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Arctic Master	Feb 10 2007, 02:58 PM
The ice cold Pokémon trainer Posts: 101 Group: Members Member #27 Joined: February 9, 2007	(I just realized how spontaneously short these chapters are. ^_^" Long enough for the posts to be in check but short.) Hey! Come back here with that chapter, you Idiot!! AAUUOOOOOOOOOWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! Well, anyway, this is Chapter 4 Now if you'll excuse me, I gotta go beat the crud out of Idiot! The two decide they’ve done enough night walking and take a break. Claudia is always prepared. If any trainer where to be accompanied by her, you'd be thanking her a bunch! But, then again, if you were in the place of Idiot and not him, you WOULD be thanking her a bunch. "Hey, Cheryl!" Idiot said. "It's Claudia," said Claudia, a little irritated. "Okay, Charlotte!" Idiot said, still getting her name wrong. "It's Claudia," started Claudia. Is that anger in her voice? "Okay...still Cecily, how do you open this can?" Idiot said, Once again, getting the name wrong. "IT'S CLAUDIA!!" shouted an angry Claudia, "Sheesh! How stupid are you?!" "...But mommy, I don't wanna go to school today!" Idiot said, kindly. "Excuse me?" Claudia was confused at the statement. "I wanna stay home and smell my feet all day!" exclaimed Idiot. "EEww..." Claudia said, disgusted at the thought. And then something interesting happened... Eevee pops out of his pokéball and then starts glowing. "Holy Guackomoly! She's gonna Blow!!!" Idiot shouted, hiding behind a tree. Hmm...Are you sure he and N00bster ain't related or somethin'? "Eevee's evolving," said Claudia, rolling her eyes. Then the glowing Eevee takes shape and form. Seconds later, Eevee fully evolves and is now an Umbreon! "...Is it safe?" Idiot asks coming from behind the tree. "I can't believe it..." Claudia said in shock, "It's an Umbreon! Oh I always wanted one!" said Claudia, holding the Umbreon in her arms. "Umbreon? Where's Eevee?" Idiot asked. "...Eevee evolved in-" Claudia was interrupted by Idiot's calling for Eevee. "EEEEEEEEEVEEEEEEEEE! WHERE ARE YA BOY?" Idiot called. Every time Claudia tries to tell him that Eevee evolved into Umbreon, Idiot kept on calling. So, When Idiot got far enough, Claudia just went into her tent and went to sleep. Idiot, on the other hand, gave up and went back to the camp site. The next morning... Idiot sleeps in, Claudia tries several attempt to wake him up. In the end, she used her Exploud's Screech attack to wake him up. Idiot sprung up, hands in the air. “We surrender!!" Claudia laughed. Well, after the rough morning, the two continue on to Redfire town where Idiot will, miraculously earn his first badge. "Well, here we are, Idiot. Redfire town!" Said Claudia with Excitement, "You know this is one of my favorite towns?" Idiot rolls his eyes. "I'm bored...What were we talking about again?" Looks in all directions until..."Hey look! T.V.!" Idiot exclaimed. He runs to the Display outside the front of a building selling electronics. There's a commercial on about corn. "Do you wish there was some kind of food that will taste great with butter? Some food that was a good side dish and easy to boil after all that hard stuff? Introducing, Corn! This magnificent food is essential to one of the major food groups and can make life easier! And you know what else? It's only $.99 at your local Store! Buy it today!" End commercial. "Over exaggerated and inefficient. Who eats corn anymore?" asks Claudia. She was rutorically talking to Idiot but he had already left to the store, to buy this "magnificent food." Meanwhile, back at Greenleaf city... Mark and Alex wake up, prepared to find Idiot, once again. "You ready?" asks Mark. "Yup. Let's go find Idiot!" replied Alex. And they leave, Jump back on their pokemon or Bike and continue the search. Back in Redfire town... Idiot bought a whole batch of corn. But seconds after buying it, he tries to fit it all in his mouth! And was successful! And He swallowed it! Yikes! "I'm stuffed!" Idiot said with a smile on his face. "Like your head!" an anonymous voice calls out. It's Steve and he looks happy. "Hey I remember you! You where that screaming guy I met yesterday, right?" "Yep and I just won my first badge, yo!" He said, showing the gleaming badge in front of Idiot. "Oooooh," Idiot said, as in a daze, "Pretty, pretty, shiny, shiny..." "That's it?" Claudia said, a scoff following after, pulling out her badge case. Opens it and the gleam from all 8 badges nearly blinded the two of them. "AAAAAH! MY EYES!" Shouted someone from the background, crashing into a nearby light pole. "You have all the badges?! When did you get all those?!" Steve asked. "I have experience. I've been around a lot." Claudia said and put the case back in her backpack. "Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh...." Idiot was even more dumbstruck than before! He almost followed up one of his old habits. Streaking. *ALMOST*. He felt the urge and just stopped. Save that for later... "Ha! I'll get more badges than you and then beat you one day!" Steve points a finger at Claudia, "Mark my words!" Runs off. Claudia sighs. "Noobs these days. They think they can beat them all until they get beaten themselves..." she said to herself, looking at idiot, "Then there's Idiots. They don't even know the rules as a trainer." Idiot is on the ground, rolling in the dirt and banging on the earth. "Hot Crossed buns...Hot crossed buns...." "Come on Idi-" Claudia was interrupted by Idiot's shout. "Are We getting Pie? I love Pie! And Chickens! You know I make my own rubber chickens?" Idiot asks. Before Claudia could respond, Idiot already has a table out with nothing but a plastic glove and a bucket of blue paint. He takes a live chicken, chokes it to death with his one-handed grip. Then covers it with the whole plastic glove and dips it in the paint. Then offers Claudia the "rubber" chicken. Claudia doesn't know what to say. "Umm, no thanks! I just ate!" She said, trying to be polite and not hurt Idiot's feelings. Idiot shrugs and throws the Rubber chicken away. Then, unnoticing, the table disappears. "Phew! Now, Idiot, let's go earn your first badge!" said Claudia with enthusiasm. "Yaaaaaaaaay!.....Where's that?" Idiot asked. "Er-hem," Claudia clearing her throat and pointing to the gym door in front of them. "Oh....When that get here?" Claudia falls out at the question Idiot asks. While she recovers, Idiot walks in then Claudia follows Idiot in. Just in time too. Mark and Articuno were just flying by. Wow, talk about Irony...
	I'm probably gonna add my other fan-fics here, just for the hell of it.

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