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nya_chan	Jan 23 2007, 06:47 PM
TeH g00fy admin (I wonder why no one takes me seriously...) Posts: 749 Group: Admin Member #1 Joined: December 14, 2006	copy...paste... what's so hard about that? <_< -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Chapter 6: Uninteresting events ...But I couldn't do anything just yet. I'll wait 'til the next time I see everyone in the Save Room and ask them then. For now, I have butt kicking to do. "How lame is it to call the first route 'ROUTE 101?'" I asked the air, while I walked along said route. "And they're patheticly short, too. All the same, why do I need a special pair of shoes to run? It's like saying in order to draw, you need special drawing pencils." In about twenty seconds I was in Oldale Town. Some one who had been in town came up to me. "Hey little girl! Want a free potion?" she asked as weird marching-type music played. "Not really. I have some," I said, slightly creeped out. "Eh, whatever, I'm just doing my job," she said. I was about to walk away when I noticed something. "You...weren't saying what was in the dialouge box!" I realized. "Well duh! Who would want to say that crap?" I just smiled. I had at least one person on my side. The other person in town I bothered speaking to however... "Aaaaah! Wait! Please don't come in here! I just discovered the footprints a rare POKeMON!" "I only care if it's Mew." "Wait untill I finish sketching them, okay?" "Take a screenshot, dude," said as he pushed me aside. "Bleah." I left town and went up to Route 103. Naturally, Brendan was there. "Okay, so it's this one and that one that live on ROUTE 103..." Cue music. He began talking so I merly ignored him. "Thank the PTB it's you!" I said. "Those Zigzagoons use Growl way to much." "I'll teach you what being a TRAINER's about!" "Dream on Grandpa!" I retorted, and the battle began. Who'd a thunk it, 'PKMN TRAINER BRENDAN would like to battle!' I began with Mud-Slap (why?!) and he began with Leer. Nothing real interesting yet. Then he used Pound and the stupid PTB miss-clicked and used Mud-Slap again. Using Tackle this time, I got a "Critical Hit!", but so did he. He used Leer again and my attack missed. We attacked again. Mud Mud's HP was only 5 but TREEKO was hurting too. Fortunately I was faster. "TACKLE," I said, but for some odd reason, Treeko when first. "LEER!" yelled Brendan. "You idiot! Mud Mud is on death's door and you use Leer of all moves?" Mud-Mud shot me a look. "I told you to level up," he responded. "One day," I said, "when you least expect it...--" "POUND!" "Tackle." "Foe TREEKO fainted!" How many exclamation marks are there going to be in this game? I wondered. "MUD MUD grew to level 7!" said the game cheerily. We returned from "battle mode" to Route 103. Brendan threw 300 yen in my face and fled back to the lab. "Cheater!" I yelled. "I can't run yet!"


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