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Warfare In Africa; Africa At It's Finest
Topic Started: 20 Aug 2006, 09:44 AM (338 Views)
KamikazeCow
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Against All Odds: Escape From Sierra Leone
By Major Phil Ashby
We passed through several roadblocks manned by bored-looking rebels but were waved straight through. At the last checkpoint before Makeni, I thought my eyes were deceiving me.

'Did I just see a chimpanzee manning that checkpoint?' I wondered if I was the victim of an elaborate hoax.

'Yes,' replied Mustafa.

'And was he holding an AK-47?'

'Yes.'

'Can he fire it?'

'I don't know- there's a ceasefire, remember,' Mustafa answered, with no hint of sarcasm.


Funniest true story about war ever. Even monkeys can use the AK-47 now.
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Hahaha! Monkeys wielding AK-47s. Thats just proves that the AK-47 is any man's or now, any mammal's gun. :P

But I bet monkeys can't handle M-16s. :matrix:
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The only use of nuclear weapons in CCRPG; The only use of nerve gas
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Probably not.

That thing is vastly overcomplicated. ^_^
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OMFGROFLMAO :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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What's sad is that it is a completely true story, and occured in the 90's. ^_^
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Where did you find this? :o
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One of my dad's books. The title is at the top of the quote.
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You are giving me that book at school monday. :evil:
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O...kay.

Oh, and the monkey's rank in the rebel forces is Master Sergeant. This earns a :o WTF :o medal.
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HAHAHAHAHA! OMG, where did you find that out? :o :lol: :lol:
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Later in the book. Lemme see where I put it down...hold on.
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This is almost better than the idea of Snakes on a Plane! :lol:
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Ah! Here we go!

Against All Odds: Escape From Sierra Leone @ By Major Phil Ashby
 
A few days later, I paid a visit to the checkpoint during an early-morning run. Sure enough, there was the chimpanzee. This time he was not holding a weapon. He had put it down so he could use both hands to smoke a cigarette. When he saw me approaching, he picked up his rifle and started snarling at me.

'Hey, porto,' the checkpoint commander shouted over to me. 'The sergeant major doesn't like you. He has no bullets but he may try to stab you.' The chimp's AK-47 had a bayonet attached to it. I decided this was a good point to turn back.

The next time I saw the chimp he was smoking a joint. I never did find out whether he knew how to shoot.


Ah...so it was a Sergeant Major, then. My mistake. ^_^
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Haha, still, that's hilarious!
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It's Sergeant Major Pancho Chimpa! Run for it lads!
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