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| Lame Jokes; Type in here for lame jokes... lol... | |
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| Topic Started: Oct 25 2004, 10:27 PM (1,416 Views) | |
| Matt87 | Dec 28 2004, 09:28 PM Post #76 |
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| rimuYT | Dec 28 2004, 09:33 PM Post #77 |
 
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donno donno donno la............... |
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| BanDPeRcS | Dec 29 2004, 03:59 AM Post #78 |
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A man goes to a psychiatrist, and tells him "Doc, I think I have an obsession with sex." The doctor agrees to examine him and begins by showing him various drawings. First the doctor draws a square and asks the man to identify it. The man immediate ly says "sex". Next the doctor draws a circle, which the man again identifies as sex. Thirdly, the doctor draws a triangle, which of course the patient identifies as "sex". The doctor puts the drawings away and says to the patient, "Yes, I do believe t hat you have an obsession with sex." To which the man replies, "I'm not the one with the obsession! YOU'RE the one drawing all the dirty pictures!"~ LOLX~ wicked(p) |
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| dcube | Dec 31 2004, 03:39 PM Post #79 |
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| Matt87 | Jan 1 2005, 08:02 PM Post #80 |
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haha.. this thread is for lame jokes.. so comfirm is lame de lar... haha wicked(p) |
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| stArLoaDer | Jan 23 2005, 11:27 AM Post #81 |
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1.what animal is robin hood? - owl. because robin "hoots"... 2.last time superman flew wid one hand nearer to his chest and the other straight out but then now he fly with both hands straight. WHY? -because last time technology not good. so he have to change gear. now technology better can autopilot. LOL...go try asking your friends. you will sure get very funny ans. |
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| stArLoaDer | Jan 23 2005, 11:43 AM Post #82 |
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1. there is this boy who was on an airplane. den all of a sudden he threw a fridge down the airplane. why? -cos he liked it. 2. There was this old lady who was walking on the road, but all of a sudden she died. She did not have any disease or illness. she was not very old though. Why did she die? -the fridge fell on her. 3. The little boy who threw the fridge down the airplane got back his results for all his tests. he all got 100/100 but why is he still sad? -the old lady was his grandmother. 4. since the grandmother is the little boy's mother's mother, why isn't his mother sad. but instead very very happy? -(wan to noe ans message me..) =PP |
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| BatoNBoY | Feb 10 2005, 06:21 PM Post #83 |
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erk... lame.. |
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| BanDClari | Feb 15 2005, 09:20 PM Post #84 |
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all lamers down here.... |
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| oooo | Feb 19 2005, 07:25 PM Post #85 |
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hello... heehees... ask u all ar... hmm... Q1:wat do u call a prawn that ish lame??? Ans: lame sia... hahaz... so lame... lols... Q2:put a bean in ur hand and put both of ur hands together,waqt is it called? Ans:soyabean(shou ya bean) Q3:wat did the appple tells the pear? Ans:yo pear! i am apple... hahahaz.... omg! all so lame de... hahaz... will update soon if got any more lame lame de jokes... hahaz.... 
  
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| stArLoaDer | Mar 6 2005, 03:25 PM Post #86 |
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Q3:wat did the appple tells the pear? Ans:yo pear! i am apple... i dun quite get tis ans...=// 
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| cavver777 | Mar 10 2005, 12:41 PM Post #87 |
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I knoe i knoe !! The Boy's mother veri happy Bcause she : inherit a large almont of money from the death of her mother or she : can use the fridge that kill the grandmum as a coffin , thus save a sum of money in buyin coffin. or her : son get a full mark for exam. |
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| oooo | Mar 13 2005, 07:28 PM Post #88 |
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lolsd.. hahaz... u all beri cute lez... losl.. apple say "yo pear,i am apple" to pear to introduce itself... lols.. hahaz... i noe lahs... lols.. lame.. haha.z... |
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