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2 Guys, Water, and a Shovel
Topic Started: 21 Apr 2007, 03:33 PM (260 Views)
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Anyone know any good stories involving the above (or any combination)? If not, ideas would be good too.
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tewkes_ape
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2 Guys had a bucket of water and a shovel. They were in the desert and charged with digging a well. They dug 2 foot and put the water in claiming it was a well and demanded payment, and paid they were. They Run away laughing wildly.

1 hour later....
The men find themselves in the middle of a desert without any water....

The End.
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Two guys are digging with a shovel and they find water.

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Oh, you wanted something more? Okay.

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Two guys are digging with a shovel and they find water. While enjoying the reinvigorating streams of nature's blood, one comments to the other, "Now this is the story all about how my life got flipped, turned upside down, and I’d like to take a minute just sit right there, I’ll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air. In West Philadelphia, born and raised on the playground where I spent most of my days chilling out, maxing, relaxing, all cool, and all shooting some B-ball outside of the school. When a couple of guys said "We’re up in no good," started making trouble in my neighborhood. I got in one little fight and my mom got scared, and said "You’re moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air." I begged and pleaded with her the other day, but she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way. She gave me a kissin’ and she gave me my ticket, I put my Walkman on and said I might as well kick it. First class, yo this is bad, drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass. Is this what the people of Bel-Air livin’ like? Hmm this might be alright! I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said "Fresh" and had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare. But I thought, "Now forget it, yo homes to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to a house about seven or eight, and I yelled to the cabby "Yo, homes, smell you later." Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air."

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2 Guys stood in an area facing each other with just two weapons, a shovel ad a bucket of water.


They immediately get onto the Shovel each and bounce around the area trying to hit eachother with the water... but then comes the ultimate enemy...

The pirate on a space Hopper...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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