Viewing Single Post From: The adventures of Idiot, the "So-called" trainer!

Viewing Single Post From: The adventures of Idiot, the "So-called" trainer!
Arctic Master	Feb 10 2007, 02:50 PM
The ice cold Pokémon trainer Posts: 101 Group: Members Member #27 Joined: February 9, 2007	This story was inspired by another fan-fic, on the crater forums, called "The adventures of N00bster, the Spammy trainer" and ever since then, people all over decided that funny fan-fics rock to the core and we, as the other people, should try and make em. (That was an overstatement) So, let me just restart my whole story from square one, where it all began again(the part where I didn't forget to add an Prologue.) There's going to be a hellavalotta posts so you better bring a snack before attempting to read this. It's pretty long and I won't separate them into epics as I did on the Crater. Prologue We start the story at another world. It's a place where I can't really pronounce it unless I actually write it down and then scan and post it here(who knows, maybe I'll even draw Idiot and the crew? If it doesn't come out too big, which it did, last time I tried...). The people look like poorly drawn Anime. I'll just call it Hit! for now.(It's-okay, shutting up now). Anywho, we meet four friends, who are pokémon trainers but aren't in the exact world to use them at the moment. Mark- The guy we all know too well. He's the creator of this world and the other inhabitants on it. He wields a Greatsword and knows some martial arts. Element: Ice Alex- An Outsider(Non-inhabitant, aka non-Hit! folk) who was taken from her home and trained on it. She has a summonable sword and tends to use it, if she has to. Element: Possesion ability(Though, she's best with ghost types) Destiny- Alex's older sister and also an outsider to the Hit! people. Also was trained on this planet and has the ability to understand what Idiot says. Element: Air/Wind (Uses bird types) Idiot- An Inhabitant of the planet who is indestructable but a deer in the headlight acting and look-alike dimwit. He has the ability to summon his own scythe. Element: His own power Anyways, thr four friends meet in this exact spot where Destiny has to part and, unawaringly, leave Idiot. "This better be good," Destiny said. "Well, the writer ran out of ideas for Alex's story," said Mark. "Oh," Destiny said. "Well, since the Writer was out of ideas, he was going to send us to the Pokémon world to train some more and...What's he doing here?" Mark points to Idiot. "Idiot's following me around. He won't leave me along!" Destiny said, pushing Idiot off, who's drooling on her shoulder, looking like a mindless zombie, "Can you bring him with you?" Destiny asks. "As long as he doesn't leave a trail of drool all the way there," said Mark, Alex stepping up to Idiot. "Daaah!" Idiot groans, still drooling. "Idiot! Say you're sorry!" Alex said, pointing to Destiny. "..." Idiot stays quiet. "Well?" Idiot pops out one of his rubber chickens, "Rubber chicken?" Idiot asks. Mark and Alex run for it, "Helllooo! Where'd everybody go?!" "They saw your rubber chicken and ran for it," Destiny said, anime-sweat droplet on her head. "AND what is wrong with my rubber chickens?!" Idiot asks, angry. "Idiot, your rubber chickens are the most disgu-" "I wanna cookie!" Idiot shouted, turning suddenly happy. Ookay...why do I talk to him again? Destiny thought, throwing a cookie afterwards. "COOKIE!!" Idiot jumped for the cookie and catches it and falls straight down as if he caught a ton of bricks. He then eats the cookie. Moron, Destiny thought. Mark, without his sword, and Alex comes back, "You guys ready for your journey?" "As we'll ever be," Mark said, preparing to wait for Alex and Idiot to come on. Destiny turns to Idiot, "Well, Idiot, I guess this is good-bye for now. I'll see you again one day!" Idiot says nothing for the next 5 seconds and then grasps Destiny as if he's seeing her for the last time. "I'M GONNA MISS YOU, DESTINY!!" Idiot bawls, crying out a torrent of tears. "Idiot's really going to miss Destiny," Alex said, almost feeling bad for Idiot. "I know he's not going to see her for a while but that's just ridiculous," Mark said, having no sympathy. Some time later... After going through a portal to the Pokémon world, they take the time to go to the region where it all started at: the PHODY region(what a retarded name. Tsk, tsk. This is why I didn't state the name before). There, Mark calls out Aurora and they fly to the mansion in the region. After getting the rest of their pokémon, and changing their appearance to fit the enviornment(Full anime form), Mark breaks down the rules for Idiot. "Okay, Idiot, here's the rules of this world. Rule one, Don't ever turn into your hit! form while here," Idiot's attention starts to slip away from Mark's lecture, "Rule two, Don't ever summon your weapon here. AND PAY ATTENTION!" Mark get's Idiot's attention back with a scare, "And rule three, don't ever, ever, EVER tell anyone about where your from. Got that?" "Yes sir!" Idiot said, going upstairs to change forms. When he comes back up, he goes down to the school area where they try teaching him the basics of battle, which don't work well. They then try to lecture him on the basics of battle, which also doesn't work and then they try to have a quick one-on-one to see if he learned anything. They beat him easily, since he hadn't learned a thing in the last three days. ******************************* Author's note: I can't remember what I wrote for this because my friend(Not saying the name) still didn't return my book of the original copy. If anything why this prologue is so crappy, blame my friend for not returning the book on time. Tomorrow, I'll show tell you of what happened to Ken, why he left and where he is now.
	I'm probably gonna add my other fan-fics here, just for the hell of it.

The adventures of Idiot, the "So-called" trainer! · Finished Stories