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Arctic Master	Feb 10 2007, 02:51 PM
The ice cold Pokémon trainer Posts: 101 Group: Members Member #27 Joined: February 9, 2007	AAUUOOOOWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! CAHPERT 645!!!!!! Er-hem...That's Chapter 2... Mark and Alex are searching for Idiot. Mark is on aerial patrol with Articuno, AKA Aurora. Alex is on her Mach bike, with her ghost pokemon Misdreavous, AKA Mischief. So far, no luck on Idiot's retrieval. Meanwhile... Claudia is still trying to figure out what Idiot is talking about. "What are you trying to say?!" Claudia shouts. "Ketchup!" Idiot shouts back. "What?" "Ketchup!" Then Claudia gets an Idea. She stops talking. Then Idiot stops talking. Claudia sighs in relief. Then notices the Town ahead. "Look! We made it to Greenleaf city!" "Cool!...Can we order a side of potato chips?" idiot asked. My gosh he's stupid. Anyway, they get to the restaurant to grab a bite to eat. There, while eating, they spot a trainer, eagerly looking for a battle. "Who wants to battle me?" he shouts. Waits a while and then says, "No takers?" So then he repeats the process. Idiot, for some reason, take this as an insult and walks towards the guy shouting. Turns the kid around to talk to. "Hey you! Stop shouting! I'm tryin' to eat and you’re shouting something I don't even understand!" Idiot said eager to get back to his lunch, until he forgot about it. The kid looks at Idiot then shouts, "Well, folks, it's your lucky day! I can beat the bloak out of this Idiot, here." "I'm not an idiot!....What's an idiot?" Claudia, going in to defend Idiot, steps up for him. "Idiot, don't make a fool of yourself. Just sit back down and eat." Idiot pushes her aside. "No! If anyone teases me like the way he did now, I oughta give him what's right for...What ever that is...I heard it from a T.V. show," Idiot said, confidently. "Fine. It's your loss," says the kid. Throws a pokéball, out comes a Charmander. "Go!....Eevee!" stands there, holding pokéball, trying to get it out, the hard way. Claudia snatches the ball from him and throws it. Out comes Eevee. "Charmander! Flamethrower!" Charmander blew out flames from its mouth at Eevee. Because idiot was so stupid, he didn't know what to do. So, he just sat on the ground while the flamethrower hit the Eevee. Moron... "Oooh, such an Idiot... Eevee! Tackle attack!" said Claudia. Eevee listened to her and tackled the Charmander, knocking it out, surprisingly. "Yikes!" The kid said, recalling his Charmander, "That was a fluke! I want a rematch from you, soon! Name's Steve. We'll meet again!" said Steve and ran. "Idiot! What are you doing?! You can't just sit there while you’re in a match! You have to call attacks for Eevee to use!" Claudia shouted at idiot, shocked that he doesn't even know how to even release the pokemon! "Okay, I didn't understand a word you just said but it certainly didn't mean that we were getting cheese fries," said Idiot, confused to the tenth power. How new is this guy? He doesn't even know how to fight, let alone, throw a pokéball, thought Claudia. "You want me to teach you how to catch pokemon?" Idiot nods. "Okay. The first thing you need to know is this. Pokemon appear in the tall grass," Claudia leads Idiot to the tall grass, "You have to search for them and...Look! A Poochyena!" Runs to the Poochyena. "What about it?" "Battle it and find out," Luckily, Idiot didn't know how to recall Eevee so it was out while they went into the tall grass. "Okay! Eevee...." trying to recall what Claudia said, "uuuh...Ta...ck.." Claudia clears her throat and whispers to Idiot "Tackle" "Tackle attack!" Idiot commanded. In a squared tackle attack, it weakened Poochyena by a lot. Idiot threw pokéballs at Poochyena but it couldn't be caught. "Why can't I catch this thing?!" It was then Claudia noticed that he didn't have any pokéballs. He's been throwing dirt clauds and rocks the whole time. Claudia whistles and throws a pokéball at Idiot. "Here! Use mine!" Idiot, with dead cat-like reflexes, missed the pokéball and it hit his head. Luckily, he felt it, 5 minutes later. Meanwhile, Eevee’s still being attacked by the Poochyena. Idiot, in a feeble attempt to pick up the pokéball, it had slipped his fingers and caught the Poochyena. Claudia runs towards the hurt Eevee and Idiot runs towards the pokemon he caught. "I caught a...what did I catch?" Idiot said, still confused. "Your Eevee’s hurt," Claudia said, picking up the hurt Eevee. "Yeah! I caught an Eevee!" Idiot said with enthusiasm. "That's a Poochyena, Pidgey brain. Your Eevee's hurt. Come on! We're going to the Pokemon center!" Claudia said, running towards the pokemon center. "Hey! Wait for me! The Food at the old folk’s home wasn't that bad, was it?!" Idiot shouted, running after Claudia. Not too long later, Alex is riding along on her bike with Misdreavous at that same spot where idiot and Claudia were. "Nothing here," said Alex, a bit disappointed, then keeps going on to Greenleaf city, "Night's starting to fall. We should take a break." Mark on the radio, "Fine." Articuno lands, mark gets off and the two recall their pokemon. "What has that moron got himself into this time?" asked Alex. "You know what? I'd be surprised if he was starting a pokemon adventure. Huh. If he is, he's long gone. Well, better give chase tomorrow. Let's check into that Pokemon Center then tomorrow, we'll ask Professor Querral if he's seen Idiot." said Mark, points to the Red roofed building that's the pokemon center. Meanwhile... Claudia and Idiot are just leaving the Pokemon center and are heading the opposite direction of where Mark and Alex are coming from. "Well, Idiot, I hope you’re happy. You were lucky that Nurse Joy was able to resurrect Eevee in time before it got a bad injury," said Claudia, a bit angry at Idiot, sighs, "Still, your learning so I have to go easy on you..." "Mustard!" Idiot shouts. Luckily, Mark or Alex didn't hear him this time. And Claudia played it safe and just went mute, "Where are we going?" idiot asked eagerly. "To Redfire town, where you can earn your first badge," said Claudia. "Cool!...What's a badge?" Idiot asked, still confused. Claudia sighs again. "This is going to take some time..." Claudia said, rolling her eyes. Meanwhile... Mark and Alex are preparing for rest. "You think well find Idiot soon?" asked Alex. "Please. That Imbecile wouldn't get that far without someone to accompany with. He can't even count to 2 without messing up at least 5 times!" Alex turns over in her bed, chuckles slightly, "true..." falls asleep fast. Mark sighs and goes to sleep.
	I'm probably gonna add my other fan-fics here, just for the hell of it.

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