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| Tweet Topic Started: 26 Jul 2009, 09:19 AM (1,482 Views) | |
| Jon Testmaker | 27 Jul 2009, 01:21 AM Post #16 |
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Then, when all hope appeared to be lost, I summoned the powers of good and evil:![]()
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“f you don’t [stop Medicare] and I don’t do it, one of these days you and I are going to spend our sunset years telling our children and our children’s children what it once was like in America when men were free.” [1961] - Ronald Reagan “Having given our pensioners their medical care in kind, why not food baskets, why not public housing accommodations, why not vacation resorts, why not a ration of cigarettes for those who smoke and of beer for those who drink.” [1964] - Barry Goldwater “I was there, fighting the fight, voting against Medicare ... because we knew it wouldn’t work in 1965.” [1992] - Bob Dole | |
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| Astro_Death | 27 Jul 2009, 01:31 AM Post #17 |
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Biggest Backstabber
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My nuetrality has been ransacked and pillaged! Destroyed and oblitarated! Your monkey assault on my personal convoy has forced my hand! To arms! Segway SWAT, defend me!
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"Nothing in democracy is perfect." - Oscar Arias "I cant stand idly by while poor people get free food! We gotta sell these things!" - Bender "Finally, we'll have something more reliable than a government document!" - Stephen Colbert "Justice may fail in one's lifetime, but it will eventually win in the cours"e of history." - Kim Dae-jung "Trying to have a conversation with you would be like trying to argue with a dining room table. I have no interest in doing it." - Barney Frank "Nobody knows we're here... so...let's wreck the joint!" - Tommy Tiernan, on the Universe | |
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| Ares™ | 27 Jul 2009, 01:39 AM Post #18 |
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Our best Veterans have been postulating on how to defeat you. ![]() As such, we go to a place where your segways shan't work, our homeland, Canada! ![]() And release the troops! ![]() |
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Ares™ "Majority rule only works if you're also considering individual rights. Because you can't have five wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper." Larry Flynt | |
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| Astro_Death | 27 Jul 2009, 01:44 AM Post #19 |
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Biggest Backstabber
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Nationalism! Strike back!![]() Come traitorous Canadians! Aid us against your vile so called 'brethren'! Turn on them and defeat them!
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"Nothing in democracy is perfect." - Oscar Arias "I cant stand idly by while poor people get free food! We gotta sell these things!" - Bender "Finally, we'll have something more reliable than a government document!" - Stephen Colbert "Justice may fail in one's lifetime, but it will eventually win in the cours"e of history." - Kim Dae-jung "Trying to have a conversation with you would be like trying to argue with a dining room table. I have no interest in doing it." - Barney Frank "Nobody knows we're here... so...let's wreck the joint!" - Tommy Tiernan, on the Universe | |
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| Ares™ | 27 Jul 2009, 01:58 AM Post #20 |
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First we stalk the burdie:![]() Then we send in Otis! ![]()
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Ares™ "Majority rule only works if you're also considering individual rights. Because you can't have five wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper." Larry Flynt | |
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| Astro_Death | 27 Jul 2009, 02:06 AM Post #21 |
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Biggest Backstabber
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Air Superiority at its finest. We require more airforcez!
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"Nothing in democracy is perfect." - Oscar Arias "I cant stand idly by while poor people get free food! We gotta sell these things!" - Bender "Finally, we'll have something more reliable than a government document!" - Stephen Colbert "Justice may fail in one's lifetime, but it will eventually win in the cours"e of history." - Kim Dae-jung "Trying to have a conversation with you would be like trying to argue with a dining room table. I have no interest in doing it." - Barney Frank "Nobody knows we're here... so...let's wreck the joint!" - Tommy Tiernan, on the Universe | |
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| Ares™ | 27 Jul 2009, 02:14 AM Post #22 |
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![]() And we call in the rearguard, CHUCK NORRIS
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Ares™ "Majority rule only works if you're also considering individual rights. Because you can't have five wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper." Larry Flynt | |
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| Wraith | 27 Jul 2009, 02:45 AM Post #23 |
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Preparing for the Second Coming
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A Short Documentary of the Second War for Forum Supremacy It has been several years since the Original Allies emerged victorious from the Second War for Forum Supremacy. Due to the widespread destruction of historical documentation of the event, our historians have used speculation and memories of past commanders to reconstruct the communications between the many members fighting for dominance. We believe it went something like this: ![]() "Hitler [AoE]," also known as "Reian," was the leader of the Axis Resistance, and instigated the original surprise attacks against the Original Allies. Ultimately, it was his great ambition, sparse allies, and a number of strategic blunders that brought an end to his attempt at rebellion. "benny-tow" was an early but weak ally of Reian's, known as "Jon Testmaker." He was eliminated early, despite substantial forces, due to his inexperience in forum photo warfare. "T0j0" was Reian's greatest ally, known as "Ares." Ares was able to last the longest of the Axis Resistance due to his nigh-fanatical dedication to attacking Astro_Death. In the end, however, it was his blunder in provoking Astro_Death to war that doomed the Axis. "Roosevelt," also known as "Astro_Death," was plagued early in the war by his indecision as to which side to choose as well as a lack of inspiration or means to recruit troops. However, after a brutal surprise attack by Ares, Astro_Death used a forum agency called "Imageshack" to quickly raise an enormous army, becoming KamikazeCow's greatest ally. Sadly, Astro_Death did not survive the war, the strain and burden taking a heavy toll on his mind. "Churchill" was the primary leader and rallying point of the Original Allies. Known then as "KamikazeCow," his infamous stubborness and determination to win at all costs ultiamtely brought him victory once over the Resistance once again. "deGaulle," also known as "An_Idiot," was a old ally of KamikazeCow, whose inactivity in forum affairs lost him his position of dominance to Reian's initial invasions. "Stalin," known to some as "michaelirick," was a steadfast ally of KamikazeCow from the First War for Forum Supremacy. However, the massive toll the original war took caused Irick to make a truce with the resurgent Axis Resistance. Ironically, Irick was betrayed by Reian, and he quickly brought his forces to war despite massive initial losses. "Eisenhower" was the loyal commander of the Allied forces in the field, and a good friend of KamikazeCow from the First War for Forum Supremacy. Known to the members as "Benthamus," his cool, calm demeanor and decisions balanced out Wraith's aggression and recklessness. "paTTon" was a gifted but arrogant and reckless Allied commander known as "Wraith." His bold offensives and elite soldiers ultimately helped a great deal in the final defeat of Reian. Unfortunately, he died in net crash only days after the end of the war. "tru-m4n," known as "Ryan" to the members, succeeded Astro_Death near the end of the war as Cow's primary ally. His technological and intellectual progress in forum affairs brought an ultimate weapon: the Spamic Bomb. This weapon is what finally ended the war. |
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| Ares™ | 27 Jul 2009, 02:53 AM Post #24 |
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HISTORY MEANS NOTHING TO US. ![]() We call in the reinforcements of a billion chinese men and the Imperial Army! ![]() ![]() And of course, to burn this history from the world, GODZILLA!!! ![]() |
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Ares™ "Majority rule only works if you're also considering individual rights. Because you can't have five wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper." Larry Flynt | |
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| Wraith | 27 Jul 2009, 03:05 AM Post #25 |
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Preparing for the Second Coming
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VERY WELL! WE WILL PROTECT OUR SHRUBBERY WIIIIIIIIIIITH...A HERRING!![]() ![]() A Continued Short History of the Second War for Forum Supremacy Following Ares's monkey surprise attack upon the SUV code-named "Pearl Harbor," Astro_Death called up his generals, Wraith: ![]() and Benthamus: ![]() to raise an army worthy of the Allies. ![]() Wraith quickly called up reserves within the Bear Nations and Undead and launched an invasion of the History Board, historically an Axis stronghold. ![]() ![]() Unfortunately, the landing was hampered by Reian's RSDS, or Redundant Shark Defense System. ![]() Fortunately, Wraith was well-prepared. ![]() Benthamus, meanwhile, developed many variations of unorthodox weapons, especially those of a biological kind. ![]() They were deployed by his Ninja Divisions. ![]() Thus began the Road to Hell, the nickname for the long campaign for control of the History Board.
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| Astro_Death | 27 Jul 2009, 03:07 AM Post #26 |
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Biggest Backstabber
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"Eh? I smell Godzilla..."![]() "KONG SMASH PUNY LIZARD!"
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"Nothing in democracy is perfect." - Oscar Arias "I cant stand idly by while poor people get free food! We gotta sell these things!" - Bender "Finally, we'll have something more reliable than a government document!" - Stephen Colbert "Justice may fail in one's lifetime, but it will eventually win in the cours"e of history." - Kim Dae-jung "Trying to have a conversation with you would be like trying to argue with a dining room table. I have no interest in doing it." - Barney Frank "Nobody knows we're here... so...let's wreck the joint!" - Tommy Tiernan, on the Universe | |
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| Ares™ | 27 Jul 2009, 03:11 AM Post #27 |
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Ares did not expect Wraith to get mixed into the war...AGAIN...and so a notice was issued. ![]() And Sniper Raptor Jesus was called in to defend off the weak attack. ![]() And the ultimate attack was used: DIVIDE BY ZERO ASSAULT. ![]() And its results were glorious. ![]() |
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Ares™ "Majority rule only works if you're also considering individual rights. Because you can't have five wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper." Larry Flynt | |
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| Wraith | 27 Jul 2009, 03:27 AM Post #28 |
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Preparing for the Second Coming
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A Continued Short History of the Second War for Forum Supremacy Ares had unleashed the Axis's weapons of mass destruction, the Zero Division Bombs, on the main front in the Social Lounge. Wraith was forced to play his trump card to counter and negate the effects of these weapons of mass destruction:
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| Ares™ | 27 Jul 2009, 03:30 AM Post #29 |
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Wraith, though cunning with his counter-attack, forgot about the Four Horsemen released earlier, by which control of Heaven was given to Ares. With this power the angels welcomed back the Son of God. ![]() Afterwhich there was but one thing to do: destroy the Social Board.
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Ares™ "Majority rule only works if you're also considering individual rights. Because you can't have five wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper." Larry Flynt | |
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| Wraith | 27 Jul 2009, 03:38 AM Post #30 |
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Unfortunately for Ares, HE forgot that Canada does not approve of destroying Social Boards.![]() And he was banished from Canada forever. |
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