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Arctic Master	Feb 10 2007, 03:02 PM
The ice cold Pokémon trainer Posts: 101 Group: Members Member #27 Joined: February 9, 2007	(I missed Chapter 6! AAAH!... I got it.) Chapter 6 When we last left off, Idiot just charged into the middle of a simple purse snatching gig. Idiot charged in, nearly scaring the thugs to death. the thugs stop what they were doing and back away from the young lady. "Hey! You! Get out of the way unless you want to be next!" Shouted one of the thugs. "Next? Is this the line to the 'Happy, Happy, Joy, Joy!' concert?! I love that band! Word! I be straight blinging!" Idiot shouted with glee. ".....your an Idiot." said the thug leader, "Forget him! Just take what we came here for and lets get!" the thugs snatch the purse and start to make a run for it. Claudia blocks their way, Sandslash out. "Sandslash! Swift attack!" called Claudia. Sandslash spun in middar, at high speed, firing star-shaped rays at the thugs, hitting almost every one of them. Idiot picks up the purse one of the thugs dropped. "Look what I found!" Idiot shouts. The thug leader tries to snatch the purse from Idiot but he has a grip tighter than a Pinsir's Vicegrip attack. "Let go, you Idiot!" He said, still trying to take the purse. Idiot, still holding the purse, unpacks his checkers board and starts playing another game of checkers. It was then did he notice the thug on the purse. "Hiya Mr. T man!" Idiot shouted. "What?" said the Thug. "What's 2 plus fish?" "Uumm" Before the thug could think of an answer, Claudia's Sandslash was right behind him and poking at him, "huh?" "Sandslash, scratch attack," Claudia said, calmly. Sandslash Scratch the thug leader on the face, leaving a mark. "AAIEEEEEEEEE!" screamed(that's right, screamed) the Thug Leader, in pain. He flinched, backed away from Idiot and other two pedestrians. "This is just plain not right," said one of the thugs, "the boss said this would be a slick and easy job to pull. We got halted by a mere Imbecile! Ooh, the Boss ain't gonna be happy about this..." Claudia turns around, with interest. "Who's this 'Boss' that you speak of?" She asks. The thug that spoke last got a pound on the head. "You moron! You said too much!" Said another thug. "Well, take heed to this. We are Team Exile! If you ever interfere with out operations again, there will be consequences! Heed my warning!" Said the Leader and disappears with a smoke bomb. "Phew! Thank you for the help! They would've robbed me if you two hadn't showed up!" Said the young lady with the purse now back in her possession. "It was nothing. Thank Idiot. I wouldn't have even know without him!" said Claudia. "Idiot? That's a strange name," said the young Lady. "His real name is," truck drives by drowning his name out, "But he said everyone calls him Idiot. I see why..." said Claudia, rolling her eyes after seeing Idiot watching a commercial about soap. "SOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAP...." Idiot said, hypnotized by the commercial of soap. "Well, anyway, I'm Samantha, and you are?" asked Samantha. "Claudia," said Claudia. "I travel around the world with my pokemon to see the different towns and perhaps get into some battles," said Samantha. "Really? Then you wouldn't mind If I ask you for a challenge?" asked Claudia. Idiot pops up outta nowhere sitting in a Theater seat with popcorn and cupholders. "Don't think I'll go easy on you!" Shouts Claudia. "Don't worry! I won't back down!" Shouts back Samantha. They both send out their pokemon. Samantha's was a Chansey and Claudia's was Nidoqueen. So the battle went on. Meanwhile... Mark and Alex Are in the next town. Green city. "Hmm...something tells me we went a tad farther than Idiot." Said Mark. "No, Really?" Alex said, rolling her eyes. "If I get my hands on that Idiot, I'm going to beat him to a stinkin' pulp!" an angry Mark said. "Calm down, Mark. Your getting a bit Frustraited since Idiot left. Just get some rest and..." Alex trying to calm Mark down. Mark sighs. "Yeah, maybe your right. I haven't rested well since that moron of a moron left. Maybe I'm just tired. I'm turning in early," said Mark, checking into a nearby Pokemon center. "Idiot, your in a whole Heep of trouble," Said Alex and turns in. Meanwhile, somewhere else, on a location that is well known to team Exile... "Well, spill it. Why didn't you just snatch the purse?" said the big boss himself, Vladamir. "Well, you see, sir, we were interfered with a girl and this Idiot," said the leader. "No excuses! You guys are better than that! this was a slick and easy job to pull and you disgraces can't even do that! You make me sick! Excuses! Excuses! Excuses! That's all you give me! Fine. One shot. Rob the museum in Green city and bring the parts you get from Captain Revere. That lady you guys tried to rob should've had the parts and you simpltons were held up! Go and try again, and if this fails, that's it. Your fired. I have Extremists that can do better than you fools!" Said Vladimir. "Sir, yes sir!" said the thugs. "Now go!" commands Vlad. And the Thugs go to Green city. *********************************************** Chapter 7: To Green city!!*(Hey! I didn't put in subtitles!...Idiot!!!) Well, After the battle, sometime later, the ladies and moron continue their journey to green city. Samantha, as I forgot to explain in the previous chapter has Red hair, blue eyes and has a silk yellow dress on with a hat to match. "So, where exactly do you have to go?" asks Claudia. "Green city. To see Captain Revere about these parts I have in here," said Samantha said, showing her purse. "So that's why they wanted your purse," said Claudia. "I Scream! You Scream! We All Like Ice Cream!!" Shouting Idiot. "Is there something wrong with him?" whispers Samantha. "He's mentally ill. Don't mind his absurd behavior," whispers Claudia. "What's so absurd? What does it mean, anyway? What color's my underwear?" Idiot asks, continuously. "..." both of the girls stay silent while Idiot ask the torrent of questions. Many, many...many questions later...* Well, after the question "tormentation", Idiot stops at the sight of Green city. "Oooooh!" Idiot said with awe, "T.V.!! T.V.T.V.T.V.T.V.T.V. TEEEEEEEVEEEEEEEE...." Both girls nod their heads in disagree. "Moron..." They both say. Idiot goes to watch more T.V. While he does that, the two girls go to the museum, where Captain Revere waits for the parts he ordered. "Hi Samantha!" shouts Capt. Revere. "Hi Cap'n!" calls Samantha. "Who's this with ya, Sam?" "This is Claudia. She saved me from being robbed of these parts. Her and her Idiot." "Well, he's not my Idiot. That's what everyone calls him. His real name is," Truck drives by drowning it out, "but everyone calls him Idiot," explains Claudia. "Hmm," Ponders Capt. Revere, "That's a bit awkward. But anyway, Thanks for the parts, Sam. Now I can continue my research." Capt. Revere receives the parts from Sam. But before Capt. Revere can leave, the thugs from Team Exile appear. "Hold it right there! We'll be taking those parts!" said one of the thugs. "Wha? Who are you people?!" Asks Capt. Revere, shaken up. "We're Team Exile! Our boss wants those parts! Shut your yap and fork 'em over!" said the other thug. The two thugs draw over to the captain and the girls. "Over my dead body!" shouts Claudia, taking out a pokéball. "Mine too!" shouts Samantha, also taking out a pokéball. But before the fight begins, Idiot comes out of nowhere and had Umbreon and Poochyena attack the thugs. This must be one of Idiot's strokes of genius. Either that or he was watching educational television. "Mine three," idiot said from behind the thugs. "Where'd you come from?!?" Both of the Team Exile members are astonished at from the behind attack. "Right behind you," said Idiot, "Who wants some first?" "Fine!" one of the thugs get up, throws a pokéball. Out comes a Mightyena. "Poochyena give a good tackle to the middle of the chest of that Mightyena!" Idiot commands. The Poochyena does as told and causes an automatic KO on its evolved formed foe. It faints. "What?! How in the...I lost?!?" said one of the thugs, backs away. "Hmm! Sniveling wimp! I'll deal with him!" said the other thug, throwing his pokéball. Out comes Houndoom. "Poochyena, A firm bite attack to stun, then that same tackle attack as last time!" commands Idiot. As planned, the bite attack stunned the Houndoom and the tackle finished it off. "Wha-aaah!" the two thugs recall their pokemon. "Now what? If we don't get those parts, the boss will be steamed! Dang! I didn't count on being meddled with an Idiot!" said the other thug. "Hold on, fellas! I'm not an Id-" Idiot was cut off from the end of his stroke of genius,"...AAUUOOOOOOOOOWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!" Claudia puts a palm of one of her hands to her face, in disgust. "He's back to normal..." she said. Just then, the boss, Vladimir himself, walks in. "I came in here to see what's taking so long to snatch some parts and you simps are held up by children and a mere Idiot?," Vlad walks to Idiot, "I'm Vlad. I lead Team Exile. We are trying to make a living and to have a goal in life. Also to be better than Team Rocket, Aqua, Magma or any other team that is next started. Why do you interrupt our plans so? Our major goal will be of helping people next. It will do you and the world a great deed of greatness. But, if you interfere with our plans again, there will be consequences! Heed my warning!" "AAAH been there done that!" said Claudia, rolling her eyes "Your leader had explained the whole series to us before." "Oh...well...then...just don't interfere with our plans to convert the world, okay?" Uses a smoke bomb and disappears with the other two thugs. "Okay...there are more Idiots around than I thought..." Claudia said, following up with a sigh. "I got an Idea! Let's go Sledding!" Idiot said with glee. "It's April, Idiot. There's no snow," said Capt. Revere, then looks at his watch, "Whoops! Can't waste anymore time! I'll see you later!" he said and leaves. "Well, you two better get going too. Mind if I come along?" asks Samantha. "That depends! Can I call you Shirley?!" Idiot asks. "No. I'll allow Sam and nothing else," said Samantha, fist ready to punch Idiot. "......okay!" Idiot said. "Well, what are we waiting for? Let's go!" shouts an enthusiastic Claudia. So, the three leave onto the next town. The town of Yellow town. Meanwhile... "Hey! Drew! Come here please!" said Vlad. Drew is the Leader that got a scratch in the face. "Yeah boss?" He said nervously. Vlad starts out nice, then pounds on the Leader. "What did I tell you about taking other people's lines, eh?" said Vlad. Then, about 4 Houndoom appear from behind Vlad. "AIEEEEEEE!" Drew runs for it. The Houndoom chase after him. And back in Green town... Remember the couple, Mark and Alex. They're still in Green town. "Well, I give up! If Idiot doesn't want to go home, Fine by me! I'm off!" Mark shout, Impatient of not finding idiot in the last few days. "Wait!" Alex shouts back, trying to raise his spirits. "Nope! My mind's made up!" He was going to call out Articuno and fly outta here but then Idiot and friends walked by. "Hi Mark!" idiot said and kept on walking. Mark stood there with awe. "YOU!!" Mark shouted and tackled Idiot. To be continued...
	I'm probably gonna add my other fan-fics here, just for the hell of it.

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