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Warfare In Africa; Africa At It's Finest
Topic Started: 20 Aug 2006, 09:44 AM (337 Views)
KamikazeCow
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Heh, here's a typical conversation (that the author describes) that he has with the rebels.

Against All Odds: Escape From Sierra Leone @ By Major Phil Ashby
 
Me: Hello, what's your name?
Rebel: I am Dead Body.
Me: Pleased to meet you, Mr. Body.
Rebel: Staff Captain Dead Body!
Me: Sorry, Staff Captain. How old are you?
Rebel: I am twelve years old.
Me: How long have you been a rebel?
Rebel: Fifteen years.
Me: Ahh.
Rebel: Give me money. Give me drugs.
Me: We can't give you anything today, but if you can guarantee the safety of UN personnel then we can ask aid agencies to come to this area where they can help everyone in the area...blah, blah, blah.
Rebel: You bring two million bags of rice tomorrow.
Me: &*$@!!!

(Next day, same checkpoint, same rebel)

Me: Hello Staff Captain Dead Body, how are you today?
Rebel: I am Major Sylvester Stallone.
Me: Pleased to meet you, I am Major Rambo. How did you get those wounds?
Rebel: You have something for me?
Me: Not today, how did you get these cuts.
Rebel: Drugs.
Me: Where did you get your drugs from?
Rebel: From my gun.
Me: How?
Rebel: I take the powder from my bullets and put it under my skin.
Me: Why do you take drugs?
Rebel: Drugs make you strong.


Yup. I feel sorry for Africa. Stark raving bonkers, the lot of 'em.
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Ryan
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That's pretty sad...
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KamikazeCow
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Yep.

Most definitely.
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heheheh that appeals to my sense of humour
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