hits Espeon and rolls off onto the ground. It rolls towards Absol, taps it slightly and Absol goes into the pokéball. I was caught. Idiot runs over to the pokéball, picks it up. "I caught a-" Idiot was interrupted with Sam, Claudia's rival, shouting. "Hey! That was mine!!" He shouts, trying to take the pokéball from Idiot, after recalling Espeon, "Give me that!" "You snooze, you lose!" Idiot runs away with the pokéball, with Sam chasing him. "Why I oughta! Gimme that back, you twit! I'll murdalize you if you don't give that back!..."The insults fly outta Sam’s mouth. Occasionally, you heard him swear a few times. The girls just watch in silence, turning their heads into the direction they went, as Sam chases Idiot to get his pokéball. Soon, he stops. He looks square into Samantha's eyes. He could've sworn that his knees were shaking, his palms were sweating and he thought he was daydreaming. He walks towards Samantha. "Hey, good-looking, what's cooking?" Sam said. Claudia is astonished that Sam fell in love with Samantha...and they both have the same name! "So, I lost my number. Can I borrow yours?" That just crossed the line for Claudia. As if we were repeating one of Brock's “lovey-dovey over a girl” scenes, Claudia pinches Sam on the ear and drags him off. "Ouch! That's gotta hurt!" Idiot shouts, "I've seen road kill with better reflexes!" "YEEOUCH!" Sam cries in pain as Claudia pinches his ear. Idiot throws the pokéball. Out comes Absol and he wanted payback for the pain he endured from those past few minutes. Absol's Razor-like...whatever that thing is, glowed and whirlwinds were on his side. Claudia knew what he was about to use and jumped out of the way, letting go of Sam's ear. Sam, sat there, rubbing his pained ear to numb it. Absol, on the other hand, swung it's razor-like horn(as I'll call it, if it's that) and threw a razor that threw out the ground beneath Sam and causing him to fly in the air, AKA Razor wind. At first, Sam started screaming then he started saying "Weeeeeeeeeeeeee!" as he flew into the great beyond. "I told ya he doesn't know how to be a trainer," Claudia said, smirking. "Boy, is he Corny," Samantha said. "Finally! I'm not the only one who thinks that!" Shout Claudia. "Finally! I've caught a...what's this thing again?" Idiot asks. The girls fall out afterwards. Later that day... The trio get to the second gym in Yellow town, after healing their pokemon. They enter and see the gym leader immediately. "...What are you lookin' at, fuzz head? I'm Billy, the rock gym leader," Said the Gym leader. Apparently, he wasn't very nice. "What happened to the other gym leader that used to be here?" asks Claudia. "His warranty expired for using the gym. His name was Lando. Some guy in a suit chased him down and all Lando did was laugh manically(N00bster part. Only he doesn't show up) "Oh. Well, this guy, here, he wants to battle you for the Dirt badge," Claudia explains. "Oh..." Billy shows the badge to Idiot, "you want this badge?" Billy shows a badge that looks nothing like a badge at all. It looked like there was mud on it but if you wiped it off, it's still there. Plus, the badge glimmered. "Oooooh...Shiny! I like shiny!" Idiot said, grabbing for the badge. Then Billy snatched it quickly. "Well, you can't have it! Not until you beat me, that is," Billy said and laughs manically. The girls roll their eyes. "Well, ready for your punishment?" Billy throws a pokéball. Out comes a Sudowoodo. Idiot throws out his Poochyena. Literally. "Poochyena, use your...eeeh, what the word?" Idiot asks Claudia. "Tackle?" she replies. "Yeah! Tackle!" Idiot shouts. Poochyena tackles the Sudowoodo and bounces off of it. "Sudowoodo, low kick," Billy commands. Sudowoodo unleashes a powerful sweep that tripped Poochyena and he landed on his face. "Poochyena! Another tackle!" Idiot, apparently, doesn't learn from past mistakes. Tackle is weakened by rockiness of Sudowoodo. The attacks kept coming. Idiot, for some strange reason, doesn't see that tackle isn't working. Poochyena is down after 3 more low kicks, witch is odd because fighting is one of Dark's weaknesses. After the third low kick, an amazing thing happened. Poochyena howls and then starts to evolve! "Whoa! This is awkward! I've never seen a pokemon evolve after taking hits!" Billy Exclaims. Note: They don't. They never will and that was just a mere coincidence. "They don't," Claudia explains. Poochyena finishes evolving. It's a Mightyena now. "Okay! Poochyena! Use-" Idiot was interrupted by Claudia and Samantha. "MIGHTYENA!" They both shout. "Well, soooooooorry. Mightyena, use bite!" Idiot commands. Mightyena's bite was more aggressive than Poochyena's. When it bit Sudowoodo, he flinched. "Mightyena! Bite again and again and again!" Idiot was sorta rejoicing and shouting at the same time. Mightyena did as he was told and in a matter of seconds, Sudowoodo was down. "Whoa! No way!" Billy was quite shocked that the evolved pokemon kicked his in a series of 6 bites! He recalls Sudowoodo and sends out Graveler. "Mightyena! Do that biting thing again!" Idiot didn't realize that all that biting was really the attack Crunch. It Crunched away at Graveler but it still stood tall. "Graveler, rollout," Graveler curled into a ball and rolled towards Mightyena. Because of the damage it took while in its pre-evolved form, it fainted automatically. Idiot returns Mightyena and calls out Umbreon. "Umbreonnol! Use bite!" Idiot said I don't know why Idiot sent a bite attack against a rolling Graveler but hey, it ain't my choice. As expected, Umbreon bounced off of Graveler's spinning body and Graveler didn't get hurt at all. "Idiot! Use Faint attack!" Claudia shouts. "Umbreon...or whatever...Faint attack!" Idiot shouts. Umbreon pretends to fall out, bringing Graveler out of his rollout stage. Then, Umbreon jumps up and attacks Graveler, stunning it momentarily. "Now bite it, Umbreonnol!" Idiot commands. As a desperate finisher, Umbreon bites Graveler hard and caused it to faint. Billy recalls Graveler and then sends out Onix. "Onix! Bind that Umbreon!" commands Billy. Onix wraps its tail around Umbreon and squeezes hard. "Umm...Bite?" Umbreon bit Onix and it lets go. "Onix. Dissuade Umbreon with Tackle," Commands Billy. Onix threw its body towards Umbreon and it hits him heavily, causing fainting. Idiot recalls Umbreon and sends out his final, and newly acquired, pokemon, Absol. Absol, already in the field, Taunts Onix on its own. Onix gets mad and tries to Tackle Absol and misses. Onix gets stuck in the ground. "What?! You didn't even have to command the Absol and it taunts Onix on its own?!" Billy cried in frustration. That had to be a first for everyone, including Claudia, who also has an Absol. "Okay, Absol! Use...that move you did in the forest!" Idiot exclaims. Absol's horn glows again and little whirlwinds are at the sides. Then, the Onix pops out of the hole in the ground. "Okay, now that you’re out of the ground, use tackle!" Billy commands. Onix charges at Absol, which dodges on his own, and Onix ends up making another hole in the ground, getting stuck, once again. At the same time, Absol has just launched a Razor wind attack and hit. The Onix fell, having 'X's for eyes. "No way! I lost to an Idiot?!?" Billy Exclaims, "This can't be true! I won't give up a badge to some cheap imbecile whose Absol dodges for him!" Absol gets mad and snaps at him, "Okay! Okay! Never mind! You can have it!" Billy gives Idiot the dirt badge. Idiot jumps up and shouts with glee.
	I'm probably gonna add my other fan-fics here, just for the hell of it.

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